#Elon Musk Twitter deal

[neonpurrs]

Damn it

So, I told people that I would never, EVER make a Tumblr account again.

But recent events have made me feel uncomfortable trying to keep in touch with all of my viewers on one platform. So I'm diversifying yet again. Maybe more than I as a single person can manage.

But I need to try.

I want to keep making great content for my fans, and I want to keep doing the things that I enjoy.

Elon Musk might've put Twitter into a nosedive, but I can't let that threaten everything for me.

I'm going to be re-learning how things work in this place, so please be patient with me.

Hoping to make some new friends too! :)

[baronfulmen]

Oh god.  This math actually checks out.

I mean, he couldn’t have ACTUALLY done it, because of how the deal was structured and everything - he wouldn’t have had that much liquid cash for personal payouts (nor do I believe killing Twitter was his actual goal).

But like... sweet jesus, just think about how this puts it in perspective.  All those people who lost their jobs, and it would have been CHEAPER in the end to pay them $5,000,000 EACH to just quit.  Musk would have saved $6,500,000,000 which is just absolutely ridiculous.

[newsrds]

Explainer: Elon Musk Twitter turnaround reflects on legal challenges

Explainer: Elon Musk Twitter turnaround reflects on legal challenges

News that Elon Musk has agreed to move forward with his $44 billion deal to buy Twitter may have felt like a surprising surprise from the blowback billionaire. It soared shares on the social media platform and sparked alarm among some media watchdogs and civil rights groups, who were concerned about the kind of free speech that would flourish on Twitter under Musk’s vision. But it didn’t come as…

[redbulltropical]

Elon Musk's twitter fiasco is just proving to me that he was never smart, just privileged. And now the amount of frat boys calling him a genius has got to his head and he thinks he's cleverer than he is

[arthropooda]

[possiblyunhinged]

LMFAO, millions of families in the UK are living in poverty, and idiots genuinely believe the most pressing issue facing normal people is freedom of speech. Can't afford to eat or leave a fan on in the piss-boiling heat but... can you say racist shit without being called a racist anymore? The REAL issue.

Then these absolute dingleberries think the revolution is being led by a BILLIONAIRE?! FYI, a billionaire who probably couldn't tell you what colour eyes his children have or what day they were born. What a top boi... has everybody lost their fucking minds?

[jade-the-kobold]

Extremely well said.

[strawlessandbraless]

It’s the fact that Destiel is trending while Twitter goes up in flames, nature is healing

[gregorsamsadementiaravenway]

I'm watching this telenovela and there's supposed to be, like, two friends, Luma and Viola, who will feud over one of them ~stealing~ the other's man, and said stealing has already started

But the problem is that Viola and Rudá (the guy) have no chemistry

You know who has chemistry? Luma and Viola

And the writer and the director even give us these scenes of them just rubbing melted chocolate on each other's faces, like, isn't that what girls do??? they're just gals being pals!!!!

[neonpurrs]

She was forced to use Tumblr because of Elongated Muskrat

[powdermelonkeg]

Elon: *being taken to court after arranging for Tesla to pay him $56,000,000,000* This is why your insulin is so expensive by the way.

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[Image ID: A string of tweets. The first is from Reuters Pictures and reads "A person transports boxes with documents for the trial of Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX, Tesla and Twitter, regarding his Tesla pay package at the Delaware Court of Chancery in Wilmington, Deleware." The tweet is accompanied by an image of someone pulling a pallet cart holding over 20 boxes of papers.

The second tweet is from Elon Musk, and reads “The actual attackers in class-action lawsuits are the law firms. They just find someone in the class to be their puppet.”

The third and final tweet is also from Elon, and reads “Current class-action-law is actually a massive tax on the American people and desperately needs reform. It is one of the reasons medication is so expensive in the USA. Somehow, other countries do just fine without class-action law.”

The final tweet is dated Nov 17, 2022, at 10:53 AM, sent from Twitter for iPhone. End ID.]

[baronfulmen]

“Okay everyone the office is closed until Monday.  Wait.  No.  Okay wait I need the engineers to come in and explain to me how Twitter works.  Also, please justify your existence by showing me code, keeping in mind that I don’t know how any of this works and am only impressed by quantity and how cool it looks.  If you made things better in a boring way or by DELETING code, fuck off.  Anyway, please come in to the totally-not-closed office immediately.  Or do a Zoom call.  Uh, but really you should fly over here.  I mean.  Legally I guess some of you can’t be required to but... just come do this in person, I want to see your frustration as you try to justify your existence to me using up to ten screenshots of code I can’t read.  Thanks.”

[thevirgodoll]

honestly tho the reason why this stuff is happening on twitter is because this is all a huge scheme to reintroduce nickelodeon’s worldwide day of play

[jerseydeanne]

[marshmellowmoth]

I want one of the Tesla cars to explode with Elon inside so bad

[shreygoyal]

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