are they running to each other? while fighting the british?
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I love that when a show does something sad and gay the other sad gay shows start trending too
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ed and stede as innkeepers though would be so funny. because they're both insane. so imagine you show up to the inn and ed answers the door in a kiss the cook apron and tells you all about how he's an innkeeper and not a pirate and sometimes a fisherman and an accountant. and that dinner is at 8 and he hopes you like fish because he's cooking fish for dinner ('again' stede adds curtly). and stede shows you to your room and tells you about all the furniture and art in the place and how 'none of it is stolen, if you were wondering'. and there's a lot of erotic merman art in the gift shop. and the place is quaint but you can't sleep because the owners are having fucking buck wild sex downstairs so it makes it hard to make eye contact with them at breakfast.
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John Constantine had a habit of picking up strays.
From half demons (like Raven) to demigods (like Billy Batson) to other extremely powerful magical children.
It was rumored among Justice League Dark that Batman's adopting problem had rubbed off on John.
So, it came a surprise to absolutely nobody, when John brought two tiny half ghosts to the next Justice league dark meeting and introduced them as his wards.
The two could be seen flying around cities with Shazam and practicing magic with Raven. And John was also talking with Boston about Ghost culture.
But then Batman showed up on the house of mysteries doorstep and wanting to talk about Danny being his biological child.
Well, one thing was for sure..
Batman was not making the kid leave if he didn't want to, and if John had to fight the richest man on earth in a custody battle, then so be it.
He might have to cash in a few favors though.
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Because I made you guys sad with the Sunset comic, here's a little bonus for it.
In case you haven't seen it, here's page 1.
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Studios are so obsessed with trying to find the next cash cow that they will kill the calf before it's weaned from its mothers milk.
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Hey bro, you okay? I couldn't help but notice you weren't erect last night. It was the war flashbacks again, wasn't it?
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renly in targ afterlife (he counts through rhaelle) having a kiki with honestly probably rhaenyra watching BRIENNE OF TARTH fall in love with the KINGSLAYER??? and its REQUITED??? i know he's losing his mind up there
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