#Disney Sir Hiss

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Imagine- Disney Villain sidekicks assuring you that villain's crazy about you when they're distracted by their villainy for a long time.

"Listen to me, toots, Jafar's crazy aboutcha! And I'm not just saying that, really, I mean- I think he's stealin' your underwear. But not just that! I also think, if ya left him- we'd all be dead! Yeah! So come on, lets put a smile back on that dial, yeah? We cant have ya mopin' around... what no I don't care about you, you're the only one that gives me the good snacks!" - Iago

"Nooooo, hahaha, no no no, Hades isn't getting bored of you! Stop crying, stop crying!" "Yeah! No! He's just busy! Running the underworld is no piece of cake, you know?" "Uhuh, uhuh, uhuh- " "I'm sure, after things die down, he'll pop up right back here again and give ya a BIG kiss." "Absolutely! Now eat your dinner, Hades'll kill us if he finds out we came and didn't feed you like he told us!" "Ohhhhhhh... hey, Panic, maybe we shoulda just said THAT when they started crying." "Oh Gods." - Pain and Panic

"What- what's happening here?" "They're crying, Banzai, you moron! Whatdaya thinks happening??" "Well what am I supposed to do about it!?" "Comfort them!!" "Okay, yeah I get that, BUT HOW!?" 'Ugh, get outta my way. Hey Y/N, uh... Scar's just... pent up at the moment! He'll stop being a dick real soon!" "Well would look at that, Shenzi!- you made them worse!" "Well why don't you try, meathead!?" "Would you stop calling me names!?- " "Wait- hold on hold on- what's Ed doing?" "Wha?- " "Is he... is that a hug?" "Maybe???" "It seems like its workin', lets just back away... " - Shenzi, Banzai and Ed

"Oh, Y/N, the Prince is just... temperamental. You cant take it to heart! Lord knows I don't, and I have proper reason to!- No, no, no, not that you don't have good reason to be upset, that's not what I meant!! Oh dear, oh dear... Look, PJ does love you! He's just got a lot on his mind right now, what with Robin Hood making him look a fool, and all... Right? Right. Come along now, we'll have some sweets from the kitchen, would that cheer you up?" - Sir Hiss

"Come on, Y/N... Gaston's not trying to make you feel bad, he just doesn't notice! What? That's not better?? Okay- Uh... You know what always cheers me up when he's been a big old meanie?? I remember how great he is. Lets do it! Together! Okay- NOOO OOOONEEES- oh, they're not singing with me... uh... Uh uh uh- Heyy, why dont you stare into the fire a while?, it helps when Gaston's in a funk or OH!- What about a foot massage? Gaston says I'm good at that!- " - LeFou

"Oh dear dear dear- The Captain isn't going to leave you, Y/N! He's just excited, is all! Thinks he's got a real shot at Pan this time, he does! Like a kid at Christmas! I'm sure, once he's done with the poor boy he'll run right back here and apologise- he really doesn't mean to be rude, you know!! He just forgets his head sometimes! Now sit down, sit down, I'll make you some tea and you'll feel good as new no time." - Mr Smee

They aren't great at it but they're trying XDD

(You've gotta try and imagine them in their voices XD Especially Iago and Smee)

[worldssilliestserpent]

Five-second rule!

gift for @scientistservant

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Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day. 🎶

Sir Hiss

[retrodisneydaily]

Robin Hood (1973) 

Dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[the-phony-king-of-england]

I might be a little late to the party but anyways-

[rrdcooc]

So, I was watching Disney’s Robin Hood with my sister tonight.

But first, a little back story (just a little). When my sister and I were kids, Robin Hood was one of the movies we had on VHS. Our parents were divorced, and every other weekend, we went to our dad’s. On Friday night, we’d pop in our favorite pirated video tape, which had Robin Hood, Mary Poppins and Sleeping Beauty on it. Then, on Saturday morning (regardless of which house we were at), we’d get up and reenact the entire movie, word for word. To this day, we both have it memorized.

So anyway, I was watching Disney’s Robin Hood with my sister tonight, and there’s something I’ve always been aware of, but I said out loud. And once I said it, my sister became hyper aware of it. Now neither of us can unsee it, so I hope to make you unable to unsee it, too.

Sir Hiss has two tongues.

They never appear in his mouth at the same time, and the forked one only ever appears for the flickering action, but like... why didn’t they even make them the same color? If they were both red, or both that bluish-grey, I could at least tell myself that his tongue had to flex in order to go out that far, or something like that. I’d even be able to excuse the fact that one is rounded and one is forked.

But those are two entirely separate tongues, and now that I’ve put words to it, I can’t unsee it, and now that you’ve read this post, I hope you can’t either.

[somebodybestrange]

Little scene of Kaa and Sir Hiss sharing a Mouse during a Valentine's Episode.

[rivero-piv]

Disney Villain Humanizations!

Characters are, from left to right: Shere Khan, Scar, Zira, Kaa, Professor Ratigan, Sir Hiss, Honest John, Sabor, and Prince John.

This is a redo of an old piece that I put under the cut!

Old art + side-by-side comparison of the current one:

Sir Hiss and Honest John are new additions :DDD

[thatdoodlebug]

its all about the money money money

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Sir Hiss from Disney’s Robin Hood 🏹🎈🐍

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"Sire," Sir Hiss said tiredly. "That might seem like a reasonable plan, but may I remind you that none of your, ah, 'reasonable' plans to capture him have worked out?"

"No, you may not," Prince John said, lifting the edge of his mouth and allowing just the slightest leonine growl to escape.

- Liz Braswell in A Twisted Tale Anthology (A Royal Game of Chess; What if history wasnt quite right about the legend of Robin Hood?).

[worldssilliestserpent]

The snakes the sillies!

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[retrodisneydaily]

our followers’ top 10 classic disney films

8. robin hood (1973) dir. wolfgang reitherman

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y’ALL~!!

Here’s the original meme for all your meme needs 😎

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