#Danny would love that name to DIE plz

[ryoalouette]

Batman looms over Phantom

And in an attempt to intimidate Phantom, he utters his name-

"Inviso-Bill."

AKA

Danny would really, really like that specific name to die off, thank you very much.

[eveenstar]

Hello! Is it okay if you do Fluffy Danny Johnson headcanons with his wife during her pregnancy and maybe an aftermath with a little girl? Plz and thank you!

FINALLY got DBD on my ps4 so I've been playing it a lot in the past days! I'm still a newbie but hey I'm getting the hang of things! I've been in a few trials with Ghostface, in which I always die, so this has awaken my love for him once more. He kinda is a bit ooc here too but tbh I don't care :) Sorry for the delay! Hope you like this! <3

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DANNY JOHNSON (GHOSTFACE) WITH A PREGNANT S/0

If you thought Danny was possessive before, clearly you haven't seen him during your pregnancy. The man refuses to let you go outside without him - he can't risk something happening to you or the baby. Danny knows how cruel people can be.

He's Danny, so expect him to also mock you in some of your emotional-pregnancy crisis. He doesn't actually mean it; but it's Danny. You knew what you were getting into after you two married.

In fact, Johnson didn't want children. He thought they were a waste of time and money - although after you got pregnant, the idea of doing a pregnancy photoshoot fell from the sky like a brilliant idea. Plus, the way you glowed, with that motherly look on your eyes...Warmed up his heart. He would never admit that tho.

Gets you whatever you desire. Fruits, clothing, you name it; he doesn't mind picking them up in the middle of the night, although he can take...more time than it should. He always apologizes and gives you chocolate as an offer, along with the stuff you asked for.

About the baby; Danny wanted to know the gender the minute it was possible, but you wanted to keep it a surprise. So you both, especially you, did the best gender-neutral bedroom ever. Danny hoped it was a girl, you were happy with whatever.

The best part about being pregnant, besides Danny giving you (even more of) his full attention, was watching him build a baby crib with his hair in a small, low pony-tail and rolled up sleeves. His eyes focused on the instruction book - you loved when he got this involved and focused. Truly a beautiful sight to see, trust me.

When the time finally came, it was for sure an adventure. Danny was downstairs when your waters broke, and he rushed to your sight to take you to the hospital - still, keeping his calm and dropping jokes here and there. You wonder how he managed, since you were literally shouting at him.

Although the doctors and nurses offered him to wait outside, Danny refused. He wanted to be there all the time - plus a little blood won't scare him off. He held your hand and watched intensely, while praising you at the same time.

"You're doing such a great job." "That's my girl." "C'mon, just a little more." "I bet they'll have your eyes."

You kept cursing at the world and Danny sometimes. He laughed it off, but you saw the sweat forming on his forehead.

Nevertheless, the moment the first cries were heard, his head almost immediately turned to the nurse holding the newborn.

"It's a beautiful, healthy baby girl. Congratulations Miss and Mister Johnson."

Oh and it's the most perfect lil thing you have ever laid your eyes upon. She has Danny's eyes but she has your hair. Her small hands reach out for Danny once he picks her up in his arms - and it tears you up. He's holding her so carefully and gently - something that's very unlike him. He tilts his head a bit, in both curiosity and wonder, and thinks to himself 'Is this worth it?'

Danny had promised to be better for you. He hides his true face, his true job, from you, and now your and his daughter. He promises to himself that she'll never find out about it - and anyone who dares to hurt her will have to face The Ghostface.

He kisses your forehead, "You did an amazing job, honey."

You smile fondly, "We did."

Her name is Olivia. Danny picked it and refused to explain why he chose that name.

[sunshinemosspup]

which is your fav ahs season

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I CAN'T DECIDE????!!

I'm just gonna be extra as hell and list my pros and cons... get ready for a long ass answer sorrynotsorry you're dealing with a writer here:

Murder House

just gonna say it - overrated

I do appreciate it because it sparked the rest of AHS

created some iconic characters

in hindsight, at least Tate is better than Kai

still a really good concept

a bit boring at times though

Jessica Lange is fucking superb

lowkey started trend of Lily Rabe's characters either dying or already being dead and me no likey that so much

Francis Conroy talking about men is always great but I liked the more subtle hints to her speeches this time

Asylum

LANA BANA BO BANA BANANA FANA FO FANA FE FI MO MANA, LANA

Sarah Paulson and Lily Rabe were ICONIC in this season holy fckin christ

so was Jessica Lange

and Zachary Quinto

basically the characters had really good like writing and rounding out and such

but wtf was with the alien subplot??

some damn good writing

while I do not approve of Sister Mary Satan raping the monsignor I can never get "There was a priest, the dirty beast, his name was Alexander. His mighty dick was inches thick, he called it Salamander" out of my head

Jude and Kit at the end was so sweet

Coven

honestly at times bit off more than they could chew with the subplots, not all of those were really resolved

Jessica Lange somehow even more iconic

same with Kathy Bates and Angela Bassett, what QUEENS

Foxxay

seriously both Misty and Cordelia are adorable on their own, and together I just can't handle it

STEVIE NICKS

the music in this season provokes an emotional response from me

"Can we please not move things? Some of us are blind!"

*stuffs bagels into bag* "Who's takin me home?"

Myrtle Snow calmly playing that instrument while Cordelia had a breakdown

those all black looks were good shit

Freak Show

this shit was SAD AS HELL

like literally how they killed all the characters was fucking gut wrenching

also Pepper? at Briarcliff?? seeing that magazine with Elsa on it??? I cry every time

once again proved the crazy talent of Sarah Paulson

at least Lily Rabe was kinda there

despite being a little shit Dandy was a great character

last time they had some really long episodes, or at least varied between 45 min and longer, which I liked bc I think it let them do quite a bit

I want Sarah Paulson's cover of Criminal to play at my funeral or my wedding or goddamn something ugh

"We might not be on a farm but something sure smells like bullshit to me" (paraphrased)

I can't believe they made me feel so damn bad for a scary clown dude, he didn't deserve that

Hotel

the fucking style? and music? SUPERB

"I FUCKING LIVE HERE"

when Iris was gonna off herself and made that video

I have a love/hate relationship with John Lowe 'cause he kinda stupid

Evan Peters looking like Spongebob as a fancy waiter

Lady Gaga and Matt Bomer drenched in blood

everything about Liz Taylor was like beautiful

somehow the vampire thing worked

could (should) have used literally any song other than hotline bling

Devil's Night was great but then they made an inconsistency with the zodiac killer in Cult

aT lEaSt LiLy RaBe WaS kInDa ThErE

loved it when Billie came back

Roanoke

enjoyed the documentary style and kudos to Ryan for doing something different

with that being said it was pretty predictable and cliche

so damn happy to see Lily Rabe back

favorite fan promo thing I saw: "Lily Rabe is back and she has a gluten allergy and questionable judgement" (paraphrased but hilarious and accurate)

wish they had time to round out the actor characters (Audrey, Monet, etc)

RIP an accent 2016-2016

still though, it brought some good people back into the cast

good call with Adina Porter, she's amazing

"I'm not American, I'm not used to all this carnage!"

honestly a lot of Audrey's lines were great

and her reaction to Shelby's death holy fuck that honestly startled me

Cricket Marlowe looking like Danny Devito in that one episode of Always Sunny

Cult

I liked how they worked phobias into it

a good deal of the sexual stuff just made me really uncomfortable, like especially when it was directed at Ally (or Ivy I guess), idk I think as a lesbian myself it felt like they were pushing all this phallic shit on her and challenging her sexuality which just really rubbed me the wrong way (my take on it, anyway)

Ally's character development though goddamn

Ally in general, she was so fckin cute ugh

I feel like they made Ivy too dislikable? like she could've had SOME redeeming qualities but nah

Kai was fucking awful

people shit on Winter as a character but I still think Billie Lourd acted wonderfully

why do all of Emma Roberts' characters have to be such bitches? lol

still don't know how I feel about it ending with Ally supposedly like becoming leader of the SCUM group or whatever

loved that they used extreme stereotypes of both conservatives and liberals

Apocalypse

they killed Venable too soon

she and Mead were so extra together I loved it

MISTY IS BAAAAACK

again, Foxxay (they better kiss and be happy by the end of this season I stg)

Cordelia's vision was terrifying, like she got her throat torn out jfc

if Cordelia (or, hell, even Billie) die too I'm going to be 2-3 times more heartbroken than I already am about Venable

especially excited to see Mallory's character develop

I both love and hate Michael Langdon

Leslie Grossman still getting all the wack, iconic one-liners

BD Wong being in it was lowkey hilarious to me bc I've only ever seen him in SVU before

"Because I'm the FUCKING Supreme"

can't wait to get more Billie Dean Howard

Jessica Lange! it's been so long, how ya been?

where the hell did Brock go after he broke in to kill Coco? did he just fuck off back into the wastelands?

Ryan, USE LILY RABE'S TALENT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD even if she doesn't stay for long this season (plz let Misty be okay and while I don't quite think it'll happen I'm still hoping to see Nora) bring her back sometime with another major character I miss her so much

I'm excited to see more!

[demonphannie]

january 2017 - dan and phil

1/12

happy new year: phil tweets seven minutes after the new year begins: HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!  and dan tweets three minutes later: here's to us pinning all our hopes and dreams for ourselves and the world on the orbit of our indifferent planet around the sun. happy 2017!

first week (1-7): phil announces he has been licked by a doggo and gotten a cold and we still didn’t know where they had gone for new years eve. then dan tweets: to everyone asking if i went to a wild new year's eve party: i spent three hours making an iron bead rapidash (what a nerd). everyone freaks out because we couldn’t tell if they spent new years eve together but dan quells this by making it seem obvious that they were together that night. so it turns out they went up north to hang out with their friends (the parents of emily the baby from that 2012 liveshow) and made crafts and hung out with a dog which is cute. phil posts a recap of his 2016 tweets which most include dan. louise tweets dan about being a furry - he responds (1+2). phil copies dan and starts #HeaderForPhil on twitter. dan made the tv have a beautiful wallpaper of the definition of antichrist. phil mentions voldemort and i couldn’t stop thinking about “i would bang voldemort” for the rest of the day. dan goes to the dentist like the filthy hoe he is and he clenches his teeth as much as his ass it seems. phil tries to take a selfie while sick. day five and phil is still suffering from illness. phil would feel better with a corgi in the house. dan is an emo fuck about christmas trees (and according to dan you have to have a family meeting to take it down? family meeting with phil? ok.) here is phil’s first fan made header and it is lovely. dan makes a wholesome meme because he thinks he’s an emo fuck and phil rt’s for the warmth of positive thinking - really this is just an excuse to post a picture phil took of him wrapped in a blanket. phil finally becomes unsick!

second week (8-14): phil is going to die update #1 - he microwaved a metal fork. he’s so dumb he could microwave his laptop smh. dan emerges out of hibernation and is ready to eat, mate, and scratch himself. “we got a lot of houseplants watch out.” phil realizes he can wink with both eyes at once. phil is going to die update #2 - dan and phil have had a gas leak in their house for god knows how long (why haven’t they died and freed us from this hell? god abandoned us). dan opened submissions for a 2016 dan memes video :// dans first liveshow of the year was very soft and forgiving (highlights: men were in the house and you can hear them and phil in the background, dan’s uploading his younows to his side channel now, dan got a haircut an hour before, he’s going to buy a new piano, phil got him an aesthetic dandle and sand art thing, dan loves collin more than life confirmed, top 2016 albums: 1. frank ocean - blonde; 2. radiohead - a moon shaped pool; 3. kanye west - the life of pablo; 4. solange - a seat at the table; 5. danny brown - atrocity exhibition, not about the fish these days, wants the dentist to hurt him). phil got a haircut (rip dan getting haircuts after phil) and sasses someone on twitter. dan feels like a superhero for not dropping any socks. phil tweets about an action figure’s butt. phil’s first liveshow of 2017! (highlights: it turns out him and dan get haircuts at their house together now that’s gross, thought the gas leak smelled like wet dog...ok, dan got phil this game called codename and a candle, new years resolution is to take care of plants, he’s feeling very creative 2008 again plz, dans mum had a dream about them being in scotland as did phil? psychic much?). phil’s first video of 2017 and phil is going to die update #3: 2017 WANTS ME DEAD. dan and phil go to see la la land. phil updates his community tab on youtube which is interesting (check it out here) and provides us with a snapchat selfie. dan uploads his first video of 2017: The Top Dan Memes of 2016. dan and phil see the cursed child and they shared snacks and giggled at everything together. also they showed each other dog videos. 

third week(15-21): the neighbors have stopped the drilling! dan broke his terrarium and life is pointless. phil brings back an old meme. dan liveshow (highlights: new wifi router, he looked over 100k submissions for his dan memes video, he was sad-tired-cry-laughing in the video dw, he has slightly curly hair but it’s hard to tell, phil doesn’t want death but it’s coming for him, got legos from lego but only kept batman watch, got custom adidas youtube jacket and sweatpants, played mia and sebastian’s theme from la la land!, going to vidcon la, beat phil’s ass at pokemon, he and phil laughed for an hour about the terrarium, gonna do some life things (with phil) and storage is on the agenda.) dan and phil post kawaii edits of their face (s-s-senpai: 1 2 3). phil liveshow! (highlights: phil made chili but got distracted and the chili set on fire and got chili all over the walls and dan was like ok, he wants to cuddle a dog, live opening of yt plaque for one million subs on lessamazingphil, dan and phil went to a bakery and couldnt say no to polar bear cakes, dans terrarium smash was the saddest smash he ever heard, he got a huge thumb statue ://). first gaming video of the year: Dan and Phil Play HAPPY WHEELS. dan breaks one of the polar bear cakes. “coffee and a cake with tv is not a sat at the table experience.” dan and phil rt cool things for the women’s march.

fourth week and the rest (22-31): dan fell down the stairs. phil only wears a towel around the house this is nice information this is fine. phil hits 4 mil on twitter before youtube???? phil expresses an opinion on the taste of coke. dan liveshow! (highlights: they’ve been block filming videos because they are going away for the weekend, he got a soft grey throw blanket which is pure and good? he loved women’s march, he taped a gopro to the pc in the office just in case he ever wanted to film a quick side channel video, said gaykery instead of bakery - rainbow cakes: the diverse bakery, loved troye’s heaven music video, talked about phangate and named phil’s wife sabrina and child lola (explanation! basically someone set up a mock exposé blog called phangate and claimed dan was seeing a lot of people and phil didn’t live with him but instead with his wife and coming child - very drama, much confusion but just turned out to be a parody and is followed up on this blog), going to vidcon anaheim but not sure about sitc or playlistlive, no liveshow next tuesday because he’s going north to celebrate phil’s birthday with pals and fam). second gaming video of the year: DAB BECOMES A TODDLER (good domestic life). phil liveshow! (highlights: literally the most wholesome liveshow in the world, didn’t get much sleep because la la land soundtrack, we have to take care of dab if dan and phil die, martyn visited that day to brainstorm merch, early morning dan broke a pint glass and it was glass dust all over the floor why is their kitchen getting so much abuse (dan cut his hand), phil wants red velvet cake for this birthday, phil’s clickbait-y and couldn’t hatch his emu egg during the liveshow because it takes time, got new houseplant, he’s been having good vibes, talks to janice (his wife from phangate but dan called her sabrina the storylines are shady), 2017 is gonna be more chill but still exciting things happening!!!). dan trapped a spider but it escaped and he is afrightened (suki the hamster pt 2)(also hobbit hair clickbait?). PHIL SIGNED HIMSELF UP FOR A GYM??????ATHEISTS EXPLAIN. fancy sushi restaurant date for phil’s bday (at this restaurant). dan gets his ass stuck in a rocket (but in the bg you can see they are at the isle of man! for phil’s birthday! god fuck! there is a bear on this island!). second phil video of the year: I PREDICT MY FUTURE (ok holy shit phil’s gonna get a dog and a house this video is wild remember when phil predicted dan? this video is legit). PHILS 30TH BIRTHDAY (cath made him a cake and dan professed his undying love for phil?). still up in the north but uploaded the third gaming video of the year: SAVE ME DADDY! - Dan and Phil play: Who's Your Daddy (really who even knows)

january was nice *insert my longest yeah boy ever*

[someraesofsun]

All the OC children Rose and I made bc I spammed ya with their aesthetics

Ivy -little sister to Jack and Jake -adopted from India -Good™ girl who is super good at makeup and crying -ran away from home once because her fucked up sister told her that she was the only adopted one -besties with Cole and Jenny -marries the shit outta Cole after a good decade of not even realizing he liked her whoops -the only Straight™ in her goddamn family -named by her florist dad because tattoo shop dad wanted to name her “Khaleesi” and that shit wasn’t gonna fly -becomes a model and actress in New York City

Jake -SCIENCE!!!! -twins with Jack -adopted from Puerto Rico -eldest by five minutes -Gay and Sensitive™ -he’s the responsible one -he’s in love with Chris no reason just thinks he’s neat -neither parent really is “”“"like”“”“ him, unlike his sisters, so most of the time he’s just doing his own thing -loves books ask him about Kurt Vonnegut -he’s basically Neil from Camp Camp but with less cursing -pun master -he becomes a chemist and a college professor and his husband lives in fear of how smart he is

Jack -Horrible™ -Jack is short for Jacqueline she’s a girl -the town punk butch lesbian -would sell her twin for three corn chips -loves tattoo shop dad the mostest and is low key a daddy’s girl (plz don’t take that in the weird way you fools) -eats trash and has horrible eyeliner skills like a raccoon -her and Casey are soulmates Jack adores her -has a slightly lazy eye and when she was in fifth grade and cut her hair short like her brother, that was the only way to tell them apart -has broken at least five bones -chilled the fuck out in adulthood and became an internet personality and now she has like, five podcasts and a company -low key would die for her family

Casey -her father owns the entire tattoo shop and her mother owns the flower shop -resident spoiled rich girl -body positive as fuck -Jack is the only person who will buy her anything she asks for -bisexual princess -has the singing voice of an angel -i fucking love her more than any of these trash fires she’s MY trash fire -she loves burgers more than her own father -Alicia Silverstone’s long lost daughter -the only three movies she watches is Clueless, Legally Blonde, and Heathers -Jack is high key her entire world and she would die for Jack -Marina and the Diamonds realness (the Family Jewels era, not Electra or Froot) -she becomes a lawyer because she spent her entire life arguing people and worshipping Reese Witherspoon -not a real blonde

Alex -Fuck Boy™ -Part one of Casey’s demon younger twin siblings -yeah that’s right there’s more twins -he plays soccer and is the worst -when he was younger he hid his pet snakes and lizards in Casey’s room to scare her and she ended up just adopting them as her own and he’s still mad about this -he really has a heart of gold truly really -he’s the worse twin -Jack and him get along great and she’s the only one who will spar with him -Jack kicks his fucking ass though -he made varsity on the soccer team his freshman year -he loves Jenny but Jenny straight up ignored him all of high school because he was so………… Aggressively Male™ -they meet again in NYC when he mellows out and she goes on five (5) dates with him before falling in love -he changes over a new leaf and calms the fuck down -he becomes sports commentator and a dad I love him………

Danny -less worse than his shitty twin -slightly -still a fuck boy but actually gets girls somehow -he plays football -Alex is his closest friend and they love each other -arom with a high sex drive -he moves to California on a scholarship and gets super into trees so he starts studying environmental science -he’s fine with being stag and likes the freedom of it -actually really nice and happy -he throws the best ragers hell yeah -mommas boy

Cole -ruins all other men -probably looks like John Krasinski -he loves his tall model girlfriend -his parents were also a couple a gay dads and he, too is the Lone Straight™ of his family -hopelessly in love with Ivy for YEARS -i swear he isn’t Jim Halpert in disguise -he has a sister but she’s not really present in the au sorry………………. -loves photography and writing -part of the "let’s move to New York” squad -he went to NYU and wrote a bunch of great musicals with Jenny -Ivy fell in love with him finally after he gives her a starring role and makes her feel like the best actress ever -he’s now a Tony award winning writer and director and probably knows Lin-Manuel Miranda. -he’s super nice and comfortable in his masculinity -loves pop music and thinks everyone needs to stop shitting on it -shorter than his wife aw… -they’re MARRIED Harold

Jenny -could fucking end your life -she’s interested in fashion design and death -has zero time for any of your sexist nonsense -she had a spooky single dad who was probably a serial killer when he wasn’t busy working in the flower shop -another Bisexual™ icon -she moved to New York with Ivy because Ivy is too nice for New York and needed someone to beat on any creeps who tried shit -she’s not really that angry she just knows she deserves better -art ho bangs -Alex only gets with her after he changes for the better and cuts the bullshit -she becomes a boutique owner and designed for Lorde once. She’s also a kickboxing instructor who yells because she cares

Chris -my oldest still active OC actually I gave him to Rose because he’s important to me -Uh Oh Not Another Sport Man…… -Chris is a swimmer -his father is a conservative senator and a business owner -his mom is a real estate agent and a demon from hell -seriously she emotionally berates the shit out of him and pushes him way too hard to be good -he’s got issues… -Jake is the only person he trusts -he’s gay but he isn’t open about it because his dad is um,,,,,,, -no bueno -toes the line between narcissism and self-hatred every day of his life -bpd diagnosed because I love inserting myself into characters -him and Jake start out rocky but over time they figure each other out -he had a stint with drugs but cleaned himself up because he knew he personally deserved better of himself -once he escapes his family in college he slowly becomes his own actual person who isn’t afraid -hes an Olympic swimmer now and that kinda transformation is what clears my skin