#FF2 Dic Soupcan

[jolluxiscool]

post obligatorio de septiembre de freaks con ropa tipica SOMOS GRANDE VIVA CHILEEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[hoagster]

FF2 FREAK RAMBLING TIME!!!!

Soupcock Porkpie. One of the more or less classic freaks, with his name taking clear inspiration from Painis Cupcake. Honestly I like the direction he was taken in. Dic Soupcan could be considered a freakified version of regular demo, being a drunkard with destructive tendencies. But Soupcock Porkpie leans into the more gory and bloody aspects of freaks. His main shtick is "Gluing" people, which is to dismember them and stick them to walls. Of course this is where I get more headcanony. In a design for soupcock, it shows actual glue on his hands, and tbh I like that idea. So personally, I believe his hands produce collagen like sweat, and this effectively makes glue. I also believe he's in a constant state of, almost melting? Sorta like how people depict Fake Peppino in a way. But then comes the whole. spitting out a cat thing. and I really don't know what to say about it. Does the cat exist as like, a temporary familiar to Soupcock?

[freak-n-ready]

what are the freaks' hobbies when they're not... killing ppl lmfao

Remember that not all the Freaks in this blog kill people.

[incorrect-freak-fortress-quotes]

Polite Spy: Soupcan, are you sure you’re okay?

Dic Soupcan: Yeah, i’m absolutely fine.

Polite Spy: Are you sure? This morning you asked Porkpie if you could borrow some glue to hold your life together.

[girzapata6]

4b for our freaky boi soupcan?

I actually feel proud of this one lol

You can keep sending me more if u want!

[freak-n-ready]

How is Mr. Soupcan?

He’s fine

[freak-n-ready]

Ey Half Life is alive again

No hay traducción(??????)

[girzapata6]

[energon again and its another Kiddie Freak meme!] Intelligent Heavy: "Mr. Soupcan, do you care about us?" | Soupcan: "I drink to forget you all. Especially the knife kid." | Soupcan: *chugs whole chocolate milk jug*

The only good thing to have Soupcan as babysitter is that as soon as he enters the place, he just drink something thinking it might be alcohol and fall asleep in the couch(????

[incorrect-freak-fortress-quotes]

Dic Soupcan: Ahh alcohol, the solution to, and cause of, all of life’s problems.

[freak-n-ready]

Anyone has a opinion about medizard?

Ass Pancakes: What? No! That’s not what I meant!

Don’t feel bad. Tongues grow back

[incorrect-freak-fortress-quotes]

Dic Soupcan: I am not drunk.

Gentlespy: Yes, you are.

Dic Soupcan: I AM NOT DRUNK!

Gentlespy: Can you tell the time?

Dic Soupcan: Yes.

Dic Soupcan, looking at the clock on the wall: I am not drunk!

[freak-n-ready]

do freaks who have been in freak fights still want to kill each other?

You bet.

Tho sometimes they just fight becuase they’re bored.

[incorrect-freak-fortress-quotes]

Magic Mann: Use a Card Against Humanity as an oracle deck.

Dic Soupcan: What can I do to be happy? *Draws a card*

Deck: "Alcoholism"

Dic Soupcan: I'll take it.

[incorrect-freak-fortress-quotes]

I'm not a "casual" dirnker, I'm more like "drink till you're fucked up or don't drink at all" drinker.

— Dic Soupcan totally

[freak-n-ready]

A question to all; what are your opinions on romantic relationships?

This was like playing “Broken Telephone”, but worse.

[girzapata6]

Some Festive Painis doodles I did on christmas that I didn’t posted here on time lol sorry

But, Merry REALLY LATE freaksmas(¿?