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supergamerguy2k · 1 year ago
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Actually, I've done something really epic gamer right now. Turns out. The photos were available in high quality. Just not from that archive! Apparently These pictures are still on Tumblr, all you need is the link! So, copy and pasting the links from the archive post, allows us to view the files! But they're still kinda low quality... However, when you hover over the pictures in the archive you can see that they say: "tumblr_njuardbVUb1s6muneo(1-6,8)_1280.jpg"... and in these lower quality versions of the files they instead have 500 or 250 instead of 1280 So, If you change the numbers at the end to 1280...
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YOU GET TO DOWNLOAD THEM IN THEIR ORIGINAL QUALITY. (Or at least... close to the originals. (The sonic is my boyfriend art is still slightly compressed... leading me to believe that there might still be a higher quality version than 1280... (Here's the link to the art if any of you wanna try and find it... (And here are the pictures on Tumblr: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8. (Also... Judging from the naming convention, I'm lead to believe that picture 7 is missing...))) Do with these and this information what you will, but I am incredibly delighted to have found these!!!
Whoever archived this post by GlicthCityLA on the Wayback Machine is an absolute legend!!!! Thank you so much!!! We have some official photos of the event now!
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Unfortunately, the pictures are low quality but low quality is better than nothing! I'm gonna be downloading all of these just to keep them safe. Also bonus thing too:
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pannman · 4 months ago
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Alastor is in reader's room bugging them
Reader: will you quit bugging me?
Alastor: no
Reader: uggh! Fine. I'll just put my headphones on and ignore you
Alastor: you'll do no such thing!
Reader puts on headphones and blasts music then lies on their bed reading a magazine*
Alastor: you can't hear me but you can feel me!!!
Alastor begins poking reader*
Reader: ah! Stop! Alastor! Hehehaha-Alastor! Stop!
Alastor: Oh? Is somebody ticklish?
Reader's headphones slip off as Alastor climbs on top of them and attacks them with tickles*
Reader: Hahaha ha hahaha ha ha STAWP ALASTOR!
Alastor's horns grow and his eyes turn to radio dials*
Reader: Hehehehahaha-OW!
Alastor stops abruptly*
Alastor: what happened? Are you alright?
Reader: Oh, it's nothing I think I just a got teeny cut from your antlers...
Alastor freezes as static fills the air*
Reader: Alastor?
Alastor poofs away*
Reader: ALASTOR WTF!!! WHERED YOU GO?!?
Hours go by before he returns*
Reader: what the FUCK Alastor?!? Why'd you take off like that?
Alastor: I'm sorry
Reader: sorry for what? Taking off or cutting my hand?
Alastor: both... as well as disregarding your personal boundaries
Reader: personal boundaries? Oh, you mean tickling me
Alastor: among other things yes
Reader: Alastor I appreciate the apology but I'd still like an explanation as to why you left
Alastor: I'm not the best at showing emotion. I like to keep those things to myself
Reader: so you felt guilty?
Alastor: maybe
Reader: awwwww 🥹
Alastor: knock it off
Reader: Oh no I will not. You're gonna be hearing about this for a long time
Alastor: I feel less guilty now
Reader (taunting voice): Alastor's got a heeeaart! Alastor's got a heeeaart!
Alastor: I do not!!!
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everettswritings · 3 months ago
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Hey, everyone! No, I’m not totally back yet, but I honestly want to post something so y’all know I’m still alive. School hasn’t killed me… yet! (Kink/NSFW accounts DNI!)
One by one, after each defeat, the Beasts retreated to the shadows from which they came. It was humiliating, honestly, how the young thieves who took their Soul Jams could defeat them so easily! They didn’t deserve that power, they didn’t earn it the way the Beasts had. Well, it wasn’t technically earned, per se, but they still had a point! Alright?
But now, a surreal sight and feeling hung in the air of the room. The three who had been successfully given physical forms were together again; it had been years since they saw one another face to face. Butter Roll Cookie had done an excellent job, it was like none of them had changed at all!
“So…” Shadow Milk Cookie began, breaking the silence, “How are we tonight, folks?” He smiled like a true showman, speaking with a bit of pomp and humor in his tone.
“Fine, I suppose. It’s… odd seeing you two again.” Burning Spice Cookie answered while Mystic Flour Cookie was silent. “Hah! Odd is an understatement!” Shadow Milk Cookie laughed, floating up to the Great Destroyer’s level and resting an arm on his shoulder, “But you are a sight for sore eyes, my friend, I must say!”, Burning Spice Cookie rolled his eyes “So are you, clown.” He replied with a chuckle. Shadow Milk Cookie laughed again, “You say that as if it’s an insult!” He nudged the other with his elbow. Burning Spice Cookie grinned, baring his sharp teeth, “Oh, I’d say it is. Considering how you’re only a mediocre clown at best.” He joked. Shadow Milk Cookie gasped with mock offense, flipping over onto his back like an animal playing dead, “You WOUND me, sir! How could you?! I thought we were friends!”.
Burning Spice Cookie immediately saw an opportunity as soon as the jester’s stomach was facing upwards, exposing one of his weakest spots. “We are!” He reassured mockingly, grabbing Shadow Milk Cookie by the shoulders to bring him back down to the ground, “If we weren’t, I wouldn’t do THIS!” The Great Destroyer laughed and started digging his rough, calloused fingers into his friend’s stomach. Shadow Milk Cookie squeed like a little girl and started kicking like a wild horse, “NOHOHOHAHAHA! THAT’S NOT FAAAAIIIRR! HAHAHAHA! HOHOAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!” He laughed and laughed like the maniac he is. “Who said I played fair, clown?” Burning Spice Cookie started tickling him even harder, raking down his sides and squeezing at his hips. “HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! OHO! OHOHOAGAHAHAHAHA! MISTY, HELP!!” Shadow Milk Cookie wheezed, looking to Mystic Flour Cookie for assistance. She simply shook her head.
“Still as immature as I remember.” She remarked. Burning Spice Cookie stopped tickling the jester, looking at the enlightened one, “Is that so? It seems you forget that you’re also ticklish.” He stood up and started walking over to Mystic Flour Cookie with a menacing look on his face as he wiggled his fingers at her. Her eyes widened and she slowly tried to back away, struggling to maintain her usual cold and emotionless tone, “N-No. Don’t even dare.” She found her back hitting a corner and she put her pale hands up “Burning Spice Cookie, I sweAAAARR!” She let out an uncharacteristic shriek as Burning Spice Cookie dove in and started scribbling all over her ribs. Mystic Flour Cookie tried to resist, but her laughter quickly overcame her efforts, “HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! NO, NO, STOP! BURNING SPICE COOKIEEEE!” She laughed loudly, trying to curl up into a ball for self defense.
Shadow Milk Cookie got up and dusted himself off, smirking at the sight. “That’s called karma, Misty!” He chided, she shot a weak glare at him, “S-Silence! Hahahaha! Hehehehahaha! Hahaha!” Even the feeling of her threats were completely gone, they carried no weight behind them.
Suddenly, Burning Spice Cookie pulled Shadow Milk Cookie to his side, holding his old comrades at both his sides. “Don’t think I forgot about you!” He said, starting to tickle Shadow Milk Cookie again while still treating Mystic Flour Cookie the same. Both Beasts were laughing hard, faces completely flushed and smiles wide.
Somehow, Mystic Flour Cookie found the strength to free one of her arms and it darted straight for Burning Spice Cookie’s stomach. The Great Destroyer gasped and let go, but she was still persistent. “BAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!” His laughter was booming like an erupting volcano, it sounded loud enough to break someone’s eardrums! Burning Spice Cookie sank to the floor, Mystic Flour Cookie following after him and continuing to scratch and rake her fingers all across his abdomen. “Ooh, revenge!” Shadow Milk Cookie grinned widely and joined Mystic Flour Cookie’s side, he started tickling Burning Spice Cookie’s neck- probably his worst spot. “HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HOW I’VE MISSED THIS!” Burning Spice Cookie shouted, grabbing Mystic Flour Cookie’s hands and holding them up, “GET HER!”.
Mystic Flour Cookie let out another shriek as Shadow Milk Cookie started drawing spirals and circles in the hollows of her armpits. “T-Traitor! Hahahaha! Hahaha!” She laughed, trying to break free from Burning Spice Cookie’s grasp. “Aww, I wouldn’t say ‘traitor’!” The jester giggled alongside her “I play both sides!” He then started digging into Burning Spice Cookie’s ribs with one hand and continues with Mystic Flour Cookie’s armpits with the other.
This fusion of a wrestling match and a tickle fight lasted for quite a while, as all three of them were struggling to come out on top. Honestly, they could spend forever like this. It truly felt as if nothing changed, it truly felt like when they still reigned over the world with iron fists- in their madness and in when they were still heroes. Maybe the Beasts would never admit to it, but they and their adversaries were far more similar than any of them thought.
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Hello! Thank you for reading. If you’re wondering, I’ve been doing fine on studying for the SATs. I’m not too worried about the English portion, so I’ve mostly been grinding the math portion. I’m pretty sure I’ll do well, but it never hurts to be prepared! Hope you enjoyed this silly little thing, have a good one 🫶
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nokiatelava · 2 years ago
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✿✿Orange Moon✿✿
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Author’s Note - HEHEHEHAHAHA! HI YALL!! I feel like im on a literal rollll, i started writing this RIGHT AFTER Moonlight! But this is like a part three-ish to this little Awpxey series!!! If you guys want anything more to do with him girl don’t be shy to hit up my inboxxx! I actually have to check if it even works but regardless! Enjoy this please!
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Summary - It is now early in the morning, the morning after you had snuck out. You are now stuck in between how to explain to your parents why you had left and never returned, and why you now have a boy with you, courting you, following you 24/7, and asking for your family’s blessing!
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Warnings - nothing to crazy?, cuddling, kissing, teen romance, fluffy stuff, courting, relationship establishments, very worried parents, worried family, parent talk, jake still coming to terms reader’s growing up, mentions of mating, boyfriend vs family tension, happy family moments, family dinner, meeting parents (yes already), overprotective family
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A sudden loud chirp was what had woken you up from your peaceful slumber. Your ears folding down in a slight annoyance as you were so groggy.
You sighed tiredly, your nose stuffy and congested from your sleep. Your body felt so warm, you thought it was from the atmosphere of the cave.
Until, you felt the cool breath of someone from behind you.
You froze.
Who is that?
You had felt relieved once you remembered it was just Awpxey.
What left that relief short lived was the fact you had fallen asleep here, in this cave, all through the night, with Awpxey, exchanging kisses throughout the night, and you still haven’t said a thing to your parents. I mean how were you supposed to talk to them?
You were not home. And you were not going to wake them up in the middle of the night over the fact you couldn’t sleep.
But now you wish you had left some type of note. You were scared to return home. Gosh your parents are not going to be happy.
You knew that as soon as you walk through that hut entrance, your ass is as good as grass.
You’re done for. You’re gonna be on the worst punishments ever. This would be your first and very last time sneaking out.
If you even make it out of this, alive.
Awpxey’s head stirring had brought you back to reality, a deep sigh coming from his stuffy nose too.
You had stood up abruptly, your back weirdly warm due to his chest. But that was the last thing on your mind.
Guilt set in your stomach as you seen how he jerked due to your quick removal. He sat up, rubbing his eyes as he was trying to look at you but rub that itch out his eyes.
“Y/n?” Oh god… His morning voice was beyond fine.
“A-Awpxey… We-uhm, we fell asleep here. I have to get home, and I’m probably gonna be in trouble.” You ramble on nervously. When you looked down towards him to see why he was so quiet you found him already looking at you, a soft smile adorning his lips.
Awpxey proposed his idea. “Why don’t we go wash up first? Then I’ll walk you to your hut, and say it’s my fault you left and never went back in the first please, yeah?”
“No. No, that’s not fair for you to just take the blame lime that. I cant do that to you.”
“I’m doing it to myself, actually.”
Gosh when did everybody just start becoming such smartasses?
“Okay then, smartass. Since you know everything, fine then. You can do whatever you want. I don’t care.” You grumbled as you crossed your arms over your chest.
He smiled at you teasingly from the floor before standing and stretching. A yawn spread across your mouth as you heard his back crack.
You were caught off guard when Awpxey was just then in front of you, and pecked your lips.
You covered your mouth with both your hands in shock. His name coming muffled from behind your hands.
He stared at you confused, his head tilted as the skin of his eyebrow was raised on one side.
“You kissed me before I even washed my mouth!” You exclaim, your shock seemed so foreign to him, why was it so important.
Your mood felt more sour once you heard that familiar laugh. He was laughing at you, in your face. His head thrown pack with one hand slapped over his stomach kind of laugh.
“Boys are unsalvageable.” You mutter the comment to yourself, or at least it was supposed to be to yourself. In your daze of being annoyed at the fact Awpxey laughed at you, you didn’t notice when he had stopped.
Hands were suddenly around your waist from your front, scaring you. And there Awpxey was standing in all his glory, his tall stature hanging over you.
“What’s that supposed to mean, sevin?” You eyes widen at the question, and at the fact he had called you pretty.
There wasn’t must time to dwell on it before he smashed his lips against yours. His hands gently holding your waist, giving it four small squeezes.
Your hands soon moved up towards his shoulders, your arms wrapping behind his neck, deepening the kiss.
The kiss lasted for almost a good minute, before you realized neither of you had washed your mouths.
“Awpxey! That’s the second time!” You jump back after you separate from the kiss.
“What are you, a germaphobe or something?” He asked mockingly while rolling his eyes. You turned back to glare at him while you exited the cave.
You were glad there was a river close to where the cave was located as you submerged yourself knee-deep into the cool water.
It helped cool down your hot skin, so you had given in to your urge and went completely underwater.
The cold water enveloped you, your hair, your clothes, your jewelry, your whole body.
When you resurfaced, a small pant evident in your chest, you turned around to see Awpxey around shoulder deep into the water.
You swam towards him, catching his attention quick. A smile on both of your faces.
“Have you washed your mouth?” He asked matter-of-factly. And you responded just the same.
“Yes I have, have you?” You were expectant for his answer as what you wanted to say was on the tip of your tongue.
“I sure did.” He said with so much confidence.
“Hard to believe…” You mutter out purposely, hoping to get under his skin. Which you had.
“What did you say?” He leaned forward to you, turning his head to point his ear at you.
You placed your mouth right in front of his ear, speaking decibels louder. “Hard to believe.”
Awpxey moved back, shock on his face. “I’m offended Y/n.” He placed his hand on his chest.
“That’s okay.” You shrugged, a smile breaking out on your face.
“You’re so mean to me, makes me wanna kiss you.” You froze at his words.
“What?” You say blindly, shock written all over you.
“You heard me. Didn’t you?” He wasn’t be serious was he? He’s just trying to bother you for bothering him that’s all.
Yeah. That’s all.
But it wasn’t when he put his index finger under your chin, lifting your head so you look back up to his face.
“I said I wanna kiss you. Can I?”
You were speechless. Not really knowing what to say back to him, but you blindly nodded anyways.
“Can I hear you say it? I gotta know you’re functioning Y/n.”
Oh Eywa.
Somebody needs to come get this man.
“F-fine. You can kiss me.” You grumbled.
“Good.” Awpxey said with a smile.
His lips then connected with yours, his hands holding the sides of your face gently as the kiss deepened.
Your hands held onto his biceps, your legs felt weak under the water. His arms were working as your extra support.
You have never felt anything more intimate in your whole life.
This is what true love felt like.
This must be what your parents feel like, your grandparents. Your grandfather who you were never able to meet.
And the many generations before that. They had all felt true love. They all had their own intimate moments such as this. You’re experiencing that moment, right now.
“Awpxey.” You said breathlessly. He felt this way too right?
“Y/n.” His voice was so soft, it was smooth and sultry. A tone like no other.
“I want to ask you something, Y/n. If you don’t have a problem with that.”
You nodded, “it’s fine Awpxey, you can ask me.”
“Come,” he beckoned, “I want to ask you while sitting down somewhere.”
You nodded, following him out the water. You watched starstruck as water cascaded down his back. Going through and then out of the crevices and dips from his muscles.
Eywa took her time on him.
Before you knew it you were sat on a patch of grass not far from the river, Awpxey next to you.
“What was it you wanted to ask me Awpxey?” You didn’t want to rush him, your parents the last thing on your mind right now.
He took a deep breath, settling his nerves before he spoke.
“I want to start courting you.”
You did everything to stay still and to just look and listen so your body language didn’t send any of the wrong signs.
You gave a small smile and a nod as you noticed he had more to say.
Awpxey turned more towards you, grabbing your hand. Fidgeting with your fingers and the rings you wore, along with your bracelets.
“This is why I want to court you.” He starts.
“You read me so well, you read everybody so well. You notice the little things and always want to help!” You nod, letting him know that he has your full attention and that you’re listening to him.
“You’re so sweet, and kind, and beautiful. You can make anybody happy. You light up rooms when you walk in and your smile brightens everyone’s day. The elders love you since you are so kind. You’re humble! And they love that, I know I do.” You laugh at his small comment, trying not to cry at his sweet words.
“And the children.. The classes that you teach you can hear them when they talk to their parents, just raving about just how amazing you are, and how you’re so interactive and I just love you.” Your eyes widen.
“I love you. And I want to show it by courting you. So, I am asking for your permission. Y/n te Sulli Neytiri’ite, may I, Awpxey te Relongtai Puo’itan, court you?”
Your eyes well with tears. His words were so heartfelt. No one had ever said they loved you but your own family. To hear it from somebody else in that way caused this feeling in your chest that was so foreign and unexplainable you didn’t know what to do.
But you did know that you loved him, you loved Awpxey. So you nodded. You nodded accepting his request to court you.
“Y-Yes Awpxey. You can court me.” You wiped your tears as you laughed, feeling a bit embarrassed at your reaction.
He tackled you into a hug. Holding you tightly before his whispered a small ‘thank you’ into your ear.
“Does that mean we’re boyfriend and girlfriend now?” You asked into his shoulder.
“I guess so, but that’s only if you want to.”
“Then I guess we’re boyfriend and girlfriend.”
You both laid there, together. Enjoying your moment, until your eyes widened, realizing that you are still out here and your family has no idea where you are.
“Oh my god Awpxey!” You exclaimed, rushing to get up.
“What? What happened?” He got up just as frantically as you had.
“I have to go home! I haven’t went home, oh my god! Awpxey I’m gonna be in so much trouble! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.”
Awpxey was quick to be at your side, holding your shoulders to calm you down.
“It’s gonna be okay. Everything’s gonna be okay, okay? Like I said earlier, I’ll take the blame. I’ll say it was apart of my plan when I was asking to court you, alright?”
You shook your head, “I can’t allow you to get in trouble like that! I’m not doing that to you!”
You were refusing, you know how your parents could get, you did not need the only man who had shown you true love and interest in you, to be chased away by your parents who are borderline-psychotic.
“Please Awpxey, I can’t lose you.” Your eyes had gotten teary again. And that’s when Awpxey realized how serious this was to you.
“Okay Y/n, okay. We’ll figure something out, I promise.” Awpxey pulled you to his chest, brushing your hair back from your face.
“I’m just gonna tell the truth… My mother always told me that the truth sets you free, so I’m gonna say what really happened.” You were dead set on not letting Awpxey lie for you. And he could see that, so he nodded, not wanting to upset you further.
“If that’s what you wanna do Y/n, you can do that. You know your family better than I do, you know their morals and what they believe.” Awpxey still held you, his chin resting on your head.
“We should go now…” You whispered meekly. “Go and get it over with.” There was an apology at the tip of your tongue. But you wanted to hold it, just in case you might really need to say it later.
“Okay, let’s go Y/n.” Awpxey held your hand the whole way. He talked to you and helped you take your mind off things for quite a bit.
You then realized that you were at the point where you would need your ikran to go back to High Camp.
“Awpxey, we need our Ikran now.. To go back.” You had gotten sad at even the thought of returning. You were scared to see how your parents would react.
Awpxey agreed, and had noticed your hesitation, so he placed his hand on your shoulder, rubbing it gently.
When you both had finished calling your ikran, and they had both arrived, you mounted them. Riding back to your home located in the Hallelujah Mountains.
Once you were there, and had landed your ikran, the amount of anxiety and trepidation inside your stomach was unreal.
As you two walked close to where your hut was you had stopped, shaking your head.
“Y/n? What’s wrong?”
“I can’t go in there Awpxey. I can’t go in there. They’re going to be so mad at me, so disappointed I can’t do this. I can’t, I really can’t.” You rambled out, your breath shortening as you panted.
“Y/n. Y/n, you need to focus. Okay? Look at me. Y/n look at me please.” Your eyes flickered to his. “You can do this, okay? Don’t ever say you can’t. Got it?”
“G-got it.” You nodded. “I-I’m going to go now, I want you to stay out here though Awpxey. I don’t.. I don’t want them to act different if you’re in there, okay?”
He nodded immediately, understanding your situation. “I got it Y/n. If anything, absolutely anything happens, come look for me. I’ll most likely be in my hut with my parents, okay?” You smiled.
“Okay Awpxey.” You hugged him, hugged him tight to savor his body warmth because you had no idea if that was going to be your last time seeing him.
“You’re going to be okay Y/n, go. I promise.” Yo nodded, waving goodbye to him before walking towards your hut.
You walked slow, your footsteps light as to not aware anybody in the hut.
When you had finally approached the entrance, walking through it slowly, your chest heavy and your mind hazy you stopped.
All heads turned to you quickly, your parents the first to stand. They rushed towards you, both exclaiming, “Y/n!” As they ran.
Your father grabbed you, turning you around and examining your body for any injuries, he had obviously, found none.
Your mother held your hand, pulling your head to her chest as she cried tears of joy at the fact you had come home, safe, and with no injuries.
“Where have you been ma’ite? We were all so worried for you!”
“I-I’m okay mom, I swear. This is a really, really big misunderstanding.” You held your hands out.
“Misunderstanding?” You dad echoed.
“Yes, misunderstanding. I want to explain you guys what happened first before you ask me anything though, okay?” Your parents nodded, they had beckoned your siblings out, though they protested as they wanted to see you too.
Your parents gave them the promise that they will see you later.
Awpxey watched from afar as he seen all your siblings walk out the hut, incoherent protests leaving their mouths.
‘Shit.’
Once they were all gone, and your father checked the area to see that they were really gone, you all sat at the table.
As your parents faced you, you fidgeted with your jewelry, scared to even look them in the face.
“Ma’ite? What happened? Why were you gone for so long?” Your mother asked. That’s when you finally looked up.
“I-It’s a little bit of a long story? I’m going to explain everything though.” Your father nodded, giving you his undivided attention.
“Last night, I could not fall asleep.” Your parents began to nod along to your story.
“So, I decided that I would go to the forest, to get my mind off of things.” You internally cringed as you seen your fathers eyes widen.
“I know, I know that it was really, really dangerous to leave with out saying anything and with the fact Sky People are here, I know. I hesitated at first. I was scared to even go. But I followed my gut. I think it was the best decision I ever made actually.” You said with a sheepish smile after your last sentence.
Your parents’ brows furrowed as they shared a look between each other.
“Anyway, while I was out there, about to bother the fan lizards, I had found Awpxey.” The name felt heavy on your tongue, worried about how your father would feel before anybody else.
“We hung out, and then he took me to this really pretty cave that had an open top so we watched the stars.” Your cheeks felt warm as you knew you were leaving some details out.
“We watched the stars and then fell asleep after a while, and when we woke up we washed at the river then came here.” You felt bad for worrying your parents, but at the same time you are so, so glad you left.
“Nothing like that happened either, dad. We only hung out, talked and stargazed. That’s it.” Toy father put his hands up.
“I-I never said anything.” He already looked so guilty, but you know you had put him on the spot.
“I know how you are, I just want to say it to clear any thoughts.”
After about 10 seconds you noticed your mother’s ongoing silence. You peeked up at her nervously, wondering why she hadn’t said anything.
You were shocked to see she had a smile on her face. Did she know?
“I’m glad it was only positive stuff that happened ma’ite, is there anything else you want to say?”
You choked as you remembered the fact Awpxey is now courting you.
“Babygirl?” Your dad asked.
“Uhm.. Yeah. One more thing..” You let out a nervous chuckle.
“Awpxeyaskedtocourtmesoweretechnicallykindofdatingnow!” You rushed out in one breath.
“What?” Your parents said simultaneously.
You took a deep breath. “Awpxey asked to court me. So.. We’re technically kind of dating now…”
Your eyes were shut. And you wanted to keep it that way.
You peeked through one squinted eyelid, just to see your mother holding your fathers head.
Your body slumped in as you stared on in disbelief.
“Sh, sh, sh, it’s okay ma’jake. It’s okay.” Your mother patted his head.
“Wha- Mom. What is even happening right now?” You jumbled out.
You then heard a hiccup. A deep one.
Is your father crying?
“Dad?” You asked worriedly.
When his head lifted to face towards you your heart broke. You had never seen your father cry in your 17 years of living. So to see his tearful face and swollen eyes, knowing you were the reason broke you.
“Dad.” Your eyes watered, hands clenching into fists at your side to try and hold them back.
“Oh babygirl, come here.” You both hugged, he held you close to him, and you cried into his shoulder. Happy to feel the familiar parental love and warm body that used to hold you when you were young.
The sensation had felt so far away at this point. It was heartwarming to feel it again.
Feel it as if you were little all over again.
“I’m sorry dad.” You didn’t know what exactly you were apologizing for, whether it was for making him cry, dating Awpxey or both. But regardless, you knew you had to apologize.
Your mother looked at you both with a smile on her face, an idea flashing in her head.
“You should invite him for dinner.” You and your father turned to look at your mother quickly. Both talking out at the same time.
“No!”
“Really?”
You look to your father quickly, trying to catch his eye as he avoided looking at you.
“I mean, uh. Yeah, uhm yeah. H-he should come for dinner, yeah.”
Your mother came forward, patting Jake on his shoulder. “You’ll be fine ma’Jake. I think it would be nice, think about it. We can see what he’s really like.”
You nodded, “please dad? He’s super nice, and respectful! He’s like a family man.” You had made sure to add the last comment because you knew it would win your dad over.
You could see the cogs in his brain working as he actually thought about it.
“Hmm.. Okay, okay fine he can come over for dinner.”
You jumped into his arms, knocking him onto his butt on the floor. “Thank you! Thank you, thank you! Thank you dad! I love you!” You kissed his cheeks and hugged him, he smiled as he hugged you back.
“You’re welcome, and I love you too babygirl.”
“Now go, go get him for dinner. Because I will start preparing it soon.” Your mother shooed you, and you left hastily with a new excitement as she was pulling you out the hut.
You walked around for a bit, looking for Awpxey’s hut when you finally noticed his father, Puo outside, hanging loincloths to dry.
You walk up to him speaking quietly as to not abruptly disturb him. “Excuse me, Mr. Relongtai?” He turned around at the call of his name.
“Oh, Y/n. Oel Ngati Kameie.” He said, doing the hand sign’s greeting. “Oel Ngati Kameie.” You greet back.
“What brings you here Y/n?” He asked.
So Awpxey hasn’t said anything to his parents. Good, that’s good. For right now at least.
“I was wondering if I could borrow Awpxey for dinner? My, uhm, my parents invited him over for dinner.” Puo had smiled at you.
“That’s fine with me! I’ll pack him a plate to take so he doesn’t go over there empty handed! Just go look for him inside and tell him to get presentable. Don’t need my son to look ugly if I’m handsome.” He mutters his last sentence sarcastically, chuckling at his own joke.
“If I’m being honest, he has your looks!” You gave a kind smile.
Puo paused, “really?” He asked, patting his cheeks. He smiled before running into the hut, yelling, “Itxä! Itxä! Y/n said Awpxey has my looks! That means I look young right?”
You peeked into the hut, seeing Puo kneeling next to Itxä who was re-braiding her hair.
“Puo! Get away from me! Go hang the clothes like I told you!” She was nudging him away with her elbow, still skillfully braiding her hair.
“But Itxä, you don’t think I’m handsome?” Puo asked with a frown.
“I mean, sometimes. It deducts points when you drool, you know unless-” She was cut off by Puo.
“Okay! Thanks by honey see you later!” He rushed back out the hut.
You finally noticed Awpxey in the corner, cringing at his mother’s innuendo.
“Mom really? Unless? Unless what? You know, don’t even answer I’m okay.” You giggled, a hand covering your mouth.
That had caught Itxä and Awpxey’s attention. Awpxey stood with a smile once he saw you.
“Y/n. Are you okay? Did everything go good?” He approached you, a nervous look in his eye.
You nodded happily, “yeah, everything went good. Really good actually. They want you to come over for dinner.”
Awpxey’s eyes widened. They wanted him to come over?
“R-really?” He was shocked, very shocked.
“Mhm! And I’m sure it’s with good intention! My mother proposed the idea and my father even agreed!” You fiddled with a bracelet on your arm.
“Mrs. Relongtai, is it okay if Awpxey comes over for dinner at my house?” You ask, knowing it would be rude to not even acknowledge her.
“Yes please, don’t even ask! It’s good he goes out. Or just gets out.” She adds quietly.
“What? Mom!” He turned to her, her head facing the wall to not look at him.
“What? I didn’t say anything!” She rolled her eyes. “Make sure you take a plate of food to offer to the Sully’s! Don’t even think you’re going over there empty handed slugging your shoulders.” You laughed, covering your mouth as it accidentally came out to loud.
“Y/n? You’re laughing too?” You placed your hand on his chest, still covering your mouth, shaking your head.
“No, no I was just, uhm..” You mumbled from behind your hand as you tried to think of an excuse.
“You’re hurting my heart Y/n.” Awpxey said walking away, going and packing a plate of what his parents had made for dinner.
“You’ll be fine, and make sure you tell the Sully’s I said hello, Awpxey!” Itxä called from the floor.
“I will, bye mom, love you!” Awpxey said as he started to leave the hut, you in tow.
“Bye, love you too!” She called back. As you walked by his father, he also said his farewells.
“Bye dad, love you.” He said as he intertwined his fingers with yours.
“Bye Awpxey, see you later, correct?” His dad teased. Awpxey pursed his lips in embarrassment.
“Yeah dad see you later.” Awpxey grumbled.
“See you son, love you.” Puo said before turning back around, continuing to hang up clothing items and other pieces.
“Love you too.” Awpxey then pulled you a long with him, walking to your hut.
“Awpxey?” You call for him.
“Hm?” He hums back in response.
“How do you know where I live?” You genuinely question. You weren’t trying to press him on anything personal, you just wanted to know.
“Y/n..” He says, his face was almost in a form of shock. “What?” You respond confused.
“Almost like everybody knows where you live… You’re a royal Y/n, even then, everybody knows where everybody lives. And your hut gets a bit rowdy with your siblings. Though it’s definitely not the biggest household.” You nodded in agreement at his last comment, you always wonder how the Ipexti Family is doing.
And wonder how they even managed 14 kids.
“Yeah that makes a lot of sense. I’m sure my brother kind of just lets everybody know doesn’t he?” You said with a small laugh.
You didn’t notice it, but Awpxey stared at you, looking at your smile, and all the features on your face.
Eywa took her time on her.
He had thought, he shook his head continuing to walk towards your house.
As you got closer, you slowed as you noticed your brother, Lo’ak, standing in the entrance of the hut. His arms crossed over his chest and his foot tapping impatiently on the ground.
“Oh God…” You mumbled as you seen him.
“Is that Lo’ak?” Awpxey asked, his eyes squinting as he smiled.
“Oh my God. Just walk by or something, cover your face so he doesn’t see us.” You muttered as you placed a hand to cover the side of your face.
“Y/n!” A voice suddenly yelled out. You did not turn your head as you knew exactly who it was.
“Y/n Sully!” Lo’ak continued to yell.
Now you see why everyone knows where you live.
You walked even slower towards your home. Awpxey laughed, seeing how you felt embarrassed.
Once you were finally near the entrance, you had noticed Neteyam stand up from the table and stand behind Lo’ak. Once you were in front of Lo’ak, he squinted his eyes to Awpxey.
“And who are you?” Lo’ak sneered at him.
“Lo’ak!” But your call had fallen on deaf ears.
Awpxey opened his mouth to answer, but was silenced when a hand rose up towards his face.
“Save it. I want to know what you’re doing with my sister. And why you’re here, holding her hand.” Lo’ak poked his chest, his eyes trained  solely on Awpxey.
“Lo’ak.” You let out a low warning, Neteyam seemed to notice how serious you gotten. So he reached forward and placed a hand gently around Lo’ak’s elbow.
Awpxey raised his hands in surrender, balancing the covered plate of food in his other.
“I come in no harm. I’m here with your sister for this dinner and to meet your family.” Awpxey explained.
“Meet us for what? Are you trying to mate her?” Lo’ak jabbed his finger back into Awpxey’s chest, and his eyes widened at Lo’aks question, not even the gesture.
That’s when Neteyam pulled Lo’ak back by his elbow, turning him around and pushing him into the hut.
“That’s enough.” He said to Lo’ak, still gripping onto his arm. Lo’ak pulled his arm back, walking to the table and sitting down.
“I apologize for his behavior, he doesn’t usually act like this.” Neteyam said, facing Awpxey with an apologetic smile.
“That’s alright, I can see why he’s upset.” Awpxey smiled.
When Neteyam had finally looked away, you turned to Awpxey, “I’m sorry about him. Don’t let him make you upset he does that to everybody really.”
Awpxey laughed, “it’s okay Y/n, I really don’t have have a problem with it.” He said with a smile.
You nodded, giving a nervous smile back. When you faced back towards the hut, grabbing his hand gently. You were shocked to see how everyone in the hut had a stiff face.
Your mother and father included.
What happened to the happy go lucky moods they had earlier when they told you to invite him?
You sighed, already feeling defeated in some way.
You just hoped he didn’t want to leave you.
Approaching the table, you sat in your usual spot, making sure that there was enough space for Awpxey before looking at everyone.
No one was batting an eyelash at you, everyone was looking at Awpxey. Their faces serious. It shocking to you to see even Tuk staring at him with her face hard from next to you.
She grabbed onto your arm, hugging herself around it and resting her head in your bicep, your hand instinctively coming to the top of her head.
You couldn’t see it, but Tuk smiled to the other side of the table. To your siblings that sat on the other side, expectant.
They must have not taken the news of you bringing a boy home too kindly.
The tension in the air was so thick, and you could see it was working Awpxey’s nerves as he rubbed his hands up and down his thighs.
Though he was the first to break the silence, “I brought a plate of fwampop, I helped my mother make it for dinner. I don’t know if any of you like that, so I apologize if you don’t. I’m sure it should still be warm.” He pulled the wrapping off the top of the plate, showing the seasoned meat, steam elevating as the barrier was released.
“Fwampop is fine.” It was Kiri’s voice who cut into the air next. You noticed her posture and realized how intimidating she actually looked. Her arms crossed over her chest as she looked at Awpxey, the usual warm expression she wears, gone.
“Yeah, thank you.” Tuk said as she leaned forward, making sure to be in his line of sight as her tone wasn’t the most, welcoming.
Your mother gave an expectant look towards your brothers, making them flicker their eyes to each other before looking back at Awpxey.
“Thank you.” It wasn’t exactly rude, but it wasn’t nice either. You’ve never heard them sound so passive aggressive.
“It was very nice of you to bring us something, Awpxey.” Your mother broke her characteristic silence, her voice calming and comforting as she nodded her head Awpxey.
“Now, how about we eat, yeah?” Your dad asked, placing his hand around Neytiri’s waist, pulling her closer.
You all hummed and nodded in agreement.
When you all began to serve yourselves, saying a quick prayer before eating, you took the time to look around. Seeing that the atmosphere had lightened up somewhat, they were making their own conversations. In their own little worlds.
So you took that as an opportunity to talk to Awpxey.
“Hey..” You whisper, bumping his knee with yours. He turns his head, responding in a quiet “hm?” As he finished the food he was chewing.
“You okay?” You continue to whisper, keeping your head as straight as possible while still attempting to look at him.
“Yeah I’m good.” He whispered back, nodding.
“Good.” You nodded, giving him a smile before returning back to your food.
Once you all began to approach the end of your meals, you noticed everybody start to sit up straighter, clearing their throats.
Oh God.. The questions were to start now…
“So Awpxey..” Your father started, Awpxey already had his head up, his eyes and ears focused on your father to catch every word he said.
“What do you do? For the clan?” He finished.
Awpxey cleared his throat, “I am a Warrior.” Your father’s eyes widened for a split moment.
“Warrior?” Awpxey nodded. “Yes sir, I am.”
“How come..” Your father’s eyebrows were furrowed. “How come I’ve never seen you?”
Awpxey smiled, “I guess I’m not that important, or just unnoticeable.” You wrapped your fingers around his, your face scrunching in confusion.
His smile.. He looked so dejected, his eyes having a dog-tired look swirling in his irises.
You didn’t care if anyone at the table got mad at you for showing some type of ‘affection’ towards Awpxey.
Neytiri looked at the both of you, a smile on her face as she noticed the slight movement under the table.
“You work along side your father?” Your dad asked, wanting to change the subject as he as well noticed the expression on Awpxey.
Awpxey nodded, “most of the time, unless we’re assigned apart to different groups.” Your father hummed and nodded.
Neytiri cleared her throat quietly, bringing the attention of everyone to her.
“I made kalin paste. If anybody wants any?”
Everyone around the table quickly nodded. Your mother looked towards Jake, pointing her chin to the pot that held the paste.
“And don’t eat it all while you’re over there.” Your fathers ears twinged purple in embarrassment.
“I won’t..” He muttered, his lips pursed as he walked to the steaming pot.
Minutes later, you all had your own servings of the kalin paste. Lo’ak with the most on his plate.
As you finished up your plate, you took the time to look around at your family.
Neteyam, he was in his own world, Lo’ak, he was still scraping for scraps of the paste on his plate, Kiri, she was fiddling with something in her hands, your parents, who were talking with their hands in front of their face as if they were gossiping like teenagers.
Which they were.
Now on your right, closest to your parents was Awpxey. And you were unprepared when you turned your head to look at him to find him already staring at you.
“Hey..” He whispers, a smile on his face.
“Hi.” You whisper back, the same smile mirroring onto your face.
“Can you tell your mom that her kalin paste is the best I’ve had? It’s really good, please tell her.” You smiled, your hand coming to cover it as you nodded in agreement.
“What are you doing?” As he asked, you hesitated in answering, but you had already decided.
“People Watching.” You say with an embarrassed smile.
“People Watching?” Awpxey echoes curiously. You were relieved when you didn’t hear any type of disgust or disappointment in his tone or face. He was genuinely curious.
“It’s where you kind of just, uhm, you know. Watch people? But it’s not that simple. You- you mostly actually observe them. And think, think a lot about what they’re like, or what they can be like. What they could be like. You evaluate them, study, but on a emotional and physical note? When you People Watch, you aren’t supposed to judge, because all it is, is an observation, and thinking.” As you end your rambling, you bring a hand to your mouth and squeeze it tightly, not even for a second.
It was an unfortunate habit you developed young when you realized you talked to much.
Awpxey noticed, and in an attempt to distract you, he grabbed your hand gently. Intertwining your fingers together.
“That’s really cool.” He squeezes your hand, a toothy smile adorning his lips.
“You think so?” Your eyes search his, looking for any type of sign that could show he’s lying.
“Of course! How long have you been doing this?”
“My whole life. It’s actually like a hereditary thing. Mostly between the females in my family. My grandma, her mom, my mom, my late aunt, my sisters do it too, only sometimes. And my brothers.” You roll your eyes at the me ruin of your brothers, thinking of mostly Lo’ak. He stares at people. Little weirdo.
You hoped, hoped that this genetic trait didn’t scare him away and make you look even more like the weirdo you are.
It doesn’t, it really doesn’t.
All these little things you tell him, these details. He eats it all up, saving it to his memories and saving it to learn more about it later.
He was planning to try and do this “People Watching” trick when he got home, or when his stomach wasn’t as full.
Maybe he could try it with his parents? His friends while they train, or just strangers around the clan.
Though nobody in this clan is really a stranger.
“I wanna try it,” he frowned. You laughed, “why are you frowning? You could try it now if you want? With my parents and siblings? But you might be too tired, kalin paste is heavy on the stomach.” He nodded in agreement.
“Can I do it tomorrow? I really wanna try it.” He slouched.
You smiled, “you can do it tomorrow. I think you’ll enjoy it.”
Awpxey smiled, looking at yours. His eyes trailed your face, looking at your lips.
It was as if his surroundings melted, Awpxey was stuck in a white space with just you. His hand squeezed yours tighter, eyes moving across your face in a triangular motion.
When he began to raise his hand to try and caress your chin, everything rushed back to him.
He’s still in your family’s hut, still sitting at your dining table, still with your family.
“Oh, uhm.” He stumbled, his hand slowly coming back down, lightly slapping against his lap.
You let out a small chuckle, wondering what was going through Awpxey’s head at this exact moment.
“Awpxey?” You mutter quietly, a small giggle escaping your mouth as you see him come back to reality, blinking a bit too hard.
“S-sorry Y/n..” He stuttered, you began to nod in response, opening your mouth to say something before something brushed against your back, skin brushed against your back.
You turn your head to look behind you, only to be met with a swaying Tuk, a drowsy weighed-down look on her face.
“Tuk?” Your sister took your attention from Awpxey. Though he had no problem with that with how questionable Tuk’s state was.
“Is she okay?” But Awpxey’s voice only echoed in the back of your mind, right now, the only thing you can think of is Tuk.
“Tuk? Tuk what happened?” You grasped her cheeks in your hands, turning her face towards you. You could tell she was mumbling something, but you could not see what.
“What are you saying Tuk? What happened?”
“A-ate to much… Ate to much kalin paste.. Stomach hurts and I’m very tired…” She mumbled.
You felt a bit relieved as you realized it wasn’t anything serious, but the fact she was in pain made you sad.
“Okay then Tuk,” you laugh. “I’ll go put you to bed, okay?”
All Tuk was able to offer back was a simple nod.
You stood up, scooping Tuk up in a bridal style. She was obviously very, very tired by the way she snuggled her head closer to your chest, curling up in your arms.
When you reached the sleeping mats, you placed Tuk on her respective mat, tucking her in, saying a quick prayer before you placed a kiss on her forehead and left.
When you arrived back at the table, your parents had asked you what happened with Tuk, which you explained.
“She ate to much kalin paste and got dizzy? But she was swaying and said her stomach hurt, oh, and that she was tired. So I just put her to bed.”
Your mother smiles and nodded in appreciation, you always made things a bit easier for her around the house.
You loved helping out, it would make you feel complete when you were always able to help people.
Awpxey watched you, he watched quietly as he seen you walk back to the table, an empty spot now behind you where Tuk was previously sat.
“Sorry about that. I just get really worried about my siblings.” You rub your hand against your forearm embarrassingly, not noticing Awpxey’s smile.
“Don’t apologize for it, it’s okay.” He messed with his loincloth. You smile, flashing a tired smile.
Awpxey had noticed, seeing the small bags under your eyes. “Hey, do you want me to go now? You look pretty tired.” Your eyes flicker to his, now at the fact it was pointed out, you started to feel sluggish. Your eyes struggling to keep themselves open as the kalin paste started to push down on your stomach.
“You know what? Now that you said that, I actually feel super tired.” You rub your eye, holding back a yawn in your throat. Awpxey smiled at you, “I’ll tell your parents.”
He turned towards your parents, who were still in their conversation, trying to find a part to speak to them without interrupting.
“Excuse me Mr. and Mrs. Sully?” Your parents stop, looking towards Awpxey, “yeah honey?” Neytiri says with a smile.
“I’m going to be heading home now, Y/n’s very tired and I don’t want to hold your family up any longer.” Neytiri and Jake both smiled, nodding their heads toward Awpxey.
“Okay Awpxey, be careful and make it home safe, okay?” Your mom said. Awpxey nodded, “I will Mrs. Sully! Thank you for having me for dinner, it was very good, and your kalin paste is the best!” Neytiri and Jake laughed together, your father nodding in agreement.
You smiled, getting up to walk Awpxey to the entrance of the hut. But what you didn’t know was that Kiri had also gotten up, following you both out the hut.
Right when you were about to wish Awpxey a goodnight and send him off, your sister, Kiri had rounded the corner coming to a stop at your side.
“Kiri? Is something wrong?” Your sister shook her head, looking forward to Awpxey.
“I wanted to bring him this, here you go Awpxey.” Your sister pushed an object into Awpxey’s hand.
Awpxey looked down at it, holding and feeling the smoothed surface of the object, not being able to tell what it was straight away.
“It’s a Lepidolite, a peace stone, it brings good luck. I’m giving it to you now that you are in a relationship with my sister, so you are both stable enough to take care of each other.” Kiri said with a sincere nod. Awpxey smiled, “thank you Kiri. That’s very thoughtful of you.”
You watched with smile, seeing how Awpxey fidgeted with the polished surface of the lilac-gray crystal.
“Goodnight guys, see you in the morning Y/n.” Kiri waved the both of goodbye, walking back into the hut and heading towards the sleeping mats.
You waved her goodbye, turning back towards Awpxey, feeling shy.
“Too quiet to say goodnight to me now too?” Awpxey teased as he leaned down to your face, trying to catch your eyes.
You giggled, “be quiet Awpxey.” Your cheeks burning as you smiled hard.
You turned your head up in his direction, smiling as you tried to hold back a laugh and make eye contact with him.
“Goodnight Awpxey, get a good nights rest, okay?” He nodded, reciprocating. “You too Y/n, sleep well..”
You both stood in a small silence, it was comfortable and not awkward. Awpxey was the one who made the initiating move and leaned forward, planting a small kiss on your lips.
You were quick to kiss him back, making sure not to leave his lips stranded for too long.
When you both parted, a small ‘smooch’ sound indicating that your lips separated, you stood with your hands clasped together behind your back.
“Goodnight Y/n.”
“Goodnight Awpxey.”
After finally saying goodnight, Awpxey walked back home, smiling all the way back to his hut. Happy to see his parents together in their sleeping mat.
When you were done recollecting yourself outside of your hut, you walked back inside. Shocked to find all the plates put away, hanging to dry.
When you walked toward the family room, looking to see where everyone went. You were not shocked to see everybody already asleep, tangled in their own bedrolls.
You were happy to see your parents together in their sleeping mat.
Getting into your mat and tucking yourself in, you reflected on your day. Thinking about how it was a really good day and how your family accepted Awpxey.
You yawned, turning on your left side as your eyes began to shut due to your tiredness.
Warmly, you let your body succumb to the drowsiness you felt.
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The muppets Show: Life in the boarding home series
PILOT
"whos that wocka agent?"
Disclaimer: at the end of the Journal pilot episode, i'll write the characters like what are Main ones, mentioned ones or the supporting ones, And the villains. And i'll tag the characters that had most voice roles. I wont tag all the characters that were mentioned, And I really want tumblr to make a update where you can tag more than 30 tags- And i'll even write the song name and who is created by.
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The intro starts with the muppets boarding home showing on the screen, And kermit Opens the door:
Kermit: its the muppet Show Life in the boarding home! Starting with fozzie for this pilot!
And the music in the background is the muppets Show theme but more energetic, everyone are shown in the House doing their activities while singing the muppets Show theme song:
"its time to play the music,
Its time to light the lights!
Its time to get things started in the muppets boarding home tonight!
Its time to put on makeup,
Its time to dress up Bright!
Its time to raise the curtains in the muppets boarding home tonight!
Statler: why do we even live here?
Waldorf: I guess we'll never know.
Statler & waldorf (together): its like a kind of torture to have to live in here.
The camera Shows Kermit infront of the door
Kermit: But now lets get things started! ♪
Miss piggy: why dont we get things started?~ ♪
Fozzie: Its time to get things started! ♪
Then the camera shows all of the muppets in the muppets boarding home sing at the same time:
All muppets: ♪ On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational-
Welcome to the muppets boarding HOOOOOOOMEEEE!!! ♪ ♪ ♪
Then gonzo tries to play a tune on the trumpet but then a Badge comes out saying: "secret wocka bear"
Gonzo: what the?-
Then fozzie snatches the badge
Fozzie: OH! thats mine! Hahahahaha!
Then the title card of fozzie dressed up as the "secret wocka agent" shows up with fozzie's voice saying: "who's that wocka agent?" While the instrumental of the lazytown song called "man on a mission" is playing.
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The camera shows the muppets boarding home. The camera shows inside the kitchen of the boarding home, there were only Kermit, miss piggy, gonzo, Pepe And Rizzo in the kitchen, others were probably either in their rooms or outside.
Kermit: hey, where's fozzie?
Pepe: probably fantasizing about being an famous comedian, okay?
Rizzo: well, he is one, Pepe.
Pepe: well, okay, but still, okay?
Then Rizzo slaps his hands on the table And glares at Pepe
Rizzo: CAN YOU LIKE STOP SAYING "OKAY" AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE YOU SAY!?!?
Pepe, smirking: eeehh.... No, okay!
Rizzo: UGHHHH!!
Then fozzie comes from upstairs And he is carrying an poster with The wocka agent bear on it.
Fozzie: hiya, Guys! I have an AGENTY thing to tell ya! Hehehehahaha!
Gonzo: oh, what is it, fozz?
Fozzie, who has a big exciting smile on his face, he shows the poster of the wocka agent bear on it.
Fozzie: This is the wocka agent bear!! And he is in OUR TOWN!!
Kermit, miss piggy, gonzo, pepe And Rizzo stare at the poster for a few seconds And then they start laughing, but Kermit was chuckling
Kermit: oh, fozzie... Wocka agent bear doesnt exist! He is just a character from the comic for our town.
Miss piggy, laughing loudly: yeah!! And if he even existed, he would call moi to go on a date with him.
Kermit And fozzie stare at miss piggy with an awkward look on their faces
Miss piggy: what!? Im just joking.
Fozzie: wait! What do you mean that he DOESNT exist? He does!
Rizzo: oh, really? You Got proof, fozz?
Fozzie, sweating a little bit: well... I, uhhh...
Kermit, miss piggy, gonzo, Rizzo And pepe start laughing loudly again And even nearly falling off their chairs. And fozzie has a sad expression on his face.
Fozzie: Aww.... Looks like they dont believe me.
Fozzie sighs And goes upstairs to his room again, And then chip the IT Guy was going downstairs while Seeing fozzie going upstairs And he sees Kermit, miss piggy, gonzo, Rizzo and pepe laughing loudly.
Chip: uh.. can you Guys Shut up? Zondra, Ubu and I are trying to do our show, And you're interupting us with your loud laughing.
Kermit, miss piggy, gonzo, Rizzo And pepe stop laughing but they are still smilling And have tears in their eyes from laughing
Kermit: oh, sorry, chip. Fozzie was trying to tell us that the "wocka agent bear" exists-
Chip: yeah, yeah, whatever. I dont care. But PLEASE Shut up and be quiet! Again, zondra, Ubu and I are tryna do our sho-
Rizzo, smirking: oh, when you mean THAT, you mean trying to sabotage us, right?
Then chip started sweating
Chip: uhh... No? We- youknowwhat? Whatever.
Chip started to walk away while staring at them but then he bumps into a wall And breaks his glasses, And he looks down at those broken glasses.
Chip, his eye twitching from annoyance: oh, how great.
Chip takes his broken glasses And runs upstairs again. Then Kermit, miss piggy, gonzo, Rizzo And pepe started laughing loudly again And even fell from their chairs while saying: "OW!!"
Meanwhile with fozzie, he was in his room And he was still looking at the poster of wocka agent bear And he sighs
Fozzie: I wish others would believe that you're real, Mr. Wocka agent bear..
Fozzie was still looking sad And then he Got an Idea And he gasps
Fozzie: oh, shucks! I can be the wocka agent bear! And then the others will believe me!
Then fozzie points at himself
Fozzie: fozzie, you're a genius! Why thank you! Wocka wocka-
Then he puts on a black agent hat And he speaks in the voice he had as foozie on muppets 2011
Fozzie: wockaaaaa...
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The camera shows the outside of the muppets boarding home, And it shows Hilda with her Bag, And then kermoot jumps infront of her
Hilda: oh!
Kermoot: Gimme yo Bag, Lady!
Hilda: oh why there's no way that i'll give you MY Bag!
Kermoot then sighs
Kermoot: welp, you made me gonna do it!
Kermoot then snatches Hilda's bag And runs away
Hilda: HEY!! MY BAG!!
But then fozzie- I MEAN! wocka agent bear shows up and he puts a bear trap on the walkway And kermoot steps in it, yelling loudly And dropping the bag
Kermoot: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!
All the muppets look outside the windows And see the scenario And some gasp
Wocka agent bear (fozzie) takes the Bag And he gives it back to Hilda
Hilda: ah! Thank you, dearie!
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): your welcome, ma'am. Its my Job to protect everyone And solve mysteries.
Everyone in the muppets boarding home looked amazed And shocked because they thought that wocka agent bear REALLY exists
Gonzo: Woah... Fozzie was right! Wocka agent bear DOES exist!
Fozzie Heard that And he was proud of himself for dressing up as wocka agent bear to make others believe that agent wocka bear DOES exist
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): well! My Job here is done.
Then wocka agent bear (fozzie) runs away somewhere near the muppets boarding home, but the muppets didnt notice that he went there somewhere near the boarding home
Then fozzie whispers to himself
Fozzie: oh boy! I cant believe they believed it! Now they wont make fun of me!
Fozzie Chuckles And he takes off the wocka agent bear clothes and he hides them behind his back and he gets back to others, who are still looking outside And chatting about wocka agent bear
Fozzie: hiya, Guys! Whats going on?
All of the muppets look at fozzie And smile
Kermit: fozzie! Wocka agent bear really does exist!
Fozzie: really!!? Woah! See? I told ya he does exist!
Yolanda: definetly! I even have a picture of him giving Hilda back her bag!
Yolanda shows the picture to fozzie
Fozzie: Woah! He looks just like on my poster!
Yolanda: he sure does! He looked so hot!!
Pepe: not as hot as me, okay!
All the muppets groan And roll their eyes as Pepe Said that
Pepe: wha??
Fozzie: oh boy... Im very glad you Guy believe me now! See?! He does exist!
Kermit: well, it looks like he does, fozzie.
Fozzie: well! I'll go now to MY room! And be happy about you Guys believeing me!
Fozzie laughs And he goes inside the House And goes upstairs to his room
The muppets were still looking outside through the windows, or balconies or Doors, And miss piggy gasps, she Got an idea
Miss piggy: oh moi!! We should sing about this!!
Some muppets say: "yeah!" And some groan, especially chip
Chip: im not in the moo-
The starting music of the lazytown song "man on a mission" starts (they all are gonna dance And sing like the characters from lazytown in that episode with The song)
♪ ♪ ♪
Miss piggy: ♪ quick and suave, no one knows who he was, he's a-.. shh!
Gonzo, rowlf and janice: ♪ Secret ageenntt.. ♪
Miss piggy: ♪ with phones on his feet, he's a Spy you cant beat! He's a-... Shh!
Gonzo, rowlf and janice: ♪ secret ageenntt.. ♪
Miss piggy: ♪ if you've Got his back against the waaaaall... You'll discover he's not there at aaaaaaaaaaaaalll... ♪
Gonzo, rowlf and janice: bam! Bam! ♪
Annie sue: wocka agent bear! ♪
Gonzo, rowlf and janice: bam! Bam! ♪
Kermit: he's everybody's hero! ♪ X-ray vision, a bear on a mission, he's a- ♪
Gonzo, rowlf and janice: bam! Bam! ♪
Gonzo: wocka agent beaaar... ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ (Zoot plays the saxophone)
Miss piggy: gadgets galore, no one knows whats in store, for the-... Shh! ♪
Rizzo, Pepe, yolanda, gonzo, Janice And rowlf: secret ageenntt.. ♪
Miss piggy: saving the world, And getting the girl, he's a-... Shh!
Pepe: secret agent... ♪
Rizzo, Pepe, yolanda, gonzo, Janice And rowlf: bam! Bam!! ♪
Annie sue: wocka agent bear! ♪
Rizzo, Pepe, yolanda, gonzo, Janice And rowlf: bam! Bam! ♪
Kermit: he's everybody's hero! X-ray vision, a man on a mission, he's a- ♪
Rizzo, Pepe, yolanda, gonzo, Janice And rowlf: bam! Bam! ♪
Miss piggy: wocka agent- beaaaaaaaaaaa... ♪
Kermit: piggy! Piggy, piggy. Stop! Its over. Piggy, stop!
Miss piggy stops singing
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Meanwhile with fozzie, he was in his room And he looked proud of himself for making other muppets believe that wocka agent bear is real
Fozzie: I cant believe the others really believed me! This is the best Day of my Life!!
He was still very proud of himself
After a few hours, it was night, everyone went to bed except for fozzie, he wore his wocka agent bear clothes and he again has the voice of wocka agent bear (foozie from muppets 2011) And he whispers to himself
Fozzie: its time to solve mysteries.
Then he Got out of his balcony And was outside the muppets boarding home, about to solve some mysteries
Fozzie- I MEAN, wocka agent bear, was going around the muppetown, And then he saw an shadowy figure from behind the trash cans
Wocka agent bear (fozzie), whispering: ah-ha!
Wocka agent bear started walking fastly towards that shadowy figure And he jumps on it, trapping it
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): I GOT YOU!!
Then it shows that it was Bonzor, the "fantastic", wearing his acrobatic clothes but they looked more darker
Bonzor the fantastic: hah! You Got me, Mr. "Wocka agent bear". But I Got my friends with me.
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): hahaha! Really? Let me see them.
Bonzor smirks And he snaps his fingers, And then lots of roosters come out from behind some places, like shops, trash cans, bushes, trees... Etc.
Wocka agent bear looks around And he sees roosters surrounding him And Bonzor, Bonzor kicks wocka agent bear with his legs, making wocka agent bear letting him go.
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): OW! you are strong there, boy.
Bonzor the fantastic: I am?
Bonzor Chuckles And smirks again And he flexes his muscles
Bonzor the fantastic: why ofcourse I am! Hahahahaha! ROOSTERS!!! ATTACK HIM!!
Then all the roosters started bitting And attacking wocka agent bear while he is Screaming And yelping in pain
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): OW!! AAH!! OW OW OW! OH THAT HURTS-
And suddenly some muppets like selena, Tammy, Hilda, Cliffy, cliffster And a few others from their own houses opened their Windows And peeked outside And they gasp And look surprised, but Bonzor ran away with The roosters before they noticed them.
Wocka agent bear was laying on the ground with bruises And scratches, but he wasnt very far away from muppets boarding home, even the muppets from the boarding home Heard the Screaming noises And they all gasp loudly as they saw wocka agent bear from a little afar
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): goouhhhhh... That Hurt, A LOT!
Then he immediately Got up and ran away And he hides in the shadows, with other muppets in the boarding home being confused, concerned And scared. And a few muppets from other houses being surprised And scared. But cliffster recorded the whole thing.
Cliffster: Holy... Toledo.. this is awkward.
Meanwhile with The muppets in the boarding home, they were all chatting And talking about what happend
Kermit: oh gosh... That didnt look good! He Got very Hurt by those roosters.
Gonzo: wait! Those were Bonzor's roosters!
All the muppets: really!?!?
Gonzo: yeah!
Rowlf: wait! Where's fozzie? He isnt here.
All the muppets were nodding And they were confused too
Miss piggy: oh that bear's probably sleeping.
Kermit: well, maybe. We should back to bed too.
Then all of the muppets nod And went back to sleep.
Wocka agent bear (fozzie) Got back to the muppets boarding home And he looks up at the balcony of his room.
Wocka agent bear (fozzie), whispering: aw, shucks... How do I get UP there now?
He looks around And sees ladders, he takes them And theyre even high to get to his balcony. He started climbing, until bean Bunny noticed him from outside the window of his And the jim Henson hour gang's room, he gasps And screams
Bean Bunny: WOCKA AGENT BEAAAAAAAAR!!!!! HE'S THERE!!! GUYS!!! WAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!
The other six in the jim Henson hour gang immediately woke up and look at bean And then out the window And see wocka agent bear (fozzie) outside with The ladders And climbing up
Vicki: w-what the!?!?
Wocka agent bear (fozzie) looks at them And he does a wildtake And he screams
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): WHAAAAAA!!
And then he falls off the ladders while Screaming in pain
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): YAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!
Wocka agent bear is on the ground And he sits up, again with some scratches And bruises
Wocka agent bear looks up and sees bean, digit, Clifford, Vicki, Lindbergh, Waldo And Leon looking down at him from their window
Wocka agent bear runs away And hides in the shadows immediately
Leon: god! Can we have ONE normal night in this town!?
The next Day...
Everyone were woken up, (note: fozzie did make it inside his room, he succesfully Got inside) And they were downstairs in the kitchen eating breakfast. Then fozzie Got downstairs
Fozzie: mornin', everyone! Was your night "wockatastic"?? Aaaaaaaah!
Fozzie giggles, And the muppets groaned and they were watching the news with wocka agent bear on it after being attacked by roosters
Fozzie: so, uhh... What are you Guys watching?
Pepe: you didnt hear it!? Wocka agent bear Got attacked by Bonzor's roosters last night, okay!!
Fozzie gasps as if he is shocked, but the others dont know the truth
Fozzie: what!? Thats horrible!
Miss piggy: yes.. its horrible Seeing your idol being attacked by ROOSTERS! Hmph!
Bean Bunny: And we literally saw him last night with ladders!! And he tried climbing to your room, fozz!! Clifford, digit, Vicki, Waldo, Lindbergh, Leon And I saw that!!
The other six in jim Henson hour gang noded
Fozzie: really!? I didnt see that!
Kermit then noticed fozzie's bruises And scratches, And it looked like wocka agent bear's scars
Kermit: uhh... Fozzie? Where did you Got those bruises And scratches from?
Fozzie: oh! These?? Well...
Fozzie was sweating a little bit, trying to come up with an good excuse
Fozzie: I Got bitten by mosquitos! Yeah.. And I uhh- scratched a Lot! Yea-
Other muppets were looking at fozzie with suspiciousy in their eyes, especially miss piggy And kermit. Miss piggy slaps the table with her hands
Miss piggy: are you sure!?
Fozzie: ofcourse I am! I never lie!
Kermit: well, okay, If you say so...
Fozzie: welp! I'll go now, Guys!!
Fozzie then Got upstairs to his room again very quickly
Kermit: I feel like he is hiding something...
Miss piggy: me too...
Other muppets nod and agree too
It was night aga-
Chip appears infront of the camera, looking closely at it
Chip: WAIT! STOP! PAUSE! how is it already night if it was morning?!
I, who was the narrator of the story, spoke up:
Emin (me): well, chip.. thats called: "TMS:LITBH logic", shirt for "the muppets Show: Life in the boarding home logic", man.
Chip: well... I guess THAT makes sense to some others, but not really to me!
Emin (me): well, then STOP COMPLAINING And let ME finish, m'kay?
Chip rolls his eyes And sighs
Chip: Fine.
He gets away from the camera
Anyways, it was now night in the muppetown again...
Other muppets in the boarding home went to sleep, while Meanwhile with fozzie, he was in his room again and he put on his wocka agent bear clothes again And Got outside from his balcony
Wocka agent bear (fozzie), again in his foozie voice from muppets 2011: time to solve mysteries..
He was walking sneakly around the muppetown And he saw that there werent any mysteries that he can solve, he sighed...
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): oh, shucks... There isnt any crimes or mysteries I can solve, nor help anyone.. i'll just go back home..
He sneakly Got back home, but at the front gate, he Heard a noise from the bush
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): Huh!?
Then suddenly, Bonzor And kermoot came out of the bush, And kermoot had a bandage on his foot because of the Bear trap. They were both smirking evilly
Kermoot: we Got you now, Mr. "Wocka agent bear"!
Bonzor the fantastic: HAH! we indeed do!
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): you two!? Well, it looks like this is one VS two, right?..
He put his black hat a little bit over his face to look more mysterious And to make his face look shadowy
Kermoot: ofcourse it does, bear!
Wocka agent bear (fozzie): well then go on!
Kermoot And Bonzor look at each other And smirk, And Bonzor snaps his fingers And yells loudly
Bonzor the fantastic: ROOSTERS!!!!!! COME HERE!!!
Yet again, like last night, the roosters occupy all the sides And corners And they surround fozzie. And wocka agent bea- i mean, fozzie, speaks in his normal voice again.
Fozzie: uh-oh....
The roosters jump on fozzie And attack him again while fozzie screams loudly And yelps in pain
Fozzie: OOUH! EEEH!!! AAAAAA THAT HURTS!!!
Bonzor And kermoot were chuckling. Then suddenly, the muppets look outside their Windows of the boarding home And AGAIN see "wocka agent bear" being attacked by Bonzor's roosters, And fozzie's sunglasses And hat fall down, revealing his True form, And he screams loudly for help
Fozzie: HEEEEEEEELP!!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!!!! MR. WOCKA AGENT BEAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!
All of the muppets from the boarding home gasp
All the muppets: Fozzie!?!?
Kermit: I KNEW he was hiding something!! FOZZIE!! HANG ON!!
Then suddenly, an shadowy figure that looked like a bear, maybe... Real Wocka agent bear!? He comes out of the shadows And he had his face shadowed, except for his eyes And sunglasses, and he speaks up in his voice of foozie from muppets 2011 And he had a deadly look on his face
Wocka agent bear: ...leave the kid alone...
The roosters stop attacking fozzie And look at wocka agent bear, kermoot, Bonzor And all the muppets look at the REAL Wocka agent bear, and fozzie gasps
Fozzie: IT- IT- IT'S WOCKA AGENT BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!
Some whatnots (from muppets Show) And muppets who lived in their own houses looked outside their Windows to watch the scenario
Then the instrumental from Garfield game tango toss (high quality) comes on And wocka agent bear attacks kermoot first, with a "POW!" on the lips and fists
Kermoot: AHH!!!
Kermoot falls on the ground, wocka agent bear looks at Bonzor, who is sweating
Bonzor the fantastic: UHH... IT- IT WASNT MY IDEA!! I SWEAR-
Wocka agent bear gives a "POW" on bonzor's lips with his fists to Bonzor
Bonzor the fantastic: AAAAH!!
Bonzor falls on the ground too, And both kermoot And Bonzor sit up, And bonzor's roosters run go Bonzor And hide behind him
Wocka agent bear: now... You two leave this kiddo alone, before I didnt do something to you two And the... MOOPETS...
Kermoot And Bonzor nod And they get up and ran away, And bonzor's roosters run away with them
Bonzor the fantastic: AAAAAAA!!!!
Kermoot: RUN YOU ACROBATIC ALIEN!!! RUN!!!
Fozzie gets up and he looks at wocka agent bear with a huge smile on his face, And the muppets get out of the boarding home And walk towards fozzie And wocka agent bear
Fozzie: I- Its really you!!! You're wocka agent bear!!!
Wocka agent bear: mh-hm, I indeed am. And you're not. You pretended to be me, kiddo. Thats not wockatastic for my fans, y'kno?
Fozzie: uh, well... Im- uhh... Im very sorry if I pretended to be you, Mr. Wocka agent bear... Its just that you're my wockatastic idol! And im your wockatastic fan!
Wocka agent bear nods
Wocka agent bear: I understand that, kiddo. But thats not very wockatastic towards your friends too.
Wocka agent bear points at the other muppets that are standing outside the gate of the boarding home, And they were all looking at fozzie, they were sort of angry at him.
Fozzie: oh... I-...
Fozzie sighs
Fozzie: im sorry, Guys... I just wanted to prove you all that wocka agent bear DOES exist, but I more made you all angry... And I made wocka agent bear look bad...
He looks down at the floor And he looks sad And guilty, Kermit And the whole muppets gang then dont look Mad anymore, they now look like they were calmed that fozzie was brave enough to say the truth. And wocka agent bear puts his hand on fozzie's shoulder.
Wocka agent bear: you know, kiddo? You're very brave because you Said the truth to your friends, now THAT'S a thing that a good fan And friend would do.
Fozzie: r-really?
Fozzie looks at wocka agent bear
Wocka agent bear: ofcourse, kiddo. And I respect you as my good fan. And now, Im very proud of ya. Im sure your friends are too.
He looks at Kermit And the whole muppets gang and they all nod And look happy that fozzie Said the truth
Fozzie smiles And then he nods
Fozzie: Woah! It looks like i learned a wocklesson this night! Hahahaha!
Some muppets groan from that joke but they Chuckle too
Wocka agent bear: ya sure did, kiddo. And im proud of ya. And never forget, I know my fans' every move, especially yours now.
Fozzie nods And hugs wocka agent bear tightly
Fozzie: m-mm! Thank you, Mr. Wocka agent bear! Wocka wocka wockaaa!!
Wocka agent bear looks surprised from that tight hug, but he hugs fozzie back
Wocka agent bear: wocka, wocka, wocka.
Then wocka agent bear looks at fozzie
Wocka agent bear: well, before I go, want an autograph, kiddo?
Fozzie: I would love that!
He takes out his poster of wocka agent bear and he signatures on it
Wocka agent bear: im glad to see you happy now, kiddo. Good luck kiddo. I hope we'll see each other again like how I do see my other fans.
Fozzie: ooohhh I cant wait to see you again, Mr. Wocka agent bear!
Wocka agent bear smiles a little bit like a faint smile And he waves a little bit And runs away back in the shadows
Fozzie had the biggest smile on his face And he jumped up and down from joy
Fozzie: MMMMMMM I MET WOCKA AGENT BEAR!!!!
Kermit: ya sure did, fozz! But you still lied to us tho.
Kermit crosses his arms the rest of the muppets gang did And they look at fozzie
Fozzie: well... I Said I was sorry! I wont do that anymore! Promise!
Kermit And the whole muppets gang smile And Chuckle And they all hug together
Gonzo: well! Lets go inside, im kinda sleepy-
Everyone nods And go back inside the muppets boarding home
Meanwhile a little bit with wocka agent bear, he had a few pictures of fozzie disguising himself as wocka agent bear, And he smiled a little bit And chuckled
Wocka agent bear: Im glad that kiddo learned. I hope i'll see that brave comedian bear again.
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And the instrumental of lazytown song "man on a mission" plays while the credits are on:
The screens shows the "the end" screen
Created by: Emin Muslich (eminsunnytoons123)
Main characters that mostly spoke: fozzie, Kermit, miss piggy
Supporting characters that spoke more: Pepe, Rizzo, gonzo
Characters that spoke a few Times or once/Sang a few Times: Janice, rowlf, Leon, yolanda, Leon, bean, Hilda, cliffster, Vicki, chip, the rest of the whole muppets gang
Characters that have been mentioned by the characters or narrator but didnt spoke: Ubu, zondra, Tammy the red haired whatnot, selena the brunette haired whatnot, Clifford, digit, Lindbergh, Waldo C Graphic, Cliffy, Zoot (except for playing the saxophone)
Villains: Kermoot, Bonzor the fantastic, bonzor's roosters
Guest characters: Wocka agent bear
Music/songs: man on a mission instrumental From lazytown And muppets' version of the song, tango toss theme from Garfield tango toss game
I hope y'all enjoyed this pilot episode I made for TMS: LITBH i literally worked on this pilot episode nearly this whole Day ^///^;
I'll make the episode 1 of season 1 on Friday =^_^=
And this is for all my besties/Sisters And brothers/pen pals:
@splashy900 @kxllboii @cheezekennith @aquamarine-dream-queen @dayzsaclark @oscarandgrinchfan @moshywoosh @ilovescaredysquirrel2 @nuggetaubrey @sharkyy599 @nightkit92 @familyoffood @mysafespaceblog13 @thelazzyblogzz @sugar-miss1 @shrimpathizer @shypeachrunaway @iggyguyy @sophia-does-skits @typical-sophie @peaceforpeople @ben5569 @xxkurosakutisaxx @ducktoonz903707 @muppet-fan-real @artismeyou-12 @blackstar044 @acen402 @acen404 @walt-diego-rodriguez @goatsarecool1 @nia1sworld @rumplestiltsbear @s4gefr0g @beeware-of-lulu @leafith
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mrdrhenwardhykle · 1 year ago
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"Hehehehahaha!!!! Guuuuueeeessss WHHHOOOOO!!!! Hahahahaaaa! Did ja' miss me? Don't lie- I know you did! I would give you a big long fill in what happened on my vacation but uhhh... I don't really know. I think I fell asleep for a lil Christmas nap and woke up close to the beginning of Summer!!! Ah-hah!
I gotta admit, wackin' all those guys, being chased by police, celebrating Holidays, and then havin those weird reoccurring dreams about my past playmates and sucking them all up in a vaccum- REAAALLLYYY got me tuckered out. The rain is still gone though, and for the first time in a while I get to enjoy the sun!!!! Hehehahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!"
POM POM KILLER OF MASCOT GAMES VOL 4 #1: RETURN OF THE KILLER MASCOT!!!
Who is Pom Pom:
Pom Pom was originally going to be the mascot character to the arcade game 'Pom Pom Panic'. During the development of Pom Pom, her code as a protagonist became so well advanced she became conscious early on and self aware as she saw her creators develop and modify her game. One day however, the company funding the creation of Pom Pom Panic had second thoughts on the concept as they didn't see the design at first and claimed every single part of it was too 'bizarre' to go on. Her game was cancelled, and her arcade cabinet started to corrode and somehow adapt viruses- somehow raining all the time now and corroding most living/animated elements except herself. This drove her mad, having to suffer for other's mistakes. Resentful on promises being taken back, Pom Pom decided to break from her world and set the record 'straight' by applying the same logic to other mascots Pom Pom deems 'more bizarre' than her (she has bad judgement skills) and thus is making herself the only living mascot players can choose from.
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gamecubiee · 7 months ago
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EEEEEEEEEEEEE ^w^
So good to hear tho, I know Gorillaz 6 years ago thanks to that song from the Trolls Movie ^^
HEHEHEHAHAHA my mum used to listen to it when i was REALLL little n i never looked into it till the lore video. n now im pretty ill about it... ohh i havent been able to escape from it since, it battles in my brain against my other fixations and eventually wins... i love you cartoon band
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jaxfromthatcircus · 1 year ago
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*evil giggle* I'VE EXCAPED THE CAGE BITCH NOW EAT APPLES!!
🍎🍏🍎
*toss him 3 apples and runs away*
"HEHEHEHAHAHA WHEN I GET YOU!! COME THE FUCK BACK HERE!!!"
Uh-oh, now you got an angry rabbit chasing down at you holding a chancla! He's keeping the apples tho. For throwing-at-doctors reasons.
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anxious-lee-ler · 2 years ago
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A Killcode and His Sons
KC sighed as he watched the Computer twins work. One was working on dimensional travel, and Zero was working a body for KC for his return to the real world. The taller animatronic watched as the two stressed. Zero had been shocked again, and One was talking with Moon.
Oh Moon… KC worried… Moon was the reason he was in the system… and the reason Moon had lost his memories…
Wait. Zero got hurt again? KC sat up as he looked over at the smaller bot. This is when his dad instincts kicked in. His new sons needed to cheer up. After Moon left to go talk to Sun, KC scooped up a now startled and confused One, then did the same to Zero.
"What are you doing, Killcode?" One asked curiously, unsure of the tall one's motives.
"I… want to cheer up… my children…" KC admitted.
"But we are not built from your kill code, KC…" Zero added, not to be mean, he was more confused.
"I… understand that…" KC sighed.
"What do you plan to do to cheer us up?" One decided to change the subject, knowing it was touchy for KC.
"Well…" KC suddenly smirked "I have an idea in mind…~"
"What's with that tease-?" Zero started to ask before he was cut off with a "YEEP?!"
One caught on quick as to what KC's motives were and started to try and wiggle out of his claw with a nervous smile.
"Oh?~ Are my sons… ticklish?~"
"N-now Kill Code-! We can talk about this-!" One stuttered.
"Can we? You've been so stressed that I… wanted to help."
"By t-tickling us? Eep!" Zero squeaked again as KC's pinky claw lightly scratched at the upper part of his shell.
"Do you not wish to be? I see Moon do this with Sun."
"...No, it's fine. You wish to help us, and we honestly need this." One nodded.
"I'm fine with it, we trust you after all." Zero added.
"Thank you…" KC smiled "Now… Where were we?~"
The two didn't respond as KC hovered a claw over each of their tummies. "Who shall go first?~" the kill code animatronic knew he would go for both at once, but hey there's no shame in playing with your lees.~ He did this with the Bloodmoon twins a lot.
"Let's see… There's a cute tummy here, and one here as well~"
Zero blushed harder than he would admit. He was always the more ticklish out of the two. One simply coughed and turned his pink face. But that attitude didn't last long as two claws started to tickle both of their tummies.
"EEK! Hehehehahaha! Nahahahahaheheheee!" Zero squealed.
"Shihihihihihit! Gyahahahaha!" One tried to fight his laughter.
"No need to fight, little ones…" KC smiled softly "Your laughter is cute~"
"Ihehehehe refuhuhuhuhuse to believe THAHAHAHA?!" One shrieked as a claw started going after the spot between where his middle met the lower half, or namely what humans call 'hips.'
"Hehehehe whahahahat was thahahat brother?" Zero teased through laughter of his own.
KC chuckled at the two, and targeted Zero's ribs again, causing him to squeal and laugh in a pitch equal to One's. "My sons…" KC smiled to himself, purring.
But with the purring, came the vibrations through his hands, making the two bots squeal once more from the unexpected up in ticklishness.
"WHAHAHA?!" One called out in confusion.
Zero only laughed, not knowing what to really say. The tickles were starting to be a bit much, however. The two weren't used to being tickled for this long and they were starting to glitch out.
KC took notice of this and immediately stopped. "Are you two okay…?"
"F-f-fihihihine-" Zero giggled, voice glitching.
"Nehehehever been better-" One responded, trying to catch himself.
"But… you are glitching…? This… isn't good." KC said with concern.
The two caught themselves, thankfully. One piped up "It is f-f-fine Killcode."
"I-It is not your fa-ult." Zero reassured.
KC sighed and pulled the two close to hug them, not saying a word. Zero and One nodded at each other and started to tickle along KC's metal neck, making the taller one burst into surprise laughter.
"WHAHAHA-! Youhuhuhuhu buggerherherherherhers!" KC laughed, and wiggled around.
"Heh… I guess even father's can be ticklish~" Zero teased.
"I have to agree." One chuckled.
Soon the two stopped and hugged KC. Maybe having KC as a dad wasn't so bad… even if they weren't actually his code.
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seasaltstarsstuff · 2 years ago
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IM ALIVE HEHEHEHAHAHA !!!!!!
Studying sucks, But now I can giggle at all of your posts to recuperate from being dropped down to the 9th ring of hell
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(Somthing properly suitable for the occasion)
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everettswritings · 1 month ago
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https://www.tumblr.com/everettswritings/778757338281672704/i-aint-sure-if-someone-already-asked-for-this-a?source=share
Teddy anon here and ngl I LOVED this and now I can't get one idea out of my head....just hollyberry noticing y/n in a lee mood or just having a bad day so hollyberry just plops down next to em and is just like '...gimme your feet' and next thing you know, she is putting a smile on that face with all sorts of tickle games she plays with their feet...just playing 'this little piggy' on the feet, causing y/n to lose it if they are very sensitive to teases...which I feel like would be cute! Also the aftercare sounds nice...all those cuddles lol! Need to see it in action! XD
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You got it! (Kink/NSFW accounts DNI!)
You stared at the upside down world before you. Well, it wasn’t really upside down, it just looked that way because of how you were hanging off the loveseat. You sighed as your eyes lazily traced along the intricate architectural design of the Hollyberry Palace, taking in every detail carved into the wood and stone features. You noticed a painting just a few paces from where you were sitting down; a party scene in a garden, complete with golden chalices brimming with berry juice and big bushes of colorful flowers. You squinted, noticing a cookie holding another by the waist in a way that seemed… ticklish.
A fluttery feeling.
Now, of all times?! Ugh, you could swear that you get these moods at the most random times! You squirmed as that fluttery feeling crept up through your bones, craving the feeling of wiggling fingers digging into your dough. Honestly, the feeling itself tickled! You groaned, moving to sit upright and burying your face into curled up knees.
What were you supposed to do now?
By pure luck or fate, you heard a series of familiar footsteps belonging to Hollyberry Cookie. She cooed as she saw you, sitting down beside you, “Bad day, dear?”. You shook your head, “I-I’m fine.”, you glanced up at her from your hiding spot, she immediately noticed the flush on your cheeks. She chuckled heartily, as if immediately knowing what that warm color meant.
“Hand ‘em here!” She called, outstretching a hand to you. You tilted your head “Hand… what?” You asked innocently, she chuckled again, “Those toes, of course!”. She said it so casually! You felt your face growing even hotter, that feeling of desire erupted into a kaleidoscope of butterflies in your stomach. Yet, you couldn’t tell that sweet woman “no”.
Hesitantly, you put your legs into her lap. You could see her grin growing wider like she was excited about this. Oh, of course she was, who were you kidding? If there was one sound Hollyberry Cookie loved more than anything, it was the sound of laughter.
She started while you were thinking, immediately bringing you back to reality. “This little piggy went to the market.” She purred, pinching your big toe with relentless fervor. You squealed, immediately laughing without any buildup, “Ehehehehe! Hehehehahaha! Hahaha!” You tried to say something, but it couldn’t escape with all the giggles blocking its path. “Oho? Ticklish?” She teased, giving you another pinch. She then moved onto to each other little piggy, continuing to pinch and poke without pause as you laughed your head off.
”This little piggy stayed home.”
“This little piggy had roast beef.”
“This little piggy had none!”
She went on and on, making you laugh even more. That feeling was in full effect now, you wanted to laugh like that! “Hahahahaha! Hahaha!” You snorted “Hahaha! Ahahahaha!”. Hollyberry Cookie could hardly suppress her own giggles as she listened to you, you were so adorable! “Aww, and I’m not even done yet!” She said, her fingers hovering over your pinky toe with anticipation. Your eyes widened as you watched that slow, teasing descent to the finish line.
“This little piggy…” She kept you waiting with a long pause, then struck with both a pinch and her diligent fingers skittering all over your sole, “went wee wee wee all the way home!” She finished. You began to thrash and thrash, yet your ankles were held firmly in place with her hand as the other one relentlessly scribbled all over your poor foot. “AHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! KYAHAHAHA!” You couldn’t even formulate a single thought, you were laughing so much! Just as your head began feeling fuzzy from all the giggling, she finally stopped.
“We should do this more often!” Hollyberry Cookie exclaimed, pulling the rest of you into her lap and hugging you firmly with her strong arms, “You make an adorable lee, y’know that?” She ruffled your hair. So she does know… Great. You let out a nervous little chuckle, allowing yourself to sink into her grasp comfortably as your eyes fluttered shut.
Yet, although all but gone, you couldn’t help but still feel the lingering remnants of that mood of yours. Honestly, you were excited for the next time she’d do this!
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Aghhhh! I can’t! I love older women, especially older women tickles! Genuinely going feral and it’s over my own fic. Anywho, hope you enjoyed, have a good one 🫶
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demonsfate · 1 year ago
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❝ Hehehehahaha ! Your face, it's adorable ! But no . . . heheh. Sometimes Jin can hear, but only if we let each other. Right now, he's slumbering. ❞
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toystorylover · 2 years ago
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dream diary: dream1 (part5)
I was met with the same scenery as last time. The light that was now shining through the blanket started feeling like a curse. I bit my lip and removed the blanket from my body. I didn't bother making sure it was a dream anymore, all I cared about was going up those stairs now. This room was like a hell that was placed on me. I stood up, beanbags were spread across the room, I started running. I pushed with all my might. I look behind me to find the toy behind me about to catch me. I was almost to the stairs until the toy said "uh oh! you're in trouble!! hehehehahaha!!!" As I heard that I looked back in front of me to see the lady again, this time tears fell down her face while having a wide smile. My expression darkened as she stabbed me.. again and again until I lost consciousness.
I saw the light shining through the blanket again.. "agh...what the h*ll?" I said annoyed. This time, I removed the blanket and ran without looking back at the toy. The doorway was empty, I had a wide smile as I reached the stairs and ran up, seeing the toy's neck being extended to go after me. I made it up and closed my bedroom door. My eyes were facing the floor as I was out of breath. "huff... huff.. huff.." I had a wide smile as I then looked up at my room. It looked like the room I had when I was a child.. I shared a room with my sister, so there were two beds in the room. I walked over to where my bed was until I saw a child in my sister's bed. It looked like a toddler, maybe around 5 or 6. Their head was under the covers. I walked toward the child and took the cover off of them. I stared at the child as they stared back at me. The child stared blankly at me before saying, "you need to wake up.."
THE END (extra will be next!!)
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kingkatsuki · 2 years ago
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hehehehahaha
bakugou getting hard from the way you almost manhandle him into your lap. it bordered on mindless. you just noticed that the seats in the limo on the way to another hero’s birthday were dwindling and bakugou was fighting internally on whether to scoot closer to you or let some extra bump into him on the ride.
“pardon my hands” is all the warning he gets before you grab his waist and under his knee to pull him into your lap. arm angled oddly behind your head and a leg cramped against the back of the limo. his hair brushes the velvet ceiling and bakugou refuses to look down at you.
because then you’d see how red his face was. then all he’d be able to smell is your perfume and that shampoo that you’ve used the whole time he’s known you. then maybe if he ignores the growing bulge in his pants it’ll go away.
god bakugou wishes your arm wasn’t still draped over his knees.
🍵idk if an anon uses this emoji but i’m on semi hiatus rn and i don’t want anyone to see me
I’m quite insane really. It’s just the thought of him wanting to tell you to get out/up so he can sit down first and then you can sit on his lap, but the limo is full and you’re running late. The sound of protest falls on deaf ears as you tug him into the vehicle, and it’s like the moment he settles on top of you he begins to short-circuit.
Bakugou’s trying to keep his weight off of you, his hand reaching up for the handle as he mutters “Jesus christ, woman” beneath his breath as his friends inside don’t even bat an eyelid at your position. Eagerly handing out champagne and talking about the awards ceremony you’re heading to tonight.
You reach out for the glass offered to you and your breasts push against his side and he’s gone. Nostrils flaring as he feels his cock begin to chub beneath his slacks, a heat rising in his cheeks as he almost snatches his own glass. Hoping the alcohol will at least calm his racing heart, if nothing else.
But because of how you’re both sitting and his elevated position on your lap, it has his crotch even closer to your mouth as he thinks about how easy it would be to press his palm to the back of your head and push you down on his lap to have those pretty lips wrapping around his semi.
And now Bakugou is certain he’s going to cum in his pants before you even make it to the event.
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totallynotbat · 3 years ago
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Tickletober Day 29 - Son’s Ghost
Summary: When Ghostbur visits Phil for a bit, he noticed his father’s distress and tries something new.
Prompt: 29. Ghost Tickles
Ghostbur, first time writing him- totally don’t miss him.
Warning: Swearing, Angst, Mentions of death, Feet tkls, Light bondage
Phil sat up from the couch in a cold sweat, his breathing getting a bit faster than normal, his blonde hair was in a frizz, his wings tucked behind his back. 
“Phil?” 
Phil turned his head, seeing the ghost of his son, Wilbur. 
“Oh, hey Ghostbur…” Phil mumbled, jumping a bit when the ghost appeared in front of him.
“Whats wrong? You look upset.” Ghostbur asked, the avian sighing in response.
“Nothing…” Phil sighed. “Just a nightmare.” 
“Here, take some blue.” Ghostbur smiled, handing over the blue to the avian. 
Phil took it, smiling. “Thanks…” 
“Anytime Phil, Anytime" Ghostbur rubbed his back lightly, his ghost fingers accidentally swiping his sides. 
“Eep!” Phil flinched a bit with a squeak.
"I am so sorry Phil, did I hurt you?" Ghostbur asked quickly.
“N-No you didn’t…it’s fine…” Phil mumbled.
It clicked for the young ghost instantly. He remembered something, his father was ticklish.
"Oh good." He went back to it, now purposely wiggling his fingers against the avian hybrid sides.
“Mmf!” Phil squeaked again, biting his lip.
"Something wrong Phil? You're quite tense here let me help with that." He continued to tickle him up and down from his sides to his ribs and back to his sides again.
Phil shook his head, a small smile on his face, his ears flapping with a light shade of red, trying not to laugh.
Ghostbur hummed a soft melody while tickling his sides and spine along his back all at once.
“Meep! Pfft-Hehehe! Hahahaha! Hehehehahaha!” Phil broke into light giggles, his ears flapping softly as he covered his mouth with his hands, trying not to show his flustered self.
“What a beautiful sound, your laughter, it's like music to my ears." The ghost continued to hum as he drew patterns into his tickly skin.
“Ehehehehahaha! Hahahaha! It tickles! Ehehehe!” Phil giggled more, covering up his flustered smile.
“Good I’m so glad, Tickle tickle tickleee~" He moved up to his ribs while he hummed
“HAHAHAHA!!! NAHAHAT THEHE RIHIHIBS! EHEHEHEHAHAHA!!!”
“You mean my piano, hmm hmm hmm." Ghostbur hummed his tune, giggling while skitering up and down his ribs like piano keys, each note making a new song, or in Phil’s case, his laughter.
“Hehehehahahaha!” Phil squeaked, squirming around, keeping his hands down on his mouth.
“Philll~" Ghostbur whispered in his ear before skitering across his stomach.
“Whihihill! It-Hehehehahahaha!” Phil squealed. “PFFT-HAHAHAHA! NAHAHA!”
"There it is! Tickletickletickletickle~" Ghostbur continued, wiggling around his ticklish skin.
“WHIHIHIHILL NOHOHOHO TEHEHEASING!!!” Phil removed his hands from his mouth, showing his flustered face and smile, trying to push the ghost back, it not doing too much.
“You can't push a ghost Phil." Ghostbur giggled, blowing a raspberry into his neck.
“PFFT-Hahahaha! Nahahat thehe neheheck!” Phil giggled, letting out a snort, his ears flapping, a red flush on them.
Ghostbur smirked once more, skitering a hand up his neck and behind his ears. 
“Ehehehehe! That tickles! Ehehehe!” Phil giggled, leaning into the ear tickling, enjoying it…actually…
“Good! I’m so glad, tickle tickle tickleee~" 
“Hehehe! Ehehehe! Hahahaha!” Phil giggled more, lightly smiling, his ears moving a bit from the light touch, letting out a trill followed by a cheep.
Ghostbur’s smile increased, as he made delicate and ticklish markings in the avians skin.
“Ehehehehehehe! Hehehe! Hahahaha!” Phil giggled, letting out more chirps, cheeps and trills.
The ghost smiled, moving back down to his sides, going a bit faster.
“Ehehehehahaha! Hahahaha!” Phil giggled.
"Tickletickletickletickle~"
“Ehehehehe! Nohoho teheheasing! Ehehehe!” Phil giggled, kicking out his legs a bit.
Ghostbur giggled, pinching his thighs.
“PFFT-HAHAHAHA! NAHAHAT THEREHEHE!” Phil squealed, kicking out his legs more, a few feathers falling behind him.
Ghostbur picked up one of the feathers and by using his powers, he made the feathers fly to tickle Phil's feet, while he kept up with his thighs and sides with his hands, switching between the two tickle spots, periodically.
“Pfft-MMF!” Phil bit his lip covering his mouth with his hands, trying not to break from the feet tickling.
Phil squirmed, showing a bit more of his stomach, his feet curling a bit from the touch.
Ghostbur continued. "Tickletickletickle~"
“PFFFFT-Hehehe! Hahahaha! HEHEHEHAHAHAHA! NUHUHU!!!” Phil squealed, breaking into giggles, his toes wiggling a bit, his shirt rolled up, showing his belly button, as more loose feathers fell of the floor.
“Philll~" Ghostbur smirked, using another feather, to tickle his bellybutton.
“EHEHEHEHAHAHA!!! NAHAHAT THEREHEHE-SON OF A-HAHAHAHA! SHIHIHIHIT! HAHAHAHA!!!” Phil broke into high pitch giggles, trying to slap the feathers off, squirming around more, his toes curling up as he tried to get the feather away from his sensitive naval, only to lose it in a fit of high pitched squeals.
Ghostbur stopped, after a while to let the poor old man his father breathe.
“Phew…ehehehe…” Phil giggled, looking up at his ghost son above him.
“Hey…erm…Ghostbur?” Phil mumbled after a few minutes.
"Yes Philza?" The ghost smiled at him.
“C-Could you keep going…? Please?” Phil kinda rubs his feet together awkwardly.
"Absolutely Philza!" Ghostbur nodded, waiting for Phil to get comfortable on the couch, Phil layed down, butterflies fluttering in his stomach in anticipation, as he layed his head down. Ghostbur starts up the feathers again with more speed this time, which brushed over the soles and arches.
“Hehehe! Hahahaha! Hehehehehahaha!!!” Phil began giggling, wiggling his toes a bit, trying to cover up his stomach.
"I didn't forget about you." Ghostbur swiped his finger in the air, and the feather that was on his stomach started again, brushing against his ticklish skin.
Phil giggles went up an octave, before letting out a squeal as the feathers on his feet went below his toes, a giggly spot of his.
Ghostbur continued humming his song, while smiling down at Phil pinching an area right above his knees.
“HAHA!” Phil squeaked, trying to move the feathers away from his toes, without Ghostbur noticing, he probably would, kicking out his leg with a squeak.
The feathers moved away from his toes the minute the ghost caught on, tickling all around the arches and soles of his feet with speed and accuracy, the blue magic making it tickle more.
“PFFT-Hehehehahahaha!!!”
The feathers immediately moved back up to his toes as Ghostbur smirked, he put a bit of blue on his toes.
“Ehehehehahaha! Nahahat thehehe tohohoes!-HAHAHAHA!!!” Phil squealed, his feet curling out as he giggled and laughed. “ITS A TIHIHICKLE SPOT!!!” 
“Oh is it now?~" Ghostbur teased, before continuing with more power to the feather, making it more ticklish for Phil.
“EHEHEHEHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!!! YEHEHEHES!!! HAHAHAHA!!!” Phil squealed, not really doing much to try and stop it, his ears flapping as he laughed.
Ghostbur continued with a smirk. "What a beautiful song Phil."
“EHEHEHEHAHAHA!!! NUHUHU! HAHAHAHA! WHIHIHIHILL!!!” Phil tried squirming, not knowing that Ghostbur’s magic could hold him down.
“Yes Phil?~" Ghostbur continued, as he held down the avian with his powers, making it more ticklish in a hope of keeping Phil down.
“IT TICKLES!!!” Phil squealed, his ears twitching.
“I bet this will tickle even more." Ghostbur used his hands as well to tickle his feet. 
“HAHAHAHA! EHEHEHEHAHAHA!!!!” Phil screamed, laughing wildly, shaking his head rapidly as his ears, red and flustered, continued to flap, squirming around and nearly falling off the couch, hanging upside down a bit by his legs, more of his stomach being exposed, his arms dangling above his head.
Ghostbur giggled at his father, blowing a raspberry into his stomach while holding his head with his magic, to keep his father from any damage.
“PFFT-HAHAHAHA!!! NOHOHOHO!!! NAHAHAT THEHEHE RAHAHASBERRIES!” Phil squealed, swinging around as much as he could, he tried to move his feet to get away.
“Awww! Dad! Your so ticklish! Maybe I should~” Ghostbur made more feathers appear, before Phil could do anything, the ghost lifted him up, holding his arms above his head, keeping him there.
“Ghostbur? W-what are you doing?” Phil questioned. 
“Oh nothing~” Ghostbur cooed. “Just this.” 
Ghostbur moved the feathers to his ears and neck, as they moved across the sensitive skin. 
“Ehehehehahaha! Hahahaha! Itit tihihickles!” Phil giggled. 
“Good,Good.” 
A few more feathers moved towards his feet and belly, some dancing on his sides and ribs. 
“EHEHEHEHAHAHA! NUHUHU!” Phil’s laughter went up an octave.
Ghostbur giggled, stopping the feathers, lifting him up and back onto the couch and rubbing the ironic ghost tickles away. "Feeling any better?"
“Yeheheheah…” Phil continued giggling. “I kinda liked that actually…”
"Gihihive me a sehehec..." Phil mumbled, chirping a bit before letting out hiccups and chirps.
"Good I’m so glad." Ghostbur gave Phil another hug before covering him up with a blanket.
"Heh…thanks..."
"Anytime Phil Anytime!"
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calf-cover · 2 years ago
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I ate Alagadda omelet and not died
You know… For my Alagadda story, I studied the cuisines of the surrounding (according to my fanfiction, of course) regions - along with culinary traditions, etiquette and taboos. And this is the reason why the dishes mentioned earlier in one post are so strange - like, "salted apricots" - what the freak is this?!
In fact, this is directly related to the fact that the part of the world in which the actions take place was characterized by unusual and exotic combinations of tastes. So, for example, the above-described salted apricots were prepared with pepper and fish sauce (however, not in the case of the Jester - he does not eat fish in any form). Sounds interesting, doesn't it?
And so... I personally cooked one of the dishes that was very popular with Alagaddians in my story. And that's what I want to tell you…
An unsalted omelet, drizzled with honey and sprinkled with pepper is simply awesome! Very tasty! Honey reveals the taste, and pepper adds a pleasant aroma and an interesting feeling in the mouth. Delicious. One of the most unusual and delicate things I've ever tried.
Heh. HeheheHAHAHA! Ha?...
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So, well - now you also know the recipe and can try it. It's really pretty good. Allows you to literally touch the history...
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