#FUNNEY JOKE.

[postmakerkiwi]

🌕 Starlit Fracture Hills - Potion Cellar 🐖

The Alchemist's workshop is located on the lower level of the land, just outside the lava field's reach, meaning it's been surrounded by Earthshapers ever since they first showed up. Though judging by the sounds coming from there, it doesn't seem like this has done anything to deter his work.

photo via GameFAQs

[dhmis-autism]

hrm... i dont think u guys are NHS certified.....

[kangals]

I couldn’t take any pics bc they did the thing where you have to put your phone in a locked case, but for a birthday present I got to go see Jon Stewart doing stand-up last night and it was so fun!! He was hilarious and as someone who’s been watching the daily show for about 20 years now it was super cool to watch an in-person show :’)

[spider-man-2o99]

The prevailing belief of many ASTV viewers seems to be that Miguel O'Hara is an actual, literal vampire. Do you think this funny.

Nope! <3 it shows such a lack of willingness to do even Basic Research that would take maybe two seconds to look up that it makes me want to Kill. like. cmon. he has Fangs because he's half-spider...,,.,

They're hollow, and whenever he Bites People, it is specifically with the intent to POISON them with the VENOM from his FANGS-- he also Says That every time he does it, like he's an anime character, lol, and it means a lot to me. we don't know the exact makeup or potency of his venom, but we Do know that it's fast-acting, paralytic, and (apparently, thankfully) non-toxic, at least.

[hungryhyena]

every time i pirate acquire music i flash back to my dad teaching me to rip cds & download yt vids & avoid viruses as a kid

thanks for the crime knowledge, dad

[cipher-fresh]

Prefacing this that YES I am the fun police and I think everyone should only eat plain granola bars and drink low-fat milk. If the only thing you’ve gotten from the Gravity Falls revival is “haha billford yaoi ford fucked that triangle” you are missing an extremely large amount of the text and character motivations about Ford escaping functionally an abusive relationship

[gaylittlerichie]

makes a podfic of my own fic so you are forced to hear the entire thing in british accent

[lovely-v]

here is the thing about liking obscure music. i WANT more people to be into it. i WANT to play songs with less than a thousand spotify streams for people and have them go "wow I love this! I need to get into this artist!" I would love for some of my favorite garage bands to get popular enough for their CDs to be available at places I shop. I hate music gatekeeping!! I hate 'heard them first' and 'REAL fan' culture!!! however. if a song i like gets popular on tiktok. i do just a little bit feel like blowing up the earth.

[vigilskeep]

scrolling through my earliest da writing is just haha that’s funny what was i thinking. okay WHEN was that pc romancing that character. zevran/tabris?? trevelyan/dorian?? wait when tf did i write “in war, victory. i have no respect for half measures” “you taught him that, did you?” “anders justice did not have to be taught. nor, i suspect, did you, champion of kirkwall”. okay WHEN did i write out mahariel dying in battle against solas in some kind of imagined da4 showdown as he says “da’len you have fought too long and too bravely for a world that did not deserve you”. why do i have a completely different multiwarden setup happening here with an amell death scene where morrigan’s in love with him. what was wrong with me

[sludgeguzzler]

I hate third wheeling. Either I'm also getting kissed and fondled too or no one is gonna be kissing and fondling in here

[latinokaeya-moving]

sooo unfair that i’ve been thinking of the “alice as diluc’s mum” jokey idea for a while now and then with this windblume it’s suddenly become this much closer to a real theory that ppl r beginning to subscribe to bc of the teapot thing making ppl think that maybe diluc’s mum was in the hexenzirkel

[lovelylovelyartist]

Teaching myself ocarina cause I finally bought myself a nice one at renfaire, hey music is hard

[axemetaphor]

tbh john having a matrix phase is so transgender of him

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

in my hurry to write about the Themes I forgot to include that I was specifically talking about tf2 fanfiction. Like, I like when those are blended together. But also now I will shut the fuck up because clearly you don't want me sending you asks lol

Is it just me or is this the rudest, most guilt-tripping way to possibly word this? I don't "clearly not want you sending me asks", I was confused as to the relevance of what you had sent me to this blog. I am a human person and my inbox is not a replacement for the original post button. No one's entitled to my attention and ur not gonna make me feel bad for Clearly Not Even Caring or whatever lol

[foxtive]

isnt t4t that game with the old guys who shoot each other and are blue sometimes and stuff