(Just me ranting abt undertale au agere, featuring the bad sanses! This is gonna be a new AU-)
Nightmare: Caregiver. Very calm and sorta stoic, occasionally tired of the nonsense but has a good habit of keeping his cool. He may seem uninterested, but knows where all of his boys are, at all time. It's almost scary-
Killer: Middle. He's on the younger side of a middle, being 9 - 10 when regressed. He likes annoying Nightmare, and being playful. Calls nightmare "Pops" or "Dad"! He likes gaming a lot when regressed, which can be anything he can be chaotic in. (Mostly minecraft, but sometimes older games like COD.) He also occasionally slips younger, around 6? And when he's that young, he follow Nightmare just about everywhere, VERY talkative little.
Horror: Little. He's a toddler essentially, 3 - 4. And a very spacing out, unaware one at that. Nightmare absolutely has to keep an eye on him at all times, due to the fact that he will try to chew on anything and everything. To combat this, Nightmare shape shifts one of his tendrils into a harness, keeping Horror secure. Also, he goes completely non-verbal while regressed!
Murder/Dust: Little, very tiny. We're talking he goes 0 - 1, maybe 2. He's an Involuntary regressor, as he believes he doesn't really deserve it. When he's regressed, he's very clingy, and wants to be carried at all times, since he misses Papy's hugs and carrying him. Speaking of Paps! He often helps encourages Dust to ask for things he needs, like a binky, or bottle, blanket, so on!
Cross: Flip. He's not really the regressing type, so he's more of an age dreamer/partial regressor! When regressed, he's pretty quiet, likes to read, or bake (with supervision) he really can't tell his regressed age, which nightmare will reassure him that, it's okay! And, really Cross prefers being a babysitter, mostly to watch Killer. He's better with older kids!
And with that... i feel like I should be writing a story about this, huh.
Transcript: Cross has been reduced to shipping fodder. His tag is literally filled with so much shipping. I get so frustrated because I dislike most ships with him. So his tag is just filtered post after filtered post for me.
as a cross fan and lover i am aware that he thinks his outfit is stuffy and it’s not at all his casual wear and that him becoming a sleeveless jock with a boob window was symbolic in some way or another blah blah but i am so fucking HAPPY that he gets his old outfit back. i missed it so much. it’s been years since i last saw it
This is about as official as official merch gets. XTale comic, XTale Secret Entries Zine, Cross pillow and charm by Jakei, distributed by LoadingCrewCrafts. I would really encourage anyone who wants fun merch to check them out. They're a little pricey, but I've been happy with a lot of the art from that crowd.
https://x.com/jaelarteo
https://www.loadingcrewcrafts.com
Paper Crane comic by Little_Noko, also distributed by LoadingCrewCrafts. I am planning on buying some more Crane merch since it's available. There's a cute little plastic standee that I've been having my eye on for a while now.
https://x.com/LittleNoko
https://www.loadingcrewcrafts.com
https://little-noko.tumblr.com/
Game Night Zine by Cold Grove Studios. I had accidentally ordered two zines, one under my married name and one under my maiden name. Whoops! I've been thinking about reselling the extra one just to recomp the cost I paid, but I'll have to ask about their resell policy.
https://x.com/coldgrovestudio
https://coldgrovestudios.bigcartel.com
A silly little Wing Ding comic by DokHertz. I simply came across this on Etsy and decided to grab it, no vast story with this one.
https://x.com/DokHertz
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheFunctionCreep
Honestly, my crowning jewel. I had been staking out The Crayon Queen's tumblr/etsy for literal MONTHS trying to get my hands on these bad boys. When I saw that there were some available on her Etsy I just about shit myself, haha.
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The Live, Laugh, Bone calender, ordered from September 2023. I actually haven't hung it up or used it at all this year, I just don't have the space for it. Well, maybe I'll try hanging it on the side of my green bookcase? Actually, that's not a bad idea....
https://x.com/livelaughbone
https://livelaughbone.carrd.co
I managed to grab this after their main sales had wrapped up, they had some leftover sales that I snatched up pretty quickly. There's actually several artists in this that I had been following on Twitter, but didn't know because their art styles had improved so much!
https://x.com/OfRefuse
https://salonofrefuse.carrd.co
A super cute Dude&Bruh doujinshi from Twitter! The artist seems to be constantly doing more sales due to demand- and I understand why! The art is super great, the expressions are amazing, and it feels nice to hold. Only downside... I can't read Korean, haha.