Nigel Colbie: What that mouth do?
Alex Forbes: Speak blasphemy.
Nigel:
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not dead just busy and consumed by lone pine ❤️ I promise I'll be back here once the season is over ❤️
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modern rumpelstiltskin retelling where the miller’s daughter / queen has three tries to remember her Apple ID login before losing everything
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Saying goodbye on a discord call with my wife and my metamore.
She's in-between us in call. We both Dab leaving her in the middle with meme wings.
I call this winning in poly. Goodnight
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Hey there you are, Perry.
I forgot I put him in my headphone case in case a good picture opportunity at work showed up. I got a good laugh after a 12 hour shift.
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It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
I joined for a very different reason than I came back. I prefer how things are now, for sure!
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When a pal and you realize you both played Chocobo Tales. @maareyas
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I remembered this meme:
And was like, it’d be kinda cool to see the genders swapped, what if it was a femboy and a teddy-bear lady.
then I was like damn, I wanna see a picture of a chubby girl and her femme boyfriend now, and got sad cause like- how am I going to look that up? What are the chances that even exsists in the form I’m imagining
AND THEN! I remembered I am blessed with, free will, and an ounce of artistic talent- I could do this myself, only I was holding me back, so I did it, I drew the femboy and cute his girlfriend
Their names are Juno and Zackary
And I love them!
They love eachother too!
and cause I could, and I’m a genius, I decided to go in full anime, no one is stopping me! None of this is illegal! :D I can make them as convoluted and wacky as I want. I AM THEIR GOD! They’re a couple of mercenaries, they are the last members of a village destroyed when they were very young, probably would be introduced into a plot standing on a cliff’s edge and cocking their weapons, looking through a telescope like ‘oooh taking down this party is gonna be fuuun~’ ‘don’t get ahead of yourself babe… totally is though’ and then it fades and a couple episodes later there’s a super cool fight and they don’t win but they keep coming back, maybe one of them almost dies and they get a redemption arc. Zack’s got that edgy Emo ‘I’m 14 and this is deep’ personality, with his double katanas. Meanwhile Juno is more on the carefree side, very mechanical, customizing her weapons, and their rides, and what’s more is very trigger happy, though strangely is the more empathetic of the two. They depend on eachother, deeply, finding the only remnants left of their home in eachother, only knowing home in eachothers' embraces, and maybe it boarders on unhealthy, but they’re not going to let anyone tear apart their heavily codependent relationship.
and I gave them wolf features too just cause! Why not!
Heres y’all’s Juice!
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