seeing two patterns in Astarion romancer post-game headcanons.
those who haven't played DnD before: my Tav is going to die of old age and leave Astarion alone :(((
DnD players: of course they're both going to live for as long as they choose to. besides, Astarion is getting rid of the vampirism soon :)
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my only religion is Art, the only god I answer to is myself.
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The Mountain and The Runner
"Runner" is a misnomer, Delmas takes a cab as much as possible.
But he is quite fast, despite what the softer physique might suggest.
So there's a thing in Pale Blood what comes up a few times, and that is Delmas' old career, as a holo-boxer (meaning his matches were projected in the center of Upper Dolor and he was kind of a big deal).
When he was boxing, he was known as The Mountain ("because no one could topple him") and was just as big but also kinda shredded and hard as his namesake. He also had long hair, took better care of his beard, and lived in the sun so was a little less pasty. He was also a bit of an asshat that took advantage of his groupies.
Ten years later and he's a softer mountain, with shorter hair (there's reasons but they're amusing and so I won't spoil them), who lives in the slums with the smog that refuses to let any sun in (but enough to terrify full-blooded fangs)...and he is still a force to be reckoned with. When he can be assed to try. He is also decidedly less of an asshat.
I wanted to try and draw both of these versions of this character...for man practice, and also because I like him quite a bit and he's a lot of fun to write.
I hope they amuse you.
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I'd had the unflattering realization that I had never once, in my life, gone after a man who was fully available . . . look who I'd pined after at Granby: the hottest guy on the ski team, and Kurt Fucking Cobain. Men who could never hurt me, because I could remain invisible to them.
Rebecca Makkai, from I Have Some Questions for You
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bros explaining the donkey kong timeline
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all it took for frye to win was my nintendo switch online to run out
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Wtf do you mean QSMP is having a presidential election did we learn nothing from the last time a Minecraft SMP had a presidential election?
My friend sent me a TikTok about it and I was immediately sent into Fight or Flight I'm getting flashbacks
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bunch of youths at the station amusing themselves with fart noises
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Would you ever consider writing a kylo ren fanfic but in modern times
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I think Adam Driver is very unattractive. I support y'all though!
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I was infatuated in the purest way. Pure because I never really talked to him, and because he seemed genuinely nice.
Rebecca Makkai, from I Have Some Questions for You
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ane who is the cute girlie in your pfp and layout :0
it’s mika jougasaki from im@s cinderella girls!!
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can someone please come remove the two spiders I just saw in my room? and by remove I mean gently take them from my vicinity.
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