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[learningfromlosing]

English class taught me to embellish my stories with adjectives to draw it out for a word count when I should've learned how to cut it down for clarity.

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I would love to hear more about chinglish 👀

Yes I love it and find myself speaking it quite often but of course, because im supposed to teach in “proper English” at my job, it’s discouraged. Which. I kind of get but ugh.

Anyway here are some examples of Taiwanese Chinglish stuff I’d hear (or even say tbh) on a daily basis:

“Because yesterday is my piano recital, so I didn’t do my homework.” <- leaving off past tense of verbs and using conjunctions in ways that reflect how they are used in Mandarin

Similarly you’d often get something like “When I am little, I go to Japan.” <- lack of verb tense in Chinese means it’s easy for the listener to just know this is talking about the past without conjugating it that way

“He” and “she” are represented by different characters in Chinese but they are pronounced the same. Same with “his” and “her” so you get a lot of, “My mom will be so angry if you tell him that”

Articles aren’t really a thing in Chinese either so lower-level English speakers will use ‘the’ in places it wouldn’t be in other variants and also omit it randomly. Like when asked what they like to eat, maybe they’d say “I like the banana.”

In Mandarin, plural indicators are not always used, so even a more advanced speaker saying they like to eat bananas in general may still say “I like banana,” following that same example.

-s is also frequently omitted at the end of third-person verbs. For example, “My brother go to school in Japan.”

Many verbs in Chinese have multiple English meanings which can lead to sentences like:

“I know!” in response to an explanation that a speaker of another English variant would say “I see” for. (coming from 知道, to know / to realize)

“Do today have a quiz?” for “Is there a quiz today?” (coming from 有, to have / to exist)

“Can you say Chinese?” for “Do you speak Chinese?” (coming from 說, to speak / to say)

“Close the AC! I’m cold!” (coming from 關, to close / to turn off)

“I can’t see! Open the light!” (coming from 開, to open / to turn on)

“Yesterday I look TV” , “I like to see book” (coming from 看, to look / to see / to watch / to read)

Also modal particles like 啊,啦,吧 can be included at the end of a sentence that is otherwise in English, particularly la/啦 to express emphasis or commonly some sort of frustration. Similar to Singlish I guess:

“Stop hitting me la!”

“I already gave it to you la.”

“Yes it is ah!”

Lastly obviously there are always going to be loanwords or concepts like that:

I’ve posted about this before but familial words are quite common in Chinese. An auntie or an ayi is an older lady or perhaps some sort of domestic helper or nanny or something. An uncle is the same for men. (Sometimes younger people can be referred to as sisters or brothers but it’s less common in English. An old old lady will probably be called an ama)

Food words. Some food words just shouldn’t be translated. And people will try but it’s just. Dumb. Douhua will always be douhua, I don’t even know what it would be in English

Place names don’t usually have English translations but predictably even the ones that do might still be in Chinese when speaking English. Using “yushan” when talking about Jade Mountain for example

Swear words obviously. A lot of those are actually Taiwanese words people use in Mandarin that have now come over to English

I can’t think of any other specific vocabulary for Chinglish but just. Cultural stuff, you know. Like a lucky charm, it’s always going to be a pinganfu to me.

Anyway la, im sure there’s much more but it’s nice to get all this stuff down in one place. The point of English variants is that their features are common and intelligible, abd while there’s a huge push to teach “”proper English”” around here, I think people should be a little more lenient and understanding of local features and not be embarrassed to use them.

Taiwan is set to be the world’s first bilingual English-speaking country by its own free will by 2030 (I have thoughts on that lol but that’s in another post somewhere) so this is all fascinating stuff

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Headcanons of the Trio

Bree Matthews:

1. She was a huge One Direction Fan. Her favorite band member is Nail Horan. He was her celebrity crush.

2. She once had to do a report on King Arthur for her Literature or English class. Bree enjoyed it because she felt drawn in and connected to King Arthur (duh, foreshadowing!!!).

3. When she was a little girl, she would often go visit her dad in his repair shop and be his little helper 🥺🥹😊

4. She and her mother would go visit botanical gardens every year for mother's day. 🌹🌸🌷💜

5. Bree and her parents would often go to Texas during the summer months to visit her mother's home town.

6. Bree took some Spanish classes in middle school and high school. Her mother would help Bree with her Spanish homework as she was raised in a town or city with a high Hispanic/Latinx population.

7. Bree didn't originally planned on attending UNC as an early college student but changed her mind once she took a campus tour. After the tour, Bree knew she had to attend even if it would upset her mother.

8. Bree had a pet hamster that she named Cheese. Unfortunately Cheese died after three years since hamsters don't have long lifespans. Bree, Alice, and Bree's parents had a funeral for Cheese.

9. One of Bree's favorite holidays is Lunar New Year because she has the most fun and she celebrates with Alice and her family.

10. She has a small Calico Critters collection in her room back home.

Nick Davis:

1. Used to like Pokémon and had a huge Pokémon card collections.

2. He and a few of his friends won a talent show by dancing to the song Rasputin by Boney M.

3. He failed his driving tests two times before he finally got his license.

4. He finds brunettes and black hair more attractive than blondes or lighter hair color.

5. He was a mama's boy 🥺💔 He and his mother use to go get ice-cream and hang out in the park. Nick can't go to the park without feeling empty and sad.

6. At one point in his life, he wanted to go by his mother's maiden name "Rheon" instead of "Davis."

7. He is a Kendrick Lamar fan. He owns a few of his albums but has to hide them from his dad since he doesn't approve 🙄 (because Martin is lame as fuck).

8. Despite of everything, Nick never had a girlfriend. He did had crushes here and there but Bree was the first person he felt a genuine connection with.

Selwyn Kane:

1. He is scared of clowns and would freak out if he saw one.

2. Before the violin, Sel tried to play the piano but it was too hard for him so he gave up.

3. His favorite bands is Gorillaz and Coldplay. But his guilty pleasure is Nickleback.

4. When Sel was 15, he bleached his hair and eyebrows blond because he lost a bet to Nick. He looked so bad but he had to keep it for a couple of months until he is able to dye back to black.

5. He was the one who ended his "relationship" with Tor after finding out she was only using him and what a complete ass she is. He was desperate and not in the right state of mind while he was dating her.

6. Before he met Bree, Selwyn had a crush on a Onceborn he met on campus. He tried to ask them out but unfortunately they were not interested and were actually scared of Selwyn.

7. Sel can speak and understand all Celtic languages.

8. He sometimes wears color contact lenses to hide his natural yet unnatural eye color.

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Sinner - f!Sydney/f!PC

18+, content warnings & tags: forbidden feelings, religious guilt, flirting 737 words (a little pure syd blurb 4 my lovely lezbos)

Sun beamed through the windows of the library, illuminating Sydney’s strawberry blonde locks. She idly chewed on the end of her pencil, working on some homework between library customers. Her thoughts kept trailing off to the beautiful girl she’d met last week. You’d been visiting her nearly every day after school, and she’d found herself anticipating your arrival. She wasn’t sure why you were plaguing her thoughts, maybe it was the suggestive comments you always made towards her. She ought to keep you in her prayers.

The pencil in her mouth made a loud crack as it snapped in half between her teeth, causing Sydney to flinch. She hadn't realized how hard she was chewing. Just as she spat out the wooden debris into a tissue, the sound of clicking heels approached the counter - snapping her attention upwards. She stared up at you with her mouth buried in the napkin before coming back to reality, cheeks flushing bright red as she discarded the tissue. Instinctually, her hand flew up to her holy pendant, clutching it with trembling fingers. 

“H-Hello, how can I help you today?” She stumbled over her words, a smile rising to your cheeks as she struggled. 

“Hi Sydney, Do I really have you so flustered already?” You bit your bottom lip between your teeth, dragging your eyes down her seated body. Sydney squirmed under your gaze, clearing her throat loudly. Your raised eyebrows and taunting expression did little to tame the heat rising to her face. Leaning into her personal space, cleavage only inches from her face, you picked up the cross pendant around her neck. Twirling it between your fingers, you whispered in her ear.

“Such a lovely necklace, really. Does it remind you to be a good girl?” Sydney’s eyes went wide at your suggestion, the warmth in her face moving sinfully downwards.  What… is she even supposed to say to that? Yes? If it did, it certainly wasn’t doing its job right now. Her gaze was fixed firmly on your chest as you pulled back, but you simply stared back at her like nothing had happened. 

“How much longer until I need to return my English textbook?” you asked with an innocent smile gracing your plump lips. Sydney felt like she had whiplash from the sudden turnaround in your attitude. Her imagination must be in overdrive today. Not that she shouldn’t be thinking about another girl in the way she has been, anyway.  She focused on the task at hand, logging onto the library computer to check your rental date. Trying to will the blush away from her cheeks, she looked back at you.

“You've got… uhhh….” She scanned the page for the details, “6 more days.” The end of her sentence was punctuated with a forced polite smile. Thoughts swirled through her head regarding the color of your lipstick, the cut of your top, the length of your skirt. She couldn’t really seem to think about anything but the gorgeous girl stood before her. It wasn’t even just how attractive you were to her, you were also just… kind. You were every bit as nice as she was, but without any of the religious motivations. You took time out of your day to check on her, to be good to her. That fascinated her. To be that sweet in a town like this was next to unheard of. 

“Thanks, Syd!” you walked around to her side of the counter, ignoring her quiet protests about the rules. Setting both hands on her shoulders, you bent down to press a 3-second smooch to her cheek. Sydney’s heart was beating so fast it felt like a borderline medical event. “You’re such a good little helper.” your voice was low as you lingered next to her ear, letting your warm breath spread over the crook of her shoulder. She let out a trembling exhale, wide eyes fixed firmly on the carpet. As you finally pull away, you put your hands on your hips, looking down at her with a smug grin. 

“See you soon, cutie,” Your voice is intentionally seductive, if she isn’t just imagining things. “Don’t spend too much time thinking about me, okay?” With that, you turn on your heel, swaying your hips as you walk out of the library. Sydney clamps her thighs together, brows furrowed as she stares like a woman hypnotized. She had a lot of praying to do. 

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they were over analyzing an article. i got Ochako to help me thankfully, but it was a struggle 😢

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What subject AOT vets would teach

(Erwin, Levi, Hange, Miche, Pixis, Hannes, Nile)

Erwin: He teaches English and AP Government. He has first, second, and third period English and teaches fourth period AP Gov. He also wears a tie to school every day and does Sudoku or cross words during class and passing periods. Has the lunch ladies put his lunch in the fridge since it's colder than the mini fridge he has in his classroom, and everyone says hi to him or talks to him on his way back to class. Watch the history channel after school and during lunch.

Levi: Slightly strict History teacher that everyone loves. If you ask him a stupid question, he'll respond with, “I'm not answering useless questions.” Doesn't hesitate to send people to the principal, but never really gives detention because he doesn't want to stay after school with a bunch of teenagers in his classroom. But if you ask him for help or tell him you don't understand something, he will stay after school to help you understand the work. Has the best test scores in the school.

Hange: Biology teacher that somehow still has a job. They've had so many accidents during experiments that they have a helper teacher (Moblit) in their classroom to keep them from blowing up the school. Yes. They do experiments that could cause explosions. In a biology class. Don't ask. Has an entire snack drawer, microwave, coffee machine, and kettle of water with hot chocolate packets in a basket next to it, in their classroom. Is seen as the 'cool teacher' and always has people sitting in their classroom during lunch.

Miche: Super cool math teacher whose class students always request to switch into. Teaching style makes it super easy for everyone to understand and is super nice. He also gives great advice and when girls spray themselves in body mist before class ends, he doesn't get upset. When grading tests, he writes little notes like 'your shoes were cool that day' or 'I liked your shirt that day' Also has the best test scores and grades out of all the math teachers.

Pixis: Law teacher who uses his own charges as what not to do. Also gets a lot of parking/ speeding tickets and complains about how cops are dicks. Never gives a grade below a C- because "at least you tried” Has something called 'movie Thursday and Friday' where at the end of class on Wednesdays everyone votes for a movie then the last half of class on Thursday and all class Friday (sometimes all of Thursday and Friday depending on the movie length) he puts of a movie for everyone to watch.

Hannes: "Teaches" Statistics, but he actually just uses it as a free period and everyone passes his class. Since he's good friends with Eren, Mikasa, and Armin's parents, the three of them hang out in his classroom the period before lunch since their teacher lets them out like half an hour early so she can go on her own lunch break early. His entire chalk board is covered in drawings, and for some reason has a fridge with every juice you can think of. (He says it helps with hangovers)

Nile: Finance teacher. Strict grader and gets asked about Erwin since people know that they went to high school together. He may be a strict grader and give a lot of homework, but his tests and pop quizzes are a piece of cake. Has a box of saltine crackers on his desk for some reason and always has Werther's Originals with him where ever he goes. Has the WORST coffee breath and only drinks one cup of black coffee all day.

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Golden Hours

golden hours by ArsenicInYourPudding

“Remember what we talked about, kid.”

Nemuri raises an eyebrow at her nephew. “What exactly did you talk about?”

“I can only be up here if I'm a good influence,” he recites, brightly enough that he obviously knows it's going to irritate her. “Otherwise I gotta go downstairs and do homework where Uncle Shouta can watch me and you can keep resting.”

or

nemuri convalesces after an expedition gone wrong. hitoshi is a good helper.

Words: 1760, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Shinsou Hitoshi, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shirakumo Oboro, Tatsuma Ryuuko | Ryuukyuu

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Kayama Nemuri | Midnight & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight & Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shinsou Hitoshi, Shinsou Hitoshi & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Additional Tags: alternate universe - midnight croft au, Adopted Shinsou Hitoshi, Archaeology

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48053983

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Who knew that grammar could be so funny? For all the grammar nerds, English enthusiasts, and wordsmiths out there, this collection of grammar jokes is sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a stickler for punctuation or just enjoy a good play on words, these Grammar Jokes will have you giggling in no time! 1. Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe? It was tired of being taken for granted! 2. What’s a grammar teacher’s favorite type of joke? A punctuation! 3. Why don’t commas ever finish their homework? Because they keep pausing! 4. Why was the exclamation mark so emotional? It had a lot of feelings to express! 5. Why don’t grammar teachers ever tell secrets? Because they hate contractions! 6. What did the run-on sentence say to the period? Why stop now when we can just keep going forever and ever? 7. Why was the colon such a bad date? It was way too possessive! 8. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause! 9. Why did the verb bring string to the party? Because it needed to tie the sentence together! 10. Why do grammar nerds love math? Because of all the sentence structure! 11. What do you call Santa’s little grammar helpers? Subordinate clauses! 12. Why was the semicolon kicked out of the sentence? It was just a period with a tail! 13. Why did the English major break up with their dictionary? Too many definitions! 14. Why are commas such bad drivers? They’re always stopping and starting! 15. Why did the sentence go to the gym? To work on its tense! 16. What’s a grammar lover’s favorite sci-fi movie? The Grammar Matrix—where words bend but never break! 17. Why did the quotation marks stay home? They didn’t want to be taken out of context! 18. What’s the longest word in the English language? “Smiles” because there’s a mile between the first and last letters! 19. Why did the thesaurus cross the road? To get to the other side, or edge, or margin, or boundary! 20. Why don’t grammar mistakes ever make it in Hollywood? Because they’re always getting cut in post! 21. What did the English teacher say to the pencil? Write this down, you’re about to make a point! 22. Why do grammar teachers love reading about vampires? Because they’re all about proper syntax! 23. Why do grammar nerds never get lost? They always know where the next period goes! 24. Why don’t capital letters ever gossip? They like to keep things proper! 25. What do grammar nerds do for fun? Conjugate verbs and diagram sentences—party time! 26. Why do grammar teachers love going camping? Because they enjoy using proper tense when pitching a tent! 27. What did the grammar book say to the detective? I think you’re missing the point! 28. Why did the sentence fail its test? It just couldn’t get its subject together! 29. Why don’t grammarians ever laugh at puns? Because they’re all groan-ians! 30. Why was the apostrophe afraid of the letters? It knew they were out to get possessive! Conclusion Grammar may seem boring to some, but these grammar jokes prove that punctuation, syntax, and sentence structure can be downright hilarious! Whether you're a grammar guru or someone who just loves a good play on words, there's something for everyone to enjoy here. So, next time you’re correcting someone’s grammar, remember to sprinkle in a joke or two!