"Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at 0930. Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines."
I keep on having these fantasies of you in some military barracks or out in some overseas deployment just getting absolutely railed. All those guys with that pent up sexual desire and finding a little loud mouth like yourself that just gets wet at the idea of being put in her place..
I'm joining up now.
YOU keep having those fantasies? Imagine how I feel, robbed of the opportunity 😔 Fuck my life.