imagine trying to explain what’s happening on big brother rn to someone who doesn’t watch. like…
“ok so they have someone from survivor in the cast with her son but it’s a secret that he’s her son. the son has a girlfriend of supposedly seven years irl. BUT he decides he wants to hook up with another member of the cast. he tells her he only recently started viewing women as people. it works?? they hook up, on camera, on a couch in a common area. he cleans up after himself with bleach wipes that stain the couch. MEANWHILE he has revealed his big secret — that his mother is in the house — to this girl. she does not give a shit. she also thinks he’s talking about A DIFFERENT WOMAN in the cast, not the one from survivor. he goes along with it??? MEANWHILE there is a rumor going around the house that the woman she incorrectly assumed was his mother is DENZEL WASHINGTON’S SISTER. and the fake last name that the son of the survivor contestant gave when they introduced themselves to each other…. is WASHINGTON. so anyway then there’s this girl named Izzy—”
Dude I get it I get why Arthur spends so little time at camp like aside from how that man doesn't get a moments peace from anybody who bothers him about chores or money or arguing, when the camp IS actually quiet Dutch turns on his fucking gramophone to play the same THREE SONGS OVER AND OVER
and i can't believe i have to say this but no, nintenbros, neither TOTK nor a potential next gen console in 2024 "justifies" a $70/$90 CAD price tag. learn to resent video game corporations and pirate their shit
me because raskolnikov just loves to outwardly call razumikhin an idiot but in his inner dialogue he constantly remarks on how smart and kind he is and i i i i oh my god:
can i say something real quick. i'm glad i'm not a woman because if i had to hear the male equivalent of "good girl" leave vessel's mouth every time i listen to "the summoning" i would definitely not be responsible for my own actions
I'm very tired of hearing the "why doesn't Kingdom Hearts cater to ME, a person who doesn't want to have to care about it. Kingdom Hearts should stop rewarding the people who are deeply emotionally invested in it and should instead care only about Me, Casual Fan who only wants to give a shit every 5-10 years or so, what about MY feelings" argument. Jesus fucking Christ. It's been 22 years. Suck it up and go play a Halo then.
no bc like. we get a queer show. we get a queer show and it's openly queer. the whole thing. the entire fucking thing. no coding. just straight up queer. and not just gay men. it's not just white gay men.
like.
it's so insane to me this show exists. that we're allowed this. i can't... it almost feels too good to be true. and i've watched it, so it is true. i know it is true i have seen it all with my own eyes.
but i'm so starved for any basic fucking thing that. i just. wow. nonbinary person? ethical non-monogamy? i got? i got to see that? and it's not a bad thing it's not made fun of?
god.
i just... it's so wild that something so simple just can't feel real because nobody else will allow something like this to air.
episode 5 of black sails when flint says "this crew needs certainty, and I need their support to achieve an end which is in all our best interests. so we dance the dance. never was there a caesar that couldn't sing the tune." NEVER WAS THERE A CAESAR THAT COULDN'T SING THE TUNE bro I cannot explain to you the complete and utter way every single line said in this show comes back around like everything is intentional nothing is done by accident I am yanking at the steal bars of my cell.....never was there a ceasar that couldn't sing the tune.....i need to put the writers in a jar i need to pick their brains apart i need to know everything they were thinking when they wrote this masterpiece i need need need