#Go read my shit 🙏🙏🙏

[a-kinda-boring-writer]

🟧🟨⬜️🟦🟪Hey, there!🟧🟨⬜️🟦🟪

I'm not pro-ship nor anti or whatever. Both sides sound very silly to me. I frankly care very little about any of that discourse. May throw out some takes for shit and giggles, but I won't debate people on anything related to that. I just don't care enough. I'm only here for the funnies.

I can be a bit of a negative-nancy sometimes? So, like, expect me to have very critical takes about stuff on occasions. Oh and I'm a bit trigger happy when it comes to blocking. Just so you know <3.

Anyways... look at this cat! :D Not fully sure what to do with her character yet, but isn't she precious :3 (ignore what she has on her mouth 😉 don't worry about it 🙌)

(This is a commission I got from Sparklehounds. Go check her out!)

Also, I'm an adult (You should probably be one too if you're planning to keep reading any further 👇👇👇).

I write fanfics sometimes.

📖🐈Warrior cats fics!🐈📖

Rated between T-ish to M. Editing and spell-checking are against my religion lmao. And I think mildly suggestive humor is hilarious, so you'll find plenty of that in there, but no outright smut. They're still kinda boring, tho. And unnecessarily long. On the flip-side, there are lots of gay kitties in them too.

So... yeah. You'll find them here, if you wanna check them out, for whatever reason. Mind the tags, tho. PLEASE mind the tags.

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Getting into specifics, my main thing is a Power of Three in RiverClan AU/Rewrite. This includes:

-the Three being Feathertail/Crowfether kits, raised in RiverClan (duh) -Med cat Hollyleaf, Warrior Jayfeather, and Lionblaze... well, he's there too, doing his best. -a bunch of headcanons (both personal and popular fandom stuff) -community jokes taken seriously (exactly what it says on the tin) -complete lack of interest in making a "better" arc than the original, just the desire to have fun and explore whatever theme is in my head at the time. -actually, I kinda take the canon and make it worse tbh.

Here is the link to the series. Again, please, mind the tags. It gets heavy at times.

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Some one-shots I've written:

-And tender was the flesh: Hollyleaf being a cryptid and also a cannibal, but Cinderheart is into that. -Vamos a punguearle a esta vida amarreta un ramo de sueños: An AU of the RiverAU, in which Jayfeather and Pouncetail get their happily ever after. -Mercy is ruthlessness upon ourselves: Stonefur x Blackfoot. Sad and doomed old man yaoi 😔 -Heathertail's Harem: Pretty self-explanatory. The princess of WindClan gets her well-deserved harem 🙌. Not serious at all. -Why should we try to rebuild our broken bridge, if all we have is rotten wood?: This one is hard to explain. The jest of it is that Holly and Squilf try to reconnect after the former returns from the tunnels, but their relationship soon turns quite unhealthy. What I mean is Squilf x Holly. Sorry 😔😔😔.

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Also participating on the Year of the OTP 2025. I'm writing 12 one-shots featuring Frostdawn x Whistlebreeze! It's one per month and all of them will be here. Ratings and themes will vary substantially.

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And some WIP one-shots that I'm currently workshopping and/or working on include:

-Squirrelflight x Mothwing x Leafpool. (A soldier and a nun abandon their religion and become Farm Girls for pu-... for love, of course) -Lionblaze (PPD, yay!) -An epilogue for Ravensight (oc. He just keeps getting worse) -Mothwing x Icestar (Very old woman yuri) -Jayfeather x Kestrelflight (Bird bois deserve to be happy) -Leafstar x Firestar >>> Leafstar x Squirrelflight (bit unhealthy) -Tawnypelt x Nightcloud (fuck it) -Ivypool x Hollytuft (Complicated doesn't even begin to describe this) -There's a Ashfur Mpreg one too (that one is hard to explain...) - Something with Spottedleaf (it`s the ciiiiiircllleeee of... abuse...)

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That's all for now.

<3

[autumnblooms]

“You are…the final tether…to my humanity”

[yamsgarden]

Wow OK so… I just finished reading the 🧊🍈 short novel and I'm in denial, how good it was

I laughed so much, idk if it was intentional, but just…

I love it so much

That's all the words that I can say atm… I still need to digest how good it was

[cyber-neptune]

My day be so fine then I remember Dream's end come true and im just left there like

"Damn..."

(/pos)

[literallyjonathandavis]

*slams table* THERE IT IS "Goodbye, discipline, I knew you well (not really)" THERE IT FUCKING IS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[akkivee]

choose your fighter: ichikuu lyrics edition

[willowfoot]

Despite having not experienced the fanfic urge for some time, I am suddenly this 🤏 close to writing lonelyeyes fic because those two evil old men have planted themselves directly in my head and are NOT leaving lmao

[yaralulu]

I have been given way too much power by being able to write whatever I want.Is it good? Probably not but the fact that something dumb I thought of is right infront of me written in a slightly eloquent manner is just so cool.Like I am currently writing something and I’m having feyre attempting to reconcile with lucien and I think it’s healing my soul frfr.

[youreaclownnow]

rewatched hathaway's flash yet again, so i drew Gawman

[pastelpousay]

hades is a vile and disgusting in character (disney & mythology) and you’re no better than a proshipper for selfshipping with him </3 sorry not sorry but dont try to lump urself with us normal people when you ship yourself with a problematic character!

Nigga ur literally using anon you have no right to have an opinion 💗

“Don’t try and lump yourself in with us normal people” WHO TF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!? 💀 IF HOU HAVE TO CLAIM YOU’RE NORMAL YOU ARE NOT NORMAL 💀 PLEASE GET OF TUMBLR GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO GET A LIFE. ALSO HES LITERALLY A DISNEY CHARACTER GROW TF UP BITCH 😽💗

[brainrot-stitch]

Ough

[moonofiron]

Sweet sweet sweet children I am sorry I am so sorry you know things you shouldn't and there's no going back I wish we had done better

[cables-and-wires]

ohhh my god wait. hold on what mental illness is doing this

[max-the-hecker]

Omg and I never considered the flip side until this screenshot. 😭

finding out danny phantom fans are sick of dc/batman crossovers clogging THEIR tags is frying me idk why I never considered that. we are in the same damn boat omg

[lostandbackagain]

when you're getting into a new genre it's completely fine that you gravitate towards the wider-appeal artists first. nothing wrong with starting with the cure. it can be hard to get into nct or gidle without taking a rest at blackpink or newjeans

[anotherpapercut]

no but like literally! imo doing this every once in a while is fine! everybody has days when they just can't do shit. everybody has shit come up sometimes. I get that for sure, you're allowed to change your mind. but if you're consistently ignoring/cancelling plans last minute that you are supposed to be a part of because you just don't feel like it, you are being disrespectful of other people's time! if you don't want to make plans because you don't know how you'll feel when it comes time, then tell people up front that you cant make solid plans with them. learn how to communicate your needs and limitations instead of wasting everybody else's time

the thing that no one ever tells you about making plans with other people as an adult is that while it's difficult to coordinate schedules, 90% of the headache comes from other people just not fucking responding or ignoring plans that have already been made