#Cell processes

[spiderlilywritings]

Ronin Beaufort Boyfriend Headcanons

Trigger Warnings: mentions of blood, murder, gore

Well. You're in for a wild ride with Ronin Beaufort as your lover. He's not a green flag by any means, but he cares and genuinely loves you, even if he shows it in twisted ways sometimes. (Hearts drawn in blood, maybe giving you an aorta, sending pictures of his gruesome murders in #killer_shit with the caption "this for You, baby" and oh would you look at that, it's the guy that's been harassing you yesterday—)

Never runs out of nicknames for you. Will probably come up with the cheesiest/sappiest nickname just to see your reaction. It cracks him up. ("Baby. Sweetheart. Darling. Pookie. Sweet apple crumble pop with strawberries—")

If you own a vehicle like a car or a motorcycle, he's your go-to mechanic. He'll take your money and maybe a little bit extra later. ("Aww, don't give me that look, darlin'. I just wanted a kiss 's all. Hahaha!") Shows off a little bit of that muscle if you hang around while he's working. His sweetheart's there, gotta impress them right? (And if you're the type to get embarassed easily, it's more fun for him.)

Speaking of vehicles, I'm not sure if Ronin owns one, but if you do, why not take your little Devil for a late night drive? I think he'll enjoy them. Just you and him, enjoying the night air, letting the scenery pass by.

We've already seen it in the games; he's perceptive and if there's something troubling you, he'll know. He's all ears if you wanna talk about it. Or if you don't, he might think of a way to get you to open up. It's not healthy to bottle everything up after all. He's had to deal with his own issues and being stuck in your own head can be... a lot.

Sometimes, you may have impromptu late night talks with Ronin. Trading secrets and all that. Sorting out some feelings and traumas of the past. Those talks can get heavy but things always feel a bit lighter at the end. That's good, isn't it?

He's supportive. He lets you do your own thing, lets you enjoy yourself and indulge in what you love. As long as you take care of yourself too. He might even join you. ("Aren't you a cutie with that smile on your face. Come onnnnnn, show me more, baby.")

I think he'd like those silly couple shirts. The ones with lines like one shirt has "If lost, return to the bastard" and the other is "The bastard" Or just matching things in general. Maybe you want matching plushies, or jewelry, etc. He's down for it.

Learning first aid is recommended if you haven't already. At least, you'd know what to do when Ronin comes to you injured. Victims don't just lay down and wait for their fate. Of course they want to live and some will literally fight for their lives. Ronin keeps himself in shape, but some injuries are just unavoidable. He doesn't like seeing your worried face, so he's quick to ease your worries with his usual bravado.

Horror movie nights are a given. And if you're the type to scare easily (ironic since you're with a serial killer), prepare for some light teasing. Here's a not-so-secret though: Ronin loves it when you cling to him. He likes being able to feel you. Whether it's small instances like your hands brushing against his to you outright hanging onto him like a koala bear. Make him feel your warmth, that you're there. That you'll always be there. (Not. Not like— well, technically they're still— but not there. Not here. Not anymore. Just a memory now that will always haunt him. They left his heart bleeding. And then, an  "Angel" patched it up. He still bleeds a little. But it's bearable. And now. Now, you—)

Tick... tick... tick...

The sheets rustle. The clock continues to tick. Ronin hears your sleepy little murmurs as you frolicked in dreamland.

He chuckles, one of his hands moving to play with a lock of your hair. The sight of you curled up on his bed, in his damn shirt, "Darlin', if this is your way of killin' me slowly, it's working. Juuust a little."

In response, you unconsciously snuggle into his chest. Really now.

Sleeping so peacefully with a serial killer? Maybe he got rid of your sense of self preservation; maybe got some screws loose in that pretty little head of yours.

Ronin pulls you closer.

This was nice. Makes him remember those times when it was easier. As easy as it can get back in Angelwood anyway.

He left that place behind, danced in hell's flames like the Devil he is, letting rot and decay follow him. He didn't mind. Let 'em haunt him till the day he croaks.

When he closes his own eyes, he sees Ther; a reminder of what he had. Of what he lost. Feels like they'll always haunt him too. There, but not there. A spirit? An illusion? No. Maybe just that lingering love he's always going to feel for his childhood best friend.

Ther's gone.

After Ther, came Maria. Maria. Sweet, sweet Saint Maria helped him heal and move on.

And now he's got another angel in his arms. Ronin thinks that's hysterical. The Devil attracts angels it seems like. Wings and all. Letting them decay till those feathers fall and the wings are nothing but bone. It's like giving the middle finger to the good ol' god those old fashioned folks at Angelwood worshipped.

How's that for blasphemy?

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Pyramid Steve's favourite treat is pre-1982 pennies

(Ford slooooowly starting to realize his muse of infinite knowledge might, in fact, be a dumbass.)

[sage-nebula]

My main conspiracy thoughts right now:

1.) They very clearly did not show the final cell in the little jail where Spinel is keeping the other five of the Six Heroes. They could have easily showed that it was empty, but they did not. One could argue it's because we can figure out it's empty ourselves, but I would argue that it's because they want us to think it's empty and it's entirely possible there's another prisoner in there.

2.) Exceed has blocked off access to Mt Kumuri, which could be just to keep the public away from Rakurium / Explorer HQ . . . or it could be that and also because they didn't want the Rising Volt Tacklers to find that Friede had been moved. Roy did say, after all, that they had to give up their search after Exceed closed off the mountain. Now, realistically, if Friede actually hit the ground from that height his body would be in pieces. But they aren't going to say that on a show where children are the targeted demographic, so I think it's safe to say that they'd move with the explanation of, "there is no body = he's out there somewhere" rather than "of course there's no body, there wouldn't be one from that height, at least not in one piece." Hence the need to force the RVT to end their search.

3.) Roy says that the RVT disbanded, but I think the actual truth of the matter is the adults told the kids that they were disbanding, but actually, the adults are still working together to try to find Friede / get things worked out. They just wanted the kids away from what was happening, for safety reasons. I could be wrong! But I think it would be kind of OoC for Mollie, Orio, Murdock, and Landau to just completely give up and go back to normal lives, but IC for them to want to do what they can to protect the kids.

[catboybiologist]

oh dear. it seems that i am a -quickly looks at bio- teeny tiny protozoan unknown to science i hope a beautiful woman studies me and learns my teeny tiny protozoan secrets.

Damn I hope there's a gorgeous protozoa researcher out there to fulfill those wishes bc every model organism I've worked with has been in animalia

[sandstworm]

I love one (1) jester

[pavodence]

i’ve missed painting but i truly cannot figure out the grayscale to colour workflow

[quirkle2]

space/saturn imagery ritsu i love you

[glacierberries]

imagine the marauders and severus come across a boggart, like, right after the prank, and james sees it first, he sees remus locked in an azkaban cell, and then remus sees the boggart, and it transfigures into a moon, then severus sees the boggart and it transforms into a massive werewolf, and then sirius looks at it, and it's severus dead on the floor with werewolf marks all over him and blood everywhere.

and the four of them just stand there, looking vaguely ill.

[dane-g-william]

Silly lil process HSHSHEHDIDNS 🕺🕺👌💖💥💥✨✨

[redwhitebuddie]

ok mr. “suddenly become a ready made family to dating an ex nun bring up his catholic upbringing to minorly stalking a woman who looks extremely similar to his widowed spouse to having a dream where he talks to his dead ex-wife about her being all that his son wants in life to going on a date with his dead wife’s look-alike after dropping said son off at his not-so-platonic bestie‘s apartment like he was dropping their off at their others parents house”

yeah you are about as mentally stable as i am edmundo

[tempo-tales]

Breezes✨🍃

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[mayordea]

nick valentine commission for @cameatslemons 😼 thank you for your support !!!!!

[dextraicarus1994]

I know the lineart is not impressive but this is something that I have been working on since yesterday (using reference for the pose of course), in the night and now morning. Another terrifying fanart of my AU showing CLH Sam Fisher as a demon.🫀🌹🟢⚫ Just wait and you will see what will be coming soon...

[ariapmdeol]

Isoi family!

[hipstersoulgushers-art]

Forgot your pen dipshit

[nowimabeliever]

love being a doug fan bc when my jupyter notebook code gives me incomprehensible errors i can just be like “five minute coding adventure 🙃” instead of completely crashing out