Can you do like a lando norris and oscar piastri body swap pls
I hope I won't dissapoint. You can still dm me if anything
Oscar P.O.V. (on the right)
Another race ahead, another day to win. Lando is already here. He won't beat me, but I still gotta be ready. We push each other to be better all the time. While out of the race we are quite good friends I have to say, but while driving, we become the speed itself. We both wanna win and we wanna be better than before.
"Hey, mate. How we feeling today? Ready to be second, huh?"
"Nah that's your place, man. No need to take from the weak. Besides wouldn't trade my ride with yours anytime soon, that's why you won't be first." he laughed
"You know it's about the driver huh, I am better and you know it. Unless you switch with me, you won't get to win this."
"Well, I can say only the same thing"
We laughed about it and shook hands. And suddenly we were looking at ourselves. We actually swapped bodies 45 minutes before the race.
"What the hell is this. Why am I you?"
"Why are you me?!? I only meant it as a joke. I didn't believe it was possible."
We started screaming at each other drawing attention. Lando in my body noticed first:"Everybody is starting to look at us. Let's make a deal to just ride as we normally would and try to win anyway ok? Then we'll deal with this."
I don't know what came over me, but seeing my body so confident made me a bit horny. Until today I never questioned my sexuality. Well...
We went over some details. Phrases we usually say. Tricks we do and shit we don't do. The media were all over us, making photos, tried to capture the moment we had a fight, but now trying to find a better moment.
We both went our ways. We got behind our wheels and went on. The rest is a blur. I didn't even feel like a different person at those moments, but after exitting the car, I suddenly realized I won. I fucking a first place. Wait. Lando won. But... I did. As Lando. So... the throphy stays with Lando, but I'm the one who made sure he won.
Lando P.O.V.
Yeeeeees. I don't even know if I should cry right now or cheer. Oscar's team was so confused that I cheered so much for my own body winning, but I don't care. I won. My body won that trophy. I won!
But then it hit me. We haven't swapped back yet. What if we never swap back and we stay like this? What do I do?
I left to get changed. I got out of my clothes.
"Damn Oscar, maybe get a tan sometimes? You're pale as snow."
Oscar's body isn't ugly. He is a bit slimmer than me, but can't say anything bad about it. We're only two years apart and our bodies aren't that different. I looked inside my new boxers. Well, maybe we are. Atleast I won something today. I actually can't wait to test this bad boy and see it fully hard
Oscar P.O.V.
Lando's body has so much attention now. The past few days we've made bunch of photoshoots and I have to say I am getting kinda comfy in this body. It's good looking. Hot, better muscle structure. I don't think I even want to swap back right now. But I can't say that about Lando. He keeps texting me about talking and finding a way to swap back. I'm just to tired from all the media attention and photoshoots to deal with this.
Oh another message came. A photo in my bathroom. Ok, I miss that dick. Maybe I could talk to him tonight. We could talk over the swap and maybe I could try to ride something else for a change
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something something,, my s/i and april get turtled™️;; things ensue
basically w my sona already going through the motions with her bird form (yknow;, being kidnapped, being mutated against her will, being forced to fight in an arena) one can imagine the kinds of feelings that would come up with being mutated… again
luckily raph seems to make it a bit easier for her to handle 🥺
i just..;; look-
raph getting flustered that his gf can be a cute turtle just made me giggle ok;; like they can hold hands w turtle fingies,, and churring,, and other jazz
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Totally Spies is so much more fucked up than I originally remembered and I fucking love it
So anyway, they most likely have ptsd from some of their missions because while they live in a cartoon world, I still love me some good long-lasting psychological trauma
Some more details under the cut if you're curious!
Mitch takes Jerry's place in this AU! He's chill and he loves his kids very much, and if any villain were to seriously hurt them, he'd chase them to the end of the Earth to make them pay
While the siblings (only in this AU of course) are based on Sam, Clover and Alex, they aren't a one on one perfect equivalent
Ophelia is the only one who doesn't wear makeup while Pedro and Denny are into it, but with more subtle things like eyeliner and nail polish
Of course they all fight in heels uwu
They're all homo, all the homo everywhere (which makes Mandy very confused when it comes to picking a rival to fight with over the new cutest boy in school)
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I asked my BF if he could TF somebody would he
We were driving home and I just asked out of nowhere "If you could transform someone into someone else, would you?" He thought it was kinda weird that I'd ask but he answered anyway. He said no at first but then I added a few things to it and he was more into the idea.
The caveats were:
You can transform someone into someone else for 24 hours.
During that time period, they will have that person's own normal personality, however the change is, they are into you and would do as you say.
The person you transformed will still be aware of what's going on and will remember it once the 24 hours is up.
Even though they will remember what you did to them, once they transform back, they are okay with whatever happened to their body while they are transformed and act as normal as if it never happened.
After the 24 hours is up the person you transformed will be able to transform you back for 24 hours with the same rules.
Surprisingly since he is okay with these, maybe I can try to see if he is into transforming people into objects next . . .
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Having to explain to my mom that 5min crafts is a content farm/what that is. That sure they have some genuine hacks, but a lot are genuinely dangerous and bad
It's like I'm not trying to be the parent, but I've been on the internet daily since I was 9 years old and you respectively have only been on it for maybe 8 years? Consistently? And only on Facebook. Like man the shit I have seen has aged me a lot more mentally than I care to admit.
It's so hard too bc I know I should like a know it all/conspiracy freak when I tell her not to get a reddit bc she's gonna get sucked into a WS cult and get radicalized, or when I tell her Facebook reels is the same as tiktok. Which she has continuously forbade me to have since it came out (bc evil chinese company. It's okay when it's an evil American company though). That she needs to be careful and not just believe whatever she sees, but it's like for once I DO know more and I DO need to be the adult.
Like I remember having so many fucking talks to get her out of that SAVE THE CHILDREN shit and debunking the wayfair shit, and the Hillary Clinton shit, and all this shit. I constantly am telling her "nope that's antisemitism in disguise, heres why" ab stupid theories and shit and why they're harmful and it's like I want to fucking scream
Idk where I was going with this but like god I'm tired
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