#Dank Midori

[thecittiverse]

Ritsuko Chikanari from Yandere Simulator

Done in the Dank Midori art style, just in time for 4/20!

Extra Life Free Pool - Requested by xPeachyStrawberryx on DeviantArt

[bpsketch]

drew the art styles of some yan sim community members ‼️‼️ (and an attempt at dank midori)

can u guess which one they belong to? ill put the answer in the comments cause i LOWKEY only think 2 are recognisable (totally not rootbeers awesome kenko design)

[aaamike]

His deduction skills are strong but his self doubt is stronger...

[dailymission]

2020-04-20 Multi-Mission

Have you ever read Dank Midori by @thecittiverse​? It portrays Midori Gurin as your bumbling, pot-smoking accomplice. He’s made a total of 165 comics since 2016, and I’d like to show him my appreciation for his dedication, loyalty, patience, and sense of humor.

Today’s mission is to give Midori a light. Put a bucket of gasoline on top of a swinging door, light a candle underneath, and get Midori to walk through. It won’t be the easiest task in the world, but it might help to distract her with reggae jams on the radio.

Blaze it.

[irlniki]

ha ha hahaha do i fit in yet

[lightmusicturtle]

Imagine.......a dank Midori easter egg.....

[lactodebillus-bulgaricus]

America wants to make friends with Russia, but he doesn’t know how to approach the menacing nation. Luckily for him, Russia’s former closest ally is here to help! (inspired by https://www.deviantart.com/thecittiverse/art/Dank-Midori-141-Joining-the-Delinquents-811975420 )

[slanax]

Big ol’ infodump post for Conquest (Lunatic) and how to survive it

(because @xpegasusuniverse asked and I ain’t letting an opportunity to infodump slip by)

Part 1/?: General strategies and earlygame

*cracks knuckles*

Overall, all of this is naturally just a suggestion, not the only way you could ever play Conquest. Especially on modes below Lunatic, you definitely don’t need to follow it to a T to still beat the game, but it’s what I found works best for me (and I played this mode an unhealthy amount :P)

- You’ll want Corrin to be female (you want Jakob earlygame for the insane Def and Avo boost to the avatar that his personal provides) with a Speed boon (Quick) and a Luck bane (Unlucky). Speed is the best stat, and Luck is both the least important and the easiest to patch up because you get a Goddess Icon pre-route split that should fix her Luck for most if not all of the game.

- For her talent, I’ve had the best experiences with Fighter to go Hero later. Generally, you’ll want to stay in the Nohr Noble line until Lv5 promoted to grab Draconic Hex, then switch to a sword class of your preference. I personally find Fighter!Hero to be better than Merc!Hero for its skills; other options include Swordmaster and Paladin. Lategame (one chapter in particular) has a lot of effective weapons that you need to tank though, and your other two main tanks will likely be Xander and Benny, so a regular old infantry class can be beneficial to not get completely screwed by beastkillers and hammers. Hero has a nice balance of good Str, Spd and Def (especially with the Fighter’s HP+5 and its own Sol helping out its bulk) and Axebreaker is great for reliably tanking otherwise risky Berserkers. They can’t crit what they can’t hit.

- For her spouse I usually end up with Jakob (mainly because I tend to want the extra paralogues for EXP and support points) though as her mid to lategame support unit I’ve come to appreciate Gunter a lot, especially reclassed to a Wyvern Lord. Str, Def and Mov on pairup is great, the ability to ferry her quickly thanks to being a flier is awesome, and his personal giving you +15 Hit and +3 damage is a huge boost to her offense. It also means that the Fighter’s Gamble skill amounts to a free +10 Crit since the Hit penalty just gets eaten up by Gunter’s personal. I ended up ditching her Dragon Fang for more Sol procs (the game rolls for Dragon Fang first, so if it procs you can’t proc Sol, and I want Sol procs for more bulk) and using Gamble crits as my “offensive skill”

- Early on, Silas is your best friend. His personal gives him +3/+3 to attack and defense if the avatar is below half health, so just start killing things with her and as soon as she is weakened (or heck, deliberately get her a little banged up) have Silas take over. As soon as they have a C support, you can also pair them up to stack his personal with the avatar’s, giving him a total of +5/+5 and humiliating the game even on Lunatic. I affectionately refer to it as “Juggernaut Mode”. Just make sure to start working on his lance rank ASAP for Javelin utility.

- Make use of Elise! Her personal is incredibly useful at keeping you alive, giving you a huge defense buff if you keep her adjacent to your frontline fighters (watch for ranged enemies though ofc, she is very squishy and can easily get oneshotted) Make sure to have her heal a lot so she hits Lv10 by Chapter 10, early promoting her to Strategist for that is immensely useful.

- Use. Mozu. Bring a Heart Seal and a Bronze Bow to her paralogue, change her to Archer and start training her right there. Baiting enemies with Silas and finishing them off with Mozu by dual striking off him usually works, though depending on levelups Jakob might have to throw a dagger too. Generally, she’s reasonably easy to bring up to speed and once she’s there she’s awesome. Plus, you get so few bow users in Conquest that you’ll want to make use of every single one you can get.

- Speaking of which, Niles. You want to train him too, because Capture is super valuable in Lunatic. The Ch9 boss has Rally Def which is amazingly useful, the boss of Forrest’s paralogue is a Berserker with S axes and Certain Blow, and that’s only the beginning. Plus, bows. You want bows because Fates bows are great and there’s so many places where effective anti-air will save your butt.

- Don’t break any of your Rescue staves. Ever. Trust me on this. Use their first charge if absolutely necessary, but don’t break them.

- General strategy is to low-man with few well-trained units and use leftover deployment slots for pure pairup units and supports like healers or Rally skill users. Watch for enemy skills at all times, and learn to fear the Lunge icon. For help with any specific chapters, let me know where you’re struggling. (Note: Towards endgame, this will naturally shift in favor of more combat units as you get more characters that can kill things really really well. You’ll still usually bring at least a few pure support units all the way to the end though.)

And finally, here’s a quick rundown of the pairings I found to work really well:

- Avatar x Jakob, with Gunter later replacing him as your support of choice. See above.

- Effie x Arthur. Easy to achieve because Effie will see a lot of use early on and Arthur makes a good support unit for her. Percy’s paralogue gives a lot of cash and tbh that’s all you need this pairing for.

- Elise x Odin: Basically, Ophelia’s paralogue gives you several exclusive tomes, all of them are stupidly useful, and you want them. Just have Odin deal some chip damage adjacent to Elise, and pair them up once Elise early promotes. Of all my pairings this one is the biggest hassle to get done in a timely manner (so you don’t waste a recruitment slot on Odin for too long bc he really isn’t all that great) but for the tomes it’s well worth it.

- Niles x Mozu: For two reasons. One, Nina can inherit Quick Draw and that’s awesome. Two, Mozu can partner seal into Bow Knight. You can have her grab Shurikenbreaker (and Mov+1) and then have her go back to Sniper. Trust me, you want Shurikenbreaker. You don’t know it yet, but you want it. With her and Nina (I like Niles in Adventurer to make more use of his magic potential with the Shining Bow) you’ll have two Shurikenbreaker units, and they come very much in handy during one specific lategame chapter.

- Camilla x Benny: Mobility and getting ferried for Benny, hella bulk for Camilla. A filler pairing tbh since they don’t get any fancy skills or classes out of it, but they work well stat wise.

- Kaze x Azura: Now this is a pure filler pairing. Azura generates free support points, Midori’s paralogue gives dank herb, Shigure is a free Rally Spd bot, you don’t need them for anything else, ‘nuff said.

- Leo x Felicia: Magic and Speed for Leo, Demoiselle for Forrest. Felicia herself is pure support.

- Xander x Charlotte: Xander with the ability to Partner Seal into Hero for skills. Xander with Sol. Self-sustaining wall. Need I say more?

That’s all the pairings I usually do, I believe. There’s still a few unpaired characters, but that’s mostly because deployment slots are scarce and I don’t want to bring all their would-be partners along just to get supports.

Also, I did write up a guide for the whole thing way back when. It’s terribly outdated in places (+Def Swordmaster Corrin, what was I thinking) but most of it should still work as a good guideline (heck, I even use parts of it myself, if only for the tried and tested reinforcement listings) Rule of thumb: If this post contradicts the old guide, listen to this instead of the year-old guide. I was young and foolish :P

You can find it here.

[thecittiverse]

Midori has a great idea for an elective course, but Megami and the other meanies on the Student Council won't approve it.

See what Yan-chan's up to in this bonus panel.

Without looking it up, answer Megami's final question right! Let's see who would've won a date with Senpai.

I do not own Yandere Simulator, this is only a fan parody.

[fatlarde]

ive probably talked abt my old racist misogynistic coworker before but i just remembered another Hot Story: he told me he named his daughter midori meaning 'green' in Japanese (neither of them are japanese) coz he "loves dank" also he was like 40 and would keep asking if he could get me drunk when i was like 17-18 but once i sold him weed in a walmart parking lot

[aaamike]

Midori has had enough of her shit...

[slanax]

Conquest Lunatic guide: Paralogue 6

Goal: Dank Herbs

Deployment: Xander x Kaze. The rest literally does not matter, but might as well bring the usual squad to pick up some minor EXP.

Strategy: Run ahead with Xander and kill the Adventurer, take out the Berserker with someone else (like Leo) and if you want to, fly over the woods with Camilla to Hammer some Generals for EXP. Turn two, Midori pops the Dragon Vein and Xander bonks Candace. Done.

You could prolong the chapter, but I’d rather not risk Candace getting away, and the EXP isn’t all that great.

Save the herbs for whoever you want, I’m going to distribute them after the paralogue-fest after Ch21, when my roster is more or less complete.

[thecittiverse]

Yandere-chan finally gets a shot at joining Musume's clique. But can Yan-chan cut it as a bully in Dank Midori #220?

I do not own Yandere Simulator, this is only a fan parody.

Like Dank Midori? Read 'em all here!

[aaamike]

Nazuna to Ko: Majestic but a lil goofy. Super cool and mysterious.

Nazuna to the vampires: Fucking Dumbass Loser Virgin. Trash at life.