༉‧₊˚ Sleeping with Eggnog
Synopsis: In dire need of sleep, your first thought was to fall face-first into the comfiest spot in sight. Though it wasn’t a bed, you stumble across Eggnog; in your eyes, he’s the next best thing.
Notes: 500+ words; can be seen as platonic or romantic; gender-neutral Master Attendant
"Eggnog..." You whine, approaching him. Eggnog was originally seated on a sofa when you entered the room, his gaze out the window. You’d just got back from something that clearly did not leave you in the most energetic of states, your heavy steps toward him suggesting your exhaustion.
He looks away from the window and over to you, "Master Attendant? Is something the matter?" He quirked an eyebrow, quickly glancing at the way you moved. "You're walking as though you were drunk, Attendant.” Eggnog stifles a laugh when you pout and continues teasing, “You didn't drink anything weird, did you? Ah, and before you answer, I promise it wasn't me who spiked anything, alright?" You give him a look that suggests he may be lying to your face. The Food Soul replies by raising his hands up defensively, smiling awkwardly as if he'd just been caught. "I swear, it wasn't me! At least tell me why you're so... like this." He gestures to your posture, noting how your eyes weren't even fully open. Though you weren't drunk, Eggnog thought that you might as well be; you looked ready to pass out any minute.
Speaking of passing out, the Food Soul was just about to suggest you lay down when his eyes go wide. Without giving him so much as a warning, you fell over top of him, a heavy sigh escaping your lips as you practically drop into his lap. "Master Attendant-! Are you okay??" Your only response was a muffled "mhm." You proceeded to fidget in his lap, trying to get comfortable. Eggnog chuckled and relaxed. "You had me worried there, Master Attendant. I thought I really might've done something- err... at least, something accidental." You face him and explain that you’re just tired and want to sleep… With him specifically. He doesn’t seem to question it and welcomes your clinginess to him. He finds it rather adorable.
"Alright, alright, I bet you just want to rest now, huh?" You hum, burying your face into Eggnog's chest.
"You can keep talking..." You mumble.
Eggnog tilts his head to the side, "Oh? Any reason why, Master Attendant?" When you don't respond, he pokes your side. "Master Attendant~ I asked a question, it's only polite if you reply~" With a small huff you mutter a response.
"You're comfortable," you say simply. "...And your voice is nice."
His cheeks turn pink.
…My voice?
He sighs in fake exasperation, fighting back a smile. “Okay~ Well, it's boring if I'm just talking to myself, so why don't I sing you something? Would you like that, Master Attendant?" He feels you nod, sighing a little as you cuddle him. He smiles softly and clears his throat, "Now I'm no bard, so don't judge me if I sound bad. Buuuut then again, you like my voice anyway~" Relaxing into the chair with you on his lap, Eggnog sings an old song he'd heard from somewhere long ago. The melody fits his voice, and you almost melt in Eggnog's arms, his comforting presence washing over you like a warm blanket.
He finishes the last line of the song, and soon enough, Eggnog finds you already asleep. “Master Attendant?” Eggnog says, poking your cheek twice. "Master Attendant?"
You really were sound asleep, he wasn’t going to wake you now. So peaceful, he thinks. Eggnog was definitely going to tease you about this later. For now though, he’ll stay by your side and make sure he’s with you after you wake.
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MUSE LIST, you can ask one, or both if they are grouped up.
Loona and Millie.
Aloy
Alex, clover and Sam
Class 1-A ladies
Marinette and Ayla (aka ladybug and Rena rouge)
Any lady from borderlands
Nicole watterson
Garnet, amithest, and Pearl
Chloe and Nadine
Hornet
My kinks are, weight gain, burping, farting, inflation of any kind except pregnancy, shrinking, growth, hypnosis, and animal tf.
Just no extreme nsfw popping, scat”
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If Ovenbreak does go down I am going to be so pissed off. Hundreds of hours down the drain ffs
Kakao Cookie Run and Cookie Wars say 'Hi'.
No, but in all seriousness, I too would be pissed because 1. the time investment that so many people (myself included, even though I haven't played the game in a minute) have put into it, and 2. DevSis just can not let their games die gracefully, holy shit.
It's almost always a case of 'new shiny game, let's turn one of the previous ones into a clunky, P2W shitshow before cutting it'.
Also, we can't ignore the fact that for as many shiny, fully-voiced Cookies we have in Kingdom, we still have 70+ characters and designs that beat some of them out of the water.
... You had Marshmallow AND Eggnog RIGHT THERE for Cookies you could have added to Kingdom for Christmas, DevSis! I swear, between the Ovenbreak shenanigans and the BTS collab, that company has brainworms.
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I read the first line and the first thing that came to mind is
WhEN WILL U LEARN
WHEN WILL U LEARN
THAT UR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
reeeeeeeeee
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