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samsflannel · 3 years

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survey results are in!

sorry, this is gonna be a long post. yesterday i posted a survey with a list of polls regarding Supernatural, and it was SO much fun. I got over 300 responses, which was A LOT to sort through for the short responses, but I’ve gathered all the “data” and here it is! My responses to each poll will be under the screenshots (they are in groups of 2). I’m going to include the short answer responses in another post. ENJOY!

1. Starting off strong.

2. Pleased with this one as well.

3. Yep, I expected this response from most of us.

4. Sami, I made the wincest and destiel response just for you. YW.

5. CMON YOU GUYS......live a little!!! samjack sexy

6. I’m not really surprised that Playthings got the bulk of votes here, but I think my vote would have been 8x23.

7. :)

8. i’m disappointed that more people didn’t choose the yellow one tbh

9. it is sexy. it is. wake up.

10. i love Dean, but he’s definitely an asshole. and that’s what makes him a great character!

11. hehe.....i understand why not a lot of people picked noncon bait....u r valid its ok im gross.

12. WHO THE FUCK PICKED NO......have you ever consumed media

13. WBK.

14. damn, Dean kinda got the short end here! a lot of samgirls took this survey

15. i get why you wouldn’t like Bugs bc it does have harmful stereotypes about native ppl but the rest of it is peak season 1 wdymmm

16. almost 50/50 here! old vs new fans we love to see it. I am definitely wincest old guard.

17. YEP. Eric Kripke needs shock therapy for that one

18. The fact that some people admitted to being dry.....tragic. I think Eileen is a great character but they are NOT endgame.

19. SO YOURE JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND ADMIT HOW WRONG YOU ARE??

20. ugh. yeah. same.

21. who tf picked blue. cmon. red meat incest agenda.

22. SAM MOMMY MILKERS!!!!! hucow sam <3

23. Mixed on this one! My response is obviously yellow :)

24. I do think Bobby favored Dean somewhat.

25. Johnzazel agenda so true

26. HIGHKEY CANON. AND SEXY

27. someone requested a combination of blue and yellow and you’re so right i apologize.

28. mixed on this one for top vs bottom fans! almost a 50/50 split

29. ANNA DID NOTHING WRONG

30. I can’t believe this one is almost 50/50. Ruby girlboss you guys are haters

31. again. admitting you’re dry. THEY FUCKED

32. yeah :(

33. Q-anon level conspiracy theory.

34. I actually fall into the blue. I do believe Cas was in love with Dean, but not the other way around. I think Cas loving Dean makes wincest so much more spicy

35. I love sam so much

36. those of you who answered yes........join my movement.

37. c’mon. even if you don’t ship wincest you need to admit this one.

38. sorry this one was self-indulgent.

39. JESS PEGGED SAM.

40. idk, i personally think Cassie deffo pegged Dean. She has top energy.

41. So all the people who answered no have definitely not read the fic (were too young to remember it) or are squicked by underage which is ok! its one of those fics i read back in 2010 so i have fond memories of it

42. hahahah you guys were mean on this one

43. it’s canon bro sorry

44. thank god this one was majority yellow

45. i give wincestiel a valid pass! dean has multiple holes

46. Jack is hole <3

47. I actually think both are great (and ppl were mad I didn’t have that option srry) but deanpussy is incredible and underrated.

48. SEXY>>>>>>

49. thank you for enabling me.

50. can you guess the redacted part? it was: insert various objects into himself :))))

51. ok heres the big question! i’m not surprised ilysmmbb won, but i personally vote for “yeah, there he is” !! i think its underrated and such a tender moment.

52. i’m in the blue. i like cas.

53. i actually am in the yellow on this one. i think its more realistic, although blue is hot forsure

54. top 3 cas moment right there.

55. objectively yes on this one. thank god for COVID- *gets shot at*

56. sorry this was shady i’m not really like this usually haha. i think death is my fave besides Rowena

57. obviously i’m in the red. i’m shocked that so many people said Yes.......

58. Clearly.

59. I enjoyed fan fiction! i love campy episodes as you all know (like Dog Dean afternoon and such) so i loved fan fiction. it was a nice nod to someone like me who has been watching for a long time.

60. HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHO ANDY IS. i wish he would have been in the show longer........

61. uh....yeah.

62. Yeah c’mon. Dean would and you know it.

63. Thank god you guys didn’t fuck this up. I would agree, but Corbett is a close second for me.

64. IN THE RED BABY!!!!

65. we love a man bleeding out. we do.

66. i actually think misha is chill with J2 but.....you can’t deny J3 have more chemistry.

67. I uh......don’t think Dean would be a great father. is this me projecting my own issues with my father onto Dean? maybe,,,,

68. i’m surprised this was so negative! I think i would be interested

69. thanks for reading my shitty poetry!! i also had s4 dean in mind when writing this

70. CMON.....ITS KINDA SEXY CMON.......that spice of battered wife syndrome.......violent man in the house.......sam beaten down....im barking

71. haha yessss go yellow.

72. go yellow again.

73. I think I would actually vote yellow on this one. what a sweet and beautiful thing to say to someone, and its so very DEAN.

74. mhm. i think so.

75. SEXY CONTROLLING OLDER BROTHER!!!!!

76. no idea why people answered yes to this one. that punch was fucked up. was it sexy? thats another story,,

77. WOKE.

78. I do. I love pilot Dean.

79. Dean is a carfucker. any side of the fandom can recognize that

80. thank you GREEN!!!!!!

81. Sam is bi wtf! Sera Gamble erasure

82. Padackles commune <33333 they all fuck and they don’t know whose kid is whose!!!! (not really but this is sexy)

83. THESE BROTHERS ARE WEIRD FOR SURE.

#wincest #supernatural #spn survey #Sam Winchester #dean winchester #samdean

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jinsgothgf · 6 years

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the cuties @balmaineoark and @4witches tagged me for this, thank you loves!

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 15 people

LAST

1. drink - water

2. 📱 call - my grandparents

3. text - a friendo

4. song you listened to - SF9 “Now or Never” cause I watched a reaction

5. time you 😢 - umm some months ago cause of depression (((:

HAVE YOU EVER

6. dated someone twice - no

7. 😘 someone and regretted it - yes

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - i dont think so..

10. been depressed - oh hell yeah

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - unfortunately yes

FAVORITE COLORS

12. black

13. white

14. (pastel) pink

15. ??? what r colors

in the last year have you

16. made new friends - kinda?

17. fallen out of 💛 - no

18. 😂 until you 😢 - too often lmao i cry easily when i laugh

19. found out someone was talking about you - yes nobody special tho

20. met someone who changed you - kinda?

21. found out who your friends are - i knew that before

22. 😘 someone on your facebook friends list - no

GENERAL

23. how many friends from your fb friends list do you know irl - 99%

24. do you have any pets - no ):

25. do you want to change your middle name - i dont have one

26. what did you do for your last 🎂 - i went shopping with my grandparents

27. what time did you wake up today - around 7am

28. what were you doing last night at midnight - watching movies with a guy im kinda dating

29. what is something you can’t wait for - seeing my parents again, bts in berlin

30. what are you listening to right now - a german trash youtuber talking bs

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yes, i dated one lmao

32. something that gets on your nerves - depression, being unnecessarily mean to people you dont know

33. most visited website - yt and tmblr

34. hair color - purpleish

35. long hair or short hair - short

36. do you have a crush on someone - yes

37. what do you like about yourself - legs lol, my tolerance, that i can laugh easily and not get angry very fast (then again im bipolar so maybe ull better cut that lmao)

38. want any piercings - i wanted more but not in the near future

39. blood type - i have no idea

40. nicknames - i have german nicknames but theyre so dumb lmao

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac - sagittarius

43. pronouns - she/her

44. favorite 📺 show - american horror story, german dating series aslfdgjh

45. tattoos - no but i wanna get some on my fingers nd on my thigh nd maybe on my arm

46. right handed or left - right handed

47. ever had surgery - no

48. piercings - nostril, 4 helix, 8 lobes

49. sports - dont talk to me about sports

50. vacation - in oct for the bts concert

51. trainers - the shoes? wtf kinda question is that lmao idk

MORE GENERAL

52. eating - zucchini tomato casserole nd chocolate raisins

53. drinking - water

54. i’m about to watch - yt, i also started x-files again so maybe that too

55. waiting for - tomorrow to go to a wildlife park

56. want - stable relationships and a fulfilling career

57. get married - i dont plan on getting married anytime soon

58. career - travel management assistant, i still wanna go to uni someday

WHICH IS BETTER

59. kisses or hugs - hugs i guess

60. 👄 or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - i like my dates to be tol

62. older or younger - older

63. nice arms or stomach - arms

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant but not too hesitant lol

HAVE YOU EVER

66. 😘 a stranger - yes

67. drank hard liquor - yes

68. lost glasses - um no

69. turned someone down - yes

70. sex on first date - yes

71. broken someone’s ❤️- yes

72. had your 💔 - i broke my own heart cause i get attached to people who dont know me so kinda (not) lol

73. been arrested - no

74. 😢 when someone died - only when i was watching movies x.x

75. fallen for a friend - yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

76. yourself - i am rooting for myself but i need to give that bitch more love

77. miracles - idk

78. 💛 at first sight - no

79. 🎅 - no

80. 😘 on a first date - how is that something to believe in lmao but ya why not but rather no

81. angels - no

other

82. best friend’s name - i dont call people best friends anymore

83. eye color - blue

84. favorite movie - too many but i rlly love sweeney todd and also horror movies in general

85. favorite actor - i rlly loved johnny depp but im so splitted cause of the domestic abuse scandal so imma say ha jiwon

i lost track of who has done this tag already so sorrie if i tag you again in this

@kittaee @xiaobaobaei @ohtiddies @agothd @softtjin @joonshands @napline @p-escajuice @aphroditestan @starprincejimin @lunarhoseok @httpjh @awakcs @softjjungkook @jisoosbaby

#anyways that was depressing lmao jk #mytag

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prettysei-remade · 7 years

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many questions tag

thank you @k-linyong for tagging me!

rules: answer these 85 statements

THE LAST

1. drink: izze sparkling juice 2. phone call: my brother 3. text message: u guys (the people in my gc r insane s a v e m e) 4. song you listened to: you&me - iz 5. time you cried: this past wednesday 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: not really 10. been depressed: do u know who you’re talking to lmao 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

3 FAVORITE COLORS

12. light blue 13. soft pink 14. idk like this really really specific shade of seafoam green? it has to be the perfect shade tho im very picky abt colors

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: yes <3 16. fallen out of love: not in reality 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: no but im pretty sure they do, my friends and i all talk abt each other behind our backs and it’s just like an accepted thing i guess?? 19. met someone who changed you: do kpop idols count 20. found out who your friends are: no 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: no

GENERAL

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: i mean the only ones i don’t really know are just extended family ive never met so i guess all of them 23. do you have any pets: a cat named tiger lily 😻 we just call her lily though (and i always call her kitkat for some unknown reason) 24. do you want to change your name: i used to when i was little but not anymore 25. what did you do for your last birthday: a few friends and i watched the phantom of the opera and ate way too much popcorn and chocolate-covered pretzels 26. what time did you wake up: 6:00 am but oNLY BECAUSE I REALLY NEEDED TO 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: uhm reading fanfic prolly idk 28. name something you can’t wait for: bts comeback in like two days frick 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: a few minutes ago 31. what are you listening to right now: boombayah - blackpink 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: no (but thomas sanders answered my ask privately once that was pretty cool) 33. something that is getting on your nerves: my brothers? that’s not new tho 34. most visited website: tumblr 35. hair colour: dirty blonde 36. long or short hair: i have shoulder-length hair and i like it but sometimes i miss my hair being long enough to actually do things with lol 37. do you have a crush on someone: at any given point in time, i almost definitely have like 2871474 different crushes at once (basically yes i do) 38. what do you like about yourself: my lips i guess 40. blood type: heck if i know 41. nickname: ruby tuesday, ruby dooby (call me this and i will end you), rhubarb, my friend’s uncle called me ruby-mama-llama-ding-dong once that was pretty weird, i also go by joe in some circles 42. relationship status: single af 43. zodiac: scorpio (don’t be scared tho im rlly nice and i actually have like 0 trust issues) 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: the get down,,saddest cancellation of 2017 all time idc what the polls say 46. tattoos: nope 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: i. i don’t think so 50. sport: ...... no but yes......i’ll let yall wonder wtf i keep going on abt regarding this for a while longer 51. vacation: anywhere with wifi and/or a pretty view 52. pair of trainers: ??

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: i just ate a pretty awesome taco salad 54. drinking: water 55. I’m about to: procrastinate on tumblr for a few hours probably 56. waiting for: death (im kidding im not waiting for anything particular atm) 57. want: A LOT OF THINGS but it’d be nice if like a really sweet cute girl had a crush on me or smth 58. get married: someday?? 59. career: tv writer

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: hugs;; if u hug me a lot chances are high that i will fall in love with u 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: taller 63. older or younger: older 64. nice arms or nice stomach: ??arms i guess?? 65. hook up or relationship: relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesi...tant idk this is hard

HAVE YOU EVER

67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: no 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i mean when i was like ten i had this pair of reading glasses that i could never find 70. turned someone down: no (but i may have to in the future if things turn out a certain way jdfksjfs kill me) 71. sex on the first date: NO 72. broken someone’s heart: no (i don’t think so??? i hope not) 73. had your heart broken: no 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: no (i know im the worst) 76. fallen for a friend: kind.... of?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. yourself: usually no 78. miracles: yes 79. love at first sight: not exactly 80. santa claus: well if you want to get TECHNICAL then yeah, saint nicholas was real, but i don’t believe in the modern santa claus lol 81. kiss on the first date: hmmmm idk but probably not 82. angels: yes

OTHER

84. eye colour: the most boring shade of blue in existence 85. favourite movie: the princess bride

i’m tagging @yoongthug @td-b0yz @its-tdboys @opalescentrobin @toppdawgg @starguardianlio @toppdoggzz u know the drill, only if u want to 💖

#im getting tagged so much lately this is the most amazing thing ever #tag games #ruby says things

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flower-guro · 7 years

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Get to know me~

I was tagged by @simsparadise3

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

Last: 1. Drink: Water :/ 2. Phone call: My dad? i think?? 3. Text message: My best friends uwu 4. Song you listened to: Business Man - Mother Mother 5. Time you cried: Its been a while... maybe a couple weeks??

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: I’ve... never dated orz 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Also ... never happened 8. Been cheated on: Pls refer to #6 9. Lost someone special: Yeah, some family members and pets i rlly loved 10. Been depressed: 24/7 my dude 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I’ve never intentionally drank alcohol

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14. Peach, light pink, maroon

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Some really important ones~ 16. Fallen out of love: ....Yes. 17. Laughed until you cried: Yeah i have ;u; 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Not in a bad way 19. Met someone who changed you: Yeah 20. Found out who your friends are: Yes, and i love them 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Who uses facebook?? (also nvr kissed)

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I only friend ppl on facebook that ive met and know 23. Do you have any pets: You bet! I have my kitten Nelly, an Old (TM) cat named Spike, and a big golden retriever pupper named Odin 24. Do you want to change your name: Hmmm... kinda?? I don’t mind my name but I like Ken better 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Went to a nice restaurant.. i think that’s it?? 26. What time did you wake up: 10:30 ish 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Playing tf2 28. Name something you can’t wait for: The anime convention that’s coming up ohoho 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: *looks to the right* there she is 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Wish I could’ve done better my first year of college 31. Listening right now: The news is on right now? 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I went to high school with a Tom, he was a goof 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: The fact that some ppl dont like Osomatsu-san lmaO 34. Most visited website: Youtube....

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: A b u n ch on my shoulders and neck 36. Mark/s: Stretch marks, scars 37. Childhood dream: I wanted to be a marine biologist 38. Hair color: Brown~ 39. Long or short hair: Short! Shorter than chin length 40. Do you have a crush on someone: mmmmm not right now (for once) 41. What do you like about yourself: My personality? 42. Piercings: Just my ears, tho I want a nape piercing... 43. Blood type: B+... *insert depression joke* 44. Nickname: Ken, Nekka, Kenni 45. Relationship status: Single as heck 46. Zodiac: Gemini 47. Pronouns: They/them 48. Favorite TV Show: Does Osomatsu-san count or 49. Tattoos: Nope :/ 50. Right or left hand: Right 51. Surgery: None, somehow 52. Hair dyed in different color: It was orange/ginger but i just dyed it back to its natural color 53. Sport: I used to play softball, even got a scholarship for it hahaha,,, 55. Vacation: Pls kick my ass to Washington or anywhere cooler than this tbh 56. Pair of trainers: Wtf is this foreign lingo (but yes i have some gym shoes)

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: An omelette 58. Drinking: Wish i was drinking coffee.... 59. I’m about to: Go to the river with a friend? 61. Waiting for: The sweet release of death 62. Want: $$ for the convention coming up 63. Get married: I’d like to 64. Career: I’d like to design prosthetics

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs and cuddles pls 66. Lips or eyes: I rlly love eyes 67. Shorter or taller: Each has its charm~ 68. Older or younger: I tend to get along better with people younger than me?? 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: ???? idk my guy, i guess tummies r cute 71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive?? 72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship def 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: More hesitant i guess??

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: N o pe 75. Drank hard liquor: Nah 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: I dont own either lmao 77. Turned someone down: Y eah,,, 78. Sex on the first date: No thanks 79. Broken someone’s heart: *Soft cough* yeah 80. Had your heart broken: yep yep yep 81. Been arrested: No thank u 82. Cried when someone died: Yeah,,,, 83. Fallen for a friend: Ugh dont remind me

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: Usually no 85. Miracles: Mmmm no 86. Love at first sight: Maybe, but not for me 87. Santa Claus: I was one of the last ones to think so in my 5th grade class lmao 88. Kiss on the first date: Sure?? No?? idk my guy

OTHER: 90. Current best friend(s) name: (not in any specific order) Trica, Leah, Maisie, Sire 91. Eye color: Brownnn 92. Favorite movie: Oooo I think its still Colorful (anime movie)

Time to tag some friends~ @hibiyamorelikehebiya @shadylamb @tapiocachica @ghostjab9 @pasteddreams and anyone else who wants to!

#about me #long post #RLLY LONG #whelp if u wanted to know about me then here u are

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shortjohnsilver · 7 years

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tagged by @baalmuian ty bruh i love talkin about myself LAST:  1. Drink: cherry pepsi 5ever. or until i decide to stop trying to die young. 2. Phone call: uhhh probably a potential job n trying to set up an interview 3. Text message: telling my aunt i’d do it this ONCE to get a student’s address for her but that i don’t feel comfortable logging into the system of my old job from home 4. Song you listened to: I’ve had Dark Blue on repeat a lot lately (Jack’s Mannequin) it’s my silverflint song. So probably that. 5. Time you cried: Earlier today while doing Damien’s dream daddy route. I’ve so far only cried during his and Robert’s. I cry about everything.

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: nope 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah not really. 8. Been cheated on: i almost said no bc i care so little i forgot but yeah quite extensively. 9. Lost someone special: who hasn’t done that thing? 10. Been depressed: like last week. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: most recently out the window of a moving car while the guy behind us yelled “pussy!” at me and I flipped him off while still puking. LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. orange 13. purple 14. red IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: ye! 16. Fallen out of love: nah 17. Laughed until you cried: probably 18. Found out someone was talking about you: nah but i bet they are. little shits. 19. Met someone who changed you: mmmmm not really im consistently a garbage 20. Found out who your friends are: no n that sounds scary. 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: ye GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: p much all? i think? i’ve at least met in person anyway. 24. Do you want to change your name: haha dying is easier 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: my gotdamn sister bought me a cabin for a weekend. nice. 26. What time did you wake up: like 2. 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: crying bc ddadds got delayed again. 28. Name something you can’t wait for: someone to hire me. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: i was 7 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: wish i’d chosen an apartment over moving in w/ my sister. don’t tell her that she’ll take it wrong. 31. What are you listening right now: my sister’s shitty kitten bite stuff she’s not supposed to bite. 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: idfk. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: drivers not signaling. people who don’t like john silver. 34. Most visited Website: probably this blue hell. or twitter, lately. 35. Mole/s: idk i don’t think so what even is a mole??? i like the rodents. 36. Mark/s: i got freckles in lots of places. not like the good kind that are everywhere in abundance but just like scattered about in a few places. 37. Childhood dream: police officer 38. Haircolour: fucken red RED R RED !!BLOOD!!! 39. Long or short hair: don’t talk to me abt hair length i have issues. 40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah 41. What do you like about yourself: uhhh i am… fast learner… that was taken off my ‘strengths’ category for interviews 42. Piercings: none. more issues. 43. Bloodtype: good question 44. Nickname: fufu 45. Relationship status: single 46. Zodiac: aries 47. Pronouns: he/him 48. Favourite TV Show: FUCKEN U KNOW WHAT IMMA SAY FOLKS. THOSE BLACK SAILS 49. Tattoos: none but i’ve been thinking about the ones i want recently. 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: none 52. Hair dyed in different color: my hair was not born this way. 53. Sport: i’d play anything if it was easy and i didn’t have anxiety about literally everything. im fucking good at sports and shit im just bad at life. anyway soccer if i had to choose. 55. Vacation: secluded cabin. all hiking. no human interaction or public places. 56. Pair of trainers: wat? MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: nothing atm. tragic. 58. Drinking: also nothing 59. I’m about to: idfk answer the next question after that it’s a mystery 61. Waiting for: someone how wants to hire me to call me 62. Want: a job 63. Get married: nah 64. Career: something with money WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: i love me some kisses 66. Lips or eyes: HMMMMMMM idk both good. 67. Shorter or taller: nnn don’t care? 68. Older or younger: still don’t care. 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS I LOVE ME SOME ARMS 71. Sensitive or loud: not sure what this means but probably loud 72. Hook up or relationship: got neither man lemme just have my cats. hook-up if i had to pick rn. 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant i am Nothing.HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: no wtf why haven’t i done this??? 75. Drank hard liquor: ye but it’s hard and i can barely stand how it tastes. 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: don’t have any 77. Turned someone down: sure???? 78. Sex in the first date: no again why haven’t i done this ?? my life reads like a… christian or some shit ew. 79. Broken someone’s heart: probably not 80. Had your heart broken: not in a relationship way but in a someone-betrayed-me-in-a-way-i-never-foresaw-and-changed-my-view-of-them-and-myself-forever way. we love dashes. 81. Been arrested: nah 82. Cried when someone died: yeah 83. Fallen for a friend: nah DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: sometimes. not often. 85. Miracles: cute but not really 86. Love at first sight: cute but not really 87. Santa Claus: absolutely 88. Kiss on the first date: uh, yeah? 89. Angels: no fuck that OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: aerin/JiRa 91. Eyecolour: idk like green 92. Favorite movie: black sails s01e01 no i didn’t do this whole thing just to answer the last question that way. im tagging uh... mutuals but they don’t gotta do it. pbvs. doubt i’ll find 20. @filmgoldlesbians @crystallisedrain @asexualsanji @samhound @dearestfreckledginger @gaygingerpirates @husbandpirates @knownasemrys @miragu @lukearnold @anarfea

im positive i missed some probably some people i’ve even talked to but im a tired and i didn’t remember how some people’s urls actually went @whxlebones TOO I KEPT TRYING TO PUT AN A INSTEAD OF AN X while tryna tag you

#nonsense #long post

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stateofirrelevancy · 7 years

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Get To Know Me Tag

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

Holla @ ma girl @kerrity13 thx for the tag babe

LAST:

1. Drink: some H and a double shot of O 2. Phone call: To my mom to ask where the olive oil is only to realize olive oil has too many calories and wasn’t worth it dsfjkds so then I tossed it back in the cabinet but it didn’t land upright woops 3. Text message: “she jus wants a friend” sent to my friend Orange who is watching Moana w me right now in response to “why is this fire lady so angry” 4. Song you listen to: Like I said I’m watching Moana so the I Am Moana song but if that doesn’t count then Vanity’s Fair - A Lot Like Birds 5. Time you cried: I actually have no idea?? Sometime in June prolly

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: twice????? bich i aint go on a date once 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Is this the section to make me feel bad bc I never leave my room 8. Been cheated on: refer to #6 9. Lost someone special: Idk I feel like yes like all my grandparents passed away and my uncle on my mom’s side and my aunt on my dad’s side and also v recently my uncle on my dad’s side but like they lived in Pakistan so I rarely saw them ya feel?? 10. Been depressed: I mean I’ve def been super sad but idk if I’d say ~depressed~ 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: refer to #7

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: Orange, yellow, black, in that order.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes, one of whomstve being @oceansweather my go to drama buddy 16. Fallen out of love: fallen out of what now? u mean when I get over bands I used to like? Then yes Big Time motherfuckin Rush yall broke my tiny heart in two 17. Laughed until you cried: Def who hasn’t 18. Found out someone was talking about you: I don’t think so?? Like I don’t doubt people do but I ain’t jumpin 2 kno about it 20. Found out who your friends are: I guess?? I mean I’ve basically had the same friends for 5 years lol 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: On the cheeks ya

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Ok considering I have eight (8) FB friends bc I made my fb to join my college’s group I know all of them considering I only added ppl super close to me lmao 23. Do you have any pets: When my brother lived here I had his cat Glimmer who is a stripper but he moved out and now I’m constantly :( 24. Do you want to change your name: Nah I like my name 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: On the exact day I had a big dinner at home w my family and the weekend after my friends came over! 26. What time do you wake up: If my mom wakes me up then 10 otherwise 11-12:30 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: prolly on tumblr tbfh 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Bojack Horseman season 4!! and new 5sos music ofc. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom? around 2 hrs ago when I went down to make popcorn lol 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: ??? be hot or not dumb either would b k00l 31. What are you listening to right now: I’m watching What The Health now cause Moana ended rksdjlkfsd 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No?? The only Toms I know are british YouTubers bye 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: ummm myself 34. Most visited website: prolly youtube 35. Mole/s: One on my left pinky, one at the bottom of my left ring finger, one next to my left knee, one above my right eyebrow, one in the pit of my left elbow. 36. Mark/s: I have a huge birth mark on my stomach lmao fun fact it used to look like the US when I was younger 37. Childhood dream: yall I had my life planned THE FUCK out. When I was in fifth grade I decided I would b a pop star like Hannah Montana until I was ~30, and then when my world fame inevitably dissipated, I’d become a doctor like the good little brown girl I thot I was. 38. Hair color: black like my soul 39. Long or short hair: medium length lol 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Calum mf Hood ain’t got eyes for no one else 41. What do you like about yourself: what do I what now 42. Piercings: do my ears getting pierced when I was a baby count asdklfj 43. Blood type: I think B positive?? idk 44. Nicknames? Aky 45. Relationship status: me myself and i are together and in a loving poly relationship 46. Zodiac: Taurus 47. Pronouns: She/Her 48. Favorite TV Show: PARKS AND REC!!! I was jus telling my friend the other day that idt I’ll ever find a show I’ll love more than it. Words can’t describe how much I love P&R yall. 50. Right or left hand: Right but don’t b fooled my left is mf skilled 51. Surgery: nope 52. Hair dyed in different color: I wish!! 53. Sport: who? I don’t know her 55. Vacation: what does this mean like have I been on vacation before?? Then ya lol 56. Pair of trainers: CONVERSE BITCH aint no one else exist in the world but her

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: idk what this question means what is my fave food????????? then,, idfk lasagna 58. Drinking: capri sun could fuck me in the asshole any day 62. Want: ?? death 63. Get married: ya I’m mf down when will a boi wife me tf up 64. Career: idk I really wanna work in AI 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs wtf i aint kiss none but hugs are pure i will fight someone over this 66. Lips or eyes: idk eyes?? 67. Shorter or taller: I guess taller cause im smol 68. Older or younger: older give me a daddy 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms gotta b strong to choke me 2 death 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive I need some1 2 feel emotions for me thx 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: are u saying i have the choice of finally having a cringey fuckboi badboy tm that most every wattpad fic was about 5 yrs ago?? no thanks

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: ,,,u kno the answer to that bye 75. Drank hard liquor: this is the section to make me feel bad abt myself reincarnated 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no n knock on wood I won’t 77. Turned someone down: ekjfnkdlsn one time a guy asked me to homecoming and I told him homecoming wasn’t my thing and then he saw me at homecoming ekdfjaderdfkalesdf 78. Sex on the first date: uhhh 222 early 4 me 79. Broken someone’s heart: who knows mayb i broke the homecoming guys heart the world may never know 80. Had your heart broken: anytime Calum refuses to acknowledge my existence 81. Been arrested: no but I’ll gladly b put in handcuffs :-) 82. Cried when someone died: ya when my grandma on my mom’s side died. Oh and also when Christina Grimmie died :( 83. Fallen for a friend: idt so

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84: Yourself: ha 85. Miracles: sort of? Like I don’t believe in the magic behind it or whatnot but like winning the lottery would be a miracle bc like it’ so rare ya feel me 86. Love at first sight: nope not one bit 87. Santa Claus: fun anecdote so I’m Muslim and I never understood how Santa knows which houses are for people who celebrate christmas vs those who don’t and so I somehow conjured up the theory that he knows bc he checks each house and if they decorated and have a tree up, they celebrate it. So I was telling my mom this and she’s a vvv blatant person so we was straight up like he doesn’t exist and I was like he does!! and she was like ok then put up decorations and see if he comes and I was like :-( 88. Kiss on the first date: personally too early for me

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: Idek who would be considered my #1?? Also what happened to question 89 lol 91. Eye color: brown 92. Favorite movie: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

I tag @oceansweather @aneverendingreplay @5sowoc @lukescurlies @fuckmemgc @harrqstyles @punk-dinosaur @ovalt @tennisbowels @disasterologiess @hiighriselights and anyone else who wants to

#does anyone actually read these lol #about me

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chrisevansbulge · 7 years

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Ask Game

rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

tagged by @goldmoonsilverstars

tagging: @all-the-super-feels @gendervoidkillua and literally anyone else, (but especially if i know you irl because i want to see what you said and i literally only remember these two because we’ve messaged semi recently and i do not talk 2 anyone)

the last:

1. drink: monster energy drink i had to get up at 11AM, it was rough

2. phone call: some number called me earlier but i was trying 2 sleep so i ignored it

3. text message: khatlyn telling me she was here

4. song you listened to: like the way

5. time you cried: tODAY IN THE CAR BCUZ KHATLYN WAS TELLN ME ABOUT THIS SAD AF DOG MOVIE WTF

have you ever:

6. dated someone twice: lol yeah but i was young and dumb now im old and still dumb

7. kissed someone and regretted it: yeah but w/e

8. been cheated on: kind of? the details are spotty and lost in time

9. lost someone special: :)

10. been depressed: lmao m8

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yep, s/times you just gotta

3 favorite colors:

12. space?

13. pastels

14. sunset?

in the last year have you:

15. made new friends: yeah i make a lot

16. fallen out of love: kind of i guess

17. laughed until you cried: absolutly

18. found out someone was talking about you: bitches be snitches (knife emoji)

19. met someone who changed you: i sure did

20. found out who your friends are: like im going to be put to the test in some epic adventure and find out who is a true friend/warrior????

21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: the question is how many

general:

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all???

23. do you have any pets: two cats that hate me so much, like im just tryin to be their friends and they r not having it

24. do you want to change your name: Kat is dope and so is Kathryn??? But i wouldn’t mind changing the last name to something more chill like for example... Evans??? B)

25. what did you do for your last birthday: saw magical beasts bcuz it came out on my birth date

26. what time did you wake up: 11 for some mountain bullshit

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: doing a face mask and getting high in the rain with some scary wasps

28. name something you can’t wait for: to be in a major movie pls

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like literally a minute ago

31. what are you listening to right now: like the way on repeat what do u want

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i work with tom and i hang out with him a whole bunch. kind of a loser. nice guy. likes oklahoma. gullible.

33. something that is getting on your nerves: the cost of living in LA

34. most visited website: fucking tumblr because i am a loser, but once school starts it will be blackboard

35. hair colour: blue/gray/pink

36. long or short hair: so. damn. long.

39. piercings: my ears. just the two. i wear a fake septum because real ones smell and i just don’t want that

40. blood type: who do i look like? Karl Landsteiner founder of blood types?

41. nicknames: kat ????

42. relationship status: i am trying my best but s/times people r dumb

43. zodiac: scorpio

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: do u know how many i watch?????? fuck off i don’t have time

46. tattoos: i have one on my arm it’s dope as hell

47. right or left handed: right

48. surgery: i had to have surgery once and i will only tell you about it in person because boy, it’s rough

49. piercing: yes, i got another one since the last time u asked

50. sport: hockey

51. vacation: anywhere but mostly disney. so much disney.

52. pair of trainers: like the shoes? i am in america i can’t read

more general:

53. eating: yes i do that

54. drinking: what? water? not enough pal, i’ll tell you that

55. i’m about to: watch beauty and the beast and eat chocolate? also text my fav cousin and ask if i can go live in her house for like three days

56. waiting for: someone to appreciate me

57. want: a phone with more storage, if it tells me im running low one more time im going from lowkey mental breakdown to full-blown murder

58. get married: only if i like their first name. the only one i like is chris. and u know what, last name is important to. not because i’m taking it, but because i’m assuming i’ll be getting their mail. evans sounds like a good one.

59. career: when i grow up i want 2 b in movies

which is better:

60. hugs or kisses: physical affection? me? never

61. lips or eyes: depends on what u do with them. i personally only find people who can take their eyes out on demand attractive

62. shorter or taller: i do not give one single damn

63. older or younger: older. don’t want youths trying to get near me

64. nice arms or nice stomach: aRMS

65. hook up or relationship: depends on the person???? i’m trying to do both rn and only one is going swell B)

66. troublemaker or hesitant: they both have burned me with their wild ways

have you ever:

67. kissed a stranger: maybe idk middle school was nuts

68. drank hard liquor: unfortunately

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i have 20/20 vision but i lose so many pairs of sunglasses

70. turned someone down: yes

71. sex on the first date: depends on how big their arms are or if they laugh at my jokes

72. broken someone’s heart: who tf do i look like 2 you

73. had your heart broken: leave me alone im working on it

74. been arrested: no i have not but i still sweat when someone runs a background check????

75. cried when someone died: life sucks man

76. fallen for a friend: i dont even remember anymore

do you believe in:

77. yourself: i am trying my best 2 b my best :))))))

78. miracles: science we dont get yet

79. love at first sight: A) have u seen any woman ever, B) i have seen a bicep the size of my head and i fell fast and hard

80. santa claus: stay out of my house

81. kiss on the first date: yes! ! !

82. angels: not really at all

other:

83. current best friend’s name: khatlyn. when other people write it you can see the pen ink build where they had to pause to remember how to spell the rest.

84. eye colour: ocean

85. favourite movie: i am a film major so you can shove this question where the sun don’t shine (a butt. shove it up a butt)

#tagged #kat opens her big mouth #gr8 #long post

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tophbiefong · 7 years

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❤ Shoutout to my hunnis @beliamyblakes& @bellxmyblakes for tagging me ❤

Rules: you must answer these 83 statements and tag 20 people

Under the cut bc its pretty long soz

Last… 1. drink? lemon lime sparkling water (that sounds so boujee but its actually not) 2. phone call? my mom 3. text message? I sent my bosses a meme lmaoo 4. song you listened to? I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys (I just recently bought a ‘BSB Greatest Hits’ cd and its all I’ve been listening to) 5. time you cried? a couple hrs ago for absolutely no reason Have you ever… 6. dated someone twice? lmao nah 7. kissed someone and regretted it? hells yah 8. been cheated on? nope 9. lost someone special? yes 10. been depressed? 4 sure 11. gotten drunk and thrown up? I’ve got a puking-phobia so I’ve figured out how to get hella fucked up and not puke favourite colors: 12. blue 13. grey 14. pink in the last year, have you… 15. made new friends? so so many, and I’m so happy about it!! 16. fallen out of love? nah 17. laughed until you cried? aw hell yeuh 18. found out someone was talking about you? idk for sure but probably 19. met someone who changed you? oui 20. found out who your friends are? I’ve known that shit since a week after I graduated high school 21. kissed somone on your facebook list? ew yes (~regret~) 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? almost all of them, except distant family members who’ve added me 23. do you have any pets? two dogs 24. do you want to change your name? I will forever wish my first name was my middle name bc Brooke is gross (both the name and the person ayyyeee) 25. what did you do for your last birthday? went to a boujee restaurant wit my fam and had my first legal drink (it was a mojitio and I hated it bc mint is gross) 26. what time did you wake up? 9:21 am bc my ma was calling me askin about oranges 27. what were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping, which literally never happens 28. name something you can’t wait for: moving to van with Danni ( @beliamyblakes its gonna happen i s2g) 29. when was the last time you saw your mom? literally 2 seconds ago 30. what are you listening to right now? Supernatural on the tv 31. have you ever talked to a person named Tom? ew yes, my mom works with a douchey guy names Tom and I hate him sm 32. something that is getting on your nerves? being an adult 33. most visited website? probably netlfix or youtube 34. hair colour? dirty blonde wit a red streak (I didn’t copy a fictional character wtf r u talkign abt ??) 35. long or short hair? I love my long hair, but I recently cut it all off for the summer 36. do you have a crush on someone? no one irl but bob morley 4ever n always 37. what do you like about yourself? lmao nothing ?? i suck ?? 38. piercings: 6 on my ears and my nose 39. blood type: does anyone actually know this ???? 40. nickname: B, kate calls me Brooketh, my mom calls me Ethel 41. relationship status: single (BUT SOMEONE PLS TAKE ME) 42. zodiac: Leo 43. pronouns: she/her 44. favourite tv show: the 100, b99, this is us, the office, parks and rec, bob’s burgers, gravity falls is a new one, teen wolf (even tho it pisses me off so fuckin much) 45. tattoos: the ‘I solemnly swear’ HP quote on my right foot, and I want like 12 more 46. right or left handed: right 47. surgery: I had my appendix taken out when I was 6 48. sport: I used to swim competitively, and I wish I still did 49. vacation: I’ve literally never gone on vacation, but I go up my grandparents cottage a lot in the summer 50. pair of trainers: blue nikes if we’re talking actual running shoes, but I prefer flip flops in the summer and uggs in the winter 51. eating: nothing rn 52. drinking: lemon lime sparkling water still 53. im about to: start working on a special sth 4 my bbs 👀👀👀 54. waiting for?: someone to love me 55. want?: the motivation to actually do the shit I say I’m gonna do 56. get married?: yes, but imma be single forever so it doesn’t matter 57. career?: IDFK 58. hugs or kisses?: both, but kisses more 59. lips or eyes?: eyes (mine are blue, but i love brown eyes so much) 60. shorter or taller?: taller 61. older or younger?: older, bc ppl my age are idiots 62. nice arms or nice stomach?: for me ? stomach 63. hook up or relationship?: relationship 64. troublemaker or hesitant?: hesitant, I worry waaaay too much & am therefore v cautious 65. kissed a stranger: nah 66. drank hard liquor: oui oui 67. lost glasses/contact lenses: nah bc im v cautious 68. turned someone down: yes (and deeply regretted it after) 69. sex on the first date: no thx 70. broken someones heart: i really don’t know 71. had your heart broken: yes 72. been arrested: IM V CAUTIOUS 73. cried when someone died: yes ?? obviously ?? 74. fallen for a friend: yes do you believe in… magic 75. yourself? lmao no 76. miracles? not really 77. love at first sight? maybe 78. santa claus? nah 79. kiss on the first date? If the date was good and I like the person 80. angels? nope 81. current best friend’s name? Alexandra, Danni, and Kate 82. eye colour: blue 83. favourite movie: The Little Mermaid

tagging: @starboybellamy @clarkegryphus @bellammy @the-princess-and-the-king @griffinnblake @as-inevitable-as-morning and anyone else who feels like it

#b quiet #have fun reading about my trashy life #tag games

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trashy-ways-to-waste-time · 7 years

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Our Panic! At the Disco Concert Experience

This is a personal post guys. Hope you don’t mind! Admins Daria, Socks, and Disappointment went recently and we wanted to share our favorite parts. Enjoy! (feat. the assorted names for Brendon Urie)

Admin Daria’s thoughts

EVERYONE WHO WENT LOOKED SUPER COOL AND VERY FRIENDLY (fun fact: we started singing history maker from yoi and someone joined us ^^.)

Note: my ass has never danced so hard in my LIFE, my vocal chords did not last, and my ears could not hear for an entire day. i felt amazing

i also realized im capable of crying happy tears? more than once??

Saint Motels has the coolest sounding shit. Good vibes right there

The chick from Misterwives seemed so sweet, adorable, cool, and awesome

Brendon: “You’re like a fucking frat house” *begins to dab viciously in imitation of a frat boy* “sUP BRAH SUP BRAH” Me: wHEEZE

Dallon was so cute oml, save me. HIS HAIR KEPT FLOPPING AROUND AND ASDFGHJKL (Im a bit sad that dallon didn’t interact much but he seemed into it so im happy that he’s happy)

After Girls/Girls/Boys, Breadbin was like “oh i don’t wanna get political…” then the little shit says “Donald Trump is a fucking idiot and he can suck my dick :))”

Old man beebo reminisces of the days his parents played vinyl around the house while they did chores

KENNETH SLAYING THE GUITAR. ALSO KENNETH ROCKING OUT THE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY GUITAR SOLO WHILST STANDING ON A MOTHERFUCKING PIANO?? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

Dalllooooonnnnn. Bless him. He was doing cute little hand movements during the beginning of Bohemian Rhapsody and my heart hurts

Dallon jamming was just everything. (god, have i mentioned how much i love dallon weekes?)

Bden dancing and doing a backflip. Also, him being extra.

DANNNNNNNN. STOP KILLING ME WITH THE DROOOMMMMSSS

the bass was so strong. and so good. can i just say that i find all instruments sexy?

Kenneth interacted with us and gave people high-fives

tHE SAXPHONE BRO NEEDS TO BE APPRECIATED

intense smirking

Brandon Urine handing out compliments made me want to cry

the goddamn crowd during Girls/Girls/Boys (im posting a pic later)

tHE BACKUP VOCALS. DALLON’S VOICE AHHHH (im a dallon enthusiast, is there a problem?)

forehead expressing his appreciation for us :’)

mah bois hips don’t lie

I legit yelled "you own my ass" out loud... kinda regret it now

Admin Socks’ thoughts

THE FLOOR WAS SO FREAKING STICKY

THE HIGH NOTES THOUGH

saint motel was SO GOOD 10/10 would have gone to a concert of just them

those songs from the 70s made me feel nostalgic even though I wasn’t alive

I was one of the few in space buns?? I expected more

GIRLS/GIRLS/BOYS WAS SO BEAUTIFUL WITH ALL THE HEARTS

ok, but out of the THOUSANDS of people, I was standing in line and noticed that the person next to me was MY FRICK FRACKING CHILDHOOD MUSIC TEACHER LIKE WTF ARE THE CHANCES

OH NO there are goldfish all over the floor of my car

GOSHDARNIT THEY ALL LOOKED G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S

merch merch merch merch merch yes please

when the first opening act came on I stood there gaping for a solid minute before whispering to myself “i’m here”

everywhere we went it was like this: “oh there’s your shirt” “someone has on the same shirt as you” “darnit I see someone with the same shirt as me” “look a whole flock with the same shirt”

I shouted “yassss queen” a few bajillion times

I ACTUALLY sang the bad words *gasps* so scandalous

I saw a bunch of pride flags and that just kinda filled my heart with joy :)

Admin Daria actually cried right next to me

SHOUTOUT TO THE GIRLS IN FRONT OF US WHO JOINED IN ON HISTORY MAKER AND THEN GAVE US THEIR SPARE HEARTS (my heart swells for all you nice wonderful people)

I tried to listen to what I sounded like when I was screaming and it was BAD. BAD I tell you

WHEN THE PIANO FIRST APPEARED I SCREAMED “YAY BRENDON YAY PIANO”

when I got in the car my mom was like “oh I bought the whole set-list and a few more songs if you’d like to listen to them” and I was just like “afjbvjk bwkbc yes please”

contrary to popular belief too weird to live too rare to die is my favorite album so I was glad that there were songs from that at the concert

my MOM had a better seat then me ... my MOM

that place had really bad service

we were all “SUP BRAH” and unironically dabbing in the parking lot

but seriously this was one of the best experiences of my life and I actually just layed on the floor when I got home and was like “omigod omigod omigod I just saw Panic! At the Disco omigod omigod I'm gonna die omigod”

Admin Disappointment’s thoughts

CRYING LOTS OF CRYING

LIKE WTF WHY SO MANY TEARS

Yelling

Singing off key

Low key judging the people arriving late at the concert

Eating a bag of goldfish

Getting sick because of the excitement

“BEEEEEEBOOOOOOO” “I hope this doesn’t show up on the video”

Crying even more

“sUP BRUH”

Terrible videography skills

Knowing all the songs

“Donald Trump is a fucking idiot”

Yelling across the room saying “I like your shirt”

“You need to stop”

Out of control 10/10 embarrassing to go to a concert with

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biteitwhenitssoft · 7 years

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rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag!

i was tagged by @hanamemeki !!! :>

LAST… [1] drink: water [2] phone call: my memere! [3] text message: my mom about making banana bread [4] song you listened to: One Bad Night Hayley Kiyoko [5] time you cried: who knows probably not recently

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: no [7] been cheated on: nope [8] kissed someone and regretted it: nope [9] lost someone special: no? [10] been depressed: fucking constantly [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: fuck no

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] red [13] light blue [14] light yellow??

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: uhhhhhhhhhhh??? no?? i reconnected? [16] fallen out of love: no [17] laughed until you cried: fffffucking probably yes [18] found out someone was talking about you: in a bad way? no [19] met someone who changed you: i dont think so [20] found out who your true friends are: i suppose?? [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: no???? gross????????

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: probably all of them i dont really add strangers so (same) [23] do you have any pets: D O G [24] do you want to change your name: nah its cool [25] what did you do for your last birthday: no clue my dude [26] what time did you wake up: how tf am i supposed to know 12:30??? [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: tf idk this either!? drawing? [28] name something you cannot wait for: fuckin death? fr tho looking forward to maybe going to the beach this year? [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: earlier today i live with her [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: get the FUCK rid of my emetophobia that shit is awful and also pls let me get a job :( [31] what are you listening to right now: nothing for once [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah i have an uncle tom [33] something that is getting on your nerves: everything my guy wtf [34] most visited website: youtube probably but tumblr is always open [35] elementary: leeds [36] high school: smith voc [37] college: gcc rn [38] hair colour: brown [39] long or short hair: short-ish medium [40] do you have a crush on someone: fuck nah [41] what do you like about yourself? some shit i think im good at reading people and situations. i live life in the third person tbh so im always analyizing [42] piercings: ears and eyebrow [43]blood type: A+ [44] nickname: rach, booboo(dad) R^2(middles school teacher) tbh most people just call me rachel [45] relationship status: single af [46] zodiac sign: libra [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: mf uhhhhhhhhhhh i dont watch tv much [49] tattoos: ;) yeet [50] right or left handed: right

FIRST… [51] surgery: never [52] piercing: ears [53] best friend: miranda in prescool and merideth in kindergarten [54] sport: never played [55] vacation: fuck if i know MOSt LIKELY the beach [56] pair of trainers: ???? how tf am i supposed to know this

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing [58] drinking: nothing [59] i’m about to: go to bed probably [60] listening to: nada [61] waiting for: true love, a purpose in life tbh [62] want: to get my shit together/ m o n e y [63] get married: n o .. . ? [64] career: who tf knows my guy i dont want a career i just want money

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs [66] lips or eyes: eyes [67] shorter or taller: idgaf [68] older or younger: older [70] nice arms or nice stomach: arms [71] sensitive or loud: ??????? those arent comparable [72] hook up or relationship: f-friendships [73] troublemaker or hesitant: ????? im a normal person tf

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? fuck no [75] drank hard liquor? fUCK no [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? no [77] turned someone down: y es?? maybe? [78] sex on first date? F U C K N O [79] broken someone’s heart? fuckin constantly obviously [80] had your own heart broken? nnno? [81] been arrested? no [82] cried when someone died? ye [83] fallen for a friend: i fucking wish bro

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? i....guess?? [85] miracles? sure [86] love at first sight? nah [87] santa claus? nah [88] kiss on the first date? probably not for me. first dates arent even for me [89] angels? sure?

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: i dont have 1... ill go with lucy i guess? 4th grade bro [91] eye colour: brown [92] favourite movie: i aint got favs yo

like FUCK am i tagging people, if you see this and wanna do it be my guest pretend i tagged you

#some shit #92 truths #shit about me #thanks hanameki #i like talking about myself tbh

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stonerkat96 · 7 years

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Some real creepy shit get your fix

Some real creepy shit, get your fix. -I doubt it'll be creepy really but ok here we go again- 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yes i do 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? -No i wouldn't 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? -Probably this morning lol 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?-i always smile at strangers?? 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? -there was idk if there still mad 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? - snow the product reminded of of casey lol 7. What exactly are you wearing right now? -Uh yoga capries a half sleeve shirt and a yellow California jacket 8. How often do you listen to music? -Pretty often everyday 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? -Jeans i own two pears of sweats i need more 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2018? -Probably not but who knows 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? -Im honestly right in between it depends on the day and who I'm being social with 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? -Every single day 13. What about ‘R’? -Nope 14. Can you drive a stick shift? -Kindaaaa been a while my cars auto 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? -The honest answer is yes, i hate it but i always want people to like me. 16. Are you going out of town soon? -I live in a area wear driving two miles is out of town so probably lol 17. When was the last time you cried?- I cry a lot im on my period lol 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? -many people 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?- probably to blue or green because who doesn't love blue or green eyes, everyone thinks brown is boring lol 20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?- Yes there is 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. -my cars transmission gave out 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?-uhhh duuuh lol 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?- yes i am 24. What are you sitting on right now?- my couch 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?- yes indeed 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? -honestly not that i can think of 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?- alex of corse 28. Do you get a lot of colds? -recently yes 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? -my mother lol 30. Does anyone hate you?- oh im sure 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? -nope not much of a drinker 32. Do you like watching scary movies? - i love scary movies, pretending to be scared is the best 33. Do you want your tongue pierced? - yes but doubt i could ever do it 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? -2012 35. Did you have a dream last night? -Like 5 lol 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? -5 minutes ago 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? -Very possibly 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? -Yessss 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? -Yeess 40. Did you have a good day yesterday? -Uhhh it was okay 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? -Yes i was 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? -For like 15 minutes yes 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? -Yes a few people 44. What’s the best part about school? -Friendship 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? - yeah i have loads of pictures on fb 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? -I did and one time i called a teacher a bitch in my note she found in my binder n she told the principle and i got a week of detention. That was 8 years ago. Damn time flys 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?-all the time 48. Were you single over the last summer?- off and on 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?- not at all 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?- nothing lol 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?- no ??? Why would i have talked to him 52. Are you nice to everyone?- mostly 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? - of corse 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? - ive gone three years 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? - not at all. 56. Do you think you like someone? - yes 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? -Yes i have lol 4 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? -Friends are friends and friends are hard to come by 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? -Yes a few times 60. Do you hate anyone? -A couple people 61. How’s your heart?-right now its pretty great 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? - everyone has something. 63. Have you ever cried over a guy? - a few guys 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? - probably no one 65. Are your toenails painted pink? - there not painted 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? - loool no 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? - wtf no thats fucked up lol 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? -Lol no thank godddd 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? - my mother 70. How do you look right now? - hairs in pigtails just chillen, 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? -Yes i do 72. Can you commit to one person? -Yes i can 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? -Yeppers 74. Have you ever felt replaced?- yes by my best friend 75. Did you wake up cranky? -Today??? Nope 76. Are you a jealous person?- depends 77. Are relationships ever worth it? - i guess 78. Anyone you’re giving up on? - i gave up one someone i loved a lot a year ago 79. Currently wanting to see anyone? - yes 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? - call my dad 81. Last person you cried in front of? - alex 82. Is there someone you will never forget? -zachary 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? Sometimes 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? -fucking 85. Are you over your past? - yes and no 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? - i thought i did lol 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? - yes yes yes 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? -thatd be fuckin weird as fuck n no lol 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? -Id be like how the fuck did you outside??? And whyyy ? 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? -Lol yep 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? -Hopefully lol plannin in it 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Lol a few ppl. I took a michaels virginity 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? Nope 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? Yeah and good 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? Yes lol 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Very 97. Who do you have texts from? -Lol I'm gonna list them all okay, JFK 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Depends lmao 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? -Mostly ppl that are older lol 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? -No one jus meee 101. Ever kissed under fireworks? Yes :) 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? Very much so --how tf was this creepy lmao ok---- ask me stuff?

#about me #questionaire #ask me questions #im bored

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bornconfused444 · 7 years

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Takin it bck to the original asksksksksksks guyz. Wtf Emily what’s wrong witchu.

Name: Emily Alexandria McDougall

Age: 22.

Birthdate: April 9, 1994.

Present Address: 123 ur mum mate.

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. Last beverage: Water.

2. Last phone call: I don’t remember because I literally almost never talk on the phone. Anxiety guys.

3. Last text message: Boyfriend.

4. Last song you listened to: Lana Del Rey- Love.

5. Last time you cried: Last night.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: Yep.

7. Been cheated on: Yep.

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Yep.

9. Lost someone special: Yep.

10. Been depressed: Yep.

11. Been drunk and threw up: Yep. Wow such life much exciting wow.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Purple

13. Red

14. Black. (Even though it’s a shade).

LAST YEAR (2012), HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: Yes.

16. Do you have any pets: Yes.

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes,

18. Met someone whoe changed you: Yes.

19. Found out who your true friends were: Yep.

20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yea

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list: Yes.

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: Like 95% of them.

23. Do you have any pets: Yes.

24. Do you want to change your last name: Nope.

25. What did you do for your last birthday: Is it bad that I don’t remember? You know it was a boring night when.

26. What time did you wake up today: Like 7.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Texting.

28. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Going to bed I’m tired as fuck I think I’ll go to bed after this survey.

29. Last time you saw you mother: 2008.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Not having a job and not being able to get a fucking job. It’s so frustrating it’s been like a month and a half and I’ve tried so hard.

31. What are you listening to right now: Hockey.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yea.

33. What's getting on your nerves right now: Like I’m trying to have a conversation but when they ignore me it’s really hindering my attempts like bud just say you don’t wanna talk eh.

34. Most visited webpage: Facebook.

35. Nickname: Em.

36. Relationship status: In a relationship.

37. Zodiac sign: Aries af.

38. He or she: I’m a she.

39. Elementary: DEAR WATSON.

40. Highschool: The schooly one with the roof and the learny things.

41. College/University: Your mum.

42. Hair color: Blonde.

43. Long or short: Long.

44. Height: 5'3"

45. Do you have a crush on someone: My boyfriend guyssss.

46. What do you like about yourself: I mean I like my smile and sometimes my legs.

47. Piercings: Bellybutton.

48. Tattoos: Nope.

49. Righty or lefty: Righty

FIRSTS:

50. First surgery: Vagina jk.

51. First piercing: Ears.

52. First bestfriend: Amanda.

53. First sport you joined: Soccer.

54. First vacation: Shit mate umm.

55. First pair of trainers: Like shoes? I don’t know.

RIGHT NOW:

56. Eating: Nothing.

57. Drinking: Water.

58. I'm about to: Finish this shit up and go the fuck to bed.

59. Waiting for: Death. I feel like it’s a long ways away because life likes to fuck you over and make you real sad first.

YOUR FUTURE:

60. Want kids: NO.

61. Get married: No.

62. Carreer: I don’t know anything works at this point.

WHICH IS BETTER:

63. Lips or eyes: Eyes.

64. Hugs or kisses: Hugs.

65. Shorter or taller: Taller

66. Older or younger: Older

67. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous.

68. Nice stomach or arms: Arms.

69. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

70. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.

71. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant.

HAVE YOU EVER:

72. Kissed a stranger: Nope.

73. Drank hard liquor: Yup

74. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope.

75. Sex on first date: Nope.

76. Broke someone's heart: Yep.

77. Had your own heart broken: Yep.

78. Been arrested: Nope.

79. Turned someone down: Yea.

80. Cried when someone died: Yea.

81. Fallen for a friend: Yea.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

82. Yourself: Nope.

83. Miracles: Nope.

84. Love at first site: Nope.

85. Heaven: I don’t know I kind of do and I hope it’s real.

86. Santa Claus: Nope I wish being young and thinking he was real.

87. Kiss on the first date: Why not?

88. Angels: No.

#surveys #survey #bored #questions #q&a

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asksansweredpdf · 5 years

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1. What is you middle name? haha

2. How old are you? 20

3. What is your birthday? june 27

4. What is your zodiac sign? libra

5. What is your favorite color? red

6. What’s your lucky number? ....i don’t have one that i know, at least

7. Do you have any pets? i have the best cat in the world who has been yelling at me a lot lately, but is still a good boy

8. Where are you from? australia

9. How tall are you? 5″4′

10. What shoe size are you? 8 UK and like a 36 or something

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? hmmm. sparkly boots, docs, converse, work shoes, black heels, white sneakers, pink velvet sneakers, that’s all i can remember so about 7?

12. What was your last dream about? omg not last night but the night before, i had a dream that my manager asked me to start work at 5:50 am. but for whatever reason it was at a different location, so my favourite co worker and i met up and i paddled across a lake to be there? and i was really tired.

13. What talents do you have? i write a mean essay and lit review and report and shit. fuckin killed it in uni, i can recognise any song in the first like 0.3 seconds of it being played. i’m good at reading people. and not like in an arrogant way, but idk. intuitively, i know a lot about people. i assumed everyone else did until i started telling people what i felt, and they were like “wtf how did you know that about me?”

14. Are you psychic in any way? yeah i read tarot and oracle cards, and pendulums. like i said before, i tend to intuitively know a lot about people. like can tell when they don’t want to talk, or when they’re mad. even when it’s obvious to me and no one else. my dad can read palms but refuses to teach me how for whatever reason. so that’s next on my list

15. Favorite song? at the moment, either in the lap of the gods revisited (queen), or supersonic rocket ship (the kinks)

16. Favorite movie? at the moment, thor ragnarok, or iron man 3

17. Who would be your ideal partner? someone kind. and someone funny and lighthearted. who can make me laugh. literally, that’s all i value. (i guess the bar is low huh - you’d be surprised that i haven’t found a single person to fit that criteria). if i’m being picky, maybe someone who shares the same interests as me - as in, we like the same movies or music or whatever. that’s not too important but would be nice.

18. Do you want children? nah. i haven’t for 20 years. but if i ever get to a place where i do, i plan on adopting a 10+ year old child. that way, i can reason with them and have someone who i can talk to better. and i can give help to someone who could probably really use it.

19. Do you want a church wedding? ew god no

20. Are you religious? not at all

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yeah haha. once for an operation when i was 9 months, and one when i was like 19 for vomiting

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? i don’t think so

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? nah

24. Baths or showers? showers if i’m not depressed, baths if im anxious

25. What color socks are you wearing? i’m not wearing socks

26. Have you ever been famous? i was like a celebrity at my high school, but no not really.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? i would cherish every second of it. it’s al i dream about

28. What type of music do you like? literally anything that’s good

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nope

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? just the one

31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my side with my legs tucked in

32. How big is your house? 3 bedroom

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? tea and cookies, paronthe if i’m feeling fancy and have time. eggs on toast if i have work through lunch hours and won’t get a break

34. Have you ever fired a gun? no, but i’ve held one

35. Have you ever tried archery? yeah at a school camp

36. Favorite clean word? idk shenanigans i guess

37. Favorite swear word? fuck

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 24 hours

39. Do you have any scars? yeah, but i’ve answered this before i think

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? i have actually. i think it’s been like only 2 or 3 when i was in school

41. Are you a good liar? exceptionally

42. Are you a good judge of character? i would have said yes, even a year ago. but i definitely am not. or i am and choose to ignore it

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? nope

44. Do you have a strong accent? nah. not even a strong australian accent. unless im at work for some reason

45. What is your favorite accent? australian

46. What is your personality type? intp

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? this $200 corset i bought during venus rx

48. Can you curl your tongue? yep

49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie

50. Left or right handed? righty

51. Are you scared of spiders? absolutely yes

52. Favorite food? chocolate or nandos

53. Favorite foreign food? kadhi

54. Are you a clean or messy person? usually neat, but when my anxiety is bad then i gets messy

55. Most used phrased? “i dont know”

56. Most used word? “yeah”

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? about an hour

58. Do you have much of an ego? i used to think so, but honestly not really

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? suck

60. Do you talk to yourself? all the time

61. Do you sing to yourself? when i’m alone

62. Are you a good singer? not in the slightest

63. Biggest Fear? heights, working thursday nights

64. Are you a gossip? haha yeah

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? pride & prejudice, infinity war. idk what counts as a dramatic movie

66. Do you like long or short hair? short

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? nope

68. Favorite school subject? english, drama, i liked science but had shitty teachers

69. Extrovert or Introvert? introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nah

71. What makes you nervous? well i have anxiety, so like, everything. but specifically, people being angry at/near me, heights. actually, that’s probably it hey.

72. Are you scared of the dark? nah

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? not unless it’s important to do so. i don’t usually give a shit

74. Are you ticklish? very

75. Have you ever started a rumor? ...not that i can remember. but it sounds like something i’d do

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? i think i was a peer support leader in high school?

77. Have you ever drank underage? haha yeah man

78. Have you ever done drugs? sure

79. Who was your first real crush? omg this guy at school called daniel. he was soooo pretty and smart and he was tanned and had the prettiest green eyes. he was nice to me, but always called me the wrong name and ended up dating my friend later on. but i didn’t mind. i enjoyed admiring him before he dated her haha. then i forced myself not to like him

80. How many piercings do you have? 3

81. Can you roll your Rs?“ yep

82. How fast can you type? pretty fast, but not at work when someone’s watching. the pressure makes me fuck up

83. How fast can you run? not very fast

84. What color is your hair? black

85. What color is your eyes? brown

86. What are you allergic to? kiwi fruit (i eat it anyway)

87. Do you keep a journal? no, but i used to. this blog is the most ‘journal’ thing i’ve had in forever

88. What do your parents do? my mum doesn’t work and does cocaine, my dad is a taxi driver

89. Do you like your age? yeah being 20 is cool. certainly better than being younger.

90. What makes you angry? injustice, people not listening to me, especially when i’m right. people assuming things about me, especially when they’re wrong. people being rude for no reason, people dismissing me, being treated poorly

91. Do you like your own name? i dont give much thought to it

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? nah, i don’t plan on having kids

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? i’ve only ever pictured having a daughter, but i dont really care. having a son would be cool. whatever happens you know

94. What are you strengths? i’ve been trying to answer this question like all year. being at work has really made me feel like i don’t have any strengths. i guess i’m a good listener? i know im respectful of others. i can’t even say i’m kind anymore because i’m actively trying not to be as kind as i used to be. i’m polite. i can be funny when i’m comfortable with the person/don’t give a shit about what they think of me. i’m easy-going. i know i can be charming, but it takes a lot of energy so i have to be feeling not-anxious. i’m socially intelligent, and good at making people feel at ease, and diffusing tense situations. i’m brave

95. What are your weaknesses? god. i’m anxious. all the time. i’m not very articulate. i’m not very smart or good at maths or anything. i tend to be awkward, especially when im anxious which is always. i tend to avoid my problems, instead of facing them head-on

96. How did you get your name? my dad’s sister chose it for me. no one really explained it to me, but there’s this hindu belief or tradition or book or something, where you find out what your child’s name should start with (which letter or sound) based on when they’ll be born. i think it ties into astrology somehow, but again, no one is willing to explain it to me. but yeah, based on that my dad’s sister picked a name that starts with r. and my dad picked the spelling

97. Were your ancestors royalty? noooot per se. according to hindu belief, they were demi gods. and my dad’s mother told me we came from royalty, but i have no source for that, so it’s more an empty claim.

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread? i’m staying in my parents room, which has a white bedspread

100. Color of your room? the whole house is a rental and has blue walls

#mine

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hgfstreamchats · 6 years

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Reynolds Human Memorial Stream

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Me He's an experience. Starscreamapillar I've experienced plenty of terrible things, I can live with missing out this time. Me The important thing is, you're experiencing this human's terrible, terrible shirt. Starscreamapillar So I am. Is this a movie about illegally transporting alcohol? thenightetc Uhuh. Starscreamapillar . . . Trucks and beer. Truly, high brow entertainment. FeralDog those are some high waisted pants thenightetc So is this a really extended flashback or is it after him being arrested? Starscreamapillar That is not an appropriate way to wake someone. FeralDog puppyyyyyy Me That dog looks exhausted with life. Starscreamapillar That dog looks poorly assembled. Blythe1 Ah, that worked. I am with you all finally. Sorry for mucking about KO Me Never apologize for mucking about! r That dog looks poorly assembled. Blythe1 Ah, that worked. I am with you all finally. Sorry for mucking about KO Me Never apologize for mucking about! Blythe1 Westbound, that is left? thenightetc Yeah. Blythe1 My sense of direction is not the greatest thenightetc Stealth 100 Blythe1 Well there goes the fourth wall, Burt flirting with the audience there Me He *did* flaunt his spike at the world, once. Starscreamapillar . . . . thenightetc Amazing FeralDog theres a reason you have a special license for forklifts thenightetc Is, uh. Is that how they're "paying" for the beer, too Me http://lic.me/uploaded_images/b/u/burt.jpg FeralDog not that he cares xD Me In memoriam. Oh, that didn't turn into a link...that just threw it up there. thenightetc It sure did! Me Well, there's a difference from livestream I didn't know about! Blythe1 It is wonderful Me What an educational evening. Blythe1 I always feel so sorry for people who get jilted at the altar. thenightetc I'm intrigued. FeralDog shotgun wedding? Starscreamapillar Ah, here are the complicating shenanigans. Blythe1 Okay, posse does suggest shotguns. FeralDog ominous sherriff Blythe1 The soundtrack makes me think this might be the baddie FeralDog no, it couldn't be Starscreamapillar Is he wearing an ascot? Blythe1 How much easier would movies be if characters could hear the soundtrack too thenightetc I already hope something bad happens to both of them. FeralDog the fuc Starscreamapillar The frag is this? Me He's covered with a very fine layer of grease. FeralDog the best grease, surely thenightetc Kinda want to go on wikipedia and see if he dies. Blythe1 Too few people know that as soon as law enforcement leaves, that is your cue to leggit quick Blythe1 disturbing thenightetc Yikes. thenightetc ....Nice. thenightetc HA Blythe1 catch of the day thenightetc whoooops Starscreamapillar Would it not be easier to fill the very back of the truck with cases of cola, and create a false manifest for a truckload of that, while hiding the illicit alcohol? thenightetc You'd think so, right? Blythe1 I feel they may have had more success arresting him if he hadn't gloated thenightetc Or even put the alcohol in cola cases. FeralDog depends on how thoroughly they search Blythe1 subtle thenightetc right? Starscreamapillar Bueford. T. Justice. Really? FeralDog hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa Blythe1 Imagine if he'd become a judge, then he'd be Justice Justice FeralDog wonder if he's related to a defense attorney with a big forehead thenightetc I kinda like this guy, though. 'Cause he's pissing off this asshole. 😃 Oh god, that face Me Surprise twist: Justice Justice McJustice isn't employed by law enforcement in any capacity. thenightetc It's all just an elaborate cosplay FeralDog larp gone too far Blythe1 Ooh, bridge jump! thenightetc Ohhhh my Starscreamapillar And then they died. Me Rest in whatever. Blythe1 Needs some Waylon Jennings thenightetc I'm amazed they got the lift FeralDog -slow clap for sherriffs- thenightetc I like her. thenightetc I wish he'd get shot. Blythe1 Sexism, homophobia, and now racism, we all knew it was coming. He's just a pile of cliched Southern Sheriff stereotypes Starscreamapillar He is wasting time he does not have. FeralDog now we just need Justice to meet a Catholic and flip out about it and we've got my friend's uncle xD thenightetc ... man that's cheap Me What are they made of, hair? Blythe1 It is the World's Most Professional Lawman /sarcasm thenightetc Oh my god. FeralDog what year was this movie? thenightetc "gosh, all that?" Me You know, I've eaten human food, and nothing about it warranted eating it like that. Blythe1 1977 Starscreamapillar . . . . FeralDog explains a lot thenightetc Ha, better for him not to have his car parked outside for the sherrif to see, anyway. Blythe1 is this the story of how she got decapitated? thenightetc Too bad THEY didn't. Starscreamapillar Pity. Blythe1 I love his ring he has on thenightetc ...Okay, THAT handle raises some questions. Starscreamapillar The thing to the floor. thenightetc I mean, I figured they were just doing a funeral, but..... Blythe1 picking up or dropping off? Starscreamapillar A am not an expert in automobiles, but tell me, does the 'thing' in fact go to the floor? FeralDog it can FeralDog not good for the car though thenightetc Of course, neither is that. Starscreamapillar That cannot be good for the suspension. Blythe1 These days we'd call that a terrorist attack, then a car invading a pitch was just wacky hijinks FeralDog this movie is full of CARnage Me I know the Trans Am's the star of the show and all, but the truck's not bad looking either. Blythe1 not even scratched the paintwork Starscreamapillar Trucks have been spoiled for me, by certain mechs. Blythe1 Like that picture KO posted? That kind of crazy thing? thenightetc Awww. thenightetc Oh my goodness Blythe1 I thought he changed channels? thenightetc You'd think? FeralDog tick turd he may bbe reprehensible but i like his insults Starscreamapillar I think that hanging people was still illegal, even back then. thenightetc HA Me All this for smuggling beer? thenightetc HAHAHAH Blythe1 Not even good beer, just coors FeralDog i think it's less the smuggling and more the he's too good and it makes the cops look bad Me ...That was hot. thenightetc It was. Blythe1 You think they'd have set the roadblock ahead of the turn, not after it Starscreamapillar Knockout, you're a vehicle. Is skidding on one's tires like that as uncomfortable as it sounds? Me Not uncomfortable enough to keep us from doing it. thenightetc And it doesn't even show any signs of having driven through various roadblocks, a chain, several mailboxes, a football stand... thenightetc That car has some kind of force field. PFF Starscreamapillar The car is the protagonist, ans therefore immune to damage until perhaps the very end. Blythe1 WTF! thenightetc Jesus. FeralDog whaaaaat HA I love the good witch immediately thenightetc Yesss. thenightetc high-fives her Blythe1 That dog is this movie's MVP! Me Yes, yes. You have very tight pants. FeralDog she wants to see if he's bald thenightetc Shush. FeralDog ah look at that relief! Me "Put it back on." Blythe1 Oh no, not Fred thenightetc Oh nooooo FeralDog the fuc thenightetc DEFEND THE DOG Starscreamapillar They do not have time for these dalliances. thenightetc Shiiiit FeralDog fred's the only character in this movie with any sense thenightetc but, Fred! he can't leave without Fred! okay, good Blythe1 Whew, Fred is fine. Everyone relax now 😃 thenightetc OH BOY FeralDog HHAHAHAHHA thenightetc HAHAHAHAHAH Blythe1 Do not show this movie to Arcee. Starscreamapillar Would she not be amused by the wanton violence and destruction? thenightetc heheheh FeralDog my young son wtf thenightetc Shoot him. You know you wanna. Me Just a fragile little boy of 44 years. thenightetc Shoot him in the dick and let him bleed out. Blythe1 At least pepper spray him thenightetc Just saying. Starscreamapillar That is not how to handle someone yelling at you. FeralDog it is in the 70s Blythe1 What, let them rant themselves out and leave to become someone else's problem? That is how I would do it. Starscreamapillar Then they think that yelling is the correct way to get what they want, regardless of circumstances. FeralDog YOU ARE DRIVING FeralDog HE IS DRIVING STOP Blythe1 But they then leave to do it to someone else who is not me Blythe1 Those 1970s sensibilities again Me *It. Is. Beer.* thenightetc Smooth. Starscreamapillar Bad beer. It is not worth all this.

eer.* thenightetc Smooth. Starscreamapillar Bad beer. It is not worth all this. FeralDog but t hey're dodging the sales/luxury taxes etc Blythe1 I guess Allied Van Lines really got their product placement money's worth there Me This song feels like it's been going on for years. Starscreamapillar It has. The song has always been playing. And it will play forever more. FeralDog i think the whole movie is just the music video for this huge song Me Agreed. thenightetc OH!!! Me His name is his equivalent of Starscream's Cliffjumper thing. Starscreamapillar ... Cliffjumper thing? Blythe1 Quick, protect the beer from a small traffic ticket Me Our Starscream. Killed an Autobot, brought it up at every possible opportunity. FeralDog is it actually the beer listed, or did they put homebrew in the bottles? Starscreamapillar I see. Well, sort of, since killing -a- Autobot is not really worth of mention, unless it is one of the Elites. Me This one couldn't have been further from elite. Blythe1 Were the Elites all that elite? Smokescreen was an Elite... Starscreamapillar Then I certainly see the resemblance to Mr. Justice's crowing his name constantly. Blythe1 That looks like an OLD helicopter even by 1970s standards FeralDog well if you're far enough out you're getting military leftovers thenightetc Whatever just fell out of that car, I'm sure it's something it's not supposed to do without FeralDog still happens today, less funded departments get better one's leftovers or military Blythe1 Well they didn't until you blurted his name out over the public radio Me I wish Prime were still around to take this movie in. Big rigs and lawlessness...the look on his face would be priceless. Starscreamapillar I am fairly certain my local Prime has caused more road accidents than are in this movie. Blythe1 And maybe bring in Prowl, to see the highstandards of law enforcement at work thenightetc The highest. Me Beautiful. FeralDog for Me Just look at all the humans he saved from the horrid fate of having to settle for quality beer. FeralDog clam chowder Blythe1 chowder, that is thick soup? thenightetc I think they just want to scam him out of having to pay. FeralDog yes thenightetc *snicker* Blythe1 Is the sequel them getting the soup then? thenightetc eheheheheh. FeralDog hhhhhhhhhhhhaa Starscreamapillar Well, that was nonsense. And the song plays on. FeralDog leave him sherriff, he might learn independence FeralDog or die either works thenightetc Seems a bit foolish to let him see them and their new car, but hey. Me Does anyone know if the sequels are any good? And by good, I mean funny. Starscreamapillar I have no idea. thenightetc Never seen them, I'm afraid. This was the first time I'd seen *this* one. Me Shall we give the sequel a try? Starscreamapillar I think so. thenightetc Yes! Starscreamapillar I want to see more cares destroyed. Me Agreed! thenightetc "SMokey and the Little Boy by US Dept Of Agriculture"? Me Assuming I can find it. thenightetc Goodness, doctor, I hope you're over 18. Blythe1 Those putlocker ad popups are always annoying. Me My virgin optics! Me The description sounds terrible. I'm already glad we're watching this. thenightetc Well, you know how sequels are. Starscreamapillar We cannot have too much quality viewing. thenightetc Oh my god, that's really his name? FeralDog wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat thenightetc Uh FeralDog this is a great intro Blythe1 Still not the worst political campaign I've ever seen Me What a quality movie. Hah! FeralDog agent orange??? Starscreamapillar Agent Orange. FeralDog is that nascar with semis thenightetc ...Maybe? Blythe1 I want to try this sport Starscreamapillar How boring would that be to watch. FeralDog my god that is bringing it clear back to its roots (before it went 'legit' as a sport NASCAR was for bootleggers to show off their skills) thenightetc Oh, huh! Me Interesting! Starscreamapillar Skillful use of grainy stock footage to get around needing to crash a truck of their own. thenightetc Those are some loud suits. FeralDog they almsot remind me of Gideon Gleeful thenightetc ...Oh god, you're right. FeralDog uh Me Oh bolts. thenightetc Gosh, are you SURE you don't want to stop the movie and play the titty game? Starscreamapillar Nothing like hostage advertising. Blythe1 Does that ever work, do you think? Starscreamapillar It must, or they wouldn't waste the time on it. Me "Good suggestion! Goodbye, movie!" Starscreamapillar Not even drinking the terrible Coors he was running. Me He hasn't sunk *that* low. Starscreamapillar Who wears embroidered rose jackets? Me Oh, he's dead. Blythe1 Are we Weekending at Bernies this one? Me I would kill to see that. Starscreamapillar Indeed, that would be very amusing. thenightetc He's already dead. Are those ones Starscreamapillar Turns out they are all ones. Starscreamapillar Why did he give the extremely drunk man the money? Blythe1 Oh that relationship they built up over a long afternoon of being pursued by the cops didn't work out, who knew? Me Hah! Blythe1 Oh that relationship they built up over a long afternoon of being pursued by the cops didn't work out, who knew? Me Hah! Starscreamapillar . . . . Sure it was. thenightetc ...Can't believe she's marrying him after all. I mean, look who she'll have for a father-in-law thenightetc Or maybe she's not SHe doesn't exactly look happy to be there Oh my god Blythe1 Is he wearing an Iron Cross Klan medallion there? thenightetc Oh my god thenightetc Oh my god FeralDog wwwwwhaaaaaaat thenightetc .......... Blythe1 Well that escalated quickly Starscreamapillar I feel like I am stuck in a horrible time loop. FeralDog wait she should be marrying him for a controllable fool. just wait for father in law to die thenightetc Aren't they on a time limit? Starscreamapillar Of course they are. thenightetc It's been a day? At this rate he could just go by himself and not speed. Blythe1 Guys, literally nobody cares about your love lives. Just get in the cars and start crashing into things Starscreamapillar How is her showing up supposed to make things better? Me Doesn't everyone want to see their favorite charming, attractive becoming characters tragic and dirty? Starscreamapillar Where did his hat go? thenightetc ...... Blythe1 I assume there are car chases in this? thenightetc This sure is a lot of time they're wasting Has the time limit not started yet? Blythe1 Or is it a comedy about him getting healthy at some sort o f spa? Starscreamapillar Why does he have to even be in shape to drive the car? FeralDog we don't need to see him crawl out of the hole just show him gettin in gear Starscreamapillar . . . . Blythe1 Nope Starscreamapillar No. FeralDog how long did this take? Starscreamapillar Too long. thenightetc Apparently at least several days Of however much time they had Me By the Allspark, they've so painstakingly extracted literally everything that made the original fun. Starscreamapillar Truly, it is the essence of a sequel. Blythe1 Why did they even need him? If they had enough time to sober him up and then drive down to Florida at a leisurely pace, then they had enough time to not need him anyway. Starscreamapillar Because they could not sell the movie without the promise of Burt Reynolds. Me We all have. Blythe1 lol thenightetc well Blythe1 If he is so famous now, how did he not end up in jail after the last movie? thenightetc I guess it's a very specific level of famous. Starscreamapillar Apparently in this reality they have to actively catch you in the act to arrest you. thenightetc So THIS is why they'll be on the run this time. Starscreamapillar I hope the crate is full of exotic flowers, or something equally nonsensical. thenightetc They didn't tell him what they'd be transporting, huh. Blythe1 If they are supposed to be in Miami, why are they all wearing warm clothing? Starscreamapillar . . . . Me How very zany. thenightetc Stealth 0. Blythe1 This script was written via madlibs, right? thenightetc That sounds like a problem for the other guys. ...Huh. Blythe1 I guess we've answered the question of whether the sequels are any good... thenightetc So get him to use all his bullets. FeralDog 4 out a 6 thenightetc HA Me Apparently, that elephant's 60 years old and living in the "worst zoo for elephants." So there's that. thenightetc Well, that's cheerful. Blythe1 I assume these were famous sportsball players of the day? thenightetc Wouldn't it have been faster to just keep going? thenightetc Well, maybe not Blythe1 Well that is handy Starscreamapillar How are they feeding this elephant? Unless they want to deliver it dead. thenightetc I guess they're just not going to feed it for a few days?? Me And warm, and bloated. Me Of course, a vet is what she needs. Not food or water or anything. FeralDog mob doctor? thenightetc "check out my sick elephant" Starscreamapillar . . . . I feel like this doctor would get along well with Mudflap and Skids. Blythe1 Oh, now. He's bad, but not that bad. Starscreamapillar Are you certain about that? thenightetc Oh no Oh no, he's going to join them, isn' the FeralDog i wouldn't want that doc anywhere near me Blythe1 That is the 2nd time he's mentioned being a gynaecologist, I'm guessing the twist is the elephant turns out to be pregnant. thenightetc Can't wait to see the miracle of elephant birth again! FeralDog just a normal day in florida, if gas station guy is any clue thenightetc ...well, THIS is safe Blythe1 I'm not sure if this is crueller to the elephant, or the audience? Me This is a nightmare. FeralDog pfft thenightetc poor guy FeralDog ahahahhahaha Starscreamapillar . . . . Even the slapstick is flaccid. thenightetc hahahaha Blythe1 Okay, it is four AM here, so I gotta go get at least an hour's sleep. It is a shame I can't stick around and see if this movie has a joke in it at some point 😃 thenightetc Oh my god. FeralDog this is a bad idea Blythe1 Seriously, I gotta go get some sleep.. This has been fun catching up with all of you again, goodnight now. Starscreamapillar Rest well. thenightetc Night! Me Good night! Thank you for joining us in this mess! Me Stop talking. thenightetc The stirrup. Starscreamapillar They still have not fed it. thenightetc ...Oh my god. The mural on the truck is some guys getting held up by a bandit THAT'S subtle Starscreamapillar It is the same mural as the first movie's truck. thenightetc I know! I just didn't notice it before thenightetc Do they have time for this Starscreamapillar In a hurry? Might as well take a very long break to harass an elephant, and flirt painfully. thenightetc Welp, Blythe was right Me You're going to have a dead baby elephant if you don't feed it. FeralDog aiehgkdl thenightetc ....... oh jeez FeralDog let the elephant stay outside a while, she'll eat some trees or something and be fine Me "I'll let you touch me in the warm places if you don't hurt the elephant anymore than you already have." thenightetc Are they trying to imply the elephant wants to......... 😕 Starscreamapillar Yes they are. Me ... thenightetc And the song going "spend the night in charlotte" Me NO. thenightetc I mean.... really........ thenightetc REALLY. FeralDog bandit, just wait till she's dropped off to go after Frog. humor the elephant. thenightetc ...Why did it explode Starscreamapillar It always explodes. Starscreamapillar Was that supposed to be a joke? thenightetc *facepalm* oh my god you have time for this shit? Starscreamapillar 'You come out here and love me' FeralDog channeling gala Fluttershy here Me You've done nothing but hurt this elephant. thenightetc oh god. FeralDog whh Starscreamapillar Sure, leave the elephant to some kid you just found. Me Definitely the actions of someone who cares about children and elephants. thenightetc Uh oh. Starscreamapillar Why did the movie even bother with a time limit when they are just going to ignore it? thenightetc A mystery indeed. FeralDog well my oven dinged. ttyl possibly thenightetc Have fun! thenightetc This is just.... sad. thenightetc uh Uh Me This is a dumpster fire. Starscreamapillar And not even an entertaining dumpster fire. thenightetc That can't be comfortable for her Me This is an hour and forty minutes of a drunk abusing an elephant. thenightetc How did he not see them there Was it because they were out of frame. Starscreamapillar . . . . Skids and Mudflap would fit right into this mess. thenightetc Is he a Mountie thenightetc Wow, he even has a, uh moustache. what a uh interesting.... statement..... Starscreamapillar Why did they even bother bringing the Bandit? No one is after the stolen elephant. He's just useless. Starscreamapillar And that is not the correct way to cut someone off. thenightetc Why are the others agreeing to this I mean.... half of them are from CANADA, apparently? Starscreamapillar They have no jurisdiction in Texas? thenightetc Definitely not. thenightetc Maybe they're retired and stole the cars. Starscreamapillar . . . . And they came from where? And why? thenightetc Oh, you know truckers! They just have endless time to screw around fighting cops They're not on right schedules or anything. Starscreamapillar Everyone is going to jail. And the morgue. thenightetc *tight schedules Starscreamapillar Dead. thenightetc "Luckily, nobody died!" thenightetc How, uh, how long is left? Starscreamapillar Forever. Starscreamapillar No. Me Ten minutes. Starscreamapillar That is not how that works. thenightetc I feel like there's no way that would work Especially not with the elephant Me For Pit's sake, even *I* know how elephants give birth. thenightetc You sure do! (You're welcome.) Starscreamapillar I am glad that I do not know the mechanics. Me It's...torrential. thenightetc I'm sure I could find the video again 😃 Kidding. I'm kidding. Starscreamapillar I am not asking for specifics. thenightetc oh come on thenightetc Elephants don't have the right equipment to cry out of sadness, btw. That's just eye lubrication, basically. It runs out of their eyes all the time. Starscreamapillar I was aware of that. Me They're going to take his thumbs. thenightetc I'm just saying. thenightetc He's spent a lot of the money on bribes already ...Is the trans am... towing the elephant?? Me A beautiful two year old baby. thenightetc Wow, they really DID take a long time about this. Starscreamapillar They stole that elephant from the Texas governor. Me As you do. thenightetc What were they going to do, deliver it? thenightetc ..... Me "Young black boy" Me Alright, we're done with that. But before we end the night... thenightetc That is quite a large delta in quality. Is this the elephant thenightetc (I know you've seen this one before, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ll5y2hZdCI ) Starscreamapillar If all dogs do go to heaven, why is there a dog hell to begin with? thenightetc It doesn't get a lot of business, admittedly. Me It's full of vacuum cleaners and strangers on the lawn. thenightetc awwwww Me And that, my friends, is the note we end the night on. Starscreamapillar Very well! Thank you for hosting another bemusing movie night. Me Thank you for making it memorable, as always! thenightetc First movie--entertaining. Second movie--entertaining in a different way. Thanks for hosing! Me Always a pleasure! Good night! Starscreamapillar Good night. thenightetc Good night!

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