#Conversation from today
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Michael: don’t worry kitten, Alpha Daddy will protect you
Sarah: what the fuck.
Ryan: Michael what are you on.
Michael: you better shut it before I kiss you, you big homo
Ryan: I don’t care.
Michael: so you wanna kiss me?
Ryan: that’s not what I meant michaelllll
Michael: that’s not my name kitten, call me Alpha Daddy
Mary: nobody is going to willingly call you Alpha Daddy
Michael: ….alex call me alpha daddy
Alex: NO WHAT THE FUCK???
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as an indian person, my favourite thing is seeing what people who aren't from here have done with my food; i'll go to an indian restaurant in a random corner of the world and they're putting oregano in their palak paneer or a balsamic wash on their naan and it's like "yes good tell me how you folded your culture into mine and came out with something new and lovely, we're holding hands across oceans bestie"
#brought to you by a very nice conversation I had with someone today#food#culture#meow speaks#my danish friend is making my grandmother's poshto recipe and my american friend learnt how to make sambhar the way my great grandma makes#and swapped ingredients for what they had and were bonded now forever ♥️🥲#and I put crushed peanuts on top of all pasta dishes cause it reminds me of my friend from Bangkok who did the same
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Do you ever think about Arthur noticing Merlins bruises? He notices when Merlin favors his left shoulder a little more than his right, so he gives him less chores that day. Or maybe he doesn't move quite as fast when he throws a pillow at him, and it accidentally hits him and he winces. So Arthur decides that hes tired, and that Merlin can have the afternoon off. The one that hurts the most though, is when they're out hunting and Merlin won't take his shirt off to swim with him, even though Arthur saw the yellowing bruise on his back when his shirt rode up earlier. Arthur decides that it's time for him to let Merlin know he knows about his magic right then.
#I blame a conversation from earlier today for this#Apparently my brain won't let it go#My poor boys#arthur pendragon#bbc merlin#merlin and arthur#merlin emrys#merthur#merlin#merlin x arthur#they're married your honor
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★ 144 // “Wandering Thoughts”
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#steel ball run#sbr#johnny joestar#offerings#tools used:#Android photo editor#// I met a lot of angels today.#I was outside killing time as it was about to rain and one of them told me there was a hotel lobby I could wait in#The tiles in this video are from the bathroom of said hotel#Another angel was my Lyft driver. Didn't want to drop me off in a shady area alone.#So they took me to the Wendy's across the street and we had some good conversations to kill time#it's 1123 as I type this. 123 baby.#Angels only appear when you surrender. Or at least that's when you notice they've always been there.#This esoteric rambling is really funny to do under a gay sex shitpost video but I am a man of multitudes.
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DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.09
Nothin' in this world a good cup of coffee can't fix.
#Daredevil Born Again#ddba spoilers#Frank Castle#Karen Page#Kastle#Daredeviledit#Daredevil Spoilers#Not Revolution#GIF set#Mine#Do we think it's the coffee or the handful of pills making you feel good Frank?#FFS. He's eating them like tictacs.#Hopefully that's not something we need to circle back around to later.#I can't imagine he'd let them send him to rehab.#She makes him nervous.#He can't be still with her there. He has to be doing something with his hands.#A decent amount of this scene is just Karen and Frank staring at each other and breathing.#And Matt's reaction to realising something is going on is VERY MATT.#I want (I need) Matt to question Frank on his *intentions* - so we get the parallel of that against his heartbeat conversation with Karen.#I think Matt could to get alot of stupid joy from having something to tease them both about.#I don't know how I expect him to actually feel about the possibility of whatever they have - but I think there are elements here that can b#fun and not serious and dark#I probably would have liked the flow of this season more if there had been framing around how Matt was working through his sh*t#Like each ep has a VO but it's just 20 secs of him talking to Karen's voicemail - keeping her updated. And she never responds but it's#just little thoughts he's had and things he'd say if she was actually there. And some of them are stupid or sarcastic but it's a ritual.#It's keeping him sane.#I read an article today about what they could do with these 3 in S2 and I don't know what to think. I want to have no expectations.#No expectations is safer. But I want more Kastle and as long as neither of them die I don't care how I get it.#(Just no more killing people I like. Writers you tried it. It wasn't great so don't do it again.)#Giffing in this lighting almost did my head in.
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#a doodley#i had to make this blue so tumblr would stop hiding it from the dash#anyway no caption this happened 2 hrs ago#im happy abt my surgery but it and other things this year keep beinging conversations like these up#and i cant handle it at all.#everything my dad tells me just makes me feel worse and not bc its anything bad but bc I Feel Bad#like the conversation then continued to him being like no dont cry im just saying i wpuld have wanted to#quit my job decades ago and set aside money so I wouldnt be struggling as much now but that didnt happen#and i just dont want that to happen to you guys :)#so we have to support u so that your life is what u want it to be#and i cried even more bc what do u mean. thats so sad. ur a person and u were a child and baby once and ur gonna die#and you always almost cry when u talk about your mom who passed away decades ago#and your brothers that passed away#recently and im going to be your age and still sobbing bc i miss my dad. just like i have been prematurely crying about since i was 7#the other day my dad asked my mom if i cried a lot when i was a baby/kid and my mom said no and then my dad#said that when i Did cry it was so severe he thought i would ''drown in my own tears''#bc i could never stop. like. thats still true today. ive been crying on and off since then#i think i mentioned he's just been telling me stories about his life lately and it further fuels this. i get so sad. im sorry your life was#like this. i dont want to die i dont want you to die im sad im sorry im sorry#im scared. im never going to see you again. how horrible. how horrible#i cant enjoy my day today bc every day is a day closer and i get sad
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Uzi being comfortable with V in the finale is so so funny. Includes her in the little secret handshake without a second thought and without even looking. Feels secure enough to both bat away V's gun at first and THEN lean back on it while steadfastly ignoring her. Like girl you're not concerned at all. You knew she wouldn't kill you. No you're SMUG about her having to accept it's you. You affectionately start punching her afterwards. Ok Uzi Doorman. I’m glad you’re like this
#this is Not purely a ship post by the way. this is just their real dynamic take it as you will#I only caught uzi leaning on the gun earlier today but she definitely does. if you check the scene you can see v’s arm be pushed back by Uz#I genuinely think they’re hilarious. I wish this had been explored more!! and didn’t kinda come outta nowhere in universe!!#but I’ll take what I can get . it’s interesting that just in general they seem to just see each other less as threats as the show goes on#like V going from openly antagonistic at start of ep 4 to covering for Uzi and smiling to herself abt it after at the end of the ep#my girls .. sighh. the sillies. stupid idiots. approximately 0 conversations the entire show <\3#serial designation v#Uzi doorman#v murder drones#Uzi murder drones#murder drones
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BATTLESTAR GALACTICA : ↳ S02E20, Lay Down Your Burdens
#✦ gifs#battlestar galactica#william adama#edward james olmos#laura roslin#mary mcdonnell#it is amazing how a conversation from a twenty year old show can be so fucking poignant today#there's a lot of these little moments in the show that strike me#but this one required being giffed#*WHOOPS uploaded with a double gif. fixed now.
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Gavin mentally: wait... that doesn't add up........
#detroit become human#gavin reed#rk900#because you guys have been so supportive i managed to pull through and actually draw a silly comic thing#also drew some of it while watching my favorite movie the incredible movie clue (1985)#and honestly i think the dynamic here is just like mustard and wadsworth going#are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests / you dont need any help from me / THATS. RIGHT.#but anyway the take here is that hi i liked a lot of fics where (as i said before with mutual pining) nines finds gavins looks appealing#like wow hes so not perfect i am enamored with him hmmmm surely thats not mutual#while being v handsome himself so yeah!#it IS technically from the incorrect quotes generator but also! it fits i think#well fits enough for me to get away with#guys i like mutual pining too much and i like processing power of like wait a sec... supercomputer calculator brain cant do math what#while nines is like well if i cant do math then its no longer condescending so i win on a technicality in this conversation#because who doesnt want to win a conversation on a technicality when there isnt actually a competition#wanting to win conversations is so normal i love winning a conversation#(authors note - i failed a conversation today)
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minori you cant just ask people that... as your first text message to her too minori...
#pjsk#prsk#project sekai#minori hanasato#haruka kiritani#pjsk minori#prsk minori#pjsk haruka#prsk haruka#minoharu#mmj#mmj minori#mmj haruka#hanasato minori#kiritani haruka#(( this is my conversation from earlier today. its so funny ngl i think i just iradiate the rainbow#i didnt even know she had my phone number man what is this#harumino
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you are umasou
#I watched it today it was so good#im not big on dinosaur stuff but i like how it was used to approach the predator/prey conversation especially when both sides are sentient#instead of just defaulting to well since predators are meat eaters their actions are automatically immoral so their role in the story#has to match. and then when your characters /are/ meat eaters you just step around that whole topic#heart knows he has to kill and eat so there’s no avoiding it but even he knows he has agency over that#hell he even decided to hunt by himself so umasou doesn’t have to see him kill and eat another dinosaur a day after meeting him#and maybe its because it’s a kids movie but it also doesn’t make a big show over the act of hunting and eating. it doesn’t dwell on it#like yes you can clearly see them ripping into guts minus the graphic details but it doesnt go out of its way to censor it either#its played straight just like hearts mom having more kids like nobody asks who the father is or when that happened cuz it doesn’t matter#what matters is she still loves heart and encourages her kids to greet their big brother and they do!!! it’s sweet#Beckon was also an interesting touch bc they make it clear the only reason he doesnt eat umasou is bc he cant and not that he wouldn’t#but he’s still a funny and interesting character and that doesn’t get in the way of how we see him too much#same for baku he was pretty polite with heart esp from the start when he asks him if hes abandoned implying he would be prepared to#look out for him from the start. and at the end when he decides to spare him. I dont hate him at all hes just intimidating#you are umasou#doodles#I wanted to draw smth more detailed but I couldn’t decide if I wanted to go with the cartoony art style#or smth closer to realistic?? so this is like. some sort of compromise I guess
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"I'll make a ton of cash, and leave this place."
TAIKAN YOHOU (2023). EPISODE TWO.
#taikan yohou#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#jdramasource#tvedit#toxicgaysource#*#faiza gifs#GOD I NEED MEAT LIKE THIS TO BITE AND CHEW AND SINK MY TEETH INTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!#GIVE ME THIS AGAIN OH GOD PLEASE.#ughhhhhh the WAY these 2 are just having 2 ENTIRELY different conversations in the first few episodes ITS JUST SO DELICIOUS.#how yoh just feels like he's being Used for something he doesnt even KNOW what it is?????? but he WANTS itttt????? and yet is disgusted#with it toooooooo???? whilst segasaki just thinks they're OKAY? they're FINE? that this arrangement of theirs is NORMAL?#like. MY GOD. SO MUCH TO UNPACK SO MUCH TO CLAW MY FINGERS INTOOOOOOOOOOO.#japan GIVE ME THIS AGAINNNNNNNNN.#but no YES going off from my tags on a reblog from earlier today.#it just. BAFFLES me. how people thought/think that this show is meant to just be??? a light hearted romcom? like???????????? WHEREEEEEEEEE?#WHEREEEEEEEEEEE??? HOWWWW where people SO surprised by segasaki's toxicity and their unhealthy romantic codependency????#WHEN IT HAS BEEN HINTED AT SINCE EP 1 ALL ALONG! how did people MISS it? idgi? at all!
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Homelander gifs by request: s02 e01 "The Big Ride"
"I have a family."
#he's so NERVOUS#he's probably also still calming down from that conversation with edgar#him seeking out comfort like this SIIIIIGH#he's a baby ur honour#okay i'm done spamming gifs today haha#i feel mad with power#homelander edit#homelander#the boys#the boys amazon#my gifs
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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He's my comfort character
He's a middle-aged, corrupted government man and he's my comfort character, okay?
#an actual quote from a conversation I had today#with a non-sherlockian#bbc sherlock#mycroft holmes#mycroft bbc#sherlock bbc#bbc mycroft holmes#sherlock fandom#sherlock holmes#mark gatiss#bbc mycroft#mycroft
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Gavin's gesturing to his desk.
#detroit become human#rk900#gavin reed#imagine wanting to watch a temper tantrum and somehow getting labeled accomplice#smh my head nines buddy you gotta expect this#also gavins expression in the what the fuck panel was really fun to draw#also this is loosely an incorrect quote from a generator and loosely based on work#where a coworker was like youve been absent whats up get arrested ? what happened?#and im like i havent been arrested yet but its a possibility in the future#and he told me that hed miss me if i got arrested but also itd be really funny to hear i was arrested#then he said someone else (a specific guy) would laugh if he heard i was arrested (this is a lie imo i dont think he would laugh)#so today i asked a DIFFERENT coworker hey would you laugh if i got arrested? and he was So Confused and said no?#and then i was like glad youre on my side and as i passed the og arrest conversation worker i was like#fuck you (name) - at least (same name different guy) wouldnt laugh at me for going to prison so hes better#and the guy was like hey thats not fair cause in my case it depends entirely on WHY and ya know what thats fair#anyway i need an accomplice but i dont wanna be involved with anyone so like im fucked#ill give gavin an accomplice as a treat even if the accomplice didnt offer to help#im very sorry for the story in the tags not relating to the art its p much just what you see is what you get today#im too tired for much else
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