#Fashion Police

[eltystuffs]

Meet Crime Scene

Crime Scene is a Christmas present for one of my friends on Discord! She has a trash sense of fashion because she's a opossum but that doesn't stop her from committing crimes against scenecore.

Last minute fangs were added for ultimate defense mechanism

[dtpreek]

[davekat-sucks]

i wouldve liked kanaya with terezi actually, they both got shafted by vriska, terezi fits kanayas type and she seems so lonely

ternaya is better than davekat?

Kanaya x Terezi aka Fashion Police is better than Davekat.

[lucysssworld]

Only thinking of her today!

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[cuntyko]

alll righty on to the met gala looks that did the job... and did it correctly in no particular order ofc cause I don't have time to do rankings or anything... plus I would add zendayas look but I feel like everyone has seen both of them everywhere but yea she did the damn thing.

Taylor russell for Loewe

this is like renaissance art... Loewe? more like Louvre. like absolutely sickening

Erykah Badu for Comme Des Garçons

duh... ok at first I didn't like it with the theme.. but then I thought about it and like sure its not giving fairytale princess but that's not Badu so her wearing something from rei a more avant grade designer is like her way of fitting with the theme so I appreciate that... plus I really like the look

Teyana Taylor for The Blonds

YES! YES! YES!!! like her cavaliers benchwarmer ex husband had to admit she looked drop dead gorgoussss no other words. im not familiar designer but it doesn't matter in fact kudos to her that's dope.

Chloe sevigny for Dilara Findikoglu

she ate the theme down that's all I gotta say... this is what I expected to see more of like STANDARD

Sienna miller for Chloe

I love this I feel like it gives woodland fairy it totally encompasses her boho vibe its not that out there which is why I kinda struggled to where I liked it for like any red carpet atmosphere or if it actually fit the theme but again I do feel like its true to Sienna miller's style so ill give it to her.

precious lee for Bad Binch TongTong

again not familiar with this designer but come on do you see those wings the crystal details WOW just wow

Mona Patel for Iris van Herpan

gagged... fav look of the night period... idc idc and the arm pieces moved... STOP just stop

Dove Cameron for Diesel

yes... I saw how she her and her team came to putting this look together on vogue and I just loved how she described it I couldn't have said it better so im not gonna try. but this is again one of those looks where I was like yes read the invite and followed it to a T

Harris Reed for Harris Reed

again renaissance art... sculptural gorgeous both of these looks by Harris reed actually

Demi Moore for Cartier and Harris Reed

giving queen of hearts... yes I love the silhouette

Queen Latifah and Eboni Nichols for Thom Browne

I really don't have much to say about this one I just rlly like it its just soooooo Queen Latifah so yesss auntie you betta work

Eliza Gonzalez rivera for Del Core and Cartier

this dress literally looks like a flower petal and its just sooooo pretty.. I couldn't not say anything

Amelia Gray for Undercover and Messika

I really really like this look... I like how out there it is ... I think its like wicked step sister in a Tim Burton movie I think its really cute idk

Laufey for Atelier Prabal Gurung

pretty sure the theme was like sleeping beauty something something and this dress is deadass giving aurora slay....

Ivy Getty for Conner Ives

in love with this look and I don't have much to say besides that... miss girl nailed it

Jodie Turner-Smith for Burberry and Chopard

absolutely gorgeous and I love the all white with the dark eye makeup and dark blue accents absolutely stunning

Nicki Minaj for Marni

this is so onika and I love it she's like the kitchy fairy godmother like this is how I imagine her in the beginning of my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

Barry Keoghan for Burberry

ok victorian slayyyy and I love the brown velvet and the silver details yess.

Jessica Biel for Ralph and Cartier

again... aurora slay its really about the color and the hair with this look for me... do I digggg the feathers? no but idk it works for the theme

Lana Del Rey for Alexander McQueen

YESSSSSS motherrrrr y'all should know by now I loveee me some Alexander McQueen baby and the lil rose touch... yes a lot of people where just throwing flowers on their looks just to "be on theme" but you can tell this is intentional it works here and she deadass is giving woodland storybook princess

lil nas x for Luar

I really like this look and the draping and the silhouette I think it looks very posh like a wedding cake topper... honestly one of my favorite looks from him... ever

Nelly korda for Oscar del la Renta

at first I thought maybe this dress was too busy and it made it look like a grandma dress HOWEVER I do kinda like how cooky and kitchy this looks maybe I would put the hair up but other than that I kinda diggg this look

Elle Fanning for Balmain and Cartier

Gorgeous regal wow and the shoulders they look like birds pulling cinderella dress up as she was getting ready or whatever... and I love how theres no necklace cause it totally wouldve distracted from this beautiful dress.

Aurora James for Ana Khouri

I diggg the drapery like Taylor Russell and the wood bodice and the wooden jewelry such a nice touch but this definitely is giving renaissance art

[weratebeanz]

Basks on laptop keyboard, while judging your ‘fit.

2/10 for productivity, 10/10 for fashion police audition.

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Spy x Family [2023]

[axelwolf8109]

Breezango is needed immediately

[boag]

These super basic straightforward critiques of Dita Von Teese’s festival look had me entirely unprepared for what Joan was abt to say like this just knocked the fucking wind out of me 😭

[dtpreek]

[davekat-sucks]

KARKAT < = ♥️♦️♠️♣️ = > SOLLUX

TEREZI < = ♥️♦️♠️♣️ = > KANAYA

How hard was that?

ANON'S TROLL SHIPPING CHART is better than davekat!

*Buy it alongside karkat's shipping chart for maximum character growth and satisfying narrative resolutions

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[princessheatherblossom]

Officer Rarity: Croc-ing down on crime

Me as Officer Rarity

EmeraldSpencer as croc addict

@brawny-buck as cameraman

[maceyscreator]

[haitianempress]

Me after judging all those outfits

These are my fav though

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming

[cuntyko]

this years met gala legit pissed me off a bit.. like you would swear in the invitation it said “dress in all neutrals” because oooo girl.. I was seeing a sea of beiges and silvers and whites and just all neutral tones I was so irritated...

cause what was this? what was the theme? black tie event? NOOOOO so like what's the problem most of the outfits you'd expect to see at the Grammys or the vmas fuck it some of these dresses you'd expect to see at the kids choice awards before the met. especially cause the theme was like sleeping beauty in the garden... I expected color fuckin some color at least. everyone showed up lookin like the were ready for the renaissance tour... just sparkly and silver....

but anyways I guess here are my fav OFF THEME outfits that you could really see at any red carpet event but they were cute none the less ...

Zoe Saldana for chloe

charli xcx for Marni

Sophia coppola for Chanel and cartier

tom ford for saint Laurent

Jamie Dornan for loewe

Kendall jenner for Givenchy

Rebecca Ferguson for thom Browne

irina shayk for Swarovski

Fka twigs for stella McCartney

keke palmer for marc jacobs

honorable mentions:

alton mason for thom Browne

vittoria ceretti for alaia

da' vine joy randolph for gap

olivier rousteing for balmain

he really ate ngl and showed out and he also gets a pass because of the story behind his look

but yea i’ll come back with my favorite looks that followed the theme