#Dem Ham Boys

[pupsmailbox]

MASC PRONOUNS ⌇　ae/aem.　ae/aim.　be/bem.　be/bim.　boy/boy.　ce/cem.　ce/cim.　de/dem.　de/dim.　ey/em.　fe/fem.　fe/fim.　ha/ham.　he/hem.　he/him.　h!/h!m.　h#/h#m.　h$/h$m.　h%/h%m.　h&/h&m.　h/hm.　h+/h+m.　h-/h-m.　h=/h=m.　h@/h@m.　h^/h^m.　h_/h_m.　h~/h~m.　h☆/h☆m.　h♡/h♡m.　hi/him.　ho/hom.　hu/hum.　hx/hxm.　hy/hym.　je/jem.　je/jim.　ke/kem.　ke/kim.　le/lem.　le/lim.　male/male.　masc/masc.　me/min.　mr/mr.　ne/nem.　ne/nim.　pe/pen.　pe/pin.　qe/qem.　qe/qim.　re/rem.　re/rim.　se/sem.　se/sim.　sir/sir.　te/tem.　te/tim.　ve/vem.　ve/vim.　we/wem.　we/win.　xe/xem.　xe/xim.　ye/yem.　ye/yim.　ze/zem.　ze/zim.

FEM PRONOUNS ⌇　ae/aer.　 ae/air.　 be/ber.　 be/bir.　 ce/cer.　 ce/cir.　 de/der.　 de/dir.　 ey/eir.　 ey/er.　 fe/fer.　 fe/fir.　 fem/fem.　 female/female.　 ge/ger.　 ge/gir.　 girl/girl.　 he/her.　 he/hir.　 je/jer.　 je/jir.　 ke/ker.　 ke/kir.　 le/ler.　 le/lir.　 madam/madam.　 me/mer.　 me/mir.　 miss/miss.　 mrs/mrs.　 ms/ms.　 ne/ner.　 ne/nir.　 pe/per.　 pe/pir.　 qe/qer.　 qe/qir.　 re/rer.　 re/rir.　 se/ser.　 se/sir.　 sha/har.　 she/her.　 sh☆/h☆r.　 sh♡/h♡r.　 sh~/h~r.　 sh!/h!r.　 sh@/h@r.　 sh#/h#r.　 sh$/h$r.　 sh%/h%r.　 sh^/h^r.　 sh&/h&r.　 sh*/h*r.　 sh_/h_r. sh-/h-r.　 sh+/h+r.sh=/h=r.　 shi/hir.　 shx/hxr.　 shy/hyr.　 te/ter.　 te/tir.　 ve/ver.　 ve/vir.　 we/wer.　 we/wir.　 xe/xer.　 xe/xir.　 ye/yer.　 ye/yir.　 ze/zer.　 ze/zir.

NEUTRAL PRONOUNS ⌇　aey/aem.　ahey/ahem.　at/at.　bey/bem.　bhey/bhem.　bt/bt.　cey/cem.　chey/chem.　ct/ct.　dey/dem.　dhey/dhem.　dt/dt.　ehey/ehem.　et/et.　ey/em.　fey/fem.　fhey/fhem.　ft/ft.　gey/gem.　ghey/ghem.　gt/gt.　hey/hem.　ht/ht.　ib/ib.　ic/ic.　id/id.　if/if.　ig/ig.　ih/ih.　ihey/ihem.　ij/ij.　ik/ik.　il/il.　im/im.　in/in.　ip/ip.　iq/iq.　ir/ir.　is/is.　it/it.　~t/~t.　!t/!t.　@t/@t.　#t/#t.　$t/$t.　%t/%t.　^t/ ^t.　&t/&t.　t/t.　-t/-t.　_t/_t.　+t/+t.　=t/=t.　☆t/☆t.　♡t/♡t.　iv/iv.　iw/iw.　ix/ix.　iz/iz.　jey/jem.　jhey/jhem.　jt/jt.　key/kem.　khey/khem.　kid/kid.　kt/kt.　ley/lem.　lhey/lhem.　lt/lt.　mey/mem.　mhey/mhem.　mt/mt.　mx/mx.　neu/neu.　neutral/neutral.　ney/nem.　nhey/nhem.　nt/nt.　ohey/ohem.　ot/ot.　person/person.　pey/pem.　phey/phem.　pt/pt.　qey/qem.　qhey/qhem.　qt/qt rey/rem.　rhey/rhem.　rt/rt.　sey/sem.　shey/shem.　st/st.　tey/tem.　they/them.　th☆y/th☆m.　th♡y/th♡m.　thxy/thxm.　thiy/thim.　thy/thym.　thay/tham.　th~y/th~m.　th!y/th!m.　th@y/th@m.　th#y/th#m.　th$y/th$m.　th%y/th%m.　th^y/th^m.　th&y/th&m.　thy/thm.　th_y/th_m.　th-y/th-m.　th=y/th=m.　th+y/th+m.　thon/thon.　uhey/uhem.　ut/ut.　vey/vem.　vhey/vhem.　vt/vt.　wey/wem.　whey/whem.　wt/wt.　xey/xem.　xhey/xhem.　xt/xt.　yey/yem.　yhey/yhem.　yt/yt.　zey/zem.　zhey/zhem.　zt/zt.

[lets-talk-spirituality]

Hip Hop Playlist

Because nothing can make you feel cockier than rap! And 2023 is a year for cockiness after spending years being way too humble.

🎤🎧🎸🥁🎹🎺🎻🎷🪗🪇🪈🪕🪘🎤🎧🎸🥁

DNA- Kendrick Lamar

My Hood- Jeezy

All Day-Kanye West

Piss on your grave— Travis Scott

U Mad? — Vic Mensa

I’m different—2 Chainz

Ain’t I— Yung LA

Rubberband Man— TI

Rubberband Man— A$AP Ferg

Beat It— Young Dolph

U guessed it— OG Maco

Final Warning— NLE Choppa

Not Nice—Megan Thee Stallion

Bricks— Gucci Mane

Halle Berry—Hurricane Chris

Hard in da Paint— Waka Flocka Flame

Grove St Party— Waka Flocka Flame

Snap Yo Fingers— Lil Jon

Hypnotized— Plies

U don’t know me— T.I.

We Luv Deez Hoez— OutKast

Yeah Right— Vince Staples

Smoke & Retribution— Flume

No Long Talk— Drake

John— Lil Wayne

Money in the Grave—Drake

Suge— DaBaby

Throw Some Ds— Rich Boy

You was right— lil uzi vert

Bitch—moneybagg yo

Press—Cardi B

No Frauds— Nicki Minaj

Party Up— DMX

Hold It, Now Hit It— Beastie Boys

Fuck that shit— Three 6 Mafia

Birdz— wuki

Materialism as a means to an end—$uicideboy$

Love Again— Run the Jewels

Gas Pedal—Sage the Gemini

Whole Lotta Choppas— Sade ft Nicki Minaj

Whole lotta money— Bia

Bills paid— Dj Khaled

All Ass— Migos

Fuckwitmeyouknowigotit—Jay Z

Track Star Remix— Mooski

Lookin’ Boy— Hot Stylz

Thick— Dj Chose

Laffy Taffy— D4L

The way I live— Baby Boy Da Prince

Independent— Webbie

Roll Out (My Business)— Ludacris

Holidae Inn— Chingy

HAM— Kanye West

Backseat Freestyle— Kendrick Lamar

Diana— Pop Smoke

Blasé— Ty Dolla Sign

IV. sweatpants— Childish Gambino

Hella Neck—Carnage

Bricks—Carnage

I Like Tuh— Carnage

Going through changes—Eminem

Yahhh!— Soulja Boy

Still Dre— Dr. Dre

Nuthin’ But A G Thang— Dr. Dre

Pressurelicious—Megan Thee Stallion

Hot N****— Bobby Shmurda

Don’t Like— Chief Keef

Panda— Desiigner

Swing— Savage

Tie Me Down— New Boyz

Mrs Right— Mindless Behavior

Shake Senora— Pit Bull

Dance (ASS)— Big Sean

Amen— Meek Mill

Started—Iggy Azalea

Look At Me!— XXXTENACION

All Gold Everything—Trinidad James

Famous—21 Savage

Enough— Flume/Pusha T

You Be Killin ‘Em—Fabolous

Country Grammer— Nelly

Lock Jaw— French Montana

We Fly High—Jim Jones

Move (If You Wanna)—Mims

Rock Yo Hips— Crime Mob

I Know You See It— Yung Joc

Hood N****— Gorilla Zoe

Throw Some Mo—Rae Sremmurd

Flex (Ohh, Ohh, Ohh)— Rich Homie Quan

My N****— YG

Flex Like Ouu— Lil Pump

Whoopty— CJ

Shoulder Lean—Young Dro

Ridin’ Dirty— Chamillionaire

Lean Back— Terror Squad

Where the bag at—City Girls

Stupid— Ashnikko

Spoil My Night—Post Malone

Slow Motion—Juvenile

Too much sauce— Future

Lean Wit it Rock Wit It— Dem Franchize Boyz

P.I.M.P— 50 Cent

[chevvy-yates]

CHARACTER SONGS TAG

Thank you for tagging me @itzsassha, @pinkydude and @spicyraeman. <3

♫ Game Rules: Choose one of your characters and list song(s) that fits them. (10 songs or less.. its up to you). Tagging: @nervouswizardcycle, @imaginarycyberpunk2023, @wraithsoutlaws, @miss--river, @wanderingaldecaldo, @dreamskug, @sammysilverdyne, @saevus-brutalis, @morganlefaye79, @gloryride, @nightcxty. Idk, if anyone of you received this already — it's not a must. I just lost track of all the various tag games going on here lately. Also no pressure!

—— I wanted to do it for all three of my boys at first but I realized while doing Ryder's, this is going to be a bit more special concerning songs. His entire story is somehow accompanied by various songs that I don't have for my other pixel boys (yet), so I'll just stick with him instead:

Ryder von Scharfenberg

First, the playlist (extra created for this post). It is full of Dark Rave/Wave/Techno, Industrial etc. because it's what he is and defines through. FYI: There's also lots of German lyrics. If you're interested in a translation, you'd need to drop it into a translator – I thought about adding them but this srsly got out of hand here with the length of that post.

More behind the cut. If it really interests you why I've chosen these songs. Once again it got out of hand.

I.

– Techno ist unsere Welt – The Boy The G – Nyntändo-Schock – Welle:Erdball -> represent mostly Ryder's teens. When he started to discover Techno for himself, still a boy wanting to have fun (therefore the Nyntändo-Schock song bc it sounds fun). 'Geht lieber mal arbeiten, da tut da was vernünftiges ja Arbeiten Warum Wir sind jung Wir ham noch dit ganze Leben zum Arbeiten Techno ist unsere Welt' – Techno is unsere Welt The lyrics basically say that he's too young to think about working, he's got the whole life to go to work and techno is his world for now. Sadly he could never live it out like other youngsters with his family being so strict.

II.

– Corporate Supremacy – NN – Eiszeit – Eisbrecher – Gehorsam – Nachtmahr -> Ryder was doomed to be a Corpo ruled by his superior called father who of course wanted that his son should step into his shoes one day and lead a Corporate business. He had to be obedient all his life, Ry even tried to make it up to him but failed all the time. 'Corporate Supremacy' represents his father, who is a thread, abusive and cold hearted. Ryder fears him like no one else. Ryder was never allowed who he wanted to be as long as he was with his toxic family. Everything he liked was 'unworthy' or 'underclass' in their eyes. He thinks he doesn't belong into the Corpo world, has completely other interests but isn't allowed anything of it. As stubborn teen he does it nontheless but learns it the hard way when his father finally breaks him, taking almost every joy from him. 'Darf ich sein, sowie ich bin? Nein, das darfst du nicht Darf ich suchen nach dem Sinn? Nein, das darfst du nicht Die Kälte zieht in alle Knochen Und die Glieder werden schwer Sie haben mir mein Herz gebrochen Es schlägt, doch es lebt nicht mehr' — Eiszeit One day he understands his life can't go on like this and he needs to be his own master. Take control, break out of the machinery he was born into to be able to have his own life. He didn't want to be another automatic submissive human having constantly to work a 40h+ job he hated. He know it would end him if he didn't do somethign against it. 'Sie wollen dass man sein Mensch sein aufgibt Seine Autonomie für ein Gehaltscheck Ein goldenen Stern. Ein größeren Fernseher Der einzige Weg Mensch zu bleiben Der einzige Weg frei zu sein ist zu rebellieren Sie werden versuchen dich zu brechen Jede nur mögliche Taktik zu nutzen um dich fügsam zu machen Gehorsam Unterwürfig Du musst dein eigener Herr sein Koste es was es wolle Es ist besser als Mensch zu sterben Als Sinnloses Rädchen in Maschinarie zu leben' — Gehorsam

III.

– Darkangel – VNV Nation – Kingdom – VNV Nation – Mann gegen Mann – Rammstein -> These songs represent the change in his life and the time he needs finding his true self after years of obedience from his superior and dealing onward with his depression. Ry got away from his old life, ready to live like he wants now but he's struggling not knowing what to do and where to start. He desperately needs to clear his mind first to find a purpose in his new given opportunity. 'I'm in this mood because of scorn, I'm in a mood for total war, to the darkened skies once more and ever onward, I'd only come here seeking peace, I'd only come here seeking me' — Darkangel Once he's content with changing into the person he wants to be, he also eventually knows what he wants to do: Make Night City a better place, free the people from the Corporate supremacy where it is possible. It is why he became a merc. He strongly believes that Night City is not fully lost. It just needs the right people to work on it. He knows it's wishful thinking hoping to see Night City back to what it should have originally been: Richard Night's original vision of it: Coronado City – you've got to hold onto hopes and dreams, so he does. 'And I believe that we'll conceive To make in hell for us a heaven. A brave new world. A promised land. […] I'll leave no walls, no stone unturned. Every tower must be razed To the dust from which it came.' — Kingdom And for Rammstein's 'Mann gegen Mann'? It simply represents his sexulity he is finally able to live out openly. 'Wenn sich an mir ein Weib verirrt, Dann ist die helle Welt verwirrt. Mann gegen Mann. Meine Haut gehört den Herren. Mann gegen Mann. Gleich und Gleich gesellt sich gern.'

IV.

– Let Me Out – LOCO13 – Berzerker – KARAH, Wanton – Don't You Know Who I Am – Wanton –> These three songs represent how Ryder feels inside. That beast, — his constant anger — that knocks at the door, ready to take over seeking for bloodlust. 'Let Me Out' is the daily knock-knock that says: "Hey, I'm here, don't you ignore me. Let me out. Let me kill. Let me kill them all." Ryder is dealing with this constant pounding almost 24/7. It never let's him alone, since it first showed up in 2070. There's times he is able to completely ignore it, especially with distractions, but these are rare. He got used to live with it though but lately it seems to get stronger than ever (2078). 'Berzerker' is similar to Let me Out but harder and faster, so it can be seen as when Ryder is already figting but still remains in control. It gets wilder in between when he's ging into a killstreak, slowly losing control with the beast now taking over. 'Don't You Know Who I Am' is Ryder turning into his total unstoppable berserk mode killing streak — you better stay away from him. The ragefull screams represent his anger going roar while the sound of blades can be seen as he's slicing his mantis blades through everything and everyone in a total blind rage.

V.

– Because I'm Drunk Babe – Nico Moreno – Panzerfaust schießen – Phosgore – Berlin – Balazs Fedelin – Raving With The Devil – Jamie McLellan – Deutschland braucht Bewegung – Noisuf-X -> Just wanna dance with Ryder (or imagine him raving to it)? Try these sick beats. Ryder loves himself some extra hard beats with a certain uniquness in them. But that is not the main reason — Raving is his way of finding freedom for at least a while. Those hard beats overshadow the Beast's constant pounding, so he won't hear it for the time being. It's also his way of venting off the usual anger he can control.

VI.

– Rot V1.0 – [:SITD:] – Call The Ships To Port – Covenant – Vergessen – Klanglos -> These songs make Ryder always a bit melancholy and thoughtful. Some great lyrics along together with certain parts of powerful beats combined with beautiful moving melodies that just got set right for giving him goosbumps all over. 'A second of reflection Can take you to the moon The slightest hesitation Can bring you down in flames A single spark of passion Can change a man forever A moment in a lifetime Is all it takes to break him' — Call The Ships To Port 'Jeder Fortschritt, den wir Menschen machen Beruht im Grunde nur auf einer Sache Der Angst vor dem Tod Der Angst davor, wieder in der Leere zu verschwinden Aus der wir einst gekommen sind Du bist einzig und allein das Produkt einer Angst vergessen zu werden Auch du hast Angst allein gelassen und vergessen zu werden Vergessen Allein gelassen und vergessen' — Vergessen most moving parts for Ryder: Rot V1.0 (2:20–3:05 and 3:15–4:15) Call The Ships To Port (1:20–2:15) Vergessen (3:20–5.00)

VII.

– Just Can't Get Enough – Depeche Mode – World In My Eyes – Depeche Mode -> Songs when he feels good and is together with the one(s) he loves. Both songs apply to both; Vijay and Thyjs, since VIjay was once his love interest and Thyjs is now his current now. I'm sorry there isn't more 'lore' about his relation ships yet – it is stuff I'm still thinking about. But Ryder is a very romantic type of guy and with Thyjs he may have found the right man by his side who is capable to handle this hot headed fidgety black sheep of his, because Thyjs is the calm center of a storm. 'And when it rains You're shining down for me And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough Just like a rainbow You know you set me free' — Just Can't Get Enough 'I'll take you to the highest mountain To the depths of the deepest sea And we won't need a map, believe me Now let my body do the moving And let my hands do the soothing Let me show you the world in my eyes' — World In My Eyes

Now, that got long again. These are just bits, details and pieces of his backstory. I've written more in separate special posts dealing with certain years of his life. You can find them via my tag system. Still on writing 2071-present, tho. If you made it until here, you must love either Ryder or me.

Thank you for taking your time! <3

[monstertruck18824]

jeg ville ønske mænd der havde en snert af en SoMe presence (eller ser Porno) betød fængselsstraf. de bruger det forkert…. De blir reelt delusional og misinformeret om at de er den lækreste mand på jorden og kan score tilfældige Instamodeller. de glemmer hvordan rigtige mennesker ser ud i dagligdagen og kalder smukke mennesker for grimme. har du set dig selv. shit påvirker mig. hvis en Dood følger flotte piger selvom de har en stor following og det er bare fordi de er bloggere eller har fedt tøj på i ny og næ så du weird og har misforstået noget. og du lyver overfor dig selv. Bring back men der faktisk kan lide deres partnere. min ekskærestes startside var tynde hvide piger og graffiti og jeg lod ham overbevise mig at jeg var usikker og overreagerede, fordi jeg blev rørt af det. jeg spurgte flere gange pænt om at han ikke ville lade vær, især fordi han havde en offentlig profil mine venner sagtens kunne finde. sagde det endda meget undskyldende. Jeg fik det så skidt og havde overvældende dårlig samvittighed for at synes det. “cool chill gf” der også kigger på lækre damer sammen med en. shit jeg ignorerede var bare ham der var en nar. jeg gir ikke en fåk skulle ha fået ham til at trykke unfollow på alle han ikke kendte personligt / han havde bollet. og tilfældigvis var det kun tiltrækkende tideligere veninder han fulgte. og sån kun en hjemmedreng fra hans provinsby. Boy, jeg ved du æk snakker med dem længere og ikke har tænkt at række ud nogensinde igen. why u need to look at them…. mænd elsker at have en plan B. for mig er det dem foran mig, og de skinner så meget jeg ikke kan se andre omkring dem. Baseret på deres profiler kunne jeg reelt gætte mig frem til hvem han havde kneppet. Han var en bitch og er heldigvis helet og jeg håber ikke jeg kommer til at trygle og være på knæ (bogstaveligt talt) for at en fuckin mand lytter til mig og validerer mig. nu var jeg slet hellere ikke værdsat intellektuelt eller fysisk eller andet af ham, så det skubbede sikkert også narrativet hah. Anyways “alle mennesker smukke” er en scam og en svigtet måde vi har behandlet problemet på. ultimativt endemål er at se på kroppen som en krop. jeg behøves ikke at være pæn, og det gør min mave hellere ikke. mine ar er ikke smukke, de er legit bare ar. Og de klør nogle gange. jeg har brug for en cleanse, jeg har ikke brug for at blive beskuet. jeg vil begynde kun at følge folk jeg kender og kreative sider og mennesker der inspirerer mig kreativt og ka agere som muse. tryk. Unfollow noget mere . jeg gør det hver dag. jeg bør slette Tik tok det er lidt visende og et faresignal at hvis jeg scroller mere end 15 min på den gudsforladte App så får jeg en meget specifik hovedpine. ligesom når jeg spiller Minecraft loll

[chameleon-on-lsd]

Polizeiruf 110 (Heilig sollt ihr sein!) liveblogging

hell yeah, thank you Internet Archive so I'm able to watch this klimawandel tante mhh faden-vorhang geil aww papa und mama am verzweifeln die tochter sind auch kaoutt aus wasn hässliches outfit. würde vincent auch tragen mal wieder suizid ...... die brücke sieht SO niedrig aus xDD 'du wirst es nicht schaffen' ja weil dir da auch NIX passiert xDD das machen andere zum spass elias you creepy motherfucker mhhh...... die dreadlocks sind ne choice ne die folge is aus 2020 lol wwie genau kann der typ einfach durchs ganze spital laufen??? ZUM OP SAAL?? ?!?!?!?!? alter was der bauch is so fake :D ....what the fuck is happening ADAM (ist das ne schlechte idee dass ich das rückwärts schaue, vielleicth.) dafür dass die wohnung so scheisse aussieht, sieht adam nicht schlecht aus (für jemand der grad in den klamotten gepennt hat und jetzt so weitergeht) ah, the Catholic guilt DA kanns adam ja ('der täter oder die täterin') ohne rumzuheulen lamo wie lenski einfach mal stumm starrt xD sadlkasöldkas adam 'die gebärmutter kann man nicht verfehlen. die ist etwa so gross wie n huhn' W A S adam's augen so schön <3 IT'S A WITCH xD (es hattn mal hintern ohr aber ist komischerweise total gesund anders als gedacht) ..........ja n scheissen grosses baby für spätabbruch xD zum glück müsste die das nicht austragen ne.. (frühchen filmen is wohl auch schwierig) aber jetzt hat der typ das baby ja nicht mal das ultra laute taubengurren xDDD boah der aufzug is ja mal der hass asmdklandlks das kurwa graffiti und adam's halb erstauntes 'kuhwah' xD sdlkasjl adam <3 lmao wie der typ face first durch den glitzer-vorhang läuft nur um immediately wieder durchs andere zimmer reinzulaufen xDDD die runde drehen musste sein 'wir haben ein gutes verhältnis. wir alle drei' jaa das sagt dein blick ja auch total der vater in die ecke am hocken xD adam <3 und wolle :D mit koteletten!!!! 'das ist das höchste der gefühle' zoom and enhance fürn arsch aww adam bby <3 "GOTT MIT IHNEN" "DAS SCHAFF ICH SCHON ALLEIN" LMAO ADAM aber schön kreuz aner wand (und kettchen, ja?) I wanna hold adam's face <3 MAMA?? warum wohnst du eigenltich aufer baustelle? xD 'jesus maria' xD skdlakjlaks adam baby .....mussten wir den kotzen sehen dachte schon nur elias is so, aber nein, mama macht auch brav n kreuz ldskjaslkdsjlaskjlas was is das für ne zelle ach für den papa .....was ne halbherzige wiederlebungsmassnahme xD ;-; adam's mama killt mich würd ja gern mal adam's tattoos genauer sehen kettchen *-* d'aww die mama asdkljsadljalskj nimm noch n grösseren bissen xDD wuääääh ;-; (versuch so nicht distracted zu sein von seinem scheiss kettchen am hals) baby boy ;-; skdadlkasöldkaölköla ja von der mama hast du viel eingetrichtert bekommen PAWLAK :D vermiss wiktor n bisschen interessanter falsche name gegeben wusste das muss was biblisches sein danke lenski, stimm ich dir zu mit dem märchen 'der is ja noch besser als jesus, mensch' xD hi hot statisten cops 'bad sauber' schön ham se geputzt :P ('clear' klingt halt schon besser als 'sauber' xD lasdkaskdja die voice overs xD adam könnt gern länger den brief vorlesen lmao einmal how to kaisserschnitt googlen, so kann man auch lernen. asdjaskldjlsa wie sich lenski graust davor xDD doggo^^ so viele schöne grüne augen immer *-* halt das handy quer wenn du sachen im querformat abfotografierst xDD asdkjasl lenski am über ne railing springen xD 'kollege raczek, falls sie die lust verspüren sollten, zu unserer wohnungsdurchsuchung zurückzukehren' xDD da kriegstn besen mit weihwasser ins gesicht :) religion is doch toll haha ja schönes timing dass der sohn natürlich grad ins nebenzimmer is wollleeee :D boah warum mutter geile drohnen aufnahme mit dem kirchengesang dazu xD adam ;-; finds auch schön dass er so viel polnisch redet die episode kasjldkasj (und n kleines kurwa) ist das der gleiche krankenhaus statist der beim letzten mal auch schon am lift wartete? xDD ja 2x woche exorzismus kommt gut

wie die alte auch immer noch nicht aufgeräumt hat. ah schön erwähnt die das jetzt xDD is ja nicht schon 2-3 tage her yay… hast du versucht zu testen ob du auf wasser laufen kannst oder was war das?? xDD landesgrenze überschreiten? willst du jetzt die leiche des mädchen suchen oder was? JA NE IS KLAR DASS ER DIE SO SCHNELL FINDET und weiterhin alleine durchs spital spaziert boah die folge geht immer noch ne halbe stunde xD was genau passiert hier noch alles …………….. big yikes. geh von der leiche runter ja is klar doktor frankenstein. die elektrizität fehlt ne ……don’t slap the corpse props an die leichen-darstellerin xD kann nicht leicht sein OH YEAH. erfahren wir endlich was mit der random dreadlocks-tante vom anfang war??? …………. was is los?! MARIAN!!! aw adam xD gott adam. lkasjdlkajl wie er so sanft spricht. <3 is killing me ily marian aw bless the ‘she has an intact hymen but it actually doesn’t medically confirm anything’ auch wenn 'defloration’ ein richtig hässliches wort ist 'unbefleckte empfängnis’ auch lmao lenski 'petting und so’ ich vermiss wiktor WIKTOR SIGHTING. ja geh mit lenski sprechen bitte :3 adam being a smartie <3 lmao der anwalt der einfach für nichts dort is wie adam auch einfach mitm mantel da hockt xD das gebäude ist schon verdammt weird xD adam baby ;-; boah die mutter ist auch ne bitch xD WIKTOOOOOOOOOOOOR <3333333 you look so good with that blue shirt and the swoopy hair that interrogation room is weird as fuck xD da mag ich den grossen meeting raum lieber pawlak :3 lmao Lidia (die ich gar nicht kenn) hör ma auf leuten zu sagen wo adam wohnt xDD adam baby boy ;-; he’s still wearing a ring I just noticed afedfjkdasfhasjadjlksjka god the degradation. hope that doesn’t awake a kink in him was für ne assi anstalt ist das überhaupt? xD ah, die is auch völlig kaputt, cool JESUS CHRIST wir könns echt nicht bei einem tod pro episode lassen wa kannst du die nicht richtig tragen xD lmao die alte. immediately makes a shiv xDDD war ja klar :D and now, get stabbed in the neck ich verstehs mal wieder nich so xD lenski, warum bist du am heulen ALKDSJASKLDSANL UND TAUBEN AM ANFICKEN WIKTOR aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the drama ICH SCHWÖR DIR BEI GOTT ich mag ja wie wiktor die pistole wie n fucking bogen hält xD was machst du mit deinem hinteren arm bby adam ;-; welp …..can someone hold me like adam held her? thx. looked cozy adam bby ;-; wie oft haben die fucking polizeiruf fälle eigentlich keine klare auflösung? oder bin ich einfach so dumm xD sdalöasdlö adam baby. lass dich von wiktor halten ….eww. lass das baby nicht an deinem gummihandschuhfinger nuckeln ich hätt ja gern die ergebnisse des vaterschaftstests ldskadsjalk lmao adam zur strafe nur noch am deutsch reden schade fast war ehrlich gesagt einer meiner lieblingsepisoden auch wenn der fall selber super weird war und die andre abgedrehte null sinn ergab aber so viel guter adam content <3

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Tatort München — KEHRAUS:

Franz pls don't be an Alman

OMFG JA FRANZ DIE COUCH-

Warte-

Nein. Die ist nicht frei.

OMG GAY

OMFG YES IVO DU SCHLÄFST BEIM FRANZ

Och neeiiiiin :(

OMG Ivo kriegt den Mantel von Franz!!!

"Der ghört zu mir." Yes he does.

Breaking news: local gay cops start a riot in a local bar

"Aber Sie ham Kinder?" - "Ja." Mhm, das Kind heißt Kalli

HAHAHA KALLI OMG ROOM SERVICE

IMAGINE WAKING UP TO THIS

Ivo is so lebensunfähig heute??

Wurscht Schtarr™

Verzähl mir keine Lebensweisheiten Oida, siehst doch wos di hibrocht hat

Banksy 2.0 oder was?

"Da raus" als wär er im Gefängnis

Ritschy Semmler my beloved <3

Kalli nein-

Hammermann into Hoibe Bier

Ivo is such a dad omg

"Hört sich eher an nach Almabtrieb" omg Ivo hahaha

Break up with your boyfriend, he's an asshole

Franz be like: Ivo, tell Kalli about your Bienchen

"Sehr gut, Ivo. Du arbeitst wirklich schön mit in letzter Zeit." GAHAHAH

Aber er hat doch gute Leut um sich :(

Wehe der steigt mir ihr ind Kistn-

Words can't express wie sehr mich des Weib nervt Oida

Wo is eigentlich da Kalli hikemma?

Da isser ja :)

Yooo die Omma mit dem Schäferhund haha

Da Lucky Lucki

OMG DIE TASSE VOM DORTMUND TATORT?!?!

SEIN FREUND. yes.

Banksy. Sag i doch.

Des is soo schön ästhetisch heute

Sie denkt auch main character

Ja freilich, da Wolfi is a dabei... geeee

Sorry I thought I signed up for Batic, Leitmayr and Hammermann AND NOT SILKE'S FUCKING MIDLIFE CRISIS

Hellooo it's not you I'm looking for Silke, please get the fuck out

Genauuu wieder der böse Holländer ausm Drogen Milieu

Die kennan alle ne spielen

Och Ivooo die wär eh nix für dich gwesn

Yes get yourself your Fischsemmeln boys, you deserve it

We didn't even get that scene??? Come on Tatort???

[protocolseben]

Me : it’s great to see that lots of F1-level talent are making big waves in Indycar! It’s a benefit for both sports! I hope dem European boys go ham over there!

Someone on Reddit about how Indy seats are pretty competitive (and subsequently perhaps the reason that started the IRL thing and leading to  the CART-IRL split-merge-whatever thing and absolutely losing out to stock car racing becoming way more popular)

Me : oh shit

[lilac-sweet-giggles]

BNHA headcanonsfor lee!kaminari ? We love the lil zappy boi

⚡️KAMINARI OH MY GOD, This dude right here is a walking buzz button, watch out

⚡️He seems like the guy that tries to be tough about the whole ticklish thing but like,,,,,,,, insert poke the side here and he yelps like a puppy dog dhdhdhdhdj

⚡️Kaminari is a switch indeed, but leans more into the lee side with his slight smaller figure compared to the rest of the guys. Sorry Kami lol

⚡️But when he is a Ler, he’s a jokester kind of ler that tries to put dem puns and jokes into his attacks

⚡️ His spots include ribs, behind the knees, neck, belly and belly button being the kill spot

⚡️When you boop this dude’s navel, he could shock you, so if you have guts then you go for it mate I’ll see you at the hospital 😂😂😂

⚡️Denki with his s/o, oh god it’s like having a puppy that wants attention. He likes letting them see his giggles to an extent, makes him as warm and fuzzy as the ler s/o in his life

⚡️the 👏best 👏tickles👏 are 👏tickle👏 sneak👏 attacks 👏from 👏behind👏

⚡️Like,,,,,, you just have his back against the persons chest and that’s when you go ham on his sides as he fallS BACK INTO THE S/O AAAH-

[wutbju]

Ken Ham is fixated on Darwin, but what about the insurrectionists?

Not a word about the violence and destruction at the Capitol. Not a word about the Proud Boys and OathKeepers and Patriot Pastors and others. Not a word about all the crosses and Bible T-shirts and Jesus banners among the rioters who invaded the Capitol, looking to kill lawmakers who would dare to assert that Donald Trump lost the election. Not a word about the symbols of the Confederacy that were mobilized in the insurrection. Not. A. Word.

[evak-fic-rec-turtleanon]

Evak Fics - Mpreg

For anon who asked for mpreg recs ages ago. Here’s the kid fic list. 

* Other languages at the end (Español, Norsk) 

I'll be there by Wolle19 (SERIES) - Part 1: All Isak want is for his husband to be home for the holidays. Even works making documentaries, so being home for the important dates is not a easy task. 

What to (not) expect when you're expecting. by AnonymousPoet (1k words) - “Listen” Isak starts, suppressing a groan when a fresh wave of cramps from hell decides to make his life even more miserable. “Satan’s fucking cha cha-ing inside my intestines.” Just then, the face of his smiling boyfriend appears from the kitchen, when he moves towards Isak holding a cup of what smells like tea –even from two solid feet away. He looks smug, the bastard. 

give it all by Skamtrash (2k words) - Isak gets pregnant and doesn't want the baby but Even does

love under the waves by reasoniwantyoutostay (2k words) - Merman Isak goes out to collect food for his husband and their coming bundle of joy. Unfortunately he gets stuck in a bad storm and has to wait it out overnight. Throughout the night his thoughts return to the day they met and all the adventures they've had since then.

A Thousand Isaks by TheFilthWithin (Flatfootmonster) (2k words) -  "I'm just so fucking gross.” There was no other word to describe it, Isak had whined. “What?” Even snorted the word, disbelieving to what he was hearing. It was either a well-rehearsed act or it was genuine, either way, Isak was grateful.

see it showing by verlore_poplap (orphan_account) (2.6k words) - Three times Isak doesn't know; and one time he does. 

Shattered Glass by Hibiskisss (3.2k words) - When I was a child I used to think that love could be stronger than all the problems that life confronted me with. I had been convinced of its power, extent and consistency. But love was not infinite. And time could not heal wounds. Angst. 

Don't leave your pregnant omega home alone! by cloudowl (3.3k words) - Isak is left home alone for too long. Even comes back and makes it all better again, even if it was his fault to begin with. 

Chapter 1 of Parallel Universes by Eccentricstate (3.6k words)  - This chapter is Omegaverse and it sort of follows the original story until about a fourth of the way (plus some extra stuff, obviously). The rest is basically heat sex, so.... 

(WIP) Mathias Bech Næsheim (English) by JesseLBlack (6.5k words) - After two weeks of an intense relationship, Even disappears from Isak's life. The youngest is distraught and feels that he will not recover but he does so, for his son Mathias (Valtersen). The baby is product of the relationship between them. Four years later they meet but the situation is different. Is Isak able to face his son's illness and the pain of seeing his child's father again? 

(WIP) Make You Feel My Love by shk_1991 (7.6k words) - Being a 19 year old prince isn’t fun when you’re Even… His parents are desperately trying to find him a mate but it isn’t easy when your son is an omega and has to be wed before his 20 birthday. One night Even sneaks out of the castle with the help of his best friend and servant Mikael…Here he meets a certain green eyed boy who takes his breath away… Could this be love at first sight?

(WIP) love is what it takes to live by sargentblue (14k words) - "Well, shit." Well, shit, was right. It was an accident, obviously, and the little stick that Isak holds in his hand is the certificate that confirms their mistake. "I took my birth control," Isak says straight away. Even is still looking at the two little red lines in shock. 

you told me we were forever by Skamtrash (18k words) - Post Mpreg. Isak finds out he's having a baby soon after Even breaks up with him so he makes the decision not to tell him. Except Even finds out on his own 3 years later. 

we're growing together, throwing the seeds byorphan_account (27k words) - He tilts his head up and smiles. “I think… I want to have a baby.” Even lets a blinding smile slowly spread over his face. “Yeah?” Isak and Even take on pregnancy. 

(WIP) Medically Speaking by Ms_Tassimo (46k words) - Working as a hospital porter was not how Even Bech Næsheim saw his life ending up. But here he was; mopping up sick after a stupid mistake. However, the hot doctor with the nice smell? That just about makes up for it. Too bad Dr Valtersen seems like a bit of an asshole with a hell of a chip on his shoulder. 

I Wasn't Expecting That by RobronSugdenDingle (54k words) - Isak's always said that life is now. But after a drunken one night stand, Isak quickly learns that one small child can change his life. Life is no longer now, life is stressful, complicated and in desperate need of a clean up. And whatever you do..... Don't fall in love with your best friend… 

I think I might be pregnant by orphan_account (79k words) - sak is nineteen, Even is twenty-one, and they had a plan. A plan that they've very, very carefully stuck to. Until, that is, Isak gets sick and can't seem to figure out what's wrong with him. Spoiler: he's not sick. 

I think I'm pregnant. Again. by orphan_account (71k words) - A part 2. Isak is twenty-three. Even is twenty-six. They had a plan once, but plans are overrated anyway. 

You Are Everything I Have Never Been by staylucky (78k words) - Isak Valtersen is an unpresented, soon-to-present omega who is convinced his best friend Jonas Vasquez is his alpha mate until he meets a very charming and persuasive new alpha, Tall Stranger aka Even Bech Naesheim, making him question everything. 

(WIP) You, Me, and Jellybean Makes Three by wordsarelifealways (94k words) - Part 3 of The Magical Universe of Isak and Even. The much awaited sequel to A Universe of Our Own! This picks up immediately after the epilogue of AUO3; the boys find out that Isak is pregnant. 

(WIP) A Different Breed by wordsarelifealways (114k words) - The Næsheim family: cold, distant, and socially elite. When Even has his worst episode yet it's the final straw. His parents want him on a new drug to finally straighten him out; the only problem? It's been known to leave patients infertile. Solution? Hire an omega to have Even's child before he's no longer capable of having one. 

***** OTHER LANGUAGES *****

(Español) Hijos de Isak y Even by JesseLBlack (SERIES) - Par1: Isak tiene 17 años cuando se entera que está esperando un hijo de su reciente novio Even. Al parecer Even está feliz con la noticia, pero mientras pasa el tiempo minuto a minuto las cosas se complican entre Even e Isak, sobre todo cuando Even pierde su empleo e Isak queda embarazado de nuevo. Mpreg. Sin Omegaverse. 

(Español) Padres por elección by JesseLBlack (3k words) - Even quiere ser padre y contrata a una empresa que es un centro de reproducción saludable, donde tiene un hijo con Isak Valtersen, un chico que necesita el dinero. La historia de amor vivida por Even. Es corto y no tiene mucha descripción, pero soy una perra cuando se trata de Even siendo papá. 

(Español) Cuando encuentras la felicidad. by JesseLBlack (4.2k words) - Even es un romántico y cree en las almas gemelas, todos tienen una ¿no? Y él trata de buscara desde que tiene tres años. Pero nadie contesta, ha tenido decepciones de posibles almas y sigue sin responder. Hasta que un día responde y deciden encontrarse. Pero probablemente no es lo que espera Even. 

(Español) No mires hacia atrás by JesseLBlack (4.7k words) - Isak es hijo de dos personas extremadamente religiosas, con mucha homofobia internalizada. Y él es gay, que ha entregado su cuerpo a alguien que no lo merece. 

(Norsk) Historia om oss by duerikkjealeina (4.8k words) - ”Fyrste gong eg såg pappaen din var eg 17 år gamal. Han var 19 år og gjekk øve skulegarden som om han eigde den" 

(Norsk) Er vi lykkelige no? by Frieda Echte (Plommesill) (53k words) - There is one mention of mpreg in the notes of this fic. If this doesn’t have mpreg, let me know! Jeg får tak i Evens blikk, blunker til ham. «Har du det bra?» han former ordene lydløst. Jeg har det dritbra, dette er den beste bursdagen, de feteste vennene, den deiligste typen. Jeg har en øl i hånden, livet er bra. Jeg smiler, ser sikkert ut som en tulling. Vi følger Isak og Even videre fra Isaks 18-årsdag. Dette er deres første sommer sammen, og de vet det ikke ennå, men den kommer til å gi dem både gode og dårlige dager. Heldigvis er alt love <3 

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Headcannons for the Joestars playing Minecraft together/alone.

My kind of request

Jonathan:

- The purest most relaxed gamer. All he does is literally tame animals, build houses and harvest crops. He loves his pets dearly and gets very upset if any of them get killed.

- He avoids combat and only acts in self defense. Expect him to feel VERY guilty if he accidentally kills an animal. Actually, he feels bad even for killing cows and pigs since he needs food. Me mans also is pretty good at building houses and has lots of patience.

- Although he prefers to play on singleplayer since he finds it to be more relaxing, when he does go on multiplayer he tries being as cooperative as possible while playing mini games on servers. He always is extremely friendly and never rages but bitching assholes and trollers do sometimes get on his nerves.

Joseph:

- Literally the opposite of Jonathan. Here’s when the chaos truly begins. He literally has no fucking idea how to play at first and goes around literally breaking and destroying everything. He goes by the logic iT’S fReE ReAl eStAtE.

- Digs a hole then puts a torch in it for HOme DeCoR. Fucking mines iron with a wooden pickaxe then gets pissed when nothing comes outta it. A literal fucking mess basically. If anything he’s good at fighting because he literally spams the goddamn left mouse button until it breaks.

- On multiplayer, well...it’s even worse. He goes around trolling everyone and pouring lava all over their houses then getting mad when he gets reported. Or banned. Sometimes has the rage moments where he swears like those kids in trolling videos.

Jotaro:

- Fucking c a s u a l. If you thought that Joseph succed at this game then just wait until you see the mighty ocean man. Has literally no fucking idea how to craft anything and tries breaking STONE blocks with his bare hand.

- Gets killed 94986849 times and punches the desk each time he dies. Can’t fight a goddamn mob to save his life and also has no idea how to build a decent house. Then again he’s better than Joseph at this point since he AT LEAST makes a box out of dirt and doesn’t just fucking dig a hole in the ground to call it home.

- He doesn’t like playing with others since they annoy him. Yet on the rare occasions that he does do it expect him to literally get annoyed at anything, from the way in which the maps on the server are to how stupid the players act. Literally goes ham at pvp and rage quits when he does get killed by others.

Josuke:

- You could call him a true gamer boi for he’s a pro at this shit. Knows his way around crafting and most likely has ranks on many servers as well as a server of his own.

- Is also pretty damn good at building and loves playing on creative. However, his temper is short so any little thing often manages to tick him off. Like me mans is the kind to get so mad that a mob killed him that he comes back on creative to probably tnt it’s ass or something (based on a true story bc I may or may not also do this.)

- Would rather play on multiplayer than singleplayer since even if he finds it relaxing it does tend to get a little boring/lonely. And so he and his gang go around exploring servers and mercilessly trolling people then laughing their asses off when they get kicked or banned. Koichi always tries to stop Josuke and Oku from causing so much chaos but dem bois don’t give a fuck.

Giorno:

- Similar to Jonathan as in he would rather play on singleplayer since he finds it to be more peaceful and quiet. He’s actually a pro at crafting and builds SUPERB houses like no joke me mans’ design game is STRONG.

- That’s why he mainly stays on creative since he mainly plays for the creative aspect. However he does also play on survival and surprise surprise he managed to survive literal WEEKS while playing hardcore. He’s a damn unit.

- Is extremely calm even when he plays on multiplayer and gets killed/trolled. But don’t test him for his Dio genes tend to show up when he’s LEGIT pissed, letting out a WRYYY as he rushes in for a kill. But the boi usually avoids combat and only fights if someone first attacks him. When he does fight he n e v e r loses.

[theskamlibrary]

75 dates in the Skam Universe Masterpost

Thank you so much for everyone who participated, we had a total of X dates in the Skam Universe. We are so grateful for every content creators who put such hard work and shared it with us, you are the backbone of this fandom and the ones who make it worthwhile. 

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FIC

Cliché by @catloves3 {WTFock - Zoë Loockx/Senne De Smet - 497 words}

written for (fun)fair

Senne, Zoe, Jana, and Luka at a funfair.

*****

click by @butforwardiscalling {Skam Italy - Niccolò Fares/Martino Rametta - 1613 words }

written for shooting photos 

niccolò has a camera. martino is his preferred model, willing or not.

*****

Cheats and Prank Wars by @toobaddiane {Druck - Matteo Florenzi/David Schreibner - 2507 words}

written for prank war

It’s the summer after their first year in university started and the boys are just lazying around. After an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine gives Jonas an idea, they engage in a harmless prank war. What could possibly go wrong when someone is super competitive and their boyfriend is their teammate?

Or Matteo and David are teammates in a prank war and David is a competitive jerk.

*****

I think I like my eyes by @ayellowcurtain {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 1026 words}

written for building a pillow fort 

*****

shut up and kiss me by @orpheuscris {Skam Espana - Cris Soto/Joana Bianchi - 3441 words}

written for study date

Joana and Cris have been at odds nearly the entire time they've been sitting next to each other in class. So that’s why it’s such a surprise when one day, near the end of the semester, Cris invites Joana over to her house to study. And why she’s even more surprised by herself when she accepts.

*****

show me the things (that you believe in) by @softdemaury {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 6329 words}

written for at home movie night

“Guess there goes your movie, then.” Lucas says while they’re sitting down at the kitchen table.

“Wait, you didn’t organize this to get out of watching that damn thing, right?” Eliott squints his eyes at Lucas, raising his fork in an attempt to look threatening.

Lucas laughs, “You think I’d do that? Of course I didn’t. We’ll just watch it next time, no big deal.”

or

5 times Eliott fails in making Lucas watch 10 Things I Hate About You and the 1 time Lucas takes the matter into his own hands

*****

Future Little Koala by @youleavebehindmemories {Skam Italy - Eva Brighi/Giovanni Garau - 2697 words }

written for wedding 

It's basically Giovanni and Eva at the wedding of Marti and Nicco with glimpses into Gio & Eva's future, domestic life! (as well as background moments from others)

*****

Feels like Love by @tunonseisolonico {Skam Italy - Niccolò Fares/Martino Rametta - 2602 words }

written for karaoke 

“Come on, Marti! Let´s go and sing a song, the two of us!”

“You for real?!” Marti immediately exclaimed, being full of doubts.

He couldn't help but got flashbacks in his head, thinking back to Silvia´s 80´s party, him sitting close to Nico on the couch, Emma on Nico´s other side. Niccolò asking them to sing a song with him, Marti already refusing to do so back then.

“Of course, I´m not joking!”

“Well, sounds like it. No, I´m not going to sing a song with you!”

*****

come with me, my love (to the sea of love) by @lepetitepeach {Skam France -Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 4816 words }

written for aquarium

there’s a small touch of wonder to everything that lives in the ocean

*****

critter cottage by @spacekardemomme {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 1546 words }

As he walked further into the room, he watched the rise and fall of eliott's chest, the way his hair is messily sprawled along the pillow, a few strands scattered across his forehead and cheekbones.

this is who i’m meant to spend the rest of my life with

*****

Yearning for more than a blue day by @modestytreehouse  {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 3723 words  }

written for brunch date 

He really should leave while Isak is still asleep and spare him the awkwardness of waking up beside Even. Spare himself the shame when Isak recognizes him.

*****

Kings of the cargo hold by @evakuality {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen -  3029 words}

written for cruise // art created by @hjertetssunnegalskap1 

“You’re early,” a voice says, a breathy, stuttery quality to it as its owner pants into the room behind Isak, the clatter of his feet loud as his footsteps echoes off the metal of the walls. “I was supposed to be here before you.” “What is all this?” Isak gestures at the table laid out in front of them. “Well, you agreed to eat with me,” Even says, his unfairly gorgeous blue eyes lit up as he stares into Isak’s soul

Aka, the one where Even gets extra as he prepares for the perfect moment with Isak.

*****

sens de la vie by @livvyblxckthxrn {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 2809 words}

written for museum date

a little dive into all of those instagram pics and stories

*****

det betyr jo alltid noe, det gjør jo det by @pagnilagni {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 8722 words }

written for apple picking // in Norwegian // translation in English by Bolomapa

Han står oppgitt ute på den overgrodde plenen og ser på epletrærne. De er gamle og krokete, har altfor mange greiner, de henger for tett sammen under den tette trekronen, tynget av røde epler tett i tett, de skulle vært tynnet, sa naboen, og treet skulle vært beskåret, han sa det et par uker etter at han beskar sine egne trær. “Men det er for sent nå, sevjen stiger, treet kommer til å blø i hjel. Du får ta det neste år i stedet”, hadde han sagt, mens han klappet ham faderlig på skulderen.

Han ser på epletrærne med den modne frukten, en mengde epler har falt ned i natt, mange flere enn i går, han burde plukke dem nå, han burde absolutt det. Men hva skal han med dem, lurer han på, en fortvilende klump i magen spør ham om svaret på det, for han aner ikke, å bruke en kilo epler er greit, kanskje to, han kan vel bake to eplekaker, men alt dette, det må være hundrevis av kilo, hva faen bruker folk dette til?

*****

You’ll never believe how ice cream helped this man to get a date by @nofeartina    {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 3333 words }

written for ice cream 

If it wasn't for Magnus, Isak would never have ended up at this ridiculous hipster ice cream place. But then again, he never would have met that ridiculously cute ice cream guy, either.

Sometimes it really pays off being a good friend.

Or 5 times Isak buys ice cream for Magnus and 1 time Even buys it for Isak.

*****

come and fade me by @ho1ogram {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 3957 words}

written for grocery shopping

And no matter how many times he repeats the same lines over and over again till he runs out of reasons to support why dating should be banned (it's a lie; Lucas will never run out of reasons for this purpose, he just gives in to the looks the boys - or Eliott - throw at him) that his friends understand his struggles, his pleas for them to stop. And always, like clockwork, he ends in having them set him up with an unknown guy.

or, Lucas is tired of going on dates after dates with guys that aren't Eliott, and Eliott has a few tricks up his sleeves.

*****

Thousand spires and thousand bridges by @hjertetssunnegalskap1 {Druck - Matteo Florenzi/ David Schreibner - 46352 words}

written for vacation // art by @hjertetssunnegalskap1

In this world, Matteo and David met during Abitur back in Berlin, just like in the canon story and they made sandwiches and almost kissed at the neon party, but David backed out, Matteo did the same and.... nothing more happened.

Now they are studying in Prague. Matteo thinks he lost his chance with David a long time ago. What David thinks, nobody knows.

*****

it's nice to have a friend by @livvyblxckthxrn {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 6592 words}

written for rollerskating

5 times eliott and lucas definitely were not on a date, and one time they were

*****

to all who come to this happy place, welcome by @tawmlinsun {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 4703 words }

written for disneyland // art by @cottonsdraw

"eliott demaury, you just passed your bac. what are you going to do now?"

"i'm taking my boyfriend to disneyland!"

*****

Super Smash Bros by @thegirlnooneknows5 {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 11672 words}

written for video games // playlist

“Okay. Pretend I’m a customer. Sell me this game.”

Eliott's smile was determined. “You ever had a customer you wanted to throw into the wall?”

“Countless.”

“Knock-Out X lets you live that fantasy.” He pulled the game off Lucas’ lap and held it up. The thought of Eliott’s hands so close to him coloured Lucas’ face pink. Eliott continued, “Just imagine if you could throw that customer into a wall and leave with no scratches, bruises or consequences. And look super badass while doing it.” “Seriously, though. You’re going to love it.”

-Or, a Striking Vipers Elu au in which they fall in love through a virtual reality game because love transcends all

*****

Coffee, Gay Gurus, and a Dance by @amyriadfthings {Druck - Matteo Florenzi/David - 1242 words}

written for coffee date

Good things happen over coffee. David & Matteo visit a veritable Berlin cultural institution and learn how to swing dance. Gay Gurus in action. Bonus gay gurus to appear eventually.

*****

Small Things by @probablydaydreamingg​ {Skam Italy - Niccolò Fares/Martino Rametta - 3232 words}

written for concert

Martino gave Nico two tickets for a concert as a graduation present. A cute date ensues.

*****

Hedgehog, on the rocks by @flying-elliska {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 4635 words}

written for drinks

Lucas's boyfriend just left him, two days before he has to go to his cousin's wedding, who just so happens to be marrying the town billionaire, and his friends are all otherwise engaged...

So as he arrives alone, he heads to the bar for some liquid courage.

Turns out the bartender isn't having a great evening either. So he embarks Lucas in a creative quest to find him the perfect beverage...

...

It's not a date yet. But there's still time...

*****

If I Should Fall Behind by @irazor {Skam Norway - Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 14732 words}

written for fancy dinner // art by @lovethem2121

The plan for tonight had been crystal clear. Stay close to his best friend, and steal her away if needed. Hold her hand through the ordeal of meeting Noora again for the first time in years. Then Even shows up – and suddenly, nothing goes the way it was supposed to.

Or: 3 times Isak didn't know what to say to Even, and 1 time he did.

*****

Fontainebleau by @hallo-catfish {Skam France - Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 12770 words}

written for camping

Lucas, let’s go camping, Eliott says, and with a vision of perfect quiet and green leaves unfurling before his eyes, Lucas agrees without even looking up from his problem set.

*

The summer after Lucas' first year in university, Lucas and Eliott take a weekend trip to Fontainebleau. 

*****

Under Starry Skies Above by @fille-lioncelle {Druck - Matteo Florenzi/David Schreibner - 7197 words}

written for weekend getaway 

Matteo and David have been feeling a little dejected, so Matteo suggests they get away for a weekend trip.

*****

Lost & bound by @hjertetssunnegalskap1 {Skam Norway -  Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen - 16397 words)

written for bicycle date

Even has been in a bicycle accident and he has lost his memory of the past three years. However, Isak gets a shock when Even tells him that they’re bonded soulmates, and expects them to be a couple.

*****

Così fan tutte by @hallo-catfish {Skam France - Chloé Jeanson/Lucille, Eliott Demaury/Lucas Lallemant - 14070 words}

written for opera

Lucille goes to the opera. It’s another double date.

*****

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A TOTAL OF 196,241 WORDS HAS BEEN WRITTEN FOR THIS FEST, CONGRATULATIONS AND THANK YOU TO ALL THE PARTICIPANTS! 

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BEANSONBREAD AWARDS 2020 - BEST SONG

AWARD NO.3 - BEST SONG OF 2020

PAST WINNERS

2019 > Weyes Blood ‘Andromeda’ (see full list HERE)

2018 > Let’s Eat Grandma ‘It’s Not Just Me’ (see full list HERE)

2017 > Richard Dawson ‘Ogre’ (see full list HERE)

2016 > Solange ‘Cranes In the Sky’ (see full list HERE)

2015 > Kendrick Lamar ‘The Blacker The Berry’ (see full list HERE)

2014 > FKA Twigs ‘Two Weeks’ (see full list HERE)

2013 > Oliver Wilde ‘Perrett’s Brook’ (see full list HERE)

2010 > Untold ‘Stop What You’re Doing (James Blake Remix) (see full list HERE)

2009 > Joker - ‘Digidesign’ (see full list HERE)

2008 > Lil’ Wayne - ‘A Milli’ (see full list HERE)

2007 > Panda Bear - ‘Bros’ (see full list HERE)

2006 > Hot Chip - ‘Over And Over’ (see full list HERE)

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RULES - A maximum of THREE tracks from any one artist. Songs can be tied in the same position.

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*SPOTIFY PLAYLIST WITH (ALMOST) ALL THE TRACKS*

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THE RUNNERS UP (in alphabetical order)..

100 Gecs, Count Baldor, GFOTY ‘Stupid Horse (remix)’

645AR ‘Bible And A K’ 

A.G. Cook ‘Silver’ 

Alabaster DePlume ‘Whisky Story Time’

Amaarae ‘Hellz Angel’

Arca ‘Time’

Arlo Parks ‘Black Dog’

Ashnikko ‘Daisy’

Blackpink & Selena Gomez ‘Ice Cream’

Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion ‘WAP’

Caribou ‘New Jade’ / ‘Home’

CHAI ‘No More Cake’

Chloe x Halle ‘Do It’

Clipping ‘96 Neve Campbell’

Cornershop ‘St Marie Under Canon’ / ‘No Rock Save In Roll’

Crack Cloud ‘Favour Your Fortune’

Dan Deacon ‘Become A Mountain’ / ‘Sat By A Tree’

Darkstar ‘Jam’ 

Dean Blunt, Joanne Robertson, Vegyn ‘Troll’

Deerhoof ‘Future Teenage Cave Artists’ / ‘Sympathy For The Baby Boo’

Dirty Projectors ‘Overlord’

DJ Douggpound ‘Creamed Popcorn On The Cob’ 

Dorian Electra ‘Sorry Bro (I Love You)’

Doves ‘Prisoners’

Dry Cleaning ‘Scratchcard Lanyard’

Dua Lipa ‘Hallucinate’

Fenne Lily ‘Alapathy’ / ‘Solipsism’

Fiona Apple ‘Shameika’

FLOHIO ‘Unveiled’

Gerard Black, Rozi Plain, Jamie Whitby-Coles 'Beiggy'

Giant Swan ‘Silkworm’

Good Sad Happy Bad ‘Blessed’ / ‘Star’

The Go! Team ‘Cookie Scene’

Grimes ‘Delete Forever’

Gupi & Fraxiom ‘Thos Moser’

HAIM ‘The Steps’

Happy Spendy ‘Feelings 2’

Hen Ogledd ‘Trouble’

Hot Chip ‘Worlds Within Worlds’

Janelle Monae ‘Turntables’

Jane Weaver ‘The Revolution Of Super Visions’

Jay Electronica ‘Ghost Of Soulja Slim’ / ‘Shiny Suit Theory’

Jessy Lanza ‘Anyone Around’ / ‘Lick In Heaven’

Jpegmafia ‘Bald!’

Kayla Painter ‘Prey At Night’

Kelly Lee Owens ‘Arpeggi’ / ‘Melt!’

King Creosote ‘Susie Mullen’

King Krule ‘Stoned Again’

Lambchop ‘Reservations’

Laura Marling ‘Strange Girl’

The Lemon Twigs ‘The One’

LICE ‘Conveyor’ & ‘Arbiter’ 

Lil B ‘I’m Kanye’

Lil Uzi Vert ‘POP’

Little Simz ‘Might Bang, Might Not’

Magdalena Bay ‘Story’

Marie Davidson & L’Œil Nu ‘Renegade Breakdown’

Michael ‘Sole Trader’

Mogwai ‘Dry Fantasy’

Moses Sumney ‘Virile’

Mumble Tide ‘Love Thing’

Nadine Shah ‘Club Cougar’

Noname ‘Song 33’

The Orielles ‘Space Samba (Disco Volador Theme)’

Oro Swimming Hour ‘Cold Tangerina’ / ‘Crocodile’

Park Hye Jin ‘Like This’

Pa Salieu ‘Betty’

Paula, Povoa, Jerge ‘Primavera’

Pet Shimmers ‘Thawed Out Plainclothes Demon’ / ‘Snake Eats A Lady’

Phoebe Bridgers ‘Garden Song’

Pictish Trail ’Bad Algebra’

Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs ‘Reducer’ / ‘Rubbernecker’

Planet 1999 ‘Replay’

Planningtorock ‘Jam Fam - Chanel Show Version’

Poppy ‘Fill The Crown’

Pottery ‘Texas Drums Pt. I & II’

Pozi ‘Whitewashing’

Princess Nokia ‘Green Eggs & Ham’

Remi Wolf ‘Woo!’ / ‘Photo I.D’

Rico Nasty ‘IPHONE’

RMR ‘Rascal’

Run The Jewels ‘Yankee And The Brave (ep.4)’

SAULT ‘Stop Dem’ / ‘Wildfires’

Scalping ‘Deadlock’

Sega Bodega ‘Salv Goes To Hollywood’

Sleaford Mods ‘Mork n Mindy’

Soccer Mommy ‘Bloodstream’ / ‘Crawling In My Skin’

Spectres ‘Tanning The Albatross’ / ‘On Nepotism’

Sufjan Stevens ‘Video Game’

SZA (feat. Ty Dolla $ign) ‘Hit Different’

This Is The Kit ‘Coming To Get You Nowhere’ / ‘This Is What You Did’

Thundercat ‘Black Qualls’

Tierra Whack ‘Peppers and Onions’ & ‘Dora’

Tim Heidecker ‘Come Away With Me’

Tkay Maidza ‘Shook’ / ‘Grasshopper’

Urkt ‘Rich Now’ / ‘Sour’

Warm Digits (feat. Rozi Plain) ‘Everyone Nervous’

Wasuremono ‘Big Big Smiles’

The Weeknd ‘Blinding Lights’

Wesley Gonzalez ‘Wind Your Neck In’

Wharfwhit ‘Bangers’

Willie J Healey ‘Fashun’

Working Men’s Club ‘White Rooms And People’ / ‘Valleys’

Yard Act ‘Fixer Upper’ / ‘Peanuts’

Yves Tumor ‘Kerosene!’

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THE TOP 70 SONGS OF 2020

70. Black Midi ‘Sweater’

69. 645AR ‘Sum Bout U (feat. FKA Twigs)’

68. King Krule ‘Alone, Omen 3’

67. Savage Mansion ‘Weird Country’

66. Pet Shimmers ‘Madonna’s People’

65. Daniel Blumberg ‘Teethgritter’

64. Katy J Pearson ‘Take Back The Radio’

63. A.G. Cook ‘Oh Yeah’

62. Kelly Lee Owens (feat. John Cale) ‘Corner Of My Sky’

61. Moses Sumney ‘Me In 20 Years’

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60. Alexia Avina ‘Fit Into’

59. Kero Kero Bonito ‘Fortune Teller’

58. The Avalanches feat. Blood Orange ‘We Will Always Love You’

57. Yaeji ‘Waking Up Down’

56. Black Country, New Road ‘Science Fair’

55. These New Puritans ‘The Mirage’

54. Clementine March ‘Le Continent’

53. Shygirl ‘Freak’ / ‘Leng’

52. Ed Dowie ‘Robot Joy Army’

51. Pa Salieu (feat. Mahalia) ‘Energy’

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50. Office Hours (Tim Heidecker, Fred Armisen & Daniel Cupps) ‘Brick By Brick’

49. Gorillaz (feat. Peter Hook & Georgia) ‘Aries’

48. Amaarae ‘Fancy’

47. Alabaster DePlume ‘Visit Croatia’

46. Pictish Trail ‘Fear Anchor’

45. Yves Tumor ‘Gospel For A New Century’

44. Dean Blunt ‘As Long As Ropes Unravel Fake Rolex Will Travel’

43. Oneohtrix Point Never ‘I Don’t Love Me Anymore’

42. Thundercat ‘Dragonball Durag’

41. Kero Kero Bonito ‘It’s Bugsnax!’

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40. Perfume Genius ‘On The Floor’

39. Dua Lipa ‘Levitating’

38. Rina Sawayama ‘Comme Des Garcons (Like The Boys)’

37. Pozi ‘The Nightmare’

36. Jockstrap ‘Acid VAPOURWAVE rap RMX’

35. Magdalena Bay ‘Airplane’

34. Arca & Rosalia ‘KLK’

33. Squid ‘Sludge’

32. 100 Gecs feat. Charli XCX, Kero Kero Bonito, Rico Nasty ‘Ringtone (Remix)’

31. Bonnie Prince Billy ‘In Good Faith’

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30. Good Sad Happy Bad ‘Shades’

29. Charli XCX ‘Claws’ / ‘Forever’

28. Bill Callahan, Bonnie Prince Billy, Dead Rider ‘Our Anniversary’

27. Pictish Trail ‘Lead Balloon’

26. Jockstrap ‘The City’ 

25. Oneohtrix Point Never ‘Auto & Allo’

24. Katy J Pearson ‘Hey You’

23. Self Esteem ‘Favourite Problem (Alternative version)’

22. Tim Heidecker ‘Nothing’

21. SAULT ‘Free’

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20. Moses Sumney ‘Cut Me’

19. Shygirl ‘Slime’

18. Charli XCX ‘7 Years’

17. Rina Sawayama ‘XS’

16. The Flaming Lips ‘Flowers Of Neptune 6’

15. Wesley Gonzalez ‘Change’

14. Perfume Genius ‘Describe’

13. Dorian Electra (feat. Village People & Pussy Riot) ‘My Agenda’

12. Crack Cloud ‘Ouster Stew’

11. The Flaming Lips ‘Will You Return/When You Come Down’

10. Dorian Electra ‘Gentleman’

9. Tim Heidecker ‘Property’

8. Tara Clerkin Trio ‘In The Room’

7. Planet 1999 ‘Party’

6. Phoebe Bridgers ‘Kyoto’

5. Laura Marling ‘Held Down’

4. Crack Cloud ‘Post Truth’

3. The Flaming Lips ‘At The Movies On Quaaludes’

2. Oneohtrix Point Never ‘Long Road Home’

1. Jockstrap ‘Acid’