#FIX THE FUCKING WASHING MACHINES
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Today’s death of the day is:
Landlord, by mechanical iron maiden
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#kingdom hearts#kh#aqua#terra#ventus#kh 0.2#was hesitant to post this because i have a feeling its probably been done before but fuck it#also ventus and vanitas brothers in being put in the washing machine#gonna try making more gifs for posting now and i am trying so hard to fix the quality issues on them#file size and compression is hell
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I am so fucking exhausted from my incessant and obsessive overthinking
#it is not a big deal in fact it bears no importance and yet! and yet!!!! argh#i get so caught up in my head going over and over and over the same fucking thing#sign me up for a brain transplant#or maybe just some new neural pathways#meins#lobotomy or maybe a proper brainwrashing would be nice#take it out for a spin in the washing machine and hang it up in the garden to dry out#maybe that will fix it some
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I was telling my family at brunch today how I fixed my mom's washing machine with silicone and electrical tape. My grandma said it reminded her of her dad - who was a farmer until he died of a heart attack in his 90s, could fix ANYTHING, and had a yard full of old broken down cars and tractors in case he needed them for parts. There is no one I would rather be like.
#that is the most flattering thing she has ever said to me#not because she doesn't say nice things but usually she compliments things SHE thinks are important#which are generally not the things I value in myself#but that? being able to fix stuff like my great grandpa?#yeah#I'm fucking proud of that#also my grandpa told this story about fixing their washing machine with aluminum from a pop can and waterproof sealant. like ten years ago.#it lasted 7-8 years until they moved out of that house#i believe this is what reddit calls redneck engineering and i love it#hylian rambles
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>weird residue in cpap humidifier
>get machine serviced
>residue comes back
>handwash tank multiple times
>residue comes back
>no visible signs of mold inside the machine
Hhhhhh
#soaking my tube and tank in a water/white vinegar bath and then will wash both with cpap soap and if that doesnt fix the problem im gonna#rip my hair out#ive had the machine since i was 16 but the tube is only a couple years old and the humidifier tank i replaced only a few months ago#because i thought maybe the residue was due to the age and condition of the old humidifier tank#i have not had this issue until sometime this year and i am at a fucking loss as to why#the residue is slimey and has a yeasty smell and is sometimes green tinged so its obviously something growing but i have no leads at all#as to how it keeps coming back#this is my first shot at the vinegar bath so im really hoping that it kills it off since apparently soap hasnt been enough#ive looked at my machine internals and there is no traces of anything growing in the internal pipes its all so ??????
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ah! sane, i maaay not be. to be determined
#salmon was half off and we had it with hollandaise and potatoes and steamed vegetables and it was soooo good perfectly soft and everything#and the whole family was happy and normal and i put the dishes in the washing machine and then sat down to eat strawberries (which were#also on sale lol). actual peace‚ bliss even#it was a little frightening but anyway i thought to myself. this literally fixed me. it was like grass#a good meal. sunshine. etc. oh and i also sat in the garden#but honestly i looked through this issue of spin and saw it had trey parker and matt stone as well and i copped that for myself too#so who's fixed now 💀💀💀#no but genuinely other than that it's laughable that in certain moments i'm like. hah. nothing to see here no turbulence i'm the most#well adjusted person on planet fucking earth. i've cracked the fucking code#and then.#kata.txt
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im fucking tired bro i have so much shit to do and everyone's fucking dying or having emotional breakdowns and relying on me like my god i should have quit uni when i had the chance stop asking me to do things ill kms
#well not quit but taken the dean's leave#like i hoped id have a free tomorrow so i could finally make arrangements to fix my motherfucking washing machine but no#my grandma has to be fucking dying 300km away and i gotta go see her because my mom didnt let me last time i was there#and i kinda hate her but im gonna hate myself more if i dont go to see her#i feel like throwing up at the thought of another funeral#im so fucking tired and angry like jesus christ BASTA
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I had a funny silly thing to say about something I found in past Discord conversations about some stuff I've been doing here but nah fuck that
Guess which FNaF author has apparently been tormenting me with frustrating plots, a love for wasted screen time and a lack of details needed to tell the fucking story, since Felix the Shark.
#in the discord i have devolved into just screaming the author's name#like I'm begging her to see what she's done but also using it with enough sarcasm to sink a ship lmao#this ONE author is driving me insane how is she getting these past editors???#they all feel like rough drafts at BEST#which they might be!!#god i read warrior cats and it didn't annoy me as much as this...#obsessed with tubes of doom and scared of giving any sort of clues for literally anything#and there's no way she's not minted.#what average person refers to a queen anne mansion as fucking FIXER UPPER#that could be afforded on this one guy solo making robotic vacuums that are expensive to make in every way possible???#bro... he even ran away from his grief by travelling the world like no he did not you plum#couldn't afford to set up a washing machine or to fix the roof or to buy a tiger plush.#where did he fucking go? a foreign food section of the local tesco???#escaped his grief in a postcard shop???#ah yes the local chinese takeaway. i have experienced the joys of all of China!!!#like come on dipshit you're a PROFESSIONAL in a PUBLISHED BOOK#that's got an 'about' section talking about how good of a writer you are!!!#WHERE DID HE GO ANDREA????#COME ON ANDREA WHERE DID HE FUCKING GO WITH NO MONEY ANDREA???#WHERE'D HE GO FOR YEARS ANDREA???#HOW'D HE AFFORD HIS RENTED PLACE WITH FUCK ALL ANDREA???#DID HE SELL THE WAREHOUSE OF DOOM ANDREA???#DID HE JUST SHOW UP AND CLAIM IT AS HIS ANDREA????#ANDREEEAAAAAAAAA GET OUTTA THE TUBES AND ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEE#bskdndk as you can see I'm perfectly sane about published fiction reading like a pitch summary.#the fucking tubes man...#andrea please... your characters are already suffering so much...#please have mercy... you even sent the rollercoaster to the tubes...#you don't have to do this andrea... there's a better way...#the tubes don't have to be real... it's okay...
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Guess who nearly cracked their skull open due to my family's neglect of our household utilities being broken🙃🙃🙃🙃✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
#our washing machine refuses to work properly so guess who had to manually wring out all of the laundry after 1h of trying to make it work✌🏻#and wringing out towels sucks. ass.#they kept creating a bigass puddle so I decided to rehang them over the bathtub in our bathroom#crashed the shower curtain rack because it couldn't hold the weight of the offending towels and nearly broke the drying rack#and slipped against the water that was there from me cleaning up the puddles and got there and narowly avoided a dying a pathetic death#fuck my family who refuses to fix it because 'it works fine enough' BITCH I HAVE AN EXZEMA BREAKOUT NOW#ughhhhhhhhhh#i am so angry#toxic family#dysfunctional family
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Do you ever have those shifts where just everything goes wrong
#bitch tell me why not a single person emptied the fucking bucket and it LEAKED ALL OVER THE FLOOR#and at the same time we were trying to make 5 plant based drinks (which had all been ordered in a row mind you) AND one of the coffee#machines had decided it wasn’t going to make hot chocolate anymore#AND someone ordered two luxury hot chocolates AND we had hot food to cook#i was trying to serve customers while avoiding stepping in the#coffee/milk/water mess on the floor#AND keeping an eye on two milk frother machines and trying not to get in the way of the two people who were fixing the machine#a job that takes one person mind you#like why am i the only person serving customers right now?? why am i the ONLY person who ever seems to be serving customers#at times like this#and customers were being so rude for no reason and i was seconds away from blowing up at somebody#i resorted to being sarcastically nice with everybody and cashiering as fast as possible to rush everyone through#and then i did some washing up and i had to pretty much order one of my coworkers to take over cashiering so that i could wash up#and i ✨sliced by thumb open trying to wash a knife✨ because of course i did#and THEN tell me why my coworker managed to fuck up on the till after being on it for about 5 minutes and perhaps 2 customers#i was like. i can’t help you. i’m fucking bleeding and i can’t find a plaster in the first aid kit because motherfuckers are apparently#cutting themselves constantly#i found one eventually though#then i got back on the till lol. and felt vindicated. like girl NOW do you realise why i get snippy when i’m trying to cashier AND make#drinks AND get cakes AND hot food orders were coming through???#you took over from me for five minutes and almost charged a guy 24.60 for a hot chocolate. DO YOU SEE NOW#do you see now why i get snippy when there are four alive competent people behind me doing fuck all and i need a latte before i can get rid#of this person. and not only have you not made me the latte but you are STANDING FULLY IN THE WAY OF THE MACHINE I NEED TO USE TO MAKE THE#LATTE??????? like if you’re not going to help then at least get out of the thoroughfare. goddamn#i love when a 4 hour shift literally feels worse than a 9-5. it’s great actually :)))))))))))))#personal
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It makes me mad that Im. At least pretty sure before opening a new business buildings have to be inspected pretty thoroughly and prepared and up to a certain standard but it feels like with places people actually live like houses and apartments landlords are able to just make shit the bare minimum level of quality as long as it looks fine and clean on a surface level
#im like. sick of moving into places that r fucking barley holding together and they charge so much damn money for us to live here#but it feels like they dont even inspect them or clean them b4hand#when we first moved into our apartment the floors would regularly make our feet black and#our washing machine stinks. i opened the fabric softener dispenser to find it hadnt been cleaned at all and was full of mold and grime#the windoseals r all rotted and regularly grow fungus too no matter how much i wipe them down or disinfect them#i found out the entire back of my bathroom sink isnt sealed bc i spilled water and it all poured under the cabinet#also my roommates window leaks and when we first moved in the landlord was just like 'yeah that happens we dont know how to fix it'?????#it drives me insane like how is this legal lmao#u get to live in this overpriced stinky unclean place and u cant even paint the walls. die#i dont even hate my apartment i actually rlly like it but i wish they legally were obligated to get a professional clean and inspection#not just a passive handwave like 'yeah this is fine i guess'#also the power outlet r constantly constantly giving us problems its so fucking stupid
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There’s a suuuuper good chance I just lose my shit entirely this weekend.
#I don't know what's wrong with my leg but I'm thinking shin splints#and the doctor and the massage guy and the internet have all said the same thing: rest and ice and compression#but I only have one pair of compression socks and they keep getting wet#because the stupid kitchen sink is backed up and I need my dad's help to fix it#but for the second night in a row#he can't/won't#so for the second night in a row I tried to fix it and failed and flooded the kitchen out#which means I can't cook or clean or do dishes#and my kitchen is a DISASTER#and my socks are wet#but in the meantime#he also won't help with literally anything else#and my mom is still bed bound and can't#so I have to go up and down the stairs a bajillion times a day to do laundry or fetch things or set up my mom's ice machine or or or#which means I'm NOT RESTING MY LEG#which means it keeps hurting/going numb#meanwhile my entire routine is thrown way the fuck off because everything is messy and I can't fix it#and my mom doesn't feel well so she's set up camp in my bathroom so I can't use the bathroom or shower or get water when I need to#since I CAN'T GO TO THE KITCHEN FOR WATER#and I can't do MY laundry because I'm continuously washing towels from drying the floor in the kitchen#and my dog keeps wanting to go outside#which means MORE STAIRS#and my dad won't help with him either#so I'm not resting#I can't shower#I can't use the bathroom#I can't get water or cook or clean or do ANYTHING#except re-irritate my leg#and make a BIGGER MESS CUZ I CAN'T CLEAN SHIT#and since I can't cook/have no space in my kitchen because we had to empty the under the sink cabinet
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can't I just have this one thing? One fucking thing.
#hana's random text posts#my washing machine was broken#and wasn't warming up water#my dad promised me he knows a guy who can fix it#he came took my washing machine away#and after a week he brought it back saying it's fixed#only for the washing machine not only not warming up water#but actually not working at all#I'm so tired#I now have to take my laundry to my mom's house#until I figure out what to do#it's not even my washing machine but my fucking landlords#but if I contact my landlord he probably raises my rent which will cost more than a repair of the washing machine#or so I thought
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BRO WHY IS IT THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING HAS DECIDED TO FALL APART AT THE SAME TIME
#i mean this very literally#there must be some kinda murphy's law for furniture and appliances#first my blind breaks#then my bedframe breaks#the washing machine is basically unusable#dehumidifier broke but that's only one tiny plastic jibber so mayyybe it's glueable#stovetop still works but the burner plates are so fucked#yard brush fell apart AGAIN#and ofc all the things that were already broken (tumbledryer. couch arm. oven...) aren't magically any more fixed#oh yeah the hot water tap in the bathroom!!! that stopped working like a monthago#at least it was only the tail end of winter??? not QUITE as bad as it coulda been???#oh and the dishwasher is like half broken#well one of them is fully broken#the other works but 1 in 4 times it doesn't drain#OH AND THE LIGHTS#the perfectly normal functional lights that my dad replaced with fuckin wifi controlled bulbs that operate entirely from q#1 app on HIS phone#and it took him MONTHS to install switches for them that we could use so we had to fucking ASK him every time#AND he had them set to turn on to red by default bc he 'finds it calming' but it MAKES ME NAUSEOUS#and now we do have switches but A- they don't have actual clickers#B- switches and bulbs arbitrarily have been deciding they don't wanna play ball any more#and the only way to fix it is to screw the bulb into the socket of a functioning bulb and then return it#FOR SOME REASON#this happens every few weeks#and he's on the other side of the planet so if the software glitches he can't do shit about it#same system also controls the heating!!! we can't choose the temperature easily we need to ASK HIM#and when the heaters turn on the fairy lights strobe for SOME. REASON.#why does he maintain his delusions of having a smart house when EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BROKEN#and whenever he attempts diy it takes like a week. usually doesn't work or breaks stuff more in the process. and he's angry the whole time#lexi stfu challenge
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waking up and immediately being confronted with hellish levels of stress, what else is new?
#sometimes i wonder how my roomie even survived until now#cause they keep fucking things up monumentally all the time#i've spent hours now trying to fix the washing machine they almost ruined#sure. no biggie. it's not like i had plans with my partner or anything.#text
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Local boy who doesn’t know how to fix washing machine attempts to fix washing machine
#do I know how to fix a washing machine? fuck no.#do I have the internet and a vague idea of how to do it? yes.
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