#FloridaWoman

[shockinglyunambitious]

Zero character growth, change is overrated. 2022, 2022, 7” x 5” ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ #painting #mixedmedia on #birch #wood #glitter #floridawoman #gold #chalk #oilstick #oilpainting #acrylic #pastel #glitterpaint #chalkpastel #contemporary #contemporaryart #drawing #paint #yellow #draw #drawing #studio #rainbow #neon #florida #miami #gold #goldleaf #crystal (at Miami Vice) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClOYArpLs1V/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[globespacenews]

A mother and her 10-month old baby killed in a fire tragedy after a Charles Ivy the father of two of the children torched the house she was living with her children #DenJahMoore #CharlesIVY #FloridaWoman

[yindes]

I confirm they don't lol

[blaqsbi]

Post: I Thought I Could Vote: 69-Year-Old Florida Woman Charged with Fraud for Voting After Receiving... https://www.blaqsbi.com/5rza

[cmanateesto]

Consumerist hedonism be like...

[thebooklush]

As much as I love to travel, and as much as I poke fun of my crazy home state, I’m always happy to return. Does anyone else feel this way? #floridawoman #flamingo #authorsofinstagram #writingcommunity #amwriting #cozymystery #booknerd #homesweethome #timetowrite #tpaflamingo #airportlife (at Tampa International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqGI5VpLUaN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bigflickenergy]

New video out now! Click link in bio to watch! With the recent release of Cocaine Bear, I wanted to look into similar viral news stories that could be made into fun films and shows and came up with 5 prpjwcts that would take the world by storm with the right people attached. #cocainebear #bear #cocaineshark #netflix #attackofthemethgator #christmas #emuwars #greatemuwar #emuwar #floridaman #floridawoman #movie #movies #film #films (at Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpqh2mHvtRV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[spin7fields]

Florida is…

61) The place where this monster was found to be in possession of over one ton of child pornographic material: Florida man found with over “one ton” worth of child pornography 62) The place where instant karma was visited upon an idiot: Fleeing Florida motorcyclist flips off police before getting hit by truck 63) The place where this drug-addled first degree fuckhead killed two little girls and…

[shockinglyunambitious]

Hooray I awake from yesterday, 2022, 2022, 7” x 5” ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ Named after @thisispattismith’s talk last night @miamibookfair quoting #jimihendrix’s 1983... (A Merman I Should Turn to Be) #painting #mixedmedia on #birch #wood #glitter #floridawoman #gold #chalk #oilstick #oilpainting #acrylic #pastel #glitterpaint #chalkpastel #contemporary #contemporaryart #drawing #paint #yellow #draw #drawing #studio #rainbow #neon #florida #miami #gold #goldleaf #confetti (at Sunlight) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClJU_TYrg_N/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[parentingroundabout]

Roundabout Roundup: The Big Chill, Snugens Cat Condo, and Florida Woman

[genossingrimm]

Im invading Europe in 28 days

[headgehug]

barbies that would do more for feminism than the barbie movie (2023) did:

crazy cat lady barbie

grocery store stocking barbie

film critic barbie

discord kitten barbie

outsourced customer support barbie

mommy vlogger barbie

red hat society barbie

coupon lady barbie (coupons sold separately)

no-fly list leaking catgirl barbie

floridawoman gator throwing barbie

etc

[cosmermaid]

🔥for pokemon!

Oh this is gonna be a lot easier, lol.

-I feel like lot of criticisms of Pokemon as a story are in bad faith. Pokemon is a setting, not a cohesive narrative. It's a world. It is large, has a lot of things in it, and things happen in that world. Some of the things are cool, others are stupid. Just like in real life. I personally think that's what makes it so much fun. (I also LOVE reading fanfictions and worldbuilding head canons for it.)

-Mewtwo isn't overrated. It left a lasting impression with a lot of people because they are to date the singular Pokemon with the most consistent and complex characterization. Most Pokemon, especially in the games, are not characters. They are episodic plot devices/mcguffins or effectively toys with stat-sheets. We project characterization onto them through our own experiences playing the games, which is why a lot of fans have different favorites or personal stories to go along with them. Which is fine in its own right! But there's no canon answer to where your starter Pokemon in your first game came from, or what its story is before meeting you. We all know Mewtwo's story, which makes them a legitimate character and fun to talk about. (Obviously there's exceptions like Ash's Pikachu or Team Rocket's Meowth, but I couldn't tell you a damn thing about my Ceruledge in Pokemon Violet, even though I love it to bits.)

-I don't think most Pokemon translate well into a realistic art style. I liked Detective Pikachu as a movie, quite a lot actually, but most of the Pokemon designs in that movie are either unsatisfying to look at or kind of creepy. I still want there to be another movie though.

-I didn't finish Pokemon Sword because I didn't like the soccer aesthetic. I don't know if this is unpopular or not though.

-It's absolutely criminal that I can't find merch of Finizen or Palafin on the Pokemon Center website.

-This is probably just a me thing but I find it a bit disappointing that a lot of people who want to bring Pokemon in D&D want to make their setting basically only Pokemon. Bring Pokemon into the Forgotten Realms! It'll be fun! Imagine mind flayers making a Pokemon go through Ceremorphosis! Have a wizard do some rules-lawyering to enter himself into a Pokemon tournament!

-I love when humans try fighting Pokemon in canon and I wish it would happen more. This might just be the Floridawoman in me, but people are weird and we like to fight things.

Edit: I have another one. Whatever team does the setting art design for the Pokemon movies needs to be brought on to help out with the games. The Pokemon movies, both the good and the bad ones consistently have beautiful backgrounds and props. If the games insist on going in the open world direction, they could definitely use the help with set design.

[witchfiresbrews]

The Floridian Race

Available on GMBinder Art by Blaz Porenta

Far from the brew that started it all, the Floridian is a race of fictional people (or is it a fictional race of people?) with a burdensome curse. While no one is quite able to understand them, their strange hijinks seem to land them a degree of uncanny success.

[cherseattle]

Oh, Florida. Why are you SO stupid?