#elon is an idiot

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Elon you’re a dumbass

Misa On Wheels

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[ID: Three images, stacked vertically. Image 1 is an Elon Musk Tweet, from October 4, 2022: "Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app". Beneath it, the Image 2 is a close-up of a dictionary listing defining the word "accererant as 'noun: a substance used to aid the spread of fire." The word "fire" is highlighted. The definition continue with an example "stolent accelerants could be used as firebombs" and further continues the definition as "adjective (technical): accelerating or causing acceleration. 'accelerant factors for carcinoma'". Image 3 contains two panels from K.C. Green's Gunshow comic #648, better known as the "This is Fine" dog meme, in the first panel the MC is flailing their arms surrounded by everything that is on fire screaming "OHMYGOD EVERYTHINGS ON FIRE" and the second panel where they continue screaming "WHAT THE HELL IS MY PROBLEM, their face distorted, their eyes bulging, their cute little bowler hat suspended in midair on the precipice of not quite ever falling off. Juxtaposed over these two panels at a 50% opacity overlay is the (at the time of posting) new Twitter/X homepage teaser, which displayed a truly massive overcompensation of an X-logo surrounded by edgy font reading "what's happening what"s happening what's happening what's happening" all down the image. The image of the logo and "what's happening" provides a , /end ID]

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[jade-the-kobold]

Extremely well said.

[madfoolish]

Dudes got the Elon Arm down so good. Uncanny.

[merelygifted]

My BF sent me this

[sdotbailey]

God, Elon Musk is such a complete pissbaby dipshit it’s actually incredible he is a functioning human. How anyone thinks this massive loser is some kind of visionary is beyond insane.

I can’t wait to see someone in these trucks because I will absolutely point and laugh at them, making sure they see me pointing out how much of a rube they are

[wallf1ower]

lmao, elon is literally so fucking stupid. like i know we all know that already. but today this embedded tweet showed up in an article i was reading and becsusse of the big X in the corner i literally thought it was an ad and my eyes automatically glazed over and i went to click the X to close it just on autopilot. and then i realized it was twitter's new stupid logo, and this was a tweet. this is PEAK bad design!!! lolol, always makes me feel better to shit on the idiot.

btw, there's been a potentially major and very exciting breakthrough in science, if anyone wants to talk about LK-99 :]

link to the article

[the-teddy-roosevelt]

Let me tell you a little thing about cars.

I have had a gripe against modern car design, at least here in the States, for the longest time. Recently I have seen the utter abominations of the 21st century be more and more common and finally decided to share my stance to the wonderful world of the internet! So, be prepared for a lot of reading because this is a full scale rant with the occasional photo.

And now: Why Modern Car Design is Going to Kill Us All.

I have been doing much research these past months as I continued to observe more of these "newer designs" I have spoken so much about, and there are a few things I need to delve into.

The Flat Front

Supersize Me 2: Not so Electric Boogaloo

Elon's Bastard of a Car

1

The Flat Front

So, these cars I have been talking about, just to be more specific, are SUVs and Light Trucks/Pickup Trucks.

You see that massive, flat front in the image above? Well, believe it or not, that is causing more deaths in car-related accidents yearly! Due to being so boxy, when a pedestrian is hit, they are more likely to break bones around the torso/head, then pull the person UNDER the car rather than how a car normally would hit the person's legs, then they would hit the hood of the car.

These can also create massive blind spots/zones where you can't see what is right in front of you.

I shall dive more into this in the next section.

2

Supersize Me 2: Not so Electric Boogaloo

So, onto the next section. As you can see above you, this is a comparison of two cars, only 24 years apart(end of Escort to start of F-350). Only 24 years, and it had a 246% increase in weight, was 91.7 in. or about 7.64 ft. longer, and 26.8 in. or about 2.2 ft. taller.

This is a dramatic increase for little to no reason other than to "protect the drivers". As we have discussed in section 1, this is not the case. In fact, if one of these larger SUVs were to hit another, usually smaller car, it is more likely for the smaller driver to be killed, or at least seriously harmed by the bigger vehicle.

Speaking of smaller, children:

Children are one of the biggest victims of these larger cars with them being run over either in frontovers or backovers, most often by their own parents in a driveway.

If you don't fully believe me that these cars are truly big enough to run over the younger side of children, an entire experiment was done, putting kids in front of parked cars, and just look:

Terrifying.

I addition to this, the larger frame of these cars means that they create more pollution. Let me explain: The bigger cars needed more fuel, that means more fossil fuels being burned, and due to the US's car based infrastructure, there are more cars being produced, that is even more fossil fuels for both production and upkeep, and more pollution.

But oh dear reader, these SUVs and Light Trucks are not even the worst of it...

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Elon's Bastard of a Car

Gentlemen, women, and all of you folk in between, I give you: The Tesla Cybertruck.

This... Thing, is the bane of everything I hate about modern car design, from the boxy shape going throughout the car, to being an "indestructible" vehicle, and its ability to kill anyone.

Okay, that is a lot I am claiming, so lets break it down.

We have already talked about how dangerous the box design is, but the Cybertruck appears to be a geometry problem found in high-school. This is unbelievably dangerous, making any crashes with other cars much more likely fatal.

The fatalities can also be helped by the fact the damn car is made of STAINLESS STEEL and "indestructible" according to advertising. Most cars are made to be able to crunch in order to let the force of impact be more spread out throughout the vehicle. Yes, it will cost quite a bit to fix, but hey, you're alive. Meanwhile when it is made out of such a hard material, such as steel, that crunch isn't going to happen and only kill the people inside the vehicle, and the people crashing into the giant steel block.

The company claims it can go from zero to 60 miles per hour in 2.6 seconds, which, if true, would mean it has a faster acceleration than most NASCAR and Formula 1 vehicles, with none of the accompanying engine roar to warn anyone that it's coming. The headlight, meanwhile, is one single bar of light, which some experts are already worried will blind oncoming drivers.

There are so many other things about this utter abomination that I would love to talk about, but I think this is where I'll leave off.

One last thing, I just want to say how this is mostly my experience and research from the United States of America, and not the rest of the world. Also, I do not see these things getting much better unless somehow the US removes all of its car based infrastructure.

Thank you for reading my friends, and remember, fuck monopolies.

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