#Fh

[lunarrolls]

i need to think about how bad fig's bard teacher was for a second. because girl what do you mean the student who has trouble with authority and structure asked you for an alternative teaching plan that wouldn't take much effort on your part so she wouldn't fail out of school and you know she's an incredibly talented bard and instead of trying to help her learn the way she's asking you take the suggestion as a personal offense. and then you just stop teaching classes entirely while making your students write a really targeted essay. like dude. what

[brennan-lee-mother]

Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

[licensedproldier]

forever obsessed with brennan's choice to not use porter's legendary resistances on adaine's detect thoughts because he doesnt consider it enough of a threat. like FUCK man. his downfall is literally what makes him a bad fucking teacher. from the very beginning porter has clearly only respected one type of strength. we watch him first day of freshman year dismiss gorgug for singing a song when asked what rage means to him. we watch him hand on shoulder tell gorgug after sophomore year-- who has two apocalypses under his belt by then-- that he's not a proper barbarian because his rage is defensive. he (jace, but, same faction) literally sends two detect thoughts at gorgug and doenst even WAIT to confirm if they worked before retreating because he CANNOT, WILL NOT, believe that gorgug can resist them. and hey listen i know that artificer is an int based caster and detect thoughts is a wis save-- but just think about the fucking foolish, arrogant disrespect that is targeting the kid who multiclassed into an intelligence-based class and being SO confident that it was the wrong choice and made him less effective as a party member that you dont even bother to check if he resisted your MIND-BASED spell. because you believe so strongly that a decision that doenst increase his physical, barbarian strength is a bad decision that made him weaker and lesser in every way. it just makes it all the more poetic when, hey, why would he worry about a measly detect thoughts from the party wizard cowering in the back? he can hit people so hard he crystalizes their blood, and that's the ultimate fucking HEIGHT of power right?

loser.

[aroacesetitoff]

It's you. Despite everything, it's still you.

[swordsandstitches]

One last silly before this presidency blows up the world

[beachytablecloth]

how do i tell people that when i text them “hey girlie” i am not saying “hey 🥰 girlie 💞🧚” but actually this

[moonlightmagical]

“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

Dimension 20: Fantasy High Season 3, Episode 10: Cursed Out

[vivitalks]

freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia

junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress

[ewwww-what]

Ugh. Literally just let her go home???

[lunarrolls]

i will also never be over zac gaslighting himself into thinking porter’s a good teacher. like he clearly thought they were headed towards a whole “the struggle made you better at what you do so it’s fine actually” message, so he leaned in, because it’s a collaborative story, but the second porter’s revealed to have been a bitchass bully the whole time, zac LOSES HIS MIND

[dropoutsource]

@intrepidheroesource intrepid heroes appreciation week ⤳ day four: favorite relationship

I would also like to say that Fabian is the champion of the Elven Oracle for any further future dance offs. Fabian, you become known as the Oracle of Dance, a sub-oracle of the Elven Oracle.

[licensedproldier]

Anyone remember fhsy when everyone was wondering how they were going to steal agueforts watch and gorgug went and called him while they were arguing and very politely asked if he could borrow it and ALSO very respectfully suggested he should maybe try reaching out to ayda again. and single-handedly fixed the misunderstanding that kept them from reconciling while also solving the watch problem. anyone remember that becasue i do and i want to explode into a million pieces every time. gorgug thistlespring the character you are.

[aroacesetitoff]

Jorjuj and The Gukgak

[cosmosnout]

Their girlfriends are back in town🎉

[esmeamesart]

Fake complicated women when a real complicated woman pulls up !