#Did they just casually break in LOOOL

[tiramisiyu]

【未定事件簿】 Tears of Themis: 【夏彦拜访剧情】 Xia Yan’s Personal Story 2-13 Translation

Translated parts: Xia Yan’s Personal Story Chapter 2: 2-1 / 2-2 / 2-4 / 2-5 / 2-7 / 2-8 / 2-9 / 2-10 / 2-11 / 2-13 / 2-14 Translation Masterlist: here

Video: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xV411m79T?p=10

A quick explanation of how this feature works is that each boy has their own section that you can “Visit”! Part of it is like MLQC’s GSH feature, where you can talk to the boys (with Live2D!) and raise intimacy by interacting with them. The other part of it is a storyline that centers on the MC running around with the respective boy to deal with a certain case or situation.

Outside the Church

After leaving the police station, Xia Yan and I headed to a church.

“Three years later, Marivisa left a message: “If you are willing, then miss me. If you are willing, then forget me”.”

“Zero responded by using his own methods to input this into his heart: “For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.”.

Xia Yan: “For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also” – this phrase comes from the gospel of St. Matthew.

MC: So, the place that hides your treasures is a church.

In the many churches of Stellis City, they all display steles – but after searching on the big data lab, we confirmed that there was only one church with this phrase on its stele.

MC: Over there – there’s a storage cabinet!

Beside the stele engraved with that phrase, there was a smart-cabinet.

MC: The storage cabinet’s password should be hidden in the poem’s first line.

MC: “If you are willing, then miss me. If you are willing, then forget me.”

MC: This is the poem by English poetess Christina Rossetti – “song”!

Xia Yan very quickly understood my words, repeating that poem verse’s original English verse.

Xia Yan: And if thou wilt, remember, and if thou wilt, forget.*

Xia Yan: To Zero, his answer would definitely be “remember”.

MC: “Using his own methods” – could it be binary system again? So we need to convert “remember” into numbers…

Xia Yan: That’s not right. A letter’s corresponding binary code has 8 digits.

Xia Yan: “Remember” has 8 letters. If it’s completely converted into binary code, then there will be 64 digits.

MC: The password can’t be 64 digits. Is there another way to convert letters into numbers?

Xia Yan: There is! Morse Code is also a kind of two-base code.

Xia Yan: We can first convert “remember” based on Morse Code, and then use 0 and 1 to distinguish between Morse Code’s short sounds and long sounds…

Xia Yan: Like this, the converted numbers are 010, 0, 11, 0, 11, 1000, 0, 010.

Xia Yan: After converting these into base-10 system, it’s… 39810.

Xia Yan entered the password 39810 into the system. Immediately, one cabinet door beside his hand popped open with a “click”.

Suddenly somewhat agitated, he looked inside, then quietly released a breath.

I was a little doubtful and was about to ask him, but my attention was caught by the thing that he took out from the cabinet –

It was a little ball pit decoration.

MC: Ah, this…

When we were little, there was a time when I bubbled in my answer sheet wrongly for a test. The result was, of course, extremely tragic.

Because it was my own mistake, there was nothing I could complain about. I could only wallow in sadness on my own.

And then, Xia Yan dragged me to go to my favourite ball pit park.

This ball pit’s decoration was our souvenir from that time.

MC: Why did you keep this?

Xia Yan: Because – this is the proof that a certain person once set up a promise with me.

Xia Yan: She swore that she would tell me everything in the future, regardless of if it was a big matter or a small matter, or a happy matter or a sad matter.

Xia Yan: She really did do as she said, telling me everything. Even when I left the country, she didn’t stop sending me messages.

MC: …

The past flashed in front of my eyes, scene by scene. He still remembered so clearly about something that had happened so long ago…

Xia Yan: Ah, it’s just a pity that after separating for eight years, she completely forgot about this promise.

Xia Yan: Getting locked on the balcony, getting cut by glass, getting threatened… she didn’t tell me anything.

MC: Uh…!

Xia Yan: I know it’s because of me… I disappeared for eight years… letting her have no choice but to get used to facing everything on her own…

Xia Yan: And because of this, she started to learn to try and be brave…

Xia Yan: Now, I’ve returned. I won’t leave again.

Xia Yan: I just don’t know if she would be willing to establish this promise again…

MC: Xia Yan…

Xia Yan held up my hands, gently holding them in front of his chest. His eyes were facing the sunlight, crystal clear.

Xia Yan: Whatever happens, tell me.

Xia Yan: No matter if you were locked on the balcony, or if you’ve encountered a troublesome case.

Xia Yan: No matter if it’s something big or something small, something happy or something sad – tell it all to me.

Xia Yan: I’ve returned. You’re no longer alone.

Xia Yan:  Whether you’re capricious, lonely, or scared… I will accompany you. I’ll accompany you through anything.

My figure was clearly reflected in Xia Yan’s eyes. Right now, it felt like they would solidify me in them.

MC: Okay, I promise you.

Xia Yan: Gotta do as you said!

As Xia Yan said this, he laughed. In my trance, I felt like the whole world had been lit up by this smiling expression.

Thinking back on his promise just now, my face suddenly became somewhat hot. The hands overlapping with his also followed in heating up.

MC: …

Xia Yan: R-right! There’s a place I want to take you to!

MC: What place?

Xia Yan: You’ll know when we get there!

Xia Yan led me along tightly. The palms of our held hands became more and more hot, but he never let go for a second…

Amusement Park

Xia Yan tugged me along, back to the amusement park. At this time, night had already fallen.

MC: Why did we come here? Plus, the park’s already closed.

Xia Yan: It’s better this way.

Xia Yan winked at me and climbed up the wall.

Xia Yan: Here, give me your hand.

Following Xia Yan, I got past the wall. Bounding down the route, we arrived at the themed ball pit.

MC: Wait, Xia Yan! This-

Xia Yan scanned the code to pay for entry very quickly.

Xia Yan: Alright, entry price is already paid! The Great Lawyer can relax!

Xia Yan: During daytime, weren’t you taking into consideration how other adults weren’t playing and having fun? Now, you can happily play all you want!

Xia Yan: Between us, there aren’t any of the burdens that adults have to carry!

Laughing, Xia Yan extended a hand to me.

Xia Yan: My dear Watson, are you willing to accompany me to return to our childhood together, and to indulge?

I placed my hand lightly in Xia Yan’s palm and nodded at him.

MC: … Yes.

Holding Xia Yan’s hand, I walked into that ball pit again.

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Inflatable castles, trampoline, slides, ball pit – after growing up, each time I felt stressed and exhausted, I would often think about playing these.

As if doing that would be able to get rid of all my worries, letting me return to a childhood free of worry and concerns.

But whenever I had the chance, I would often be like how I was, as if my hands were tied.

I’ve always thought that this just might be reality. No matter how much I desired it, maturity was irreversible – and after all, I had nowhere to hide.

People must often learn to grow on their own, to become independent on their own, to bear everything on their own…

Bam – a big bunch of balls bounced off my entranced self.

MC: … Xia Yan!

Xia Yan: Hahahaha!

I picked up some balls and tossed them towards him. Xia Yan nimbly dodged them, then immediately moved to climb the slide.

Holding a pile of balls, I chased Xia Yan, climbing up the ladder.

MC: Heh heh, I saw where you went to hide—

I pounced at Xia Yan, but he just took my waist into his arms, sliding down the slide while holding me in his embrace.

MC: Ahhhhhh-

Bam - Xia Yan and I rushed into the ball pit.

Slides, trampolines, inflatable rock climbing, rubber boats…

This time, holding his hand…

I finally integrated into this simplest of games. No distracting thoughts, no worries, returning to humanity’s earliest, simplest pleasures.

--

After coming out of the amusement park, Xia Yan and I prepared to return home.

The night wind was crisp, mixing with the green grass and blowing a new scent, breezing past my forehead. The sky above was full of sparkling stars.

I suddenly didn’t want to ride a car. I wanted to return home under these stars.

MC: Xia Yan, let’s not hail a car. I want to ride a bike home.

Xia Yan: Okay.

MC: But I’m tired. Could you bring me along as you pedal the bike? Just like before!

Xia Yan: No problem!

Xia Yan found a bike very quickly.

He got on the back, patted the backseat, and smiled at me.

Xia Yan: Get on, and put on your seatbelt!

MC: Mhmm!

I held my arms around Xia Yan’s waist, just like before.

The bike road had a slightly cold night wind. The corner of my skirt flapped in the wind.

On the road, there were some ramps up and down, but the space where I nestled tightly against Xia Yan’s back was always warm and stable.

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TL Note:

* I kept my more colloquial translation of the original Chinese renditions of the verse before this part, to kind of maintain that difference between the Chinese and English that can easily be seen in the game.

[oworiio]

innocence

reupload cus tumblr hates me loool

summary: thirst about some bonten men manipulating you and corrupting you. characters: ran haitani, rindo haitani, hajime kokonui, slight manjiro sano x reader content warning: 18+ mdni, manipulation/corruption, groping, borderline fingering, praise kink(?)

a/n: i rlly pray to god im not shadow banned rn.

Everyone in Bonten definitely has a corruption kink. Just imagine seeking a job and finding yourself in the hands of Ran Haitani, thinking the job interview is going fantastic. His questions go a bit south, asking about your love life, if you're married, if you live with anyone. All of the questions being single and no, to be honest it was a bit embarrassing to admit you were a virgin to everything. But you promised you were an honest girl, answering any wavering questions without a lie.

Luckily, you were hired! Serving a purpose as 'Bonten's little assistant'! Things were so lavish, every member showering you with affection and instant hospitality. It felt like a dream almost. The high pays, the constant pampering. Anything you wanted? Mr. Haitani got it for you.

Yeah they were a bit touchy and a bit overboard with their constant nicknames, and the uniform changes, did you really need to wear lacy lingerie under your tight blouse and shorts? but for the first time you were wanted, Maybe even needed?

Mr. Haitani makes you sit on his lap each meeting, 'inadvertently' jumping his leg, it's so hard not to grind your hips against him. Every little whimper and mewl from your mouth makes him chuckle lowly. Leaving a damp spot on his thigh after every meeting ends.

Anytime you complain about being even a bit uncomfortable or ungrateful Mr. Haitani reminded you about how precious and needed you are, "I'm sorry doll, we just love you so much. We can't handle ourselves when we're near such a pretty girl."

And with that you were swooned to do anything they desired. What were you to do if you didn't have them? Nothing, that's right, nothing.

If you thought Mr. Haitani was bad, his brother is worse. Making you wear little cosplays or wear fanservice outfits with your cleavage and panties showing, making you do duties around the base, bending down, kneeling, harboring stuff up high just for you to bounce up to his hands. He loves taking pictures.

You were counting as much as you could with everything you had, but it was just so difficult with Mr. Kokonoi's peppering touches against your cunt. "105, hah- 106... 107, 108, 110-" You whine from the abrupt loss of sensation, "Wrong. Start all over again. Maybe this time you'll continue long enough to cum for once, what do you think about that, Angel?"

It got so tiring sometimes, especially with Mr. Sanzu's desperate side— gripping every part of your body. "You love me the most right, [Y/N]?" His shaky voice whispers to your ear, hands aggressively squishing your breasts and kneading your ass. "Tell me, tell me I'm the best. No one touches you like this, right?"

God, is this wrong? Why must they treat you like this? And why do you want this to continue?

They'll never let you finish, no matter how many times they grope, touch, tease you. You stayed innocent. Right?

You were fed up. Your aching heat needed a break, seeking your boss Mr. Sano. Mr. Sano never touched you, never even tried to talk in any ways other than business casual friendliness, you really thought this was it.

You confined in him, sighing as the weight on your shoulders felt like it had been lifted. You really thought this was it. That was until a mischievous chortle left his lips. "To think you were really innocent." He scoffed, "Complaining about how no one fucks you and how no one makes you cum."

The disbelief that filled your face really gave him a chuckle, "We'll give misbehaving whores like you what you truly want."

[ihatebnha]

I NEED MORE THOUGHTS ABOUT OLD DAD BAKUGOU!

Also in the tags you mentioned us being 40 and bakugou being 52, how did the world think of the age gap or our parents?

Is bakugou still horny all the time at the age of 52?

OLD DAD BAKUGO... I've honestly always been a bit sorry that no one seemed to like that post as much as I did (as well as the fact that I didn't make you a bit older in my tags) because I had a ton of thoughts on it at the time...

BUT from what I remember, the post initially stemmed from my HC that Bakugo has children SUPER LATE just because he like... "forgets to" (meaning he only really decides/realizes he's up for them after his prime), and is actually the guy who asks YOU for one.

(Which, with my timeline, would be when you were around 35 and he was like... 47?)

The thought works pretty well if you wanna consider yourself his long time partner... but in my head (LMFAOOO this is so wild, I'm sorry), what I was toying around with was the idea that maybe you've actually only been dating him super casually (meaning... the public doesn't know about you) for the past couple years because... you both like each other A LOT but sorta go into it assuming that he's never gonna want to settle down since he hasn't for so long?

But finally, being with you (and I could talk about this forever but like, being the first person he's dated and really LIKED this much) and seeing all his nieces and nephews grow up has finally made him realize that maybe it's something he wants, too? And especially now that work is slowing down for him, as well.

So... it becomes this whole ass thing when your older, long-term bachelor boyfriend asks for a kid and to get married at the exact same time LMFAOOO🤠🤠🤠

(It's weird but ofc, you go with it because like, he's super honest and genuine about it AND you're not getting any younger either, right? Plus, he would be a pretty good dad now that he's got things all worked out, you think.)

...But I actually think you don't get too much shit from the media about your age gap, mostly because you're not that young, and because... people are genuinely more surprised about the relationship in general.

(The magazines are like, 'DYNAMIGHT MARRIED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS????????????????????????)

Same with his parents too, though... since you're not in your 20s and they REALLY, truly thought they'd never get a grandchild... they don't give a crap LOL and are just happy you're with him.

(Even if they didn't agree, his parents know him and the fact that he'd just make some public speech about how he's gonna do what he wants LOOOL regardless of what anyone thinks.)

But, yeah. Then he's 45 ish with his first baby. It's cute!!!!!!!!

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As for horniness......... I feel like he'd be offended you even asked that. He's older not OUT OF SHAPE and IMPOTENT. Of course he's horny!!!

...just maybe... things have slowed down a tiny bit and he's not in it to prove anything or break any backs so much as he is just to take it easy and make you both feel good <333

Soft, slow sex... though he's always had a bit of that in him... nothing that makes him Hurt in the morning, at least adlfjads!!!

[taegyuun]

random headcannons with riki <3

genre: whatever comes to my mind about the one and only nishimura riki :D

warnings: swearing

note: i wrote this during my french and religious studies class so if parts of it doesn’t make sense it’s bc i had to listen to french and something about christianity and jesus LMAOO - i am also aware that this may seem similar to @emgene post that was not my intention i think we just had similar ideas

hes on his phone 24/7 like a true gen z but he NEVER replies to texts

probably leaves you on seen most of the time

i think the only time he replies to your texts is simply bc he wants smth or hes stuck somewhere

“riki i’m off shopping and then going to a café want to come?” - you 3 weeks ago

“alright” - riki today.

it’s a pain but well what can you do

sometimes you will literally call him bc he still hasn’t answered your text and he’s like “what” AND YOURE JUST STOOD AT HIS DOOR LIKE “NISHIMURA. ANSWER MY DAMN TEXTS” so he ends the call and replies with “ok”

as annoying as it is with him not replying

i feel like hes really really good on the phone?

like he always keeps the conversation going and he’s super sweet to talk to

me thinks niki hates texting but loves being on the phone with you

when you two go shopping together it’s so cute plssss

omg i have this specific imagine in mind where you’re like pushing the shopping cart and hes got his hands in his coat pockets while standing near you

and you’re like looking at the products and he just follows your lead bc babi confused

STOP THATSKAIFOAOROW IM GONNA EXPLODE

whenever you’re doing smth he will sneak up behind you and scare you

it’s his entertainment

randomly appears in your house out of nowhere

you go for days not seeing him and then he just waltzes into your room like it’s nothing

casually says “hey” before laying down on your bed and going back to his phone

at first you were like “what the fuck is going on and how did you get in” and he’d just be like “door”

after a while you got used to it and never get surprised when you hear your door opening

when you’re alone hes pretty clingy

idk he just loves you a lot ok

and he doesn’t get to see you that often bc of his super super busy schedule so whenever you’re alone he just melts and clings to you

that’s probably why he storms into your room and house at random times

your parents are completely fine with it tbh

he has them wrapped around his finger LOOOOOL

but when you’re with other people... he acts like he hates you

nah i’m kidding

hes exactly the same just not as cuddly bc he doesn’t feel like getting teased bc teasing the members is his job not the other way round >:(

if you’re laying down on your bed he probably crawls onto the bed before just falling down on top of you

why? you may be asking?

well

idk tbh

he probably just does it bc he likes annoying you but he’s also close to you at the same time

hes a clingy sleeper everyone knows that

when he sleeps with you hes just gonna CLING to you for dear life

if you do need to get out somehow just tickle him or violently push him off idk you decide which one sounds better

even in his sleep he’ll let go LOL

but it’ll probably wake him up and when he sees that you’re getting out of bed and leaving him he’ll whine and bc he’s still half asleep he’ll probably be whining in japanese stop that’s so CUTE and just try and bring you back down to bed :(((

he’ll probably force you to lay back down and then just wrap his arms super tightly around you and bury his face in your neck and kiss your neck softly like i said in my niki as bf bc he loves you oh so much :(

teaches you japanese if you don’t know the language and you teach him yours !!

definitely teaches you the swear words first or like really rude things and tell you they mean shit like “i like flowers” LMFAOO

jay will be just standing there like 👁👄👁 but doesn’t say anything bc he likes seeing both of you so happy and he doesn’t want to ruin rikis fun :(

tickles you

he’ll come up behind you and back hug you and while he’s got his arms around you he just TICKLES AWWW THATS SO CUTE

loves seeing you smile and laugh

it’s his goal in life to see you smiling

and the fact that hes the reason behind it??? oh my god he can’t help but smile super wide himself

definitely teaches you how to dance

if you didn’t already know how to hes gonna make sure that by the end of the month you know how to move like a dancer

if you ARE a dancer he’ll teach you the hardest dances he can possibly think of LOOOL

omg yall dancing would be so cute stop

will laugh at you if you have 2 left feet ofc theres no denying that

but will also be a great teacher

the members are your guys’ no. 1 supporters

they love your relationship so much

it makes them super happy to see their youngest so so happy bc of a single person

they can see when hes more upset bc you’re not there and it breaks their heart

so they always try their hardest to get you to be there and vice versa

you’re always at dance practices

and yes he does try just that bit harder to make his dances look even better bc he wants you to be impressed by him

and no matter the dance you’re always in awe bc how does someone move like that

he likes being praised by you

it makes him warm inside

so pls praise him a lot

not too much tho bc it’ll get to his head LMFAO

one this that he will love doing that he finds really cute and domestic is doing homework together

he did say he missed going to school and having a normal school life so if you let him do your homework with you he’ll love you forever

he lays his head on your lap and doesn’t even realise he’s doing it

you’re just on your phone and he lays down and gets comfy

he only realises what he did when you start playing with his hair or when you move his head so you can get up or whatever

but once you sit back down you make sure to but his head back into your lap bc BABY

definitely turns red and hides his face in your tummy :(( or if he’s feeling cool then he’ll pretend like he’s not bothered and if you ask him why he’s blushing he’ll be like “blushing??? pffftttt! me?? never!” and jjst goes back to his phone but you know better

anyway i might add more to this when i get more ideas it’s just for the things that i imagine him doing but i don’t have enough ideas to make full scenarios out of them !

[intothewickedwood]

Once Upon A Time In Wonderland Rewatch: 1x02 Trust Me

I’m back! I couldn’t write a recap last week because of Easter weekend but it was a great one! Had an awesome time watching my favourite movies. Can’t wait ‘til Christmas xD!

Leave that poor dude alone!  

I don’t know why he didn’t wish to never be harmed.

So Agrabah and Wonderland are as far from each other as the earth and sun? How does Jafar keep hopping from one place to the other? Can his carpet cross realms?

Will: “And a new outfit. How’d you get that?” Alice: “The clothes horse came by.” Will: “Of course it did.” I love that in wonderland so many things are literal. I imagine the clothes horse to be like the colour-changing horse in the Wizard of Oz. Also, no need for plot holes when you can fill them in with something bizarre from Wonderland.  

Will: “Is there any chance of a coffee horse coming by?” loool!  

Alice: “In the Mimsy Meadows, under the Towering Tumtum Tree”. It’s a place where nobody goes.” Will: “With a name like that why would they, unless they were a care bear.” God, I love this show!

Look! It’s Marcus Tremaine tehehehe. His life as a tweedle before becoming a father.

But did she take Wonderland? What about the Queen of Hearts? Do they rule over half of Wonderland each? I’m surprised the QoH would share her crown but then and again she seems to see Ana as a temporary replacement daughter.

I wonder what’s so special about the bottles that they can change the laws of magic. They presumably came from the creepy-ass woman from the well, so theoretically she or the water from her well could break the laws of magic? I mean it can bring people back from the brink of death but not without a price.  

Holy crap! Jafar’s so ruthless! Just turned all those poor people to dust with a flick of his hand!  

Now he’s casually gripping the Red Queen by the throat. She’s scared sh*tless of him. Me too, Ana. Me too.

Will: “You may want to lower your voice, the walls in this place have ears, literally.” It’s creative world building like this that really engages me. I just think the ideas are so clever and they make Wonderland a place I would like to explore, despite its many dangers. I wish they’d done more like this with Oz, as well.

Imagine if Cyrus had moved on. I’m not sure Alice would be able to handle it. She’d probably check herself back inti the asylum.

Will: “I was doing other things.” Alice: “Like what?” Will: “Like being afraid of water, Alice.” Poor will. We know why he’s scared of water and it’s pretty heart wrenching but I won’t spoil, just in case.

I haven’t gone swimming in years. I really miss it, but I don’t miss fighting with my afro after it gets wet.  

Alice: “We’ll have to wait for the fairy.” Hehe, like a ferry but magical! Forever thoroughly entertained by these puns.  

I wonder if Blue offers fairy transport services. She would drop everyone in the sea on purpose and be like “oops!” lbr.  

What did Will do that was so bad last time he was in Wonderland?

Wee! That looks fun! Are they using pixie dust to fly? I think that’s only in Neverland so it must be regular fairy dust.

Genies and silver don’t mix. Ha. I never realised that before. Usually, it’s werewolves that are basically allergic to silver but maybe that’s a thing with genies too. I can’t remember if Cyrus comes into contact with silver other than the cage.

No spoilers but I do wonder why the other prisoner is so nice to Cyrus, given what we learn of his past.

What if your wishes go missing? They’re so small and seem easy to misplace.

Oh, the White Rabbits apologising for leading her there in the first place. She said she followed him, but given the final scene of this show, I wouldn’t be so sure that he didn’t intend for her to follow. He’s pretty shady but I have to wonder, if that was his intention, then why did he want her to follow? Did he just see a lonely little girl who needed friends, or did he hope she would one day help change Wonderland for the better?

Cyrus’ hair is so nice. He’s just so handsome and I die.

I like the way wishes work in this show. You have to be very specific and even then, they can be disastrous. Not sure I’d use my wishes, but I would like to help free the genie.

Alice and Cyrus are so damn cute.

That fairy straight up tried to murder Will. I gather they dated but what did he do that was so bad?!

I know Alice and Cyrus love adventure but damn they’d be so much safer in the Victorian England realm. Her wishes presumably wouldn’t work there, so they wouldn’t have to worry about her wishes running out and him being subjected to a new master. And her father would know that at least Cyrus was real. But then I remember they travelled through the realms, including somewhere that fit the description of Neverland, so perhaps that was there attempt to escape Wonderland’s dangers. I’m not sure how they managed to leave Neverland with Pan in charge. I would have loved to have seen that.

Cyrus slayed a dragon. Who’d have funk? I’m understanding so much more of this with subtitles. There’s a lot I couldn’t hear before, so I’m excited to learn more about this show.

Awesome! Origami that actually smells like what it represents! And it turned red, wicked!

I’m so glad Alice found Cyrus. I’m not saying her father didn’t love her, but he certainly didn’t show it. She needed someone to love her, and she couldn’t have found someone who’d love her more. It’s beautiful.

Anastasia: “I have needs…I need proof that you can satisfy them.” Umm. Perhaps this relationship was more sexual than I remember. Or maybe they’re just like that. And now he’s stroking her neck. What the hell is going on with these two?!

She really shouldn’t play games with Jafar. It’s too dangerous.

Oh snap! The rock surface moved!  

Omg! No need to stab the poor turtle in the neck. She can be so unnecessarily vicious lol.

Apparently, it understands English. She could have just asked it nicely. And m, I’m just realising that it’s a mock turtle because it imitates being an island!

It’s moving so slowly. They’re gonna take forever to get there.

Alice and Cyrus, man. I love them. They’ve got an almost Snowing-type charm about them.  

What did Will do to the Caterpillar?

Ooh, pretty beach. God, I miss the beach.  

Alice: “You are everything I have ever wished for, Cyrus.” It’s such a tragic situation. Why can’t they just be together, damnit!

Oh! That’s so clever! Alice told everyone where she was going, so that news of where the bottle might be would reach those seeking it. But it was never there! That’s genius!

A dandelion! Like an actual lion made of hedge and dandelions.

This show makes me feel so good.

Uh oh. Someone’s taken the bottle!

Anastasia: “Remind me to teach you the value of keeping pretty things around (turns to Cyrus). Well, mmm. There’s one.” Me too, Ana. Me too.

Ana is playing such a dangerous game with Jafar here. He will not hesitate to murder your ass, girl!

Will: “Because once somebody truly loves you, they can never move on.” I’m not sure that’s entirely healthy. But it’s a fairy tale show, so it’s to be expected.

Ah yeah, it all comes back to her upbringing with Alice. She has an extreme fear of abandonment, which stems from her father’s emotional and physical abandonment of her. She had no one else and he just pushed her away and let her go. Without Cyrus she feels she has no one. She has Will but they’re not ready to admit that to each other just yet and she has a one-track mind.

Wonderland is so beautiful at night.

[thirstybtsthoughts]

dreaming has been rare for me lately but Every time I dream of one of the guys I wake up to either one of them posting but not the one I dream of it’s always like this lol . So around 4 in the morning I wake up to go to the bathroom plus eating a half of brownie too before I went to bed my fat ass 😭🙄 anyways it’s said that chocolate can lead to keeping you up Bc of the caffeine it has or you can have dreams good or bad I stayed up for about another good hour then I finally K.O and had a dream about JImin and let me tell Youuuuu he was soooo fine girl !!. I was like at this party but it casual a good amount of people it was like a roof top so I’m sitting and talking and I noticed it’s this female that’s trying to get my attention and kept touching me I’m giving a fake smile because she started to make me uncomfortable but yet I’m trying not to sweat it to much clearly she’s feelin me but I didn’t look at her that way. So I’m mumbling to myself where the hell are my best friends and who the hell I came with, so to avoid her I got up to go to the bathroom she sees me get up and holds her arm out so that we can link arms and I’m just like …😬😬 but she kept persisting I then link arms with her like fuck it Bc she’s gonna follow me anyway for some reason it was so hard to tell her I’m not interested , so we both walk down a hallway making it halfway to the restroom then from the other side walks in Jimin coming out of nowhere I froze in my tracks and the mysterious female stopped along side me and I break from her and Jimin just smiled his Charming Ass !! 😍😍😍 he look like dynamite Jimin the brown/ dirty blonde golden like hair nice slightly tan like skin he was glowing i didn’t even remember what I had on but I definitely remember what he on he wore black skinny jeans with a white V neck Sweater he looked sooo mf Fine!! I couldn’t help but smile so I motion him with my hand to come with me to the bathroom no hesitation he follows behind and I grabbed his hand …the women that was along side me she looked so annoyed by Jimin presence but he paid shortie no mind I feel bad but that was funny asf Bc he was acting like she wasn’t there. We then walk into the Public restroom and I immediately wrapped my arms around his neck I was Swooning over him sooo much like I was in love I ran my fingers through the back of his head not too much Bc I didn’t want to mess up his hair it was styled into a side part ugh my favorite look Bc he’s showing forehead ☺️☺️☺️☺️ while he’s looking down at me with a smirk next thing you know we just started kissing with me making the first move in his eyes it read “I dare you” he was drawing so much attention to his lips then I kiss him some more and finally hearing him speak breaking away he says “wasn’t you going to use the bathroom ?” And tbh it was just to get away from the girl and I’m trying to signal about the chick and he catches on quickly and replies “use the bathroom first and let’s go home baby “ HOOOMEEE?! 🦋🦋🦋I felt every emotion…every touch from his hands running down my lower back even had on my ass from time to time as he spoke to me there wasn’t a scent but I knew for a fact he smelled so delectable that dream gave me butterflies she got the hint Bc she leaves the bathroom she looked really upset I had no idea who she was but something was very off about her I guess she thought that’s what Jimin and I did in that bathroom she was planning on doing to me But Tuh no sis park Jimin to the rescue !! Then I wake up the the sound of my alarm to wake up for work ..😩 that dream wasn’t even over I can tell it wasn’t omg ! But I’m satisfied Bc I finally had a dream in god knows how long and it was a good one Bc I got to taste his lips , Now that I’m up I check to see that YOONGI POSTED it’s always goes this way when I’m dreaming of yoongi sometimes Jimin will make a post on twt now I dreamt of Jimin and yoongi post they are my biases too what a lovely morning to start the day off 😭 -⚡️

And it’s interesting how the other night I seen this cute guy and he gives me his number peep how I have a dream about one of my biases it’s like bts subconsciously magically wants army to themselves let meeee liiiiiiveee (all jokes here btw)😂😂😂🙄 they already made my standards high which there is nothing wrong with that ! But daaaamn If I’ll never know y’all ever or meet y’all chances are very slim here at least let me get some Dick and fall in love with someone else LOL -⚡️

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Nice dream! You’ve got me daydreaming about Jimin’s lips now 😍🥴. Loool at the different member posting thing 😅. Also yasss you got a cute guys number woohoo, hope it leads to something nice 😊🙏🏽

[lunebinnie]

(1/11)Oh my gosh yesss I'm glad that you like long messages too because I talk way too much 😂 (And yeah about my friend and just hanging out w/ her more that's exactly what I was thinking 😂) It's actually kind of funny bc just yesterday I was hanging out at her house and her younger brother needed to go to Walmart and I was like 'I've been meaning to go to Walmart, I'll take you' and ofc since I have a bluetooth radio adapter the whole drive I had my Spotify going with some quality k-bops, lol

2)And as we were driving I noticed him kind of jamming and I was like 'Oh my god Mickey do you actually like this???' And he was Like 'yeah, these are some good bops 👍' I was shooketh. I had to go home before I had the chance to show him any music videos but he says he's open to watching some with me next time I see him. One way or another I'm going to turn someone in my social circle into a kpop fan you mark my words ☝ and then maybe we can team up and try to work on his sister some more 😂

3)I only started first getting into kpop last June so I'm still very new, but it's definitely super frustrating how so many ppl act like it's an inherently bad or cringey genre of music just bc it's kpop! The stigma is ridiculous! I also started out with BTS (lol) and since they're pretty popular in the US at least I was able to be like 'See, this isn't just a niche thing, lots of people know abt and like this group' but of course my dad still says 'Just cause it's popular doesn't make it good'

4)And I'm like? You're a band teacher, you of all people should understand that music doesn't have to be in your native language (or even have lyrics) in order for you to enjoy it, but go off I guess... It's the same with one of my college friends. They make fun of me for liking kpop but this is coming from some who still treats March 22nd (the day My Chemical Romance broke up) as a day of mourning. Like, no tea no shade no pink lemonade, MCR was a good band nothing wrong with liking them.

5)But like if you're 22 and you still haven't grown out of your emo phase do you really have room to pick on other people for their music taste?  🤷 Anyway that's the person who follows my main that I didn't want to know I had a kpop sb. I think I made it around July. Tbh it was pretty dead for most of 2018. But like I said I've started using it way more since I recently revealed that it exists, lol. Especially since that good good Astro cb 👏💗😩 But honestly Astro is such a blessing

6)Idk how I lived so long w/o them. When I first got into kpop I was planning on just sticking to BTS since the reaction to me being into kpop was so volatile. I was like 'I'm only into one group, ppl already are negative about me liking kpop so I'm just gonna stick to this and not become a full on multifandom fan' and then in Nov I accidentally let myself fall in love with Monsta X and that plan was foiled. And realizing I wasn't gonna be able to stick to just one anymore opened the floodgates

7)And I was like okay in that case, let's just start getting into *all groups* Lol. My story of getting into Astro was actually bc of my best friend's roommate (can you tell I have like one friend and my whole social circle kinda revolves around her? Lol) so this roommate when she heard me being sad about having no kpop friends was like 'oh hey, I'm kinda into kpop' and it turns out she didn't like very many groups and was one of the ppl who blah blah BTS is overrated, which ya know isn't ideal8)But I was just really desperate to have someone to talk about kpop with. And Astro was her favorite so I was like, okay I'll get into them so that I have something to talk about with her! So I started watching some videos and I fell in love with them pretty much instantly! And I was real excited bc #1 now I can talk about kpop with someone! And #2 this group is actually amazing? Bonus! ... And then they got in a big fight about their living conditions and the roommate ended up moving out RIP

9)So that didn't work out, lol (Your story about finding them during that internship sounds amazing though! Haha) But yeah, so this is my first cb too! And although I love them w/ my whole heart and would have loved to have them in my life even sooner what an amazing cb to be your first! The concept was wonderful, the album was excellent, the visuals were to *die* for. They worked so hard and I'm so proud of them and I'm so happy we got to see their work come to fruition and get them a win 🤧🤧

10)The dance practices though? You're so right omg 💗 Me and my Rocky bias *fully* understand 😂 All of them are such good dancers?? I never fail to be impressed. Of course you know who I always end up watching tho 👀 lol (̶i̶f̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶l̶f̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶R̶o̶c̶k̶y̶'̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶o̶t̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶y̶e̶s̶.̶.̶.̶)̶ ̶ I also love how at the end they always pause all dramatic for a minute and then start screaming 😂

11)It's like? Amazing talent *and* dorky personalities? What more could you ask for? Lol. In regard to your last question though Unfortunately I also won't be able to see them 😔 I live in the smack middle of the US and since they're only going to coasts all of the venues are way too far away to get to. Esp since it's the school year and I can't skip class to drive cross country for a concert much as I'd like to (Holy lord I talked over twice as much?? Why am I like this?) Talk again soon! -ASA

Okay SO I’m very sorry I haven’t had the time to answer everything until now bc I’ve been busy studying for midterms and also I was a lil trashy today since my uni closed bc of freezing rain so I slept in but I’m glad that FINALLY everything got sent like damn tumblr you really don’t want us making friends huh. 

Yessssss I love the feeling of seeing someone else also get into the same interests! I’ve been pretty lucky in the sense that I grew up around mostly other asian americans, so kpop was never something that was considered super “weird,” like some people were into it and some weren’t but even if you weren’t you still would’ve been familiar with the more popular groups from when you were younger. Even now, I have a bunch of friends also into kpop (one of them is even my roommate) so tbh I was definitely the one in my friend group late to the party aha. Even my university hosts kpop nights at our bar and I’m pretty sure we have a kpop dance team as well? So tbh if I met someone new there’s probably like a 50% chance they’re into kpop or at least listen casually. 

Tbh I used to be a little bit judgy too but moreso because of the obscene amount of money I’ve seen some of my friends spend (no joke one of my friends has spent probably like $500+ on Loona stuff in the past month and a half and another friend bought like 5 copies of the same album for herself like damn idk how do you have that much money).

I also really don’t like it when people bash other people’s music tastes, since I feel like it’s something so personal? Idk but for a long time I used to be really self conscious about sharing my music with other people and even now I feel like that sometimes. For me after getting into BTS I kind of expected to get really into other groups since I was in Korea anyway and I was already listening to a lot of other artists casually. For me it started with NU’EST (fell for them immediately at the same concert that I saw Astro at) and then after was Astro, and then I just started slowly getting into other groups after that (even though I haven’t totally been able to get into Got7′s music they’re SO funny and I just kinda fell for their personalities  you know). 

I honestly think that they did such a wonderful job with this comeback too! I like seeing their concept evolve and mature but they’re not straying too far from their original cute concept so I feel like it’s a nice middle ground that’s very unique to them, you feel? Also I feel like the visuals especially and the execution of the whole plant concept was just done so well?? Even my friend who’s not in kpop was like “k idk who they are but that was the prettiest music video I’ve ever seen”. What are your favourite eras and songs? For me I’d have to say either the Spring Up or Baby era BUT right now my favourite song is probably Again/Should’ve Held On though tbh my mood and my tastes change like every few weeks loool. 

I have no idea why I tend to be most attracted to the dances rather than vocals or rap (maybe has to do with the fact that it’s something I’ve always wished I could do but have always been bad at lmao). But Astro’s stood out to me for the exact same reason! I just thought it was so funny seeing them all break character at the end because you really get to see how hard their choreos are and you get a glimpse of their personalities like damn, how can you not stan these dummies?

That’s really unfortunate that you won’t get to see them either :/ They’re also coming to the closest city to me but it’s on a Tuesday, but I *hypothetically* looked up flight prices and tried to see if I could get away with just missing a day of classes if I flew back in the middle of the night since I have some friends who did the same thing and drove down to Buffalo but I seem to have underestimated the size of New York State LMAO. But apparently my university’s too far from the airport so it’s “not realistic” (and also I’m hella broke from travelling to Taiwan and Japan while I was in Korea but that’s a minor issue ig). I hope we do both get a chance to see them live though! Who knows, after the success of this comeback I’m expecting a lot more cbs and world tours out of them ;)

[jaebumsjaebuns]

RM (BTS) - Arrangment

RM (Kim Namjoon) - BTS Friends with Benefits AU

Word Count// 1774 

Summary// You and Namjoon make an arrangement ;)) 

Genre// Smuuuuuuuuuut

Note// LOOOL, I was supposed to write a smut for Suga, but our leader distracted me...

“You look so beautiful,” Namjoon whispers against the skin of your thigh, ghosting his lips over your entrance. Your eyes flutter closed at his teasing, and you begin to wonder how exactly you ended up in this situation. This perfect situation with Namjoon nestled in between your legs.

You sit on your couch in the living room of your apartment with Namjoon beside you, wrapped up in casual conversation with one another.

“Ugh,” you groan, “honestly Namjoon, I’ve been so deprived recently that I think it’s just time I downloaded one of those hookup apps again.”

Namjoon laughs softly as you throw your head back against the couch in defeat. “What?” he chuckles, “Where did this come from all of a sudden?”

You shrug, and reply that it’s just been so long since you’ve gotten any, so you feel that it’s about time for you to hit up the dating apps. He asks why you would want to hook up with a stranger and rick being catfished, or catching something, or just having a bad hookup.

You shrug again.

“I don’t know,” you tease, “the thrill is sexy.”

“As long as you’re safe and having fun,” he sighs, “just remember what happened the last time you went on a hookup spree.”

You scoff at his response, remembering the bad experiences from last time, and lean back against the arm of the couch, your arms folded across your chest.

“Okay mister,” you huff, “when’s the last time you slept with anyone?”

Namjoon pauses for a moment in thought before he replies, his tone even and casual, “Hmmm, probably two months ago? Three months almost? Whenever our last concert in Japan was…”

He trails off for a moment, “How I do love Japan.”

“Namjoon, that was almost a six months ago!” You’re shocked, “Do you not feel deprived in the slightest?”

Namjoon laughs at your sudden piqued interest, and leans against the opposite armrest of the couch across from you and lifts his legs onto the couch to tangle with yours.

“Sometimes, yeah,” he admits, “most of the time I’m just so busy that I don’t even notice.”

You hum in understanding, nodding your head as you make sense of his reasoning. A thought springs to your mind as you lean forward and closer to him.

“Have you ever had a friends-with-benefits relationship before?” you ask, and Namjoon shakes his head. You, slightly tipsy and deprived from sexual release, raise your eyebrows suggestively.

“What if I proposed…”

“Yes?” Namjoon hums, anticipatingly knowing where this conversation is going.

“An arrangement.” you say, “We don’t have to keep thing as they are, you know.”

“As they are?” Namjoon questions.

“Platonic,” you say, “we try it out, and if it isn’t what we want then we move on, but if it does, then we change it up and you know… help each other out.”

You feel your ears and the back of your neck heat as you wait for his response.

“So we use each other for sex, but we’re just friends?” Namjoon slowly says.

“Yeah,” you say.

A moment of silence.

“Alright, I’m down.”

He reached over and tangled his fingers into the strands of your hair, leaning in to press his lips softly against yours.

“Take this off,” he nodded at your shirt.

You smiled then did as he instructed, removing your clothing, leaving your chest completely bare. He leaned over the couch, bent to kiss you and caress your chest, his thumb rubbing your nipples to hardened beads.

You moaned, breaking the kiss, “more.”

Namjoon smirked, as he fumbled with the top of your jeans, slipping them and your underwear down your body. You raise your hips to help him remove your clothing the rest of the way down your legs.

“Lay down,” he said, and you moved yourself back to the couch, laying yourself in the space beside where he sat, your knees bent to hide yourself from his gaze.

His eyes drank in the sight of your naked body. Every curve, every line, he breathed deeply.

“Damn,” he hummed.

“Stop staring,” you laughed, suddenly feeling nervous, you nudged his knee gently with your foot.

Namjoon moved to hover over you, tracing the tips of his fingers over the curve of your stomach. You shuddered, his touch leaving goosebumps over your skin.

“Hey,” you call his attention. His gaze met your own, “it’s not very fair that I’m laying here naked while you’re fully clothed. Take your shirt off.”

He shrugged, moving back to pull his shirt up over his head. Your eyes followed the faint line of his happy trail down to the strained tent of his pants. You ran your tongue over your dried lips.

“Enjoying the view?” he joked, you nodded.

He reached down, placing his hands on either knee, spreading them further to make room for himself between your thighs. His cock twitched at the sight of you spread open for him, waiting for him, inviting him in.

He paused for a moment, his eyes focused on the sweet space of your core.

He lowered his head, his lips so close to where you wanted him that you were tempted to reach down and shove your hand into his hair.

You fought back the urge as he ran his finger through your folds. Your eyes screwed shut and a gasp left your lips as he gathered your arousal on the tip of his finger.

“God,” Namjoon breathed, “you’re already wet for me.”

He pressed his fingers against your entrance.

“Wait,” you stopped him.

“No?” It took everything in him to not slip his fingers inside. You were burning up, your pulse throbbing beneath his fingertips.

“You look so beautiful,” Namjoon whispers against the skin of your thigh, ghosting his lips over your entrance. Your eyes flutter closed at his teasing, and you begin to wonder how exactly you ended up in this situation. This perfect situation with Namjoon nestled in between your legs.

You wanted him.

“Are you sure you want to do this?” you ask, and Namjoon smiles darkly, tapping the bud at the top of your folds.

“I’m sure,” he says, “do you want me to continue?”

“Yes,” you gasp, “oh god yes.”

He nuzzled the apex of your thighs, breathing in the scent of your arousal. The fact that you were this ready for him made his blood boil. He undid the zipper of his jeans, hoping to relieve some of the pressure of his arousal.

“Namjoon…” you sighed, parting your legs farther as a signal for him to continue.

He hesitated, taking in the sight of your dripping need, before lowering his mouth to your core. He took his time, kissing with long strokes of his tongue, memorizing the taste and feel of you squirming underneath him.

“I need you inside me,” you breathed, lacing your fingers through his hair.

Namjoon parted from you with a long final lick up your folds, flicking the tip of his tongue against your clit. He lifted his head and his gaze met your own. You sat up, your fingers finding the band of his boxers, and he didn’t argue as you slipped the fabric over his hips. He got up, kicking the rest of his clothes off of his body.

He stood in front of you, free of the confines of his clothing, you stared, taking in the sight of him bare in front of you.

He leaned down and kissed you, your tongue fighting with his. You pulled back, tasting yourself on his lips, your pupils blown wide with lust.

You stood, taking his hand as you led him back to your bedroom.

The two of you rushed to lay on your bed, “now, let’s continue.”

You flipped him over, straddling his hips as you fished out a condom from your bedside table. You stroked him, pumping him to full hardness before rolling the latex onto his stiff arousal.

He let his head roll back into the pillows as you prepped him. When you were done, you kissed him, long and hard, guiding him to your entrance.

He held back a groan as you lowered your hips, bottoming out. You paused for a few moments, breathing deeply as you got used to the stretch of Namjoon against your walls.

“Move,” he grunted, the tightness of your heat sucking him in. He grit his teeth.

Slowly, you raise your hips, then lower them equally as fast, watching as his face contorted in pleasure. You moved your hips in a steady rhythm, but it wasn’t enough for him.

He grabbed your hips, lifting and lowering you quickly as he thrust his own hips to meet yours.

You cried out, doubling over at the intensity of his thrusts. Your hands fell to his chest as you tried to steady yourself.

“Namjoon,” you call, “Namjoon! Wait a second.”

He stopped, releasing his grip on you.

“What’s wrong?”

“Switch places with me.”

It was as if a switch flipped.

He pulled out of you swiftly, moving to lay you under him.

Any control he’d maintained up to that point left him as he entered you. Your heat surrounded him, wrapping him so tightly that it took his breath away.

He thrust into you, his thoughts clouded over in a haze of lust and passion. Tension coiled in the pit of his stomach. His pace increased.

You convulsed around him, lifting your hips in an attempt to feel him deeper. Your arms wrapped around his neck, pulling his head against your shoulder.

His movements became more frantic as you both neared your ends. You came with a groan, your orgasm gripping him like a vice as he continued his thrusts.

You let go of his neck, opting to dig your nails into the skin of his shoulders as he began to push you to the point of overstimulation.

With what little strength you had left, you clenched around him, encouraging his release.

The tight heat of you engulfing him dent him over the edge, and with a final thrust he stilled inside of you.

He breathed deeply to calm himself before pulling out and rolling over.

You both lay in the haze of your lust for a few minutes before you spoke, breaking the silence.

“Holy shit. Why didn’t we think of this earlier?’

The sound of Namjoon’s laughter bubbled up from beside you.

“I agree, this was a pretty good idea.”

“Glad you think so.”

A beat.

“So, do we have an arrangement?” you ask, rolling over onto your side to face him.

He turned to face you.

“Yeah, sounds good to me.”

First smut post, hope you enjoyed. As a side note, why tf does Namjoon have so many names, and which one is the correct one...

[sonatanotwo]

*BLUE SCREEN OF DEAAAATH*

An error has occurred. Please stand by while Virgil-mun reboots.

EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE 00:32 ATTACKED.

........WELL SHIT.

I mean. I think the more I let this soak in... I’m kinda okay with it??? In a I LOVED MY HEADCANONS SO MUCH BUT. Like. I could go either way in TOS. But it DID kinda feel like things were pointed differently in TAG??? X__x

But.

WHELP.

GUESS I GOT SOME HEADCANONS TO UH... TWEAK. 

So many headcanons...  and fic plans…  and so much artwork...

Rest in pieces. 

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lol I just. Oh man.

No single episode has ever thrown our world quite so upside down, much less ONE WORD. XD

BUT LIKE. I’ve been thinking as it’s been soaking in... standing back with a bit more objectivity...

I think the writing was KINDA on the wall? ^.^a

The way Scott and Virgil interact certainly pointed this way? Like. Bro pointed out Slingshot. John came down... and Scott and Virgil are both reassuring him. He’s very insecure there and Scott and Virgil very much take the role of two big bros. And there really is... just a vibe between them when they tease and jib each other and talk on missions. It’s hard to quite explain but. Yeah. And then just... Recharge. Recharge. All of it. I’m sure there’s other things, I’m just pulling these off top of my head. lol but yeah. We really can't say signs haven't been there, ya know? XD

And another thing that is easy to forget... many of the TAG! creative team were fans of the original. I think a lot of many casual fans (in that they didn’t have all the annuals and what not XD) I think did generally assume Virgil was second. Heck, if I’d only rewatched TOS and then TAG! without falling into wikis and fan fic, I’d probably have assumed Virgil was second too. lol :) And also... like.. 40? ish? years publications and stuff did put Virg 2nd. A lot of fans would have seen that long before Carlton and Bentley’s book changed everything in 2000 on. So. The possibility was always very strongly there this is how they’d go.

BUT. On the other hand, to be fair, there have certainly been mixed signals. The way Virgil and Gordon interact very much does feel like it was Virgil->Gordon. And in Breakdown a lot of the way Virgil and John bounced off each other did have a vibe to it...  especially asking about ‘the big book of rescues’. Virgil being more experienced, you’d think he’d know before John. And just. In animation TALL to SMALL tends to reflect ages. XDDD Animation likes to be really that ridiculously obvious, because they think the visual cues are things kids need. lol

So it was entirely fair we went down this path. It was a nice path and things fit together well. I adored my headcanons. ;A;  ...But. Perhaps we overlooked the more obvious a bit?? =Oa lol XD

This is going to take awhile to process and rework headcanons, gosh. XD Like. Trying to parse and it’s just...my brain... so bluescreened. XD Where to START. lolol I’ve been rping Virg over 2 years now? XD lol I mean, I could totally choose to ignore this, but... I always try to adhere to canon. I've always known there could be a risk John or Virgil would one day say something like this. XD I DID know. SO... I can’t really say I’m actually surprised.

LIKE, JUST, WOW, DID NOT EXPECT THAT TODAY. LOOOL

AT LEAST, I THINK this should lock everyone in order wise? Cause oh gosh, rewatching one of the interviews with David and Rasmus, David specifically says “both Alan and Gordon--even though they’re the youngest and sort of the jokers of the pack” and then Ras does vague mention ‘the two oldest’ (which I realize I do recall sorta wondering...Oldest? Scott and WHO?) then moment later does speak about Scott (having the weight of the world) and… Virgil being normally relaxed (and David speaks up all, but he’s the emotional caretaker.) ..Scott and Virgil. Oh gosh, it seems so obvious now. HAHA OOPS. XD 

ANYHOO. RIGHT. SO.

How about the other 21:28 of the episode.... XDDD (I really thought this entire post would be just entirely OMG, GRANDMA AND VIRG SO ADORBS. LOLOLOLOL)

BUT YEAH. SO. ....STILL, OMG, GRANDMA AND VIRG SO ADORBS!!!1!!! Gosh, Virgil loves his Grandma, especially to take her shopping, I guess. XDDD He’s so patient with her. XD

DICE. lolol They didn’t seem very Virg to me, but then Bro found info that apparently pilots would hang dice for good luck? especially showing the number 7? One point I think 5 and 2 are upwards. And like when Grandma baps them, they show 4 2 and 1 XDDD I GUESS HE NEEDED LUCK FOR GRANDMA SHOPPING. XDDDD Must not be too attached to em’ since gave em’ away though.

SCOTT is the one who is especially all about his hair. HAHAHAHA XDDD (Also Grandma called him SCOTTY :D)

Virgil just. GOSH. So worried about her. Like. I said it about that clip. No he’s SO not talking to Grandma to take care of TB2, it’s to TB2 to take care of his Grandma. He’s really not so worried about TB2, it’s entirely Grandma he’s worried about in this episode. Totes. :|b

GRANDMA FLEW AROUND THE WORLD. She was like. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. A;sdjoasia Met her husband and had a son. (...one son? ...oops. WELL. So much for that bit of sorta TOS semi-Canon XD That’s the extra materials for ya. lol Although... Designated Drive Parker said your father and his brothers? Though coulda been a throw-away for the joke? Hum. XD ) They liked exploring too?! (I guess that’d explain the compass…)  This doesn’t entirely nix out the Kansas setting I think, but gosh. HRM.

Grandma... has a name.

Grandma has a name, guys. (...WELL, yes, obviously she did, but wow didn’t expect to actually get TOLD it.)

And it's not Ruth. (...WELL, obviously it was never gonna be cause that was %100 fanfiction created fanon, but.)

I just. a;sidj a;sidja ;aosjida

WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT THIS EPISODE EITHER. WELL THEN.

Sally Tracy :D

Gosh what else. Lololol Grandma’s shopping list is a hoot. Even Virgil looks so like oh god this list what, when he’s reading it at the end. I also sense many creative team injokes on it. XD Oh guess know it is a snooker table now. (...why… do they need new cues? XDa Maybe a show injoke? Maybe those tiny ones break a lot? HRM XD) Lemon squeezer loooool.

I like even though cooking did come up, it was like… not oh god cooking jokes.

I just. GOSH.

There is so much to think about. I’m still kinda stuck on 00:32  muchless the rest. XD

ANYHOO.  I think I’m going to make another post to ramble in about headcanons. Got so much to now try and sort out in my brain. Cause as much as it doesn’t change everything it does still change things.

[nanalikessurveys]

Let’s Start Off With The Basics… Zzzz

1. What is the name on your birth certificate (feel free to withhold your last name for privacy reasons)? Nana Emilia

2. What day did you take your first breath? October 17th

3. What are the names of the lovely individuals that brought you into this world? I don’t want to tell you my parent’s names

Now for the fun stuff! Fashion and clothing and shopping and girly things!

1. The stereotyped image of a girl LOVES to shop. Does this hold true to you? I like shopping but i don’t think i would fit that stereotype, i don’t love it that much

2. Even if shopping isn’t your favorite.. every girl has a favorite store. What’s yours? Clothing stores? i usually buy clothes from Zara, H&M or New Yorker

3. When you shop: Do you go for when you need something specific, or do you just go to “shop?” Usually for when i need something specific

4. Which are you more likely to purchase: A $15 tube of mascara, or a $35 top? The mascara, i would not pay 35 for a top. i’d rather have expensive makeup and cheap clothes than cheap makeup and expensive clothes

5. What kind of shoes are your favorite: Heels, flats, sneakers, boots, sandals, or flip flops? Sneakers. but i love heels too, i just don’t wear them that often

6. Describe your favorite pair of shoes? My black Fila winter boots.  in summer i like wearing my black and white Adidas sneakers

7. You have $50 for underwear and bras. Do you spend it on just one set, super fancy, or buy many sets that are more simple? Many simple sets

8. Tell me about your favorite bra? I don’t have one, but i always wear sports bras

9. Which type of undies do you wear most: Thongs, bikini/breifs, bootyshorts, or granny panties? Briefs or boyshorts

10. How often do you paint your nails: Always, sometimes, or never? I haven’t in awhile since i have gel nails now

11. How many nail polishes do you have, if you were to take a guess? Uhh more than 25 i’m sure lol

12. Who is your favorite person/people to shop with? My mom or my friend

13. If I bumped into you at school, what are you likely to be wearing? I’m not in school, i don’t know what kind of clothes i would wear there now

14. What about at the grocery store? Idk, just regular clothes lol

15. Describe your style for me, using minimal words? Chill, relaxed

16. Do you have a walk in closet? Do you even have a closet it all? I have a closet but it’s not walk-in

17. Do you keep your clothes in a closet or a bureau? Closet

Down and Dirty: Questions on kissing, sex, your period, etc.

1. Tell me ALL about your first time having sex. Come on, no holding back, ladies! How was it? Virgins: How do you picture your first time? I don’t want to lol

2. Do you regret your first time (or anything about it)? Virgins: What are you waiting for, exactly? I don’t regret it, it was with the right person

3. Maybe I should have started with this.. are you a virgin? Why or why not? I’m not, because things just happened

4. How often do you have sex? Is it always with the same guy, or are you more casual with it? I’m kind-of-single, so never now haha

5. Are you on birth control? Do you use condoms? I’m not on birth control

6. Ever had a pregnancy scare? Or have you ever been pregnant for real? No

7. When did you start your period? How did you react? Who did you tell first? I was 12, i was one the toilet and wiping and there was a little bit of blood on the paper lol. i didn’t freak out or anything since it wasn’t that big amount of blood, i told my mom about it immediately

8. Tampons or pads? Why? Pads because i don’t feel comfortable wearing tampons

9. So, about your cycle: How long is it? How bad do you bleed? About 30 days or so, i don’t bleed that much, i used to tho 

10. Do you get cramps? Fatigue? Other yucky symptoms? What do you take for them? I don’t get cramps often but when i do they’re the worst

11. Have you ever had sex while on your period? If so, would you ever do it again?

I haven’t

12. Have you ever (eek!) leaked through your pants in public? Yes haha

13. When did you have your first kiss? Who was it with? I was 19 and it was with my boyfriend at the time

14. Was it magical and romantic, or awkward and embarassing? Do you cringe just thinking about it? It wasn’t really awkward, i was just pretty nervous since it was my first time doing that

Boys, boys, boys! Or girls, if that’s your preference.

1. So! Gotta man? (Or a woman?) I’m not sure now, it’s complicated loool

2. If you’re in a relationship, how long has it been? If you’re single, how long has it been since you weren’t? I’ve been single for about a year now

3. Give me some dirt on your ex (or exes)? Nah

4. Which way do you swing (boys, girls, or both)? I’m interested in both

5. Tell me ALL about your longest/most serious relationship. Are you still in that relationship? I'm not with him anymore

6. Would you like to get married one day? What about kids, are they in your cards? I don’t know about marriage, i would love to have kids someday but idk

Friends! Because without them, where would you be?

1. Who is your ALL TIME best friend (don’t count your boyfriend, either, silly!)? Not saying her name here

2. YOU’RE PREGNANT! Which friend are you going to tell first? I'd probably tell my mom first actually lol

3. Which one of your friends is most likely to go to the midnight showing of the next “Twilight series” movie? I have one friend, but i don’t think she would go lol

4. Which one of your friends have you known the longest? I've known her for almost 10 years now omg

5. Are any of your really close friends related to you? She’s not, but i would count my mom as my friend tho :)

6. Do you consider your boyfriend, if you have one, your best friend (or one of them)? I don’t have one

7. Which one of your friends knows you the absolute BEST? She does know me pretty well

8. You found out one of your friends is trying to break up you and your boyfriend. Who do you suspect it is? She wouldn’t do that

9. Which one of your friends has the best singing voice? Haha i’ve actually never heard her sing

My lip gloss be cool, my lip gloss be poppin’! (Makeup & Hygiene)

1. Do you wear lipgloss? What’s your favorite flavor? Sometimes, but they don’t have a flavor lol

2. What other kinds of makeup do you use (please list everything, even if it’s only on special occasions)? Foundation, concealer, powder, bronzer, highlighter, brow pencil, brow gel, mascara, sometimes eyeliner and some lip product lol

3. Which, out of those, do you wear on a daily basis? I don’t really wear makeup on a daily basis anymore, but when i do i use all of those i just listed above

4. Do you straighten your hair? Curl it? What’s your daily hairstyle? I used to straighten my hair in 7th and 8th grade because i hated my wavy hair. i don’t do that anymore because it kills my hair. daily i wear my hair down

5. Showers: Early bird or night owl? Ehh, i don’t have a preference

6. Blow dryers: For daily use, rare occasions, or absolutely never? Rare occasions

7. Do you wear glasses? Contacts? If you have contacts, when did you switch over, or did you have them from the start? I wear contacts. i’ve never worn glasses

8. Do you wear a sleep mask when you go to bed? No

9. How many times a day to you brush your teeth? Do you floss? Once or twice. i floss like once a week lol

10. Be 100% honest: Do you wash your hands EVERY time you go to the bathroom? I do

12. Would you rather take a shower or a bath? Shower

13. Do you shave? Or do you use another method, such as waxing or hair removal creams/sprays? I usually shave, sometimes wax but it can get messy when i do it by myself haha

14. How often do you use lip balm? Everyday

15. Do you ever watch those beauty gurus on YouTube? Sometimes

16. Do you wear eyeshadow? Do you do certain looks with it, or just swipe one color all over? Not often, i’m not that good at applying eyeshadow

17. Do you have your own bathroom? Well yes i live alone

18. What does your toothbrush look like? It’s clear and purple

19. What shade are you in foundation or concealer? I’m pretty fair

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

1. Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, tell me about it? I have one on my bed

2. Doesn’t Miley Cyrus music make you feel empowered as a girl? I don’t know about empowered but i do enjoy her new music alot

3. Do you ever pamper yourself? What do you do? I guess sometimes, like taking care of my skin etc

4. Do you ever indulge in bubble baths? Or are baths not your thing? No, i don’t have a bathtub

5. Have you ever showered with someone? Boy or girl? Were you completely naked? Nope

6. Pink and purple are “girly” colors. Which do you prefer? I like purple

[diaryofanormalkid]

😍😍☺️ YUGC crush update

Omg he complimented me again!!!

I️ did NOT see it coming at all (once again). Like okay yeah we spotted each other from a mile away and didn’t break eye contact like at all until he was done complimenting me. But like he literally just said it out of nowhere because he came over to say hi to all us who were apart of the performance today (let me remind you he's staring at me the entire time) and it was like the first thing he saw he complimented, which were my nails.

He was like “ouuu your nails, love the colour!” Or something along those lines, while still holding intense eye contact with me. I, of course said "thank you." And smiled. After, he walked off and I️ felt hella flattered but embarrassed because he did it infront of everybody. And he was so loud and extra about it, but I️ was GUSHING on the inside I️ tell you.

I️ had butterflies 🦋🦋😍😍😍

And then when we were practicing our songs to perform, he was highkey glancing at me so much (especially when the altos did their part because he could get away with it since I’m an alto and all eyes were on us anyways) and I️ caught him glancing a couple times and would smile but on the low so it looked like I️ was just smiling in general.

After we were on a rehearsal break, and he came upstairs where all the girls were chilling and came over and just put his water down on the table. He saw we were all on our phones (surprisingly, except me), so he commented something like “darn technology. Y’all are gonna get bad necks before you get old.”

We all laughed and then he kinda dispersed off into his own group with some of the other folks who were away from us.

Then later today when we were in our actual class, he saw me talking again and then stopped just to tell me “omg I️ love your top! It flares (idk if he asked that specifically, I️ honestly forgot) at the end of the sleeve?” And we all laughed and then I️ said “yes, thank you so much.” And he went on with his day.

Omg honestly I️ didn’t even need that second compliment to know, but he for sure likes me. No way is any guy gonna go out of his way to compliment your appearance, 3 times! And 2 in the same day? C’mon, he wasn’t even trying to be subtle! Like lol I️ already wore that top before and the nails he complimented me on I️ had last week so….. 👀. Ain’t no way he can be doing this without crushing on me on the low. 😩😍

(Unless he gay on the low… but I️ highly doubt it. He casually checked me out when he complimented me on my overalls the first time, so there’s that)

Omg I️ had a nickname for him too because I️ said if he ever compliments me again I’m gonna call him by this nickname and somehow I️ forgot today after BOTH times he complimented me so like I️ needa get on that next time if he compliments me so he doesn’t feel like I’m shutting him down every time by only saying thank you.

But the eyeeees he was giving me. It wasn’t a lot, but it was enough. Like that very first time we made eye contact was so special, he would not look away. He made sure he smiled too, I️ was melting yo 😍👀 it was intense.

I️ wanted to fricking squeal sooo badly but everyone was around me and I didn’t want them thinking I️ was into him.

Ugh. He looked so fine today too, I️ wish I️ could compliment him without it looking hella obvious or it being awkward. Now if I️ try to compliment him, it’s gonna look like I️ have some type of ulterior motive.

I️ wish my friend who I’m closest to in the class would pick up that I️ am into him because HELLO he was giving me eyes?! If she didn’t notice! She was also there both times he complimented me?! I️ feel like she too slow, how did she not pick that up?!

And I was even hinting at her that I️ had a crush today and she was like “what?” And I️ said “nothing” and she obviously didn’t believe me so she probed me to tell her, but I️ said “I️ will when I’m ready.” Loool soooo I’m highkey mad she wasn’t picking up my hints because I️ literally tweeted a “👀” emoji on twitter just so in the groupchat my friends would ask wth it’s about and they didn’t so IDK WHAT TO TELL Y’ALL

I️ loooooove how this is all happening the day before Valentine’s Day too! Like flatter me boo, I’m here for it 😍😍😍😘 he dropping hints and sending love my way, so I️ can think about him on valentine’s day (yooo that rhymed 😂💀)

I️ bet you that was 100% purposeful and not coincidental.. but I’m literally not gonna see him for another 2 weeks so I️ feel so bittersweet rn because by then will our feelings still remain like this or lessen? Maybe they’ll grow!? Hopefully.

Idk. I️ don’t even know what I️ want out of this. I️ just know I’m hella attracted to him and I’m crushing big on him 😍☺️😩