Fuck this is GOLD the whole dancing sequence of the skeletons of dead boys detectives I didn't know this existed
Btw I saw it on twitter where it also explains the details from the opening credits https://x.com/Bowtiedino/status/1796971544545038682?t=GtscLrWq6-_J-xlINf6vrA&s=19
For the first time I'm disappointed I'm never getting married, because there's an allegedly haunted winery nearby that has a skeleton named George there and if you get married on the premises you can give George some flowers for good luck. I want a skeleton in my wedding party.
Alien: I still do not understand this holiday, but there seems to be a lot of hype around this month. Why?
Me: Because it is a SPOOKY MONTH DUDE!! IT'S THE TIME FOR BEING SPOOKY!! IT'S THE TIME FOR PARTIES!! AND IT'S ESPECIALLY THE TIME WHERE THE HOME DEPOT 12FT TALL SKELETONS COME IN!!!
A: Still, what does this have to do with the month?
Me: Well, spooky month is for being spooky, people can do stupid shit on halloween like ouija boards or summon an elder god. And sometimes it’s the perfect time for love. And it’s also the perfect time for costumes, heck you’re normal form can be considered a costume to a lot of people!
A: So what you are trying to say is that it’s a time for a multitude of things to happen, and it is also a pass on my behalf to go outside without fear of an agent hunting me?
Me: Yup, and it’s also the time for candy!
A: Nice, but on halloween you are staying with me. I need to research if there’s any bad parts of it.
Me: Well, there’s only one downside to halloween, and that is that people sometimes can be a bit stupid at parties, like with the ouija board I mentioned earlier.
A: Please don’t be stupid with that board
Me: Alright, and I know that I wouldn’t mess with those things cause my family hates them including me! Also please don’t steal my candy!
A: I won't
Alien, thinking: I definitely will steal a few pieces, she won’t notice…
Leo: I literally cannot recommend "Pay Unto Evil" by @lord_squiggletits (megatrons_mouth_laser) enough. Its basic premise is that 2005 IDW's Autobots get swapped with Shattered Glass Autobots, and it follows the fallout and consequences of that in each universe, with focus on both Optimuses and Megatrons. It's the most moving story of grief, love, restorative justice, redemption, and mental health struggles I've ever read.
Noel: Truly I recommend literally anything by @lord_squiggletits (megatrons_mouth_laser), as well as @megatron-fucks (metaphor_enjoyer).
🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings
Leo: Can it be a platonic pairing/brotp? If so, then I have a headcanon that, in Earthspark, Dot Malto and Megatron love to go on "bro-cations" together where they goof off, gossip, and de-stress from their lives.
Noel: MegOP has completely taken over my brain so I'll state my headcanon that, in multiple universes, such as Prime, Cyberverse, and Earthspark, they were partway through their conjunx ritus when Megatron started the war, forcing Orion/Optimus to leave him. But that's sad so have a post-war peacetime husbands headcanon that Optimus snores like a revving Peterbilt when he sleeps and Megatron can't recharge right without it. He also purrs when Megatron big spoons.