#EXPLODES^2

[palarien]

the courtroom know-it-all...

[birdbl00d]

Fire emoji

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

[chloesimaginationthings]

This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movie…

[mokkagren]

Do you ever see someone and think "Wow, God must hate me" 'Cause he spent so much time on them and for me, he got lazy?

me when i pick an incredibly depressed and absolutely destroyed by life character as my fav/comfort character and the moment i draw them i feel the need to explode because i can only handle so much angst (it's not even that much)

anyway ummmm not much about this drawing, i kinda drew it bc i had a very sudden idea something about embracing your inner child

i also needed to draw someone hugging someone else as some form of comfort for myself idkk

also ignore that the anatomy is really really funky you'd think that after 8 years i'd know how anatomy works but low behold i'm still terrible at it :"D (also i don't understand the proportions of an 8 year old so kid stan ended up looking a little older than he's supposed to be but eh)

[starspilli]

she looks like the real thing

[skullz4supper]

a sort of follow up to this post! i just rlly rlly love the idea of heavy being a big ol mama bear to all of the younger mercs, sniper in particular. they're both quite reserved (like mother like daughter augh)

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.

[flapdoodlez]

Got a chance to draw some Valentine's Day themed designs for the merch shop of Robin Atkin Downes, the voice of the Medic! Check it out if you'd like a t-shirt or a mug with my art on it 🫶

[doctor-lewin]

Sonic Adventure 2 was my heavy ref for this, I love that game, but this was for Regretevator! They were doing a submission for floppy covers for the floppy shop floor I think and I submitted this :]

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[dragondawdles]

the beastie <3

[lilyofthevalleycaughtintherain]

little star

[obsob]

new prints!!!!!!! link :3

[moussedoodles]

Sorry guys, I folded </3 these two movies changed my brain chemistry forever

Pose based on that one tiktok I saw that was floating around on here where a Nezha cosplayer carried an Ao Bing cosplayer with one hand

[kor0kke]

❤️💙💚🩷💜✨️

They're a cool gang when they're not trying to kill eachother

Pico if he were PEAKK!!1!!11

[thereweredragonshere]

I LOVEEE your httyd drawings sm omg!!! Can I maybe ask for some more Hiccup and Toothless drawings pleaseee?

Always extremely happy to draw these two idiots