#Fazbear Frights incorrect quotes

[thatoneautisticfnaffan]

Hazel: I know what Alec’s problem is; he’s got ASD.

Meg: No he doesn’t, sweetie.

Alec: No I don’t… what is that?

Hazel: I’d tell you but you’d wander off before I got to the (Alec wonders off) 'S'.

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Oswald’s Father: Card got declined at Jeff’s and they kept my kid. Sorry, Oswald, that rabbit is your father now.

[fnafverse-quotes]

“If I saw a portal, I would jump into it. No questions asked.”

- Oswald, about to go… Into The Pit

[tiny-tinker-gacha101]

Millie: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!

Funtime Freddy: With NAPALM.

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Funtime Freddy: :)

Millie: >:(

Funtime Freddy: Turn that frown upside down!

Millie: ):<

Funtime Freddy: Not sure what I was expecting...

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*Millie and Funtime Freddy are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff.*

Millie: Oh my god, Funtime Freddy, backwards!

Funtime Freddy: Really, Millie? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

[fazfrightsquotes]

Millie: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Millie: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Greg: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Colton: So did their neck.

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

Millie’s grandpa: MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL GOT CANCELLED?!!???!

Brooke: Oh my god, did it say a slur?

Millie’s grandpa: NO, THEY WERE KEEPING CORPSES-

[incorrectfivenights]

Funtime Freddy: We have fun, don’t we, Millie?

Millie: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[sweethoneyrose83]

Funtime Freddy: Why do you always wear black?

Millie: Because it’s a color of sophistication and control.

Funtime Freddy: It’s 97 degrees outside, and you’re dying.

Millie: panting Sophistication... and control...

[anenderstar]

Incorrect quotes with Alrah / Sarec !! (Alecxsarah)

(also yes, it's lazy, like srsly im tired rn so srry if its bad lmao 😴)

[officermaddie23]

Why is your report card on the celling

Funtime Freddy: Why is your report card on the celling

Millie Fitzsimmons: You said bring up my grades

Funtime Freddy: I did say that let me see them

[thatoneautisticfnaffan]

Basically what happened in The New Kid

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Mick: Why would you think any of this was a good idea??!

Devon: Probably because I have severe anger problems and a questionable moral compass.

Mick:

Mick: Oh…

Devon: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Funtime Freddy: Completely sober in the workshop googling worst medieval executions.

Millie:

Millie: Get me out of here.

[fnafverse-quotes]

Springtrap: Come, Michael! You’ll like being dead!

Michael: That’s what they said about being alive.

[zombieplaguedoc]

Iceland: Hey big brother?

Norway: *smiling a bit cause Iceland called him big brother* Yes little brother?

Iceland: Would you mind if me and Ali burned down a church when we get married?

Norway: *complete visible shock*

Iceland: -_- It'll be fake, you moron. Me and her want to try for a black metal wedding without burning down a real church.

Norway: *lets out a sigh of relief* Oh thank heavens you didn't mean a real one. I-I'll see what I can do.

*Later*

Me: So, how did asking Finland and Norway go?

Iceland: *sighs* Finland said no, right after he lectured me and threatened to send me to an asylum, and I think Norway almost has a heart attack. What about you? How did it go over with Sweden and Denmark?

Me: Same as you except I'm pretty sure Sweden had an actual heart attack and Denmark's scared of me now.

Iceland: So now what?

Me: We can disguise Fazbear Frights as a church and burn that.

Iceland: Won't William be mad?

Me: Michael won't.

Iceland: How will we pull it off?

Me: Buy our own pews online and get rid of the plushies and animatronics?

Iceland: Or we could sell them to buy props and gasoline and pay for a band.

Me: That works too.

[fazfrightsquotes]

Sarah: Why isn’t the animatronic smirking at me?

Millie: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re

all just imagining it.

Oscar: Three people saw it, Millie. How do you

explain that?

Millie: *points at Greg* Sleep deprivation. *points at Colton* Paranoia. *points at Devon* Delusional personality disorder.

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

Millie: If you kill me, you’ll bring down the Wraith of my crew

Random Afton Robotics worker: …don’t you mean wrath?

Millie’s grandpa, CTW Funtime Freddy, and the Stitchwraith: *dropping down from the ceiling*

Millie’s grandpa drawing back a baseball bat: No she does not