#switch!one

[anxious-lee-ler]

A Killcode and His Sons

KC sighed as he watched the Computer twins work. One was working on dimensional travel, and Zero was working a body for KC for his return to the real world. The taller animatronic watched as the two stressed. Zero had been shocked again, and One was talking with Moon.

Oh Moon… KC worried… Moon was the reason he was in the system… and the reason Moon had lost his memories…

Wait. Zero got hurt again? KC sat up as he looked over at the smaller bot. This is when his dad instincts kicked in. His new sons needed to cheer up. After Moon left to go talk to Sun, KC scooped up a now startled and confused One, then did the same to Zero.

"What are you doing, Killcode?" One asked curiously, unsure of the tall one's motives.

"I… want to cheer up… my children…" KC admitted.

"But we are not built from your kill code, KC…" Zero added, not to be mean, he was more confused.

"I… understand that…" KC sighed.

"What do you plan to do to cheer us up?" One decided to change the subject, knowing it was touchy for KC.

"Well…" KC suddenly smirked "I have an idea in mind…~"

"What's with that tease-?" Zero started to ask before he was cut off with a "YEEP?!"

One caught on quick as to what KC's motives were and started to try and wiggle out of his claw with a nervous smile.

"Oh?~ Are my sons… ticklish?~"

"N-now Kill Code-! We can talk about this-!" One stuttered.

"Can we? You've been so stressed that I… wanted to help."

"By t-tickling us? Eep!" Zero squeaked again as KC's pinky claw lightly scratched at the upper part of his shell.

"Do you not wish to be? I see Moon do this with Sun."

"...No, it's fine. You wish to help us, and we honestly need this." One nodded.

"I'm fine with it, we trust you after all." Zero added.

"Thank you…" KC smiled "Now… Where were we?~"

The two didn't respond as KC hovered a claw over each of their tummies. "Who shall go first?~" the kill code animatronic knew he would go for both at once, but hey there's no shame in playing with your lees.~ He did this with the Bloodmoon twins a lot.

"Let's see… There's a cute tummy here, and one here as well~"

Zero blushed harder than he would admit. He was always the more ticklish out of the two. One simply coughed and turned his pink face. But that attitude didn't last long as two claws started to tickle both of their tummies.

"EEK! Hehehehahaha! Nahahahahaheheheee!" Zero squealed.

"Shihihihihihit! Gyahahahaha!" One tried to fight his laughter.

"No need to fight, little ones…" KC smiled softly "Your laughter is cute~"

"Ihehehehe refuhuhuhuhuse to believe THAHAHAHA?!" One shrieked as a claw started going after the spot between where his middle met the lower half, or namely what humans call 'hips.'

"Hehehehe whahahahat was thahahat brother?" Zero teased through laughter of his own.

KC chuckled at the two, and targeted Zero's ribs again, causing him to squeal and laugh in a pitch equal to One's. "My sons…" KC smiled to himself, purring.

But with the purring, came the vibrations through his hands, making the two bots squeal once more from the unexpected up in ticklishness.

"WHAHAHA?!" One called out in confusion.

Zero only laughed, not knowing what to really say. The tickles were starting to be a bit much, however. The two weren't used to being tickled for this long and they were starting to glitch out.

KC took notice of this and immediately stopped. "Are you two okay…?"

"F-f-fihihihine-" Zero giggled, voice glitching.

"Nehehehever been better-" One responded, trying to catch himself.

"But… you are glitching…? This… isn't good." KC said with concern.

The two caught themselves, thankfully. One piped up "It is f-f-fine Killcode."

"I-It is not your fa-ult." Zero reassured.

KC sighed and pulled the two close to hug them, not saying a word. Zero and One nodded at each other and started to tickle along KC's metal neck, making the taller one burst into surprise laughter.

"WHAHAHA-! Youhuhuhuhu buggerherherherherhers!" KC laughed, and wiggled around.

"Heh… I guess even father's can be ticklish~" Zero teased.

"I have to agree." One chuckled.

Soon the two stopped and hugged KC. Maybe having KC as a dad wasn't so bad… even if they weren't actually his code.

[princehendir]

I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[hinamie]

10 years later

[slitherpunk]

it's so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card

[t00thpasteface]

"i've just been working on a... celebrity impression. it's for a sting operation of sorts i've been putting together. yes as a matter of fact it WILL keep me busy tonight—"

[mumblesplash]

i say if you’re gonna have the mysterious entities speak in rhyme you might as well commit (EDIT: part 2!)

(posting an unprecedented Part 1 of At Least 3 bc i actually have the entire script and most of the storyboarding for this done already)

[bisexualpercyjacksons]

pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:

[paulthebukkit]

how did we put up with this for like a decade

[war-forged-storms]

Tboy puppy but he’s old dog coded so he just lays at your feet and randomly lets out a big sigh. Sometimes he begs but if you don’t give in quick enough he just walks away. He’ll ignore you pulling on his collar to finish what he was doing before doing what you want. His knees crack when he gets on all fours.

[sweattyspaghetti]

Bonus comic down below:

Story: Misa wanted to take Light out on a date so now they have to send pictures of L & Light together every 30 mins to prove that they haven’t jumped him

[fluffyartbl0g]

Yes, they are all housemates or roommates (except for Vivi who's discord calling in another country RIP)

Part 2

[asterwild]

PENGUINS. all of them!

(not precisely to scale, but close)

[queerdraws]

Fanart for a snippet of my most favorite heartbreaking moment from swordsmans's fic bone-breaker ospreys mate for life (rated E)

[wildflowercryptid]

black cat bitches, we've finally won.