#Episode 38

[chuckle-clips]

Ted: What if we all are just really stupid and this podcast is only successful because people think it’s funny to listen to us argue and talk because everyone else around us is so smart that they think it’s— it’s a little circus show. 

Charlie: Squid Game [crunch]. 

Schlatt: Thanks for that input, Charlie. 

[allthedamnnamesaretaken1]

Arthur realizing that John is just now learning how to be a person and is still developing his morals instead of just blaming him for making less than ideal decisions is so important to me. Also, John realizing that the king is still a part of him but activly working to not let it affect his decisions is something that I feel so normal about. Listening to the two of them have conversations instead of just arguing the whole time is making me feel very normal and reasonable emotions (lying).

[nassaugirlie]

She clocked her inmediately and he didn't and that's SO FUNNY.

[mapplesand]

I'M A GREEN GOBLIN, FUCK YOU SPIDERMAN

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: August 27…

When Pops gets into a major sugar rush after eating all the donuts that Mordecai and Rigby bought for Benson for the Park meeting, they need to both get Pops back to normal and buy a replacement box. “Sugar Rush” premiered on this day, 12 Years Ago.

[threebooksoneplot]

I can’t get over how Bella acts like a small dog with separation anxiety and Alice is her human who just came back from vacation early because Bella stopped eating out of protest

you're so right. and so the lion fell in love with the Pandemic Pet chihuahua —G

[wbg-quotes]

I got over you being born just fine, if you hadn’t noticed.

[inkblackorchid]

[mydysfunctionalvampirefamily]

[ginsoakedgirl80]

It's been 0 days since Ruyi killed a prince

[creepypastabookclub]

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Works Cited:

The Amityville Cute Farting Cat: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt24200384/ Mama Lynn Saga: https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/htulpj/my_son_came_out_need_advice/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share , https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/hussai/hay_yall_mama_lynn_update/ Smiling and Sitting #5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=tmrXakd_r6I A Burglar’s Guide to the City: -https://withswords.tumblr.com/post/746442663844249600/if-the-doors-locked-try-the-wall, https://burglarsguide.com/

Further Reading:

Caffarello, Vincent; Jennings, Evan; Koyal, Jeffrey; “EverymanHybrid”, https://www.youtube.com/user/everymanhybrid Chiang, Ted; Heisserer, Eric; Villeneuve, Denis, “Arrival”, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2543164/ Danielewski, Mark Z, “House of Leaves” https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/24800 Ferrante, Anthony C; Frasco, Jay; Lando, Jeffery Scott; “House of Bones”, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1334536/ Heisserer, Eric; Sandberg, David F; Wan, James; et al, “Lights Out”, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4786282/ Horrorshow, Kitty; “Anatomy”, https://kittyhorrorshow.itch.io/anatomy Kelberman, Dina; Rackleff, Robby; Resnick, Alan; “This House has People In It”, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj8OtyO2I Miles, Terry; Silver, Nic; “Tanis” http://tanispodcast.com/

Newall, Alexander J.; Sims, Jonathan; “The Magnus Archives” https://rustyquill.com/show/the-magnus-archives/

[chuckle-clips]

Ted: Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle.

Schlatt: Exactly.

Ted: He’s actually a frying pan. Wait—

Schlatt: What?

Ted: Is that what you…?

Charlie: Dude, I think you might’ve picked up some droplets earlier or something.

Schlatt: Yeah, you might’ve inhaled some droplets.

Ted: Oh, I’m high as a kite right now. You guys both look like bears.

Charlie: You look a little— You look a little flushed right now, how’s the traffic, Ted?

Schlatt: You’re looking flushed, man.

Charlie: Check the traffic report for me. Oh, all clear.

Ted: My hands are tentacles right now. I don’t know who my name is.

Charlie: Dude, I genuinely want you so badly… to— to wake up tomorrow—

Ted: [Laughs] I thought you were gonna end it there. I thought you were gonna end it there.

[All laugh]

Ted: Dude, I—

Schlatt: Charlie confesses his love, finally.

Ted: Dude, I want you so badly. ‘Cause that was right when you chose to breathe.

Schlatt: I want you so badly— [laughs]

Ted: That was right in the part of the sentence that you chose to breathe.

Charlie: Dude, dude, I— someone please just clip that part and like make it an animatic or something and just end the fucking video after that.

Ted: We’re giving our fans a lot of work this episode.

[washedoutwings]

NOOO ARTHUR NOOOOOOOOOOOO

JOHN WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST THAT

ARTHUR WHY WOULD YOU AGREEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[nassaugirlie]

The fact that in a tv show this tragic, that takes place at the beginning of the 18th century, we have not only one but TWO queer couples with a happy ending... no one has ever done it like Black Sails.

I'm weeping, I love my middle age gay men so much. RIP Miranda, you deserved to see this, to feel this.

[spindleandsnake]

they dropped the new gathering information as I was listening to the Cori & Elle scene the yuri is too powerful!!!!!

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: June 1…

Finn and Jake storm into Magic Man's house and try to rescue his new apprentice, revealed to be Betty, when the two are trying out an experiment that could have a risky effect on either one of the two. “You Forgot Your Floaties” premiered on this day, 9 Years Ago.