#Go my boy commit a crime

[veearrifarrariboom]

Remember how Doey said that if they didn’t work they’d be stuck in the prison yard and the guards would go, “We only got food for one of ya this week” “Which of you will it be?”

Well comes the Hour of Joy, how funny would it be to reverse the roles :3

Also I personally believe that Doey would be a menace during the Hour of Joy…like all we gotta do is kill the people that hurt us and we’re free??? HECK YEAH!!! (Might draw more of this)

[beecass]

thinking about how mac's relationship with catholicism has more to do with his relationship with his parents than anything. not to say that he sees himself as jesus christ but he is the only child to an abusive neglective father and an equal neglective mother that does not care about him. he has to carry the cross of not being loved every single day, he feels abandoned. and there he is, in school, a catholic school, that probably made them read the bible as homework, and mac is listening to them talk about families, and the love that god has for mankind and the love he had for jesus, and how mary was a loving kind woman.

and mac reads, in the same bible that talks about family, a mother and a father, he reads about how sins will destroy you, how a man loving another man is wrong. so he thinks about becoming a priest because he is scared he might end up in hell. and his small little brain gathers all that information and creates a safe illusion for him to charish. his desire to be loved the same way jesus was loved is so big he needs to trick himself into thinking that he is already loved that way even if he doesn't feel it.

he was so neglected by his father and mother the only thing left for him that resembled the most with parent love was God and Mary. and with that, of course he couldn't come out for years, in his mind he would still be disapointing his parents.

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

[hplonesomeart]

SMG4 fandom how are we feeling about the carnival coming up. I’m scared and going to scream :))

Plain sketch version without the grey background blend btw wahooo

[mikolovesracing]

[madcoincidence]

If anyone has any drawing suggestions for 'a doodle a day', please feel free to drop them in my asks.

[m0rninglatte]

Get your translators out and buckle up because the Cathedral AU fic is here (well the start of it at least)! >:3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64322824

[skitskatdacat63]

“Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?”(Monaco 2010-2013)

[sciderman]

Speaking of music blasphemy, I saw a tiktok a while ago asking what everyone’s most hated song was and so many people said Kokomo?!!??

literally who the fuck are these people

[hana-bobo-finch]

a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces

[book-of-legends]

[Response to this reply from @ask-team-misfit]

The Meowstic seemed to stare in confusion momentarily as he attempted to process all of the information Lief was saying. When he finally did, one thing stood out from the rest.

"Um. I'm... not sure what you mean by that. I don't understand how spice tolerance is related… Is this some kind of new-age informal language?" Sirius seemed extremely confused at this.

"I really don't get out that much, Is 'spicy' a common slang term Pokemon use now? ...Maybe I need to catch up with the outside world more..." It appears being stuck in his office constantly was starting to take a toll on his knowledge of current trends.

"But to answer your questions... You're actually the, um. Third or fourth intruder? I've lost count already, it's all quite stressful I just got back from a job a few hours ago." He sighed before, thinking over Lief's other questions, they were good but a little hard to explain in one go.

"I'm sorry but I think you might be mistaken, we do not fabricate the U-gates. We can make parts to repair them, yes. But it's virtually impossible to make a deity U-gate. Every time a U-gate attempt has been made by us mortals, they're limited to in-universe travel only. The U-gates I specialize in fixing are made from god magic, they're a type of Hoopa ring. Mortal-made U-gates are under an entirely different subject." "Asking me to explain those is like trying to ask someone who raises Magikarp to tell you how to take care of a Feebas. They're both fish but they have completely different needs."

"Shutting down a gate is... a complicated subject. I could go into the process of how a gate is 'closed off' but I fear we may be here for a while if I do. I will try my best to sum it up, however." "If we're discontinuing the use of a U-gate we're required to assess why, report back to Earendel and if we're able to, contact the Keeper to discuss the matter further. A common reason U-gates are discontinued is because they're located in either feral universes, extremely dangerous ones or the U-gate is just completely broken." "At that point, it's a matter of removing the core safely, dismantling it and bringing it to Lunala for disposal. After that, we ban or remove the universe from our star maps."

"And yes, we can control the gates. That is what the Keepers are for, they help everyday travellers operate the U-gates and be sent on their merry way to whatever universe they'd like." "We keep star maps updated so Keepers can do their jobs. I hope that satisfied your curiosity!" He gave a smile before nodding. "If you have any more questions I'm happy to get into it further."

[oblako]

fun fact: simhan is the main organizer of the 'nol is going to jail' party 😭💀

[danhumphreydefensesquad]

I could write essays about the sex crimes committed against Dan Humphrey.

[ll-underestimated-ll]

time for bastard doodles

[cuephrase]

looks at my tags on an old post

laughs nervously

i did not create a reading order. i did hit a reading slump. guess what my plan is to read more comics this year? make a reading order :wheeze:

[notesofarichlycolorednight]

funny leverage au tho, the leverage team steal that painting easy peasy (as easy peasy as things usually go for them anyway) while twilight and nightfall fight for their lives in the underground tennis tournament