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Okay guys
#i don't wanna work a minute longer on this one i honestly started to hate it so im getting it out of my system as soon as possible#i have other Bilbo Baggins fanarts planned;)#also i dont care what anyone says Bilbo likes kids#hes a story teller he wrote the book for Frodo#maybe he got the idea from the young hobbits who have been a constant pesterers of his life asking him to tell stories about his adventure#i dont know i have a lot of thoughts on this but i cant write it down#not the best with words i am (as you can see from the dialogue lol)#anywaaaayss eat up Bilbo enjoyers#the hobbit#hobbit#bilbo baggins#tolkien#bilbo my beloved
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#the age old question#tumblr poll#tumblr polls#bra etiquette lol#i feel like i can tell which ones of you have itty bitties#because you obviously dont have to do the shoulder strap heave necessary for big ol naturals#that being said i guess kudos to anyone d+ cup'd who can hook their bra behind them
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As a trans man, I've been followed into the men's bathroom. I've had coworkers stalk me in the bathroom and report back to my manager. I've been harassed in men's bathrooms. I've been harassed in women's bathrooms (before I came out). I've almost been assaulted in public bathrooms.
"Men's bathrooms aren't policed like women's bathrooms" is straight up a fucking lie. Using the bathroom as a PASSING trans man is unsafe. Can't piss standing up? Ever heard a cis man loudly comment about you pissing sitting down in a public restroom?
Again, bathroom bills may SEEM targeted, but it hurts us all. Trying to force trans men into women's bathrooms, to cut them off from men's restrooms- it does a lot of the same shit it does to trans women.
Except now no one wants to consider this. At most even other trans guys will make the joke "oh so you want a big hairy buff trans man going to the women's shitter?" No. Actually. They WANT more of a reason to beat me into the tile floor. These laws are used to make that easy to sweep under the rug.
#transandrophobia#anti transmasculinity#im trying not to get into horrible detail bc#i dont believe i owe anyone a detailed explanation of my traumas to make this a valid point#but my lived experience is just SCREAMING to tell some of these discourse bloggers to shut the fuck up
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#gravity falls#bill cipher#billford#mr bill pines au#the girls are fighting#i forgot the crack pls dont tell anyone#i love their side profiles so much
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Hey if people are thinking of 'stockpiling HRT' and you are doing it with Testosterone, be aware that is a controlled substance and doing this WILL GET YOU A FELONY CHARGE IF YOU ARE CAUGHT (and it would be very easy for this to happen through the way those posts reccomend).
Its your decision if you want to risk imprisonment (and then definitely losing hrt access), but be aware of the serious consequences- especially if you are recommending this to people!
If you do this with E, you get a slap on the wrist. If you do this with T its a felony. A felony charge deeply effects everything you do. Its not just hard to DYI T, its MANY TIMES LEGALLY RISKIER AND HARDER.
#'dyi hrt its fine anyone can'. Tell me you dont know or care doing that with T will get you time in prison and a permanent criminal record#stop passing posts saying to do this without this warning on it. This kind of charge ruins lives and monkey business CANNOT be relied on#'just trust that they are overworked enough to not check they filled it out right and that they will buy your lie'#the second they catch on you are FUCKED. The consequence is not 'uwu you just wont get more extra' its a court date and a cop up your ass#it is NOT fearmongering to say this. do not fuck around with controlled substances when there is a PAPER TRAIL??? HELLO?#do you want access to meds permanently revoked? A mark like that is how you get doctors to not want to give them to you Forever#wayward rambling#rebloggable but clowning will get the post locked
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been practicing the monster prom style by redrawing sprites, making new outfits, and drawing Completely New Sprites for the joyous whimsy of it all <3
#monster prom#miranda vanderbilt#monster prom zoe#monster con#zoe monster prom#zoe#mad mew mew#the last one is a few years old dont tell anyone..........
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At least he didn't use it!
Also! First post WOOO!!!
If anyone who sees this has any requests or ideas for drawings, send them and I'll do them!
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#sonic fanart#can be seen as ship or platonic#sonadow#he did.#he did use it#shhh dont tell anyone
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thats one fucked up looking egg
#never letting anyone forget chimmy falin canonically has brood patches☝️ always will b annoying abt that#also can anyone tell i had sm fun coloring the wings/feathers btw it was a blast#anyways tumblr better not go under right as i start posting or else... dont make me become a twt user pls..plea...#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#thistle dungeon meshi#thistle#falin touden#falin dungeon meshi#chimera falin#art#my art#illustration
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every fandom needs the pathetic little meow meow character that probably can't even boil water correctly. Thank you


#idwtbamg#i don't want to be a magical girl#Eclipse ily dont let anyone else tell you otherwise#Wetcatcore little guy#absolutely miserable
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no one can make it to the moon
#yeah this chapter is so emotionally damaging!#wow posting again. i'm so far gone#shhh dont tell anyone#art#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#tbhk 120#spoilers#minamoto kou#minamoto teru#akane aoi
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genie: so, you have three wishes-
me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.
genie: that’s…. specific.
me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.
genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this
me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword
genie: NICE
#g/t#which ex is this about? i’ll never tell#i genuinely feel like ive moved on but sometimes i think of some funny shit like this and i have to post it#so pls dont think im hung up on anyone. im just a comedian who capitalizes on life experiences#anyways. god i want a sword. i want one so bad#i want a replica of inigo montoyas blade SOOOO BAD
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the 4077th
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AU martin i've been cooking on the tma rp twitter....
#art cabinet#martin blackwood#the magnus archives#tma#he's pushing 50 here lol. he's 49 !#touched by both the lonely and the vast#so he's kind of like shared properly hopping between sailing on fairchild boats and lukas boats#hes mostly w/ the lukases though heheeh#but he hasnt been fully claimed as an avatar of either yet because of. heh. well. i cant say that here because my friend follows this blog#GATEKEEPING LORE IS MY PASSION#he has a special notebook that he always seems to lose but it always finds its way back to him#its like an extension of him#both a diary and a journal yk#also hes rlly hot did i say that hes super hot like hes steaming hot hes smoking hes so so h#also if youre wondering. haha. ha. yes i'm making a matching tim for himJKHAHALSKA BUT DONT TELL ANYONE!
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my dads shitty fox news i walked in on was a trump woman announcing "one party knows what a woman is, and the other thinks men can get pregnant and we need tampons in boys bathrooms" but tell me more abt how im not a target of transphobia and i need to keep my mouth shut and know my place as a perpetual shield and uplifter of other trans voices due to my inherent male privledge and lack of ever being oppressed for my identity
#logan.txt#transandrophobia#ill put on my Girl Clothes and go to my teacher classes cuz i dont trust anyone to take me seriously as a trans teacher#but keep telling me im privledged i guess#what if the world was made of pudding#if its not obvious#the point of this post is not abt whether or not there should be tampons in the boys bathroom#its not abt menstrual products at all actually
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the ruins of aeor are dangerous
shadowgast week | day 3 - hands
#yk..... ruins of aeor.. danger.. something something have to help the other one with their wounds... sucker for tropes#yes those are caleb's light orbs#i tried my BEST to use values ok I DONT KNOW#critical role#mighty nein#critical role fanart#shadowgast#caleb widogast#essek thelyss#patopq#my art#shadowgast week 2025#if anyone could tell me if the picture is readable (or not) would probably be the biggest compliment ever ty vm
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House MD depicts an autistic who has gotten insanely good at reading people and is just in too much pain to use it for social engineering much beyond his weird little pranks and machinations. my dad is this type of autist, i think of it as the Frasier Crane type as opposed to the Star Trek type. you know. capable of being jocular, jovial, charming, even seductive, but it requires so much bandwidth its still extremely taxing. i have been telling you on this blog for ten years that it is in your best interests to become jocular. it will stun you how much better you are at reading people than the majority of neurotypicals. there's no reason for them to get good at it when they dont even know what there is to get good at. microexpressions are real and i can see them
#blog#autism#of course you dont know whats going on you cant see anyones face!!! thats where all the information is#youre bad at reading people because it causes you physical pain to look someone in the eyes so of course youve had 1/1000th of the practice#this is due to the information overload#grit your teeth through it#they cant tell youre not smiling
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