#Dirt Sharks

[unofskylanderspages]

The Birdwatcher is a Dirt Shark that resides in Motleyville in Skylanders: Swap Force. As his name suggests, he is an expert at birdwatching. He informed the Skylanders about the Evilized Whiskers that landed nearby.

[soda-tab-society]

made a skylanders oc. his name is Dorsal. he is my baby.

[screamingshark]

Lmao, I love getting sexually harassing phone calls at work. Love it. Didn't leave me feeling weird and cold at all.

[barebevil]

watching the Todd in the shadows top 10 worst hit songs of 2023 video you know todd and it reminded me that is to say ive come on here and started typing because i want to talk about how 2023 was actually a ridiculously good year for music like better than it had any reason to be. I'm going to make a list of my favorite albums that came out this year now:

PARANOÏA, ANGLES, TRUE LOVE - Christine and the Queens

My 21st Century Blues - RAYE

The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess - Chappell Roan

Did you know there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Lana Del Rey

The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We - Mitski

Rituals On The Bank Of A Familiar River - Kiki Rockwell

Jaguar II - Victoria Monét

and these are just the ones i remember off the top of my head and also know all the words to. i liked the new hozier i like guts i liked but did not find the time to submerge myself into like a mudbath sufjan's javelin and in all honesty i did listen mostly to the same 3 playlists last year and then a handful of albums that all came out in 2022 because holy shit was THAT a year in music whew

let us all listen to good music in the new year G-d knows we need it

[affyboss6]

(via "This Is What An Awesome Metal Detectorist Looks Like" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by Affyboss6)

[cathymadpenguinartprincess00]

The Bad Guys: The Angel of Goodness: Opening scenes 01

These are my version of the scenes for my upcoming story of the Bad Guys in the hopes of the opportunity to be potentially the sequel that’s based on the movie from Colombia Pictures “Joe Dirt”.

For those fans of the Bad Guys who are fellow hobbyist artists, feel free to draw your versions of the scenes that’s based on Joe Dirt but with versions with the Bad Guys on which favorite scene you’d like so much.

[fragileizywriting]

please imagine with me. a 4’10 can of whoopass cat gremlin girl who is suddenly very, very interested in eating whatever is in a long, long, long naga’s hand.

it’s a piece of fucking salami.

kitty wants it.

since they’re outside and kitty is very much smooth brain, she reasons she has the strength to tackle him. no, without her miraculous. yes, while wearing a dress. no, without having a plan further than “push luka onto ground and grapple. objective: survive the following boa-constricting move he’s undoubtedly going to try”.

solid. so she does.

she’s a blur, and (dl!) marinette barely has time to whisk away kitty’s 1800s clothes into something more appropriate whenever she catches a whiff of kitty speeding. a blink and kitty is wearing athletic leggings, her running shoes, and a thermal-wicking long sleeve, and although dl marinette is telling her not to go too batshit, it’s on deaf ears.

the two of them go tumbling when she tackles him.

even though luka doesn’t want to hurt her, obviously not, the girl puts up such a fight. he’s play fighting with her; careful about using claws or fangs, and even with his arm strength alone kitty doesn’t falter.

he can’t believe it. it literally is marinette if she was chat noir instead, down to that feral grin she has while trying to get the salami. he LOVES IT

[silly-little-demon-things]

To eat or not to eat

[cascadianights]

People are always like "but you shouldn't need it to be you/your daughter/your wife" or "you shouldn't need some metaphor to understand" or "why are we watering this down for people" - Listen:

If I've learned anything by the (weak, watered down, unfocused) leftist reaction to the current attempted genocide of trans people, it is that very few people will act or put themselves in danger unless it DIRECTLY affects them. ESPECIALLY other minorities who are not multiply marginalized (w the understanding that can bring) but Do have a lot to lose.

That's not true for every person! Some people have a basic understanding of empathy and compassion. Some people have higher level critical thinking skills or kindness. But I hate to break it to you - all of those things (empathy compassion critical thinking even kindness) are SKILLS. They are not a given. They are rarely honed by accident. They are difficult and many times come at a cost to you to learn and practice.

People may not have these skills for a MILLION reasons, but many of them are linked to poverty and generational trauma, lack of funded public education, and living in a dystopian capitalistic society that prioritizes individualism and leaves barely any time or energy for thinking through complex ideologies unless you MAKE that time. None of those reasons are "they're just too dumb" or "they only have the capability for hate and evil."

There are people doing very bad, purposefully malicious, monstrous things - and they are still people. If we lose sight of that we lose sight of the lengths of dangers and kindness capable of EACH of us. Beyond those with real harmful intent, there are MANY MANY MANY more people who are letting themselves accept the wrong solutions to the same problems we all see. For example, many of them genuinely want to protect children! And they listened to the answers for how to do so given to them by church and state and friends.

THOSE are the people we need to make metaphors for, we need to connect with individually, we need to show how and why this will impact THEIR lives. In a perfect world where the entire American society wasn't run on "us v them" that wouldn't be necessary!!! But it is! Because they want to protect the people IN THEIR LIVES right now, not a theoretical kid somewhere else they can't imagine being anything like their own. They want to put food on the table and a roof above the heads of their family, and they have grasped onto ANYTHING that they think will let them keep providing that.

We need to show these people how easily their child could be the center of these debates. How limited a world their child will grow up in without access to information on different ways of being and existing. We need to show them how and why this will impact them, their daughters, their wives, because we need to break through that concrete wall of defensiveness, built and calcified by the words of politicians and leaders with malicious intent but hiding nothing but desperate fear. We need to make it personal, to make it real FOR THEM, to make it understandable without a college level degree of critical thinking analysis why and how this war will show up at their doorsteps too.

It's exhausting. It's hard!!! It's infuriating and invalidating and endless. But appealing to their humanity, in whatever means that must take, is the only way to thaw out those who may stand with us. Because if we stand alone, I know with every bone in my body we will fall alone as well.

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

Meowclops and Rock prices are plummeting. I hope their prices drop faster and harder.

[astralisnauta]

Dirt Boss Loves You Because You Are His Child And He Loves You

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DISOWN ME

[unofskylanderspages]

Did you know? Shark Shooter Terrafin and Super Shot Stealth Elf are the only two SuperCharger versions of previous Skylanders to appear in Skylanders: Ring of Heroes. However, unlike Super Shot Stealth Elf, Shark Shooter Terrafin's regular counterpart does not make an appearance in the game.

[somaligovernment]

India Arie really had five year old me in my feelings over Fish Smith fumbling Fishgelina Jolie.. cartoon fish with racially insensitive facial features and I was like damn bros really in the doghouse now he just lost a REAL baddie smh

[yatiso]

ITS PAY DAY BABEYYYYY i payed my car insurance n phone bill got gas and more gas (cart) im livin la vida loco again

[zestialtheancient]

*Again, the shark dog leaves more stuff, slowly progressing from mere trinkets to stuff that actually looks valuable. There’s no way to know where it’s getting this stuff from.* -🦈

*he picks out some of the more valuable stuff, and once again throws the rest to Dirt*