#Gale is exploding
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Truly I think the most likely end to Ascended Astarion's run as vampire lord in Baldur's Gate is like, half a decade of playing politics, two or three assination attempts, a break down at five am, and then burning down Cazador's castle and skipping town.
Also I think that would be good for him.
In any time line I think a little road trip to self reflect and vibe would be good for him.
#astarion#im thinking about the crimelord au for him and Dirk#might just wrap like#might just wrap all my bad time line AU's into one.#Karlach and Wyll aren't making it past the grove#Gale is exploding#Dirk and Astarion are staging an act one coup and doing it badly and making awful choices#Shadowheart is fine#There's no world where Dirk care's enough to make her Kill the Nightsong#I dunno#maybe we'll just hand her over to Viconia#I feel like Dirk not being a rat is a core trait#Mol is also surviving#I know she shouldn't#but if she can make deal in act 2 she can do it in act one#And I want a constant reminder of what a shitty garbage thing raiding the grove was lurking around plotting against these fucks#this ten year old is out for blood
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The same but also not
#He needs another orb to ponder#The normal wizard kind#That won’t make him explode#my art#digital art#fan art#gale bg3#gale dekarios#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#gale of waterdeep
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#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3edit#gamingedit#*#trips and falls down the stairs and explodes when i hit the bottom step
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The Life Cycle of A Star
#my art#digital art#procreate#bg3#gale dekarios#astarion#astarion ancunin#gale of waterdeep#bloodweave#galestarion#comic#I am hoping and praying that this makes sense to everyone else#I’m basically just relating Gale to the life cycle of a star#like from baby gale to now gale#and Astarion is just happy he ain’t dead and exploded#okay bye now#PLEASE DONT SCHOOL ME ON STARS BTW I DID LIKE#30 MIN OF RESEARCH OKAY#MOST OF THIS IS FROM MY MIDDLE SCHOOL BRAIN SPEAKING TO ME#but tell me fun star facts and I’ll go :) !
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Mystra is so fucking mid like im sorry but you see Shar and shes the size of a mountain beautiful woman made of obsidian and absolutely terrifying.
The statue of Umberlee in the Water Queen’s House is badass and Mystra looks like the living embodiment of bedazzled jeans
Like yah maybe its bc its easier to take a human lover but Gale is an absolute Freak dont tell me he wouldn’t be into an 80ft tall woman
#also if sh was Big and Cool and Godlike its would help emphasize gales insecurities about being Small and Mortal#also her glitter lipgloss from claires ass the exploded my computer so the beef is personal now#midnigt speaks#bg3#bg3 spoilers#?????
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Treated myself to a Cameo from the fantastic Tim Downie, looking for a little pick me up from Gale.
Asked him how Gale would react to Miri not knowing how to read. And his response is the absolute sweetest.
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#galemance#gale x tav#primalweave#oc: miri#cameo#tim downie#highly recommend#he's the absolute sweetest#and his improv skills are extraordinary#🥺🥺🥺#hearing Gale say “Miri” made my heart explode
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multiclassed!
#beast master • bard • artificer • druid • monk • fighter#only missing sorcerer and paladin but my tav has it covered (explodes with every spell)#everyone gets a stat change except for astarion simply because I believe the whole ‘lying to save my life’ thing he has#would extend to his role#someone that cagey wouldn’t just go ‘yeah I’m a thief/assassin’#… and maybe also I wanted him to have vicious mockery#level 20 multiclass mod my beloved#(the only way I actually experience half of these classes)#bg3 wyll#bg3 astarion#bg3 gale#bg3 shadowheart#bg3 lae'zel#bg3 karlach#baldur’s gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#gale dekarios#shadowheart#lae’zel of crèche k’liir#karlach cliffgate#my art#FINALLY OVER MY SKYRIM PHASE (as if I’m not going to be neck deep in it again after 2 months) YIPPEE!!!!
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“What fools these mortals be.”
#Gale being a badass wizard never gets old#Don’t worry this is NOT him sacrificing himself!#(We don’t do that in this house)#…I do however push my PS5 to the point of exploding/overheating via photo mode 🔥#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#baldur's gate 3#bg3 photomode#virtual photography
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discussion: would gale accept only getting a few decades with his partner because he’s a squishy human OR would he go the lich route a la barry bluejeans
#ramble#bg3#gale dekarios#today i realised that gale would only get 40-60 years with cyra and she’d have centuries without him and i got sad#i’m v curious what everyone else thinks???#bc on one hand he was very willing to just explode but that was probably a guilt thing?#but also i feel like. he wants to do more stuff#maybe i’m just not over barold j. bluejeans turning himself into the essence of his magic to be with his elf wife forever idk#if i had a nickel for every time i became deranged over a human wizard with a rabid elf wife with red hair#i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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NSFW patreon?
I have tons of BG3 sketches I wanna share but without risking VAs will see it. Still tasteful, pinup stuff, mostly full colors. Just few dollars to acces everything, WDYT ? :)
#baldurs gate 3#raphael bg3#enver gortash#gortash#gale bg3#gale of waterdeep#halsin#bg3#need use the power of hornyness or i'll explode
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Moment I'm obsessing over today:
This response when you ask Gale "What does our relationship mean to you?"
You must know, our relationship is the brightest spot in our otherwise bleak endeavour. To know you love me for the man I am, and not the magic I command... None have loved me so purely before. You are everything to me, and yet our relationship is only a nascent fraction of what it will become. You give me hope, and I've not had that in some time.
Breathtakingly romantic, a little heartbreaking, and full of warmth and hope. It gets me every single time
And his expressions!! From puppy eyes to that sweet smile to warm certainty... I love him so so so much 🥺
#gale dekarios#screenshots#diaglogue#the ''you must know'' always puts me in mind of that pride & prejudice scene. ''you must know. surly you must know'' y'all know the one#also the player character's face when he says ''none have loved me so purely before'' is perfect like yes that is *incredibly* sad#i don't even really have any extra commentary on this i was just playing the scene again and my heart felt like it was about to explode#so i had to come on here and scream about it a bit lol
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im having. fun. my guys name is mice because hes a distant cousin of my teso turned original purple guy named rat
#killed astarion and then made him come back because someone has to pick locks#and he immediately begged me to eat his pussy. im killing him again#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#karlach#lae'zel#minthara#art tag#contemplating exploding gale as well.
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mon amour, danse et danse, on se tourne autour
#song lyrics are from et si c’etait nous deux#the song is Them is really is#wyllstarion#Baldur’s gate 3#bg3#wyll#astarion#I’m just really feeling wyllstarion tonight#tho I prefer gale astarion wyllstarion is so……#it’s so#it makes me crazy#the lines I used are something like my love dance and dance we turn around#there’s a part of the song that’s like#I would like to touch your lips to mine but as soon as we touch it ends#even if there is an end to ‘I love you’ tell me it’s worth it#tell me why are you dancing#tell me that I dance for you#even if this game is dangerous we could win it with two#it makes me wanna explode things with my mind#also yeah sorry didn’t draw him w the horns#on purpose since I’ve gotten to the party several times without him having them yet#but also I just. didn’t wanna draw them. lol
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i think that gale would be bad at dating in a modern au not because he's a bad partner or has no rizz but just because situationships and talking stages and "you took ten minutes to reply so i'm gonna take twenty minutes" kind of mind games all make him want to kill himself. so he just yearns and aches all on his lonesome writing notes app poetry about a lover he hasn't met yet while waiting for someone more like him to drop out of the sky.
i also think that, given the stories he tells the player, that he was a fucking disaster floozy in his youth. mr you're not my first and i assure you i do fuck + everyone wanted my hand + my munch game crazy + one can't always be a gentleman + i have a million stories where realistically i should not have fucking survived but i did bc i'm #different + 10 step beauty routine and certified spa goer + if i wanted something, i went and got it + reads smut/sex books, was a certified hot girl. and now he's a divorced malewife suffering from third degree yearns. this is real and true
#you may think im joking but when you Listen to him.............. that man has lived a crazy ass life! fuck u mean u did all that gale!!!!#and now he talks about how he needs his beauty sleep and if he thinks about you so much as rubbing his tummy he'll literally explode .#oh how the mighty hoes have fallen......#gale#gale dekarios
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I really thought he was gonna do it.
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im supposed to be writing my thesis, but now all i can think about it poor gale, muzzled and tied up with a collar around his neck. cant cast spells, cant do much of anything except look up at you with his big brown baby cow eyes. do you think he'd lean his head against your hand if you gave him a scratch behind his ears, or would he try and nip through the metal bars?
#the tomes#my peanits exploded in a category 5 gale incident#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#bg3 gale headcanons#bg3 gale smut#bg3 nsft#bg3 smut
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