#Dilf discourse

[arieswritez]

why are people so afraid of making dilfs old?? it seems like no one wants to make real dilfs anymore!!!! there’s no way u want me to take a 30 yr old dilf srsly,, GIRL IF U DONT MAKE THAT MAN 50!!!!

[kiwikipedia]

He’s not a dilf if he don’t got stress lines stop tagging 20 somethings as dilfs they are fresh faced and baby I’m going to gnaw your leg off

[meadow-mellow]

me, getting notifs on twitter: *baby's first time being harassed by unhinged Romys <3* Sure, go off, lol. *proceeds to draw Magneto eating Rogue out*

[narwhalandchill]

would like to offer my heartfelt congratulations to neuvillette for doing what more or less amounts to personally giving birth to the entirety of fontaines population so they can be real humans. truly a beautiful moment for aspiring fathers everywhere

[redassistant734]

daniel may be in his thirties but he is not a dilf because he’d set the house on fire just by being entrusted with a child. thoughts?

also here is checo signing my adoption papers. because yeah.

counterargument: fernando would kill a baby and he is considered a dilf.

here is checo watching in abject horror as he scrolls through your blog. he has tumblr btw.

[jojo-heritage-posts]

You're still arguing with people that a man who is a dad that people want to fuck somehow is not a DILF?

Wow, you really don't handle being told that you're wrong very well. You should work on that. Especially because you're definitely wrong a lot on this blog.

[martyrbat]

continuing my streak of invoking psychic damage against my friends to show i care

[moonmaidensgrace]

astarion having abs makes sense

i said it... someone had to... and i can provide logical reasoning ☝️🤓

he is, essentially, a walking cadaver—a magically animated corpse. in my mind, at least, i'm not seeing how or when a dead body can metabolize or otherwise process nutrients. mind you, i see this very literally (probably bc i'm autistic).

i'm of the belief that when he was alive, he was one of those queer guys who frequented the gym for his own vanity's sake. he just has those vibes, and someone has to get it what i mean. that being said, him being starved of blood/"food" is not going to have the same reaction as it would on a living body. i imagine he just looked like a corpse drained of fluids (an enblamber, mortician, or someone like that would know what i'm talking about).

plus, why would cazador starve his spawn and make them visibly look ill when they're going out seducing people 🧍 maybe y'all are into that, but... anyways! it was kind of a core characteristic that he's built specifically in a way that would make the majority of people fold with little effort. he's prideful of it, too. it's kind of this noteworthy thing within his storyline.

the 8 strength part? i have absolutely nothing for that. that's just so funny. i can't not laugh at him whenever i think about it. perhaps someone can explain this besides the devs just dumping his stats. not even bc he's fit, but bc he's a vampire... like, don't they have super-strength? admittedly, i'm new to d&d Lore, so idek. i mean, all the act 1 male companions look like that and have 8 str. point being, if you still insist astarion is a "twink," they're all twinks 😭 i think some of y'all just use that word as a replacement for f**, atp.

[rotzaprachim]

funniest divide in the andor fandom is between those who are like i follow canon cassian is twenty one i do not want to see it i do not see diego’s laugh lines/ and those who are like go on king give us that forty something washed up unresolved issues with aging mother midlife crisis energy 

[sluttynurse]

she doesn't know the bluey dilf discourse

[a-dorin]

sure, call pedro pascal a dilf but referring to him as your “favorite latino dilf” consistently is fetishization.

[lesbiansybelle]

If alan scott wants to be a dilf maybe he should work on his relationship with his children 🙄

[28dayslater]

Football is so weighted towards pretty little twinks and grunting slabs of beef but every so often you find a genuine dilf shining through like a diamond in a pile of rubble

[prayin4dabooty]

everyone says “fuck that old man” but what about loving him? what about listening to his stories holding his hand and falling completely in love with that old man? what about that cunts? (I am also getting fucked nasty style by that old man)

[mangatxt]

i went for a walk today and now i need someone to explain why they made smokey the bear so hot in all the billboards ???

[dreaminterlude]

we were talking about who’s hotter of the daily show hosts jon stewart or trevor noah and i’m proud to say that while the men chose trevor noah all the girls said jon stewart and i think that’s pretty significant