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projectpandora · 13 days ago

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PANDORA DIRECTIVE MEMORANDUM CLASSIFIED — INTERNAL DISTRIBUTION ONLY to : ALL AUTHORIZED OPERATIVES from : OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR subject : REBUILDING ATLANTIS + CZERNOBOG CLEAN-UP

good morning, agents ! reconstruction efforts continue to commence in atlantis, with our heavy - duty android workforce mobilized with clearing wreckage, stabilizing collapsed corridors, and reestablishing critical power lines. however, their numbers are currently limited. agents without current mission assignments are expected to assist. structural damages that need to be repaired include : > structural attrition on levels 01 to 02. > partial collapse of the corridor toward the gifted serum and cloning laboratory. > total loss of six exit corridors and 37% of ventilation systems. > entry into the command centre is currently unavailable due to compromise to its structural integrity. sloth agents and support staff will work in the war room for the meantime. > the library of alexandria is temporarily out of service and 45% of our archives have been destroyed. > partial loss of energy routing on levels 04 to 07. electricity is available but beware of disturbances and blackouts. > server systems and databases are currently only partially operational, however, our security and surveillance system are 100% functional. > our life model decoys have reduced numbers due to technopathic compromise by a czernobog agent. > destruction of various operative apartments and compromise of habitation utilities. [ agents with affected residence are suggested to find another undamaged residence to temporarily settle into while renovations commence. ] nonetheless, despite the deaths of velezlav zherdev and alexei dragunov, this is not a return to peacetime. not yet. czernobog's presence has not been fully eradicated— with an elusive third and final general still under investigation, offshoot sectors rising to grab at power in the absence of zherdev and dragunov, and other threats still active. in the following days, agents from all divisions will be requestions for clean - up missions : classified retrieval, assassination, and purge assignments targeting remnants of czernobog. please check out the MISSION BOARD in your halo tablets for more information into the upcoming operations and which you would like to volunteer for. particular missions that may need more personnel are as follows : > operation daddy issues. > operation foot traffic. > operation babooshka doll. > and more ...

MORE INFORMATION UNDER THE CUT.

OOC INFORMATION.

welcome to a new chapter, agents ! as you can see, this is more straightforward. we will simply take this chapter for agents to rebuild atlantis and participate in the small missions that they can sign-up for in our mission board. think of it similarly with our respite chapter : this is about reestablishing connections and forming new bonds in the aftermath of the last book. so feel free to use all these plots as starting points for creating new storylines and such for your muses. think of your muses' growth and how the events so far have changed them, for better or worse. now's the time to make themselves known and immersed in the world, and only you can do that for them ! there is also a task now available to be done, and while it isn't mandatory, we highly suggest at least thinking about it as it will play an important part in the story later on ! please like this so we know you've read it. happy roleplaying !

#pandora.plot #pandora.lore

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aita-blorbos · 7 months ago

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AITA for giving myself a better life?

So I, (F32) am an android clone of this one woman that lived decades ago (im from the distant future). I don't know exactly what purpose the corporation that created me wanted me to have, but whatever that was I said 'fuck THAT', and escaped. I ended up going back in time to when the original version of me was still alive. Well, not for long.

You see, from the memories I have of her life, I could tell she was a sad loser that didn't do much with her life besides smoking weed and backpacking. She was CLEARLY wasting a life that *I* could have been having all this time. So I decided to kill her by driving the bus she was in off a cliff. I took all her belongings and went back to our hometown. I got a job, met this really cute guy (M32) while working there, and we ended up getting together and becoming married <3333

Here's where the problems start. Turns out, my og self actually SURVIVED the crash, and had recently come back to our hometown as well. She apparently ran into my husband and called him a pervert, so I grabbed a knife and tried to actually finish the job this time.

I tried to kill her when I saw her at this bar I love going to, only to end up accidentally killing some random guy instead, causing me to have to kill EVERYONE there so no one snitches. My og self apparently dragged my husband to this place too, and then proceeded to escape with him. They went to a cheapass inn where I found her having the fucking gall to try and sleep with him. Fortunately he was loyal to me and refused, so I revealed myself there. We fought again but then my knife was now in my husband's hands. He had a choice: Kill me, or kill her. He obviously made the right choice.

We're currently just finishing throwing away her body and talking about our pasts. Turns out he's actually a clone and killed his original self a while ago (hot). Thinking about giving him a sexy surprise after the day we've had ;)

Oh yeah, I guess that's the end of the story. I don't actually care if people think I'm fucking crazy for doing all of this because I know I did the right thing.

AITA?

#aita #am i the asshole #unreality

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prettyflyshyguy · 6 months ago

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I regret to inform you all I've written three pages of Project Shadow Stuff(tm) and although I will probably never make the full comic, I feel deeply fullfilled in writing down all the ideas I had for this AU in a hopefully share-able format. It was mostly a slightly tweaked re-telling of SA2, but I'm excited to talk more and draw more of the post-game stuff and how that might be different in the AU setting

Sonic heroes - clones or cyborgs or android copies? Him struggling with amnesia and confusion again? journey of self discovery with your weird friend and her weirder robot friend

Shadow the hedgehog - no Black Doom, or maybe aliens do invade but they try and leverage Shadow to join them on the basis of "well you never fit in before, why not join us instead of helping those that hurt you?"

Sonic 06 - why the fuck not it'd be funny Silver would fucking FREAK OUT at the sight of him

A lot of the AU is the same, but sliiiiightly different. I'll be writing out a bunch of character notes. A lot of the differences revolve around Shadow just being more of an enigma and a freak (sonic literally grabs his tail during one of their encounters, right as he chaos controll teleports, this results in Sonic falling back holding a flopping, twitching freaky disembodied tail. Like when a gecko drops theirs. He hands it to Tails later in the hopes he can just. Do something with it lmao)

It's also a whole lot of double feelings of disconnection and alienation. Not only is this guy over 50 years old, dealing with deeply mixed and convoluted feelings about being a living weapon AND someone who was used and manipulated by mind control and false memories and other headfucky stuff

He's also completely unique, not actually a Hedgehog, and is seen as a freak on multiple levels (or he at least see's himself as such)

#Hey Shy is there a Theme running in a lot of what you enjoy in media #about characters who are troubled #maybe isolated and detatched #perhaps they feel like a freak or they are definitively one #and some people around them are genuinely nice and care for them #but its hard and complicated #who me???? nahhhhh #shy talks #not art #Project Shadow AU #I'm yanking you all down with me into Sonic Hell

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hwasfeatherduster · 8 months ago

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Matz/SeongJoong fics that just intrigued me.

These fics were just a quick good time.

Hongjoong buys android Seonghwa to clean his house, only to find out he can download other kinds of commands.

Park Seonghwa leads a group of future priests in learning the ways of God's grace at East Horizon's Abbey.

Life there is calm, until a crew of pirates claim sanctuary behind their walls.

They're rough, unruly, and festering with sin, especially their leader, Kim Hongjoong.

Seonghwa is hoping that the church will be a good influence on him. Hongjoong hopes that he can be the exact opposite for Seonghwa.

Hongjoong has been in a relationship with his girlfriend, Seonghwa for almost a year yet he never knows that she has a twin.

Seonghwa explores and questions his sexuality while enjoying a weekly bonding session with his roommate Hongjoong.

Hongjoong should have known Wooyoung was up to no good when he laughed as he leaned over to grab the discarded present Seonghwa had thrown to the ground with a blush on his face, opening the box to proudly show everyone the gift he had given their eldest friend for his birthday.

A dildo.

A hot pink dildo.

An extremely familiar-looking hot pink dildo.

Hongjoong blinked a few times, heart going wild inside his chest when he realized exactly why it looked so familiar.

It was HIS dick.

The one he had drunkenly cloned into a 3D silicone replica at 3AM and then had shamefully hidden away to be forgotten the day after.

#ateez #park seonghwa #kim hong joong #matz #matz fan fic #matz fan fiction #ateez matz #seonghwa #kim hongjoong #ateez hongjoong #hongjoong #hong joong #hfdlib #hongjoong ateez #seongjoong fan fiction #ateez seonghwa #seongjoong #seonghwa ateez #matz smut

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phantoms-lair · 1 year ago

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Batman Exalted Triple Event Part 3 (Final Part)

If Jason was smart, he would have plopped into bed and dealt with everything tomorrow. Instead as soon as he'd shooed everyone out he'd beelined for a mirror and took in his new appearance.

It was shocking how much his new face both looked like him and nothing like him at the same time. His clay/porcelain 'skin' (visible between the almost unnaturally black metal pieces) was too grey, making it look bloodless and pale. The white streak in his 'hair' was gone, with said hair being made of monofilament black wires. and in the middle of his forehead was a red gem that he now knew was the physical manifestation of his soul.

And if he had to be honest he was very uncomfortable with his soul being on display, but it wasn't like there was much he could do about it. Not to mention it was on a long laundry list of other things he was uncomfortable with.

But the shape of his face...it was his. It was the same shape it had been since he's crawled out of the pit. The same bend of his nose, same cheekbones, even his same eyes. And the wires moved just like his hair had. If he looked at his hands he'd assume he was just wearing armored gloves, except he could feel through them. He was so alien and so himself it was vertigo inducing.

He could feel too. He'd felt the wind Dick had brought with him, both the storm blast and more gentle caress it had become. It felt important, even if his didn't know why. In the time after his second resurrection he's already had a cup of other worldly tea he'd being able to taste and consume and a hug from Bruce (and shouldn't that have been the biggest shock of them all).

But it was the feeling of the wind Hurricane Dick had brought with him that stuck in his mind. Maybe it had been because he was in too much shock when he'd drunk the tea, or that the hugs had been big things. But wind felt like it should be much more delicate. And he'd still felt it. Even thought his new body was clay and metal, he could still feel the wind across his skin. It was grounding, in a way. He wasn't a robot the way Cyborg was. His body was artificial, but still felt alive.

Fuck. How was he supposed to talk to his crew looking like this. Sure his helmet would hide his face, but his inner circle would at least be suspicious if he never took it off when they knew what he looked like. Especially if he was suddenly sporting a new metal armored look in place of his usual jacket and black bodysuit. How could he convince them he was him and not some android clone thing...?

He felt magic, almost like when he summoned the All Blades, but it seemed to originate from within him rather than something he was grasping for. He barely had enough time to glance back into the mirror before he saw the magic wash over him and he was himself again. Fully human, white streak and all.

What. The. Fuck?

He ran his hand over his forehead, trying to feel his soulgem through the illusion. Nothing. Was this shapeshifting, like Replacement did? And Illusion that was meant to trick his own mind?

You know what? He didn't care. He wasn't getting back to sleep anytime soon, so might as well catch some fresh air.

With his signature helmet on his head he was soon he was on his bike roaring down the streets of Gotham. Now that he'd felt the magic, his magic, activate, he could feel it inside of him. So he knew he hadn't simply gone back to 'normal'. Life was rarely so convenient anyways.

His musings were cut short when he saw a hand grab someone out of the corner of his eye. He slammed on the brakes and was off the bike in the time of a single breath. And apparently either this illusion was really good if not a shapeshift because he could hear blood he didn't currently have pounding in his ears when he saw who had grabbed scrawny kid into an alleyway.

Professor Pyg.

There was a van parked there and he could see more people bound in the back. Eyes terrified as they stared at the Dollotrons and knew that was what Pyg wanted to turn them into.

He snapped back to the present at the sound of Pyg's nose breaking through his mask, not even realizing he'd punched him until after it had happened.

"Run," Hood ordered the kid, and couldn't help a bit of pride as the kid glanced to the van instead of fleeing immediately. "I got them. Go."

Dollotrons were usually hard opponents. They felt little to no pain and being nearly mildness meant they couldn't be talked down or intimidated. Except apparently they could.

Jason could see the fear in their body language. Hesitant steps back as he approached. No attempts to get any closer him, despite Pyg screaming orders to grab him. The people in the van fled as he tore their restraints with his bare hands as though it were silly string.

They were at least unharmed aside from cuts and bruised from their apprehension. If Ketchup hadn't tried to erase him tonight, he'd likely still have been asleep. He'd never had known until it was too late to save most if any of them.

Realizing his Dollotrons weren't obeying, Pyg decided to try the direct approach. Jason didn't know if his new body was cleaver proof, but he didn't have to find out as the mad surgeon tripped and landed face first on the pavement, his ankle at a weird angle and his cleaver clanging off to the side.

Jason kicked the cleaver away and then realized what had happened was the pavement had grabbed Pyg's foot and was still holding on.

"He grabbed the others while we were out of town" He heard B's voice over the coms. "That's why I didn't know until he'd grabbed the last victim. I'm making sure the people you saved get away safely, as well as getting any treatment they need."

Getting pulled into Creation must have messed with Bruce's Gotham-sense a little. But he couldn't deny something eased in his chest at the knowledge that Bruce was aware of things happening to the people of Crime Alley and could intervene, even remotely.

"No!" Pyg bemoaned. "I was going to make them perfect! You've ruined their chance to be more than they were."

Jason saw red (at least it wasn't green?) and could feel his power thrumming inside him. The man, this thing, in front of him had come here to steal and torture Jason's people and thought he was doing them a favor. Almost as a reflex he aimed his arm to point at the man before him and felt his magic running through his arm and focusing on his palm.

This ended now. He'd didn't care what Bruce said He cared so much, Men like this could never be allowed to hurt anyone else ever again. He had to protect them. No one else would become a Dolloton ever again. But Bruce had to know what Jason was doing and hadn't stopped him. Was this permission, or did he actually trust him. Jason yanked his arm away, a soft glow in his palm the only warning before a bolt of red and black light burst out and hit the van, exploding it with more force than should have been possible.

Hooooooly Shit Jason and Pyg stared at the carnage, while the Dollotrons just stood there. Then Jason turned back to Pyg, helmet hiding his grin, He wasn't going to kill Pyg. Not at this time with his family's love so fresh in his mind. B's grief about his almost death so palpable. But he was more than Jason Todd. He was Red Hood. And Red Hood wasn't nice.

Pyg squealed like, well, like what unread philistines thought he was named after, struggling to back away, but still stuck in the road. His Dad was still holding him down and somehow that warned Jason's heart.

"I'm not going to kill you." He informed Pyg. "No matter how much you deserve it. But I know how much of a revolving door Arkham is, and I'm not letting you get another chance to hurt anyone else ever again. Almost gently he took Pyg's hands in his own. And squeezed.

Pyg howled in pain as Jason shattered every bone in both hands. It wasn't lethal, and he might regain some use in his hand with a lot of time and physical therapy. But they'd never again be able to perform the delicate surgical work that was the lobotomies needed to turn a person into a Dolltron.

There would never be another Scarlet.

His vision blurred and he was only brought back to reality by the thunk of Pyg head slamming into the concrete, rendering the madman unconscious. Holes torn in the mask where Hood's fingers had ripped through.

"You know what? What was I ever worried about?" Jason laughed almost hysterically. "Zombie? Android? No matter what I am, I'm less of a monster than you. The Red Hood is new and improved and if anyone wants to hurt the my people they gotta go through me."

He flung his head up and screamed at the sky. "You hear that you bastard! You hurt my family and I'm the one coming to collect. You gave it your best shot and now I'm coming for you Ketchup Carjack!"

#Ghost Writing #Batman #Exalted #Yes I gave you an Essence Pulse Cannon Jason #You're welcome #Fun fact: I originally went with Professor Pyg because I wanted a completely human rogue that wasn't as personal as Black Mask.#And then while doing some research as I wrote I found out Hood had had a sidekick who was a failed attempt at making a dollotron and oops #MORE Personal

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sketchfanda · 4 months ago

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Relieving the Ho-kage

“Honestly, I’m really happy you decided to stick around. I would have been really bored otherwise.” Lady Tsunade - the Fifth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf - was expressing her appreciation to Krillin. Such high praise was not even bestowed upon Sakura, perhaps even Shizune too. It seemed the former monk managed to strike a sensual nerve with the blonde Sannin.Her elegant hands reach beneath her breasts, giving each mound of soft supple flesh a lift before allowing them to fall back into place. This time, however, the areola surrounding her nipples can be seen more clearly. Like the dawn of a new day, the brighter flesh is all the more inviting.

"Uhm,sure no problem ma'am,happy to oblige..." the visiting satan city police officer quipped humbly,doing his best not to sate at and ogle those stunning tits. How she kept them contained in that kimono was beyond him. Doing his best to resist his libido.Part of him wondered how much of his current perspiration was due to the heat and how much was due to his nerves straining as he asserted his will power as best he could. Seriously what was it about being around his type of women? Aliens,androids,blondes etcetera and they always tended to be bombshell stunners. He should've known this whole set up just seemed like something his wife would set up knowing the temptation would drive him wild. “So much paperwork; approving Genin, Chunin, and Jonin promotions, regulating trade with outside nations and villages, and not to mention keeping the Anbu satisfied with new S-ranked missions,” her words, though likely foreign to his ears, are still understood by the shortstack z fighter. Perhaps it was the tint of passion she coated them with that kept him listening? Whatever the reason, his ears were hellbent on listening while his eyes struggled to blink a healthy amount.Not that anyone would blame him; being so up front and personal with the Fifth Hokage’s chest was a treat bestowed upon no one- sparing, of course, her own shadow clones. "Yeah don't I know it..." Thhe former monk responded,indeed often times when he wasn't out stopping crime and keeping people safe,he often found himself at his desk having to sign so many forms and fill out so many damn reports. All that bureaucratic red tape and what not,it was least offset by coming home to his family. Especially when 18 was was in the mood for some "quality time". Eventually she looks to Krillin's brow, taking note of the obvious perspiration rolling down his temples and cheeks.

“Sorry, is it too warm in here? I had told Shizune to hire someone to repair the air conditioning in this office, but it seems they’ve yet to arrive… but if it’s any consolation, I’m pretty sweaty myself.” Her own gaze following his, the both of them admiring her supple breasts; each coated in just the right amount of sweat to give them an elegant shine. “But, knowing you, I imagine you like them how they are right now. Alluring, begging for someone to grab at them.” Her teasing words continue, as she flexes her palms and cracks her knuckles. Before the compact cop satan city ambassador knew it of course,the veteran bombshell kunoichi suddenly grabbed the hem of her kimono and pulled it apart,causing her glorious tits to pop out. the mounds of juicy goodness bouncing and jiggling,pretty pink nips perky as the twin globes breathe freely, exposing their glistening sheen in all their naked glory right in front of his eyes but she doesn’t seem to mind. In fact, he's pretty sure he can hear her giggle with delight espcially as his jaw drops while she continues to smirk with eyes of want. "Ms.Tsunade what are you doing!?" The shortstack figher blurted out of shock. Eyes wide and glued to those mighty mounds of booabge.The elite kunoichi bombshell seeming predatory as the minx took a tit in each hand,jiggling and bouncing them in her grasp,as if enticing him to come on right over and grab them. The twin mounds giving off a secret siren song as if pleading him to give into his desires and his most base instincts. The compact warrior couldn't help but wonder if this was a dream or one of those elaborate little kinky schemes his wife planned without him knowing. After all 18 always just loved and off on these kinds of things he wound up getting involved with when it came to other women and Tsunade more than met the criteria so to speak.

“Well? I did this for you, are you just going to ignore my gift to you?” Her words are genuine, and he can tell she wants this just as much as he does because whatever doubts or hesitations he was having always lost out to the fact he was a man with primal needs and desires and a kinky wife that always aimed to see he gave into and enjoyed them. And yet still, he finds himself struggling to reach outward. An inherit fear that the Fifth Hokage will stomp him six feet under keeps the shortstack fighter well-restrained, but after a wink from Tsunade, Krillin finally swallowed the thundering heart in his throat as his hands reached out to cup and squeeze her legendary mounds,sink into the plush expanse of boob fat; fingers digging into the creamy surface,almost seemingly being swallowed whole until his entire palms would have seemed to have vanished from view. His breath hitching as she’s loving every second of it. Deep throated panting gasps and moans escaping her lucious lips as the shortstack king,as many lady friends of his affectionately called him groped and massaged the meaty orbs with rising lust and arousal.Becoming more confident in himself as he soon retracted his hands to place them on the sides of her kimono. Gulping nervously as he looked up to the Hokage’s brown eyes. She nods, seemingly knowing exactly what it is he wants to do next.Smiling from ear-to-ear, Krillin took a deep breath and plunged his head into her cleavage, submerginghimself in her pillows with his hands already in place, he pressed those tits against his own chromedome head to fully envelop her breasts around his face and head as much as was possible.“Mmmm… I’ll just leave you to do as you please for awhile. Just don’t forget to come out and catch your breath, I’d hate for you to pass out on me now, not when we’ve only just begun to have fun…” The blonde purred with sensual delight as she reached hand out to cup and rub his crotch,feeling the swell and bulge of his cock as it became erect and stiff. If this was how good it would feel,seeing it in all its meaty naked glory would be a whole different story especially comapred to the pictures 18 had shared with her during their back and forth text and instant message conversations. Before she paused her musings as she pet his smooth dome,tilting his head up to look at her as she leaned in to lock lips with him.

The kunoichi and fighter gasping and moaning as they made and kissed,letting their passion and lust flow as their tongues danced in a sloppy,spitswapping game of tonsil hockey.Soon Krillin found himself sitting on the couch in the Hokage's office,with himself and Tsunade naked as the day they were born. Perspiration making their bodies glisten as he groaned,finding Tsunade assault his oak tree of a cock with an otherworldy boobjob. Her tits sandwiching and massaging his shaft with the silky muscly meaty goodness. Licking and sucking on what poked out and was exposed before that pussyhammer of a dick was soon free and now subjected to the stroke of her skilled hand as she delivered fellatio. Showing that besides her gambling habit, there was a real secret truth to her nickname as the Legendary Sucker,as she sucked and blew on that cock,Amber hazel eyes twinkling with lusty abandon as she soght to suffocate herself on deepthroating that cock before her. "Aaahn damn,I'd be lying if i said i hadn't thought about this sicne the first time i saw you and these twin milk tanks..." quipped The compact warrior stud bucking and thrust his hips,balls smacking her chin as his frame moved out of relfex in response to such an incredible blowjob. The busty hokage sporting a wicked grin at having the former monk in the palm of her erotic hands before she felt his dick twitching,her mouth and throat flooding with a sudden eruption of the flavour and force of his hot,thick white cream. Gasping as she popped her lips off to swallow what she could and breath resulting in her getting a nice face and titful of jizz. Tsunade gasping and moaning in shock,awe and delight at the intensity and output. More so to see that when he'd finished,he'd not gone limp or soft in the slightest. Seems 18 hadn't been bullshitting about his stamina and staying power,as the sannin kunoichi and the shortstack stud locked eyes with each other. The spark of lust and passion burning and growing between them once more. The chromedomed stud quipping as his smile went from dreamy to confident. "oooh don't you worry...I got plenty of gas in the tank...." What followed was a sequence of events that would seem like something right out of Jiraiya's Icha Icha books,as the hokage's office rang and filled with the sounds of skin slapping skin. Deepthroated moans and passionate grunts coming forth from Tsunade and Krillin respectively as they fucked with abandon,akin to animals in mating heat.The bombshell kunoichi on her hands and knees,tits swying and bouncing,asscheeks clapping with the jiggling and shaking of impacts as her stud's pelvis hammered away. His smooth heavy balls slapping and smacking her clit as her pussy juices splashed and rained down on the floor as Kirllin took her doggy style. Just one of many positions the pair would enact throughout the course of the day,as the sun's passage of time marked how much progress elapsed with their marathon fucking. Blue skies fading away to the orange,red and violets of the setting sun as dusk settled in, with not a single part of the office left untouched or unused. The hokage slut pinned up against the wall,arms and legs wrapped around the compact adonis as he plowed his genetic jackhammer into her welcoming pussy's sloppy embrace,to laying on her desk,head hanging off the edge as she took a deep,heavy and hard facefucking to screaming like an erotic banshee as she found herself in a full nelson hold,legs dangling in the air as he fucked her ass. To their tongues dancing in a sloppy kiss once more as she was placed ina mating press. Not once did they stop,even as the office was bathed in the shadows and dark embrace of the twilight hours and the full moonlight. Their marathon session going long into the night and then some. Tsunade wondering if they would and could set a record. Her body inside and out becoming painted with sweat and the stickiness of sex juices as her 3 holes became flooded with the virile jizz of this sex god her body was becoming addicted to. And goddamn did she love it!!

#sketchfan #sketchfanda #sketchfan85 #krillin #kuririn #krillin dragonball #dragonball krillin #dragonball #naruto #tsunade #tsunade senju

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greatwyrmgold · 1 year ago

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Cluster Trigger: Family Edition

There aren't enough fucked-up families in the Parahumans multiverse; I'll make another.

Our family members:

May, the mother. Currently single and overworked.

Soren, the big brother. Autistic, to a serious degree.

Danielle, the little sister. Also autistic, but less so, and also undiagnosed.

The patriarch of the family is out of the picture, and has been since Soren was in kindergarten and Dani in diapers. Stress from work and children built up to the point that he assaulted May, who promptly filed divorce papers.

Since May went to divorce court in a cast, the court decided that the children wouldn't be safe with their father. May was worried about whether she'd be able to take care of both kids on her own, but decided it would be worse to split the siblings apart.

The trigger event happened a decade later, the summer before Soren entered high school.

May's Day

May has had a pretty stressful decade, trying to balance Soren's needs, Dani's needs, her own needs, and so on...and there just isn't enough time in the day.

May would love to be a full-time mom, but child support payments only go so far, so she needs to go to work. There are chores to do and errands to run; Soren and Dani are old enough to handle some of those, but not many, not without supervision, which still takes time. She needs to calm the kids down when something goes wrong. She needs to make sure as few things as possible will go wrong, which is tough, because the kids' needs are often in tension. (They're both picky eaters, for one thing, but they pick different foods.) She needs to check on her dad every week, because no one else will. She needs to find enough "me time" to avoid going insane.

And of course, she needs to stop the kids from killing each other. That one is a joke...or it's supposed to be.

It's a busy afternoon, and May's in a hurry. Today, Dani starts that beach summer camp she's been looking forward to. That means May only needs to worry about Soren for a week and a half; unfortunately, she needs to go to work right after, and she can not afford to miss a shift right now.

And then disaster strikes. Not half an hour before May needs to take Dani to the camp, Soren knocks over a glass. He knows they're in a hurry, so he quickly moves to throw away the shards of glass, and cuts his hand open. He's on the ground, clutching his hand to his chest and rocking back and forth, shouting "It's fine" over and over but there's so much blood.

May knows she needs to take Soren to the ER, and tries to guess how that'll impact her schedule. Her boss had better be fine with getting to work late to take her son to the hospital, but the summer camp...May quickly puts some towels on Soren's bloody hand and warns Dani that she might have to miss the first day of camp.

And apparently, that snaps something in her. Dani grabs one of Soren's model trains and starts hitting her brother in the head.

There's more of Soren's blood.

May's powers

This stress has been building a long time, with the trigger event being an unusually extreme coincidence of domestic issues that she'd experienced for years. Tinker. Looking at the TINKERS 2.0 doc, I think a Liberty/Controller methodology fits pretty well.

I bounced around a few ideas for her power around the same cluster of ideas, but I think "cloned cyborgs" works best. Basically, May makes android bodies that resemble herself and adds some cloned nervous/endocrine tissue to control them. She can incorporate her own memories, skills, etc into these cyber-clones; if she's willing to invest and risk it, she can even give them her powers.

Theoretically, having several copies of yourself would resolve May's issues. In practice, she needs to maintain the cyber-clones' robot parts, keep tabs on their psychology to make sure they're not depressed or overworked or going all Golem of Prague on her metaphorical wells; at best, it's two steps forward for one step back. At worst, the opposite.

The big perk is that, now that she and her kids have powers, she can collapse several duties into one. If she starts a superhero team with her family, she can take care of them and go to work at the same time! Just like those people in Brockton Bay did! It worked out for them, right?

May names the cyber-clones after months—June, July, etc.

Secondary Powers

May can sprout a semi-tangible tentacle from each elbow, which gives her telekinesis—though at a much smaller scale than Dani's. More in the "tool to broken android" range, and they only reach a few feet. They can also deflect (slow, physical) attacks.

Her arms and chest also have enhanced bones and muscles, hard and dense as metal. These let her punch harder, and are also unusually sensitive.

Danielle's Day

It was a crummy morning.

Mom sent her and Soren to the store to buy some groceries, which was fine, but on the way back a bunch of emergency vehicles drove by and sent Soren into one of his meltdown things. Dani hated the noise, hated how she had to deal with Soren and the groceries he dropped instead of getting away. And when they got back, Mom was annoyed that the bananas got squished. Dani knew Mom wasn't exactly mad at Dani for something Soren did, but it still felt that way.

And there were other things. A really bad episode of her favorite cartoon. Another meltdown at lunch, because Mom switched Soren and Dani's sandwiches on accident. A thousand tiny stresses that she just bottled up, because unlike some people, she had self-control.

Then Soren cut his stupid hand, and Mom said that she'd have to miss marine camp because of him, and...it turns out her self-control isn't so good after all. She's not even sure why she's doing it.

She's just so wound-up that she broke.

Dani's Powers

Realizing she doesn't have as good of self-control as she assumed is part of the trigger, but that's not the core of it. I could argue that she wants to go to camp to escape, or that it's caused by an adverse social environment, but that doesn't feel quite right either. The Sense Thinker trigger sounds sort of relevant, but also like it exaggerates the "regression" while missing on all the stuff feeding into it.

So, messy Breaker. But what kind of breaker?

I think Dani's trigger boils down to control. Both the aforementioned self-control, and her inability to control her broader life. She's still in elementary school, but on top of that, there's her brother, who keeps throwing wrenches into things that she thought she could count on. Including marine camp.

Her Breaker form unravels her limbs into a bunch of semi-tangible jellyfish-like tentacles, trailing a dozen feet or more behind. (She can fly in this form, just not particularly high or quickly.) The Changer nod is letting her partially slip into her Breaker form; if she wants, she can just turn one arm into tentacles at a time, for instance.

The tentacles conduct her related clairvoyant and telekinetic powers. She can move things her tentacles touch (if it's lighter than a bus but bigger than a dog). The telekinesis doesn't affect living things (duh), and it can't move things quickly, so it's mostly useful for rearranging vehicles or furniture or whatever. The tentacles also sense things in their general area; think sonar, but with spatial waves instead of sonic waves. And they can go through most walls.

That sense is a bit of a problem. Whether due to shard ignorance or shard malice, her tentacle sense does not vibe with her brain. Dani finds the tentacle sense viscerally unpleasant. The longer she stays in the form, the less bearable it is, the more her mood impacts her telekinetic control, the longer it takes to "cool down".

Secondary Powers

Dani's full Breaker form comes with an armored carapace, a word which here means "back". (So, think of her Breaker form as a jellyfish/turtle/human hybrid.)

Dani can't make cyber-clones, but she can make little boxes of cloned Danielle tissue which can create their own tentacles. They don't have carapaces, but they can be designed to grow metallic bits, like hooks to grab stuff with or plates to block stuff with or blades to hurt stuff with.

Soren's Day

Soren feels like a burden to his family. He feels guilty for all the problems he causes. He feels shame for not being able to fix those problems, or even properly express his apologies. He feels like a failure of a big brother; he knows they're supposed to take care of little sisters, but Dani keeps having to take care of him.

But the feelings which are most immediately relevant are "Ow, my head" and "Ow, my hand".

Soren's Powers

So, like, Brute, obviously.

As per the BRUTE document, focused physical damage means a Muscle brute—"raw mass and offensive tools". But that's also associated with struggle, and Soren is not struggling, really. The Dynamic brute's despair is a more fitting emotion, or maybe Repression's emotional helplessness.

So raw physical offense, but indirect or "skill-based" defense. But pretty much physical, since the harm was all physical. Hm.

How about a partial transformation, which bulks out his arms and the front of his torso with metallic armor? (Or maybe his one arm, part of his torso, and his head, if we want to get armorfacey.) This gives him the strength you'd expect of a Brute, and in this form his waist can rotate 360 degrees, letting him spin his armored parts in whatever direction he needs to block or deflect attacks. But obviously, if he's attacked from multiple directions at once (or doesn't notice an attack), he's as fragile as anyone.

Giving this guilty kid in a power that lets him bleed to help his family more is probably twisting the knife enough.

Secondary Powers

Soren can grow three sensory tentacles from his back. This is separate from his Brute transformation, which is good since he has the same claristensory issues as Dani does.

Soren can't clone anything, but he can make basic androids with telekinetic whips.

The Cluster

"Cluster Game": Mother, May I? Not a great match to the children's game, but...how could I not?

May, as the parent of the cluster, has outsize influence on her children. Their powers ebb and flow with her attention. When she praises one child and ignores the other, the former's powers get stronger and the latter weaker. This is a pool shared between all three; if May ignored her children, her powers would get much stronger.

May doesn't realize just how much power she has over her kids. Soren and Dani have a sense of what's going on, but can't quite explain or express it.

Team Dynamics

Like I said, May turns the family cluster into a superhero team. They work with the local PRT, of course, but she keeps the team separate. She's heard a lot of Wards horror stories, and wants to keep her kids safe herself.

(This might be a good time to mention that absolutely none of May's professional skills or job experience are related to any aspect of running a superhero team.)

Surprisingly, the actual cape stuff isn't that much of a problem. First off, they live in a small town—a bit bigger than Stafford, but it's no Brockton Bay. Second, between Dani's Shaker power, Soren's armor, and the tinkertech, it's pretty easy for May to keep her family safe. No, the problem is the media.

May decided not to go full New Wave and reveal their identities, but she still has her team/family give interviews. Which is stressful for both of the kids, but especially Dani. May warns journalists that her son is autistic, so they know A. she'll get mad if they ask him too many questions and B. he probably won't give many good answers anyway. But this just means that whenever they want to ask a question to one of the kids, they ask Dani. And that's a lot of stress to put on any ten-year-old, on top of hero stress and (in the fall) school stress...

#worm oc #trigger events #parahumans

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lex1nat0r · 9 months ago

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White Elephant: The Pasta Interlude

AAR #12

Session reports from my ongoing Lancer campaign.

Characters (LL 2):

Raiju (They/Them, Hacker 2/Heavy Gunner/Centimane/Nuclear Cavalier, Barbarossa 2)

Sunshine (They/Them, Grease Monkey/Technophile 2/Engineer/Juggernaut, Pegasus 2)

Rook (He/Him, Walking Armory/Stormbringer/Brutal, Balor 2)

Daylight (She/Her, Technophile 2/Engineer 2/Infiltrator, Vlad 2)

Magpie (They/Them, Hacker 3/Technophile 2, Goblin 2)

NHPs:

Molotov - Via Sunshine’s Technophile talent - Projects as a small velociraptor - unshackled

Willow - Via Daylight’s Technophile talent - Projects as 1-2 squid - unshackled

Murgatroid - Via Magpie’s Technophile talent - Projects as a wizard? - shackled

Prometheus Antichiral - fork of a cascaded NHP from the Sanctuary Blue cloning facility - projects as a wizened old man - unshackled

Prev session writeup

Safely in orbit, Director Prinzivalli once again reassures the lancers that she's good for the money she promised them. Magpie doesn't quite believe her and attempts to sneakily insert a tracking program onto her communications device. Prinzivalli notices, but keeps the tracker online as a show of faith.

Back aboard the Eye of the Tiger the lancers are greeted by Lt. Nightingale, the ship's tactical officer, and informed that Neuropa has transferred all the money they were promised for the contract thanks to some pressure by Cortex Concord. The lancers have already had their share transferred to them. They are also met by Ivan, Rook's husband and part of the ship's medbay staff. While the lancers are getting tested for any alarming diseases they may have picked up planetside, Nightingale asks why they didn't just follow the letter of the contract. The group responds that the did not trust Neuropa from the jump and they couldn't just leave the people there once they found out about them. They may be time-displaced by 500 years, but there's still causes worth fighting for. Nightingale says they are relieved that the lancers still believe in fighting the good fight.

Prinzivalli skips off as soon as Ivan clears her, saying she'll contact the lancers tomorrow with their reward. Ivan says none of the lancers picked up anything nasty while planetside, but Daylight does have some unknown prions in her bloodstream. She blames Willow.

Raiju uses their old SecComm clearances and backdoors into Harrison Armory's systems to grab the Barbarossa 2 license, then gets playfully needled about hogging the ship's one Schedule 2 printer for hours to fabricate parts for the biggest mech any of the crew have ever seen.

Sunshine continues to decrypt the HORUS omninet package they found, and when they go to test-print Exchange of Affection with some new systems out pops a Pegasus.

While Rook is waiting for Raiju to finish assembling a Barbarossa lego-style he fires up the PROMETHEUS fork they took from the facility. Prometheus is predictably confused, but is okay working with Rook (who Prometheus assumes to be the whole crew given his problems distinguishing one human being from another). Rook places Prometheus in charge of his new Balor, and Prometheus finds controlling a greywash swarm a lot easier than trying to deal with individual humans.

Magpie prints out a goblin suit without issue, but expresses concern about how fragile it is.

Daylight uses Brian's discount to pick up the second Vlad license then goes to find a drink on the station. She goes to check out the options available on the station. First is Shell Casings, which is advertising a dance marathon(*) starting tomorrow night and going until there's only one person left to claim the grand prize, a lightly-used tactical bomber. Organics and androids can both compete, though organics get a 5-minute break every 3 hours while androids don't.

Across the causeway from Shell Casings is Servo Assist, advertising a regular dance competition tomorrow night. That has separate android and organic brackets, with the winner from each being able to pick from the bar's big bin of mech parts.

But what really catches Daylight's eye is Comrade Fettuccine's Pasta Dispensary(**), a franchise she remembers from 500 ago and is surprised to find still around. She quickly texts the rest of the lancers to get over there because they still have the vodka-infused pasta that was a big hit back in the day. Rook drags Ivan along as well and the group has a pleasant meal chatting with the proprietor, Big Larry, who tells them the rumor about the ghost ship that visited the station a few months back. The session ended with the group discussing which bar's event they would participate in tomorrow night.

(*) sausage-making: the day before I ran this session I watched Ebirah: Horror From the Deep, the beginning of which involves a couple of people meeting at a dance marathon. I figured that was the kind of thing a bar on a mercenary space station would have. Once again Godzilla shows us the way.

(**) sausage-making: way back when I ran Pastel City Blues one of the players asked if there was an Italian restaurant they could raid for garlic before confronting some vampires. Off the cuff I said yeah, Fettuccine's Pasta Palace is a block away. Ever since then I've had the name "Comrade Fettuccine's Pasta Dispensary" rattling around in my head for when I needed an establishment in a sci-fi setting.

The best downtime Lancer session I've run so far, I think. Tentatively, I suspect my problem goes thusly: because Lancer's Downtime Actions are so well-defined and have built-in mechanics for generating complications, I'm tempted to just let downtime be the players picking one of those each and improvising what happens based on the rolls. But I don't think that works that well for me. I'm going to try out running downtime/non-combat sessions more traditionally by having things happen to the PCs not prompted by their rolls, and defining things beforehand that the players might want to interact with. Fleshing things out outside of the defined results of Downtime Actions. We'll see how that does for me.

Next time: Nuclear war on the dancefloor?

#the danse mechabre #lancer #tdm white elephant

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am-i-sans · 2 years ago

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dnd adventures 24

EPISODE CROSSOVER!

cam comes out of eeby deeby and we explain what happaned and that suzy got eaten and that undyne jumped in to save her. undyne says we gotta keep getting stronger but doesnt know where to go. suzy looks at her like shes dumb lol.

frog says to go from town to town like we used to do. we get on soupnik and fly off randomely. we see a rift in the sky?! dans tells undyne to toss him through the rift. undyne pauses cause dans says he might die and cam also is concerned. dans casts fly and tries to go but everyone fucking grabs onto him but suzy.

another rift opens up and its even bigger!

MEANWHILE ON THE OTHERSIDE OF THE RIFT-

Its Oktober fest! Spingledorf is outside of town ready to cast a spell! Senna walks over pointing out spingledorf to the gang. teya says they needed to destress. wheatley and parsely tell him they fought android lol. senna asks dorf what hes working on.

he says hes working on the spell that brought him to this world cause he left some valuable books back home. he promises he would return here as this is his home now. time for the spell! the ground rumbles! a shockwave! portal! like a swirly mist. senna asks if its stable. parsley wants to poke it and senna yanks onto him. dorf touches it and his hand goes through.

MEANWHILE-

Cam sees a hand go through! They grab it! They pulled out dorf! Senna charges through and grabs dorf! Parsley sticks his head through! Senna does a superhero landing by dorf. Dans lowers everyone to the dragon! Spacecore leapt after senna and wheately jumped after SP and senna caught them.

Dans clasps his shoulders and calls dorf a crazy son of a bitch and asks where he's been! Dans introduces him to everyone! Their cousins! Dorf says we met before but no one knows him yet hmmm. Time travel? (not dess tho lol) Dorf points out parsley whos head is sticking out from the hole. Dess calls him baby bones and he gets so offended lol. he flies down all mad lol.

Teya jumps in! Senna catches her wink wink. Toriel whips around like holy shit. Dorf points out there should be another version of him here. Dans goes oh no. Undyne makes us land cause the dragon is having a hard time. Android and Zen go after them cause god said so lol. Soupnik said fuck this and goes to the ground.

Zen is confused and dorf explains this is a different world. Wheatley tries to talk to robot god and hears nothing. Zen is concerned at how high up the portal is. Dorf points out that this is the tori that he was talking about. Their just....staring at each other. Cam points out they look similiar. Dorf says they are sisters from different dimensions!

Frog asks if that makes Teya their auntie. 'i guess so!' Cam looks at the ring on their finger and asks if hes heard of their villiage. Nope! 'Oh did you mean bird noises villiage' they can speak bird lol. They were all alive there lol. Cam needs a minute lol.

Dans points out that dorf looks younger and he explains the clone. Dess calls him evil lol. Dans is impressed he perfected cloning. He says he has to make one for teya but realizes he shouldnt have said that lol.

Undyne is lost lol. Tori straightens up and goes to introduce teya to people. Suzy is confused that tori called her her child. Tori apologizes for being so lost its been 40 years since she saw her. Teya says its been 6 years for her. The shockwave also broke up her device oh no.

zen and android look really worried. wheatley too. parsley notices and asks wtf is going on. they cant feel their god F. parsely shrugs not caring and senna yells at him. wheatley calls him a dick. dorf walks up to dans. dans calls timeline shennagins. they hug cause their happy cousins.

dorf decides not to say anything more or else the timeline might suffer. dess is uncomfortable lol. dorf doesnt know her and wonders why. he introduces himself anyway! dess knows about clones and thinks dorf is evil anyway lol.

senna says dorf exploded/crushed. parsley elbows senna. dorf summons the mansion! undyne is sus but dans says its ok its his cousin! undyne is gonna go get cam. dans tries to stop her and offers to go instead cause undyne is bad with directions. dess went eeby deeby. zen and android are concerned about the eeby deeby! dans explains eeby deeby and the eggs. zen explains wheatley and parsley going unconscious.

dans asks about their god. god of constructs! wheatley says he was made by an ancient race. spacecore runs up to dans and screams space! dans pats him on the head aww. frog says they can make stars and SP runs over! undyne wanders off so dans goes after her. dorf is happy to see frog practicing magic! showoff lol.

undyne asks how dans and dorf are related and stuff. he says his family is an offshoot. he explains hes not sure if his magic came from that family or not. undyne asks if his magic would work in the otherworld and dans isnt sure.

we find cam! they have been crying :( they took the ring off. they say theres a world that their family is alive and they want them so badly to be alive here too. dans walks over and hugs them and tries to reassure them. cam is distressed. they cant speak. they want to be on the otherside even though they know its wrong. dans nods sadly cause he understands. 'dont you think seeing them like that would be more painful?' undyne agrees they arent really their family and it would hurt more and they should take solice that their happy over there. cam wonders what their kid looks like all grown. dans hugs them and undyne puts a hand on their shoulder.

dorf ruins the moment again lol. dans yells back that their having a moment so dorf leaves. cam smushes their face against undyne lol. dans steps back and gives cam a knowing look lol. cam yells that hair touching is important! undyne tries to let go but cam puts it back lol. cam looks at dans and grabs his hand so he hugs them. undyne joins in! (a robotic eye comes out of the portal but dies upon leaving)

undyne heads back. dans stands by cam for a moment and says they need to live on for their kids sakes and then goes after undyne. cam goes wait you have a kid? you HAD a kid?! dans looks back like 'yes?' cam remembers the soul of screams and thinks dans did that to their kid?! dans is in angry disbelief and yells at cam that his family was MURDERED. dans is staring at cam like the dumbass they are.

cam startled laughs and says this is all so bad and sit on the ground. dans sits with them and asks them what they thought happaned? cam thought their parents tortured him and he says 'yeah but that was way before' dans slowly explains the timeline of events. cam is the tails wut face lol. then they tackle dans in a hug lol. (teya gets 2 points lol) cam is wailing lol. dans laughs and says their gonna kill that dragon for them. they begin preening his beard lol.

undyne is back and talks to parsley that she met a fairy once. she walks up to teya an tori and is like 'so sister then wheres the other one' teya has realized her device is broken and she puts on her hat of disguise. (1 more point) undyne wants to know if anyone knows her from the other world. parsley says they met an undyne and she was a bitch lol she was feral like suzy lol. suzy thinks thats awesome!

tori tells undyne her brother wrote a book about the family tragedy and thats why shes mad. senna offers to punch him in the face. senna lies about not wanting to push teya for answers why she wants to hit him too. cam and dans are back. teya comes back. (minus 2 points for healing potions)

senna waves at teya. parsley tells tori that their totally gay. wheatley laughs and tori smirks. senna looks at teya and is like 'you didnt tell me your sister is so pretty' undyne is like 'are you sure?' cam is fucking wild. senna also compliments undyne and says her muscles could break a tree. undyne breaks the tree! cam is glaring at senna lol. frog yells at undyne for ripping trees lol. senna is clapping lol.

undyne is so excited that senna is a cleric! (android wishes to zen that undyne was one of their champions lol) senna and undyne are pals now! wheatley is confused about the plant moss. senna asks to exchange info about gods. cam walks over and says that undynes god is a trickster god. senna leans down and asks who they are and cam is so glad that senna sees them as an adult. senna urges tori to lift them up but undyne lifts senna up instead.

senna looks at tori like 'you come here often?' cam is so distressed and teya is like 'oh she flirts with everyone'. senna looks down and asks cam whats wrong? senna tells undyne that cam also wants uppies lol. senna winks at cam lol. cam whispers thank you to senna. undyne is trying to lift tori and she goes nope and goes bear mode. senna and cam casually talking about how hot undyne is lol.

teya is so excited that tori has wildshape. undyne tries to lift tori anyway lol. tori runs away lol. undyne tells teya that tori is a killjoy. she explains that tori is a druid. teya has no idea if her tori is a druid cause she hasnt seen her in years. dorf says that the other dans isnt adventuring but is living a happy life. he couldnt find tori though. it makes teya laugh. undyne travels with orc raiders and suzy is excited about that. senna wonders if shes as muscily as this undyne lol.

The rift grows bigger! some of notice and its concerning. dorf is going to check on that quick lol and it seems stable for now. senna yells up at tori to come down and that teya is a badass. dans suddenly reminds everyone that they are cursed and everyone gets stuck. teya is confused why kids are here and undyne and dans start arguing again.

undyne goes to shake teyas hand and tells her how tori tried to kill her a few times. dans says that frog charmed her once. zen notices the robot eye. undyne asks teya what her tori was like. teya calls her a brat lol. spacecore walks up to tori and pets her skirt. wheatley says thats his son lol. senna explains a little. time for kid tori stories lol. tori used to sneak out all the time! tori says she was respectable lol. frog is amused. everyone laughs at her a little lol. dans and undyne plead that this is vital info lol. teya pauses cause she doesnt know if tori will shock her so undyne tells teya to hide behind her lol.

tori curses in sylvain so parsley and teya understand. (also 1 point for teya) teya says shes a necromancer! frog says they died once. senna and teya both jump like what?! undyne: frog what the hell? frog: i did!

teya is yelling at tori in sylvain. tori is trying to ignore her to look after frog and SP. undyne says she rezzed them. undyne asks if teya can make zombies, and warns her not to be evil. senna calls undyne out and says their powers to rez people are necromancy powers, so were half necromancers. frog jokes they eat brains all the time lol.

dans jokes that while frog might not eat brains, but suzy...we also mention inferno and how much we hate him lol. dans and senna are having a stare down. (cam and SP and wheatley goes eeby deeby F) whealtey also gets sent to eeby deeby lol. we have to explain eeby deeby to them lol.

undyne notices dans and senna having a stare down. senna comments that dans got old lol. senna blue screens an answer so dans says that this is his sister in law (in his world anyway) dans is like 'why are you a cleric' senna goes 'shut up dans' undyne asks how senna knows dans and she says its complicated. (another point on teya)

undyne goes to tori and asks her what teya is like from this world. tori says she was very young so shes not sure. frog wants to hear about otherworld undyne. dorf says everything is going fine, but then everything goes to shit and the rift gets bigger. the rift becomes clear and the ground merges!? its unstable and the worlds are merging! dorf tells us to keep whatever comes out at bay.

dans starts having conflicting memories of BOTH dans and drops to his knees. teya has nothing happen lol. everyone else is having fucked up memory conflicts and emotional fucked up shit. suddenly the pain stops and their ok but they still have lingering bits of the other memories.

undyne feels disgusted at all the murders. dans and senna reach for their weapons but undyne stops them. senna turns around and walks away. tori is trying to process. undyne asks why teya wasnt affected and she suspects shes dead. tori goes 'what'. the drone comes back online and the robots can feel god again. god speaks through zen like wtf.

moss also shows up like wtf. moss and god are like wtf. B TEAM SHOWS UP! dans asks if the other dorf was a clone and says the other dorf is in the mansion. dans asks why shades is blue. undyne forgot shades F. shades explains a little briefly. then she realizes dans and dorf are cousins lol. dorf explains the dirt thing lol. he also warns about nana's frying pan. shades goes after dorf. dorf doesnt know about the dead family thing so shades has to explain it. dorf runs out and tackles dans into a hug. dans is so lost lol and tries to explain shit.

the worlds are merging again! our perspective changes for a few minutes! switched places with our other selves! 'tori' goes teya? but gets attacked by the other undyne. dans is having a bad time lol. nana was a baby lol. back to normal. both dorfs run out. the gods are arguing.

both dorfs go to dans. dans swears at them to close the portal. older dorf says he doesnt remember any of this happening lol. dorf says when they start to close it we will attract attention so be prepared. the gods notice this is dorfs fault lol. (teya gets 4 points lol)

senna notices a clump of flesh fall off and snaps out of it and goes to teya. teya responds to her with message that shes rotting and grateful for the hat. senna leans close and asks if she needs her to do anything or if she wants some incense. she does and also presti's away the flesh clump.

tori asks if suzy and frog will stay out of the fight. suzy gives her a look. frog makes no promises. tori threatens to wall them. frog says they will fireball if they do. the portal gets bigger and the head hurts again!

other dans babysits other frog and suzy cause their freaking. tori sees other tori's house and its sad. other tori sees teya on the ground and tries to scoop her up. she can feel how baggy she is. (plus 4 points) other senna speaks in orcish and tells other undyne to calm down while snapping her fingers suspiciously. other tori notices black gunk on her hands and arms. then we switch black.

tori has tears in her eyes and goes to wipe it and notices how gross her arm is. teya has a bunch of flesh fall off oh no. shes trying to lie her way out of this cause teya should be dead from this world. tori accepts this and is sad. dans lets suzy and frog go, he left a note for the other dans. senna is like 'fuck you portal' TIME TO KICK ASS.

(theres a lot of names so this is gonna be pretty shortened) some constructs are on the way and their acting strange huh. im sure thats ok. zen and android distract the robots for us.

Veve, moss, aderall, kay, baby 1, raz, baby 2

all of mine hit. suzy missed one but hit the other. parsley got some acid damage from hitting baby 1 and missed the other. suzy gets bit. parsley gets grapled and then hit again poor guy. nana tries to save parsley and fails. tori hits. teya hits but not the save. frog gets fucked up. nana gets hit. (parsley is still swearing) undyne does big damage to aderall. senna gets hit below half. nana dodges.

dans hits. senna hits and kills baby 1. shades shoots baby 2. parsley is still stuck. suzy crit and cuts off the tentacle and frees parsley. frog heals everyone. aderall misses senna twice. shades gets hit and grappled. nana misses. teya misses. tori kills baby 2 with lightning. undyne hits big damage.

shades manages to break free yay. senna hits with firebolt. dans hits. parsley hits once and enters frenzy. suzy hits both. frog fireball'd it! aderall makes everyone wisdom save throw! senna, undyne, and dans take some psycic damage. everyone else takes BIG damage and hear whispering. so many people are down and teya got 5 points shes at 18 total. FROG DIED AGAIN. nana kills it thank god. undyne heals frog. dans group and shades group go up 2 levels but we will wait for champion group for later. teya's hat fell off so we see how fallen apart she is. the dorfs stabilize the portal.

were stopping here but theres more chaos next time!

#dans #dnd #dnd adventures #razoolio #senna #mod shade

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emilreloaded · 2 years ago

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hmmnh. I recognize I'm not the target audience here, but right out of the gate I have frustrations.

When I share a tumblr link these days, there's a JavaScript overlay for new users that says something cutesy like "you need clearance for that!" While I understand the 'top of the funnel' issue you're trying to solve here, it feels like this is the wrong way to approach it. It makes me less likely to share a direct link and much more likely to just screenshot the content and share that instead. It exacerbates the issue rather than addressing it. (Aside: this is also the reason I don't use Instagram)

Enticing users to sign up really ought to come from a place of wanting to have and see all their cool things in one place, not coercion. Which dovetails fairly well into item #2: Organization vs. Recommendation. Again, I'm probably in the minority here, but I actually do click/tap on the little carousels when they catch my interest. But I almost never follow a new blog that way because

I know the same carousel is going to come up again multiple times while I'm scrolling and

if I follow another blog, it's going to get lost in my feed. And it won't show up in the carousel anymore.

I follow several hundred blogs. If I follow them, I won't see the artist who posts once a week except through serendipity. But I will see that carousel at least half a dozen times over the same week.

If I could organize my own feeds (perhaps with some flavor of recommended categorization that I'm not forced to follow), I would gladly and readily follow and engage with creators who interest me.

And on that note, it might be easier to attract creators to the platform if it was conducive to positive interactions. Allowing "engagement with individual replies and reblogs" sounds a lot like we're just trying to cash in on the reddit exodus (Rexodus). Which is okay, but maybe consider why there was such a backlash to Reddit's policy change in the first place (hint: it was a cash grab that limited the ways people could access the content). If the changes here enrage enough software engineers and web developers, then they will take a run at a replacement. (see also: twitter clones)

Now, let's move on to social engineering and attempting to get people to keep coming back. I have push notifications on, but I mute the app during my normal working hours. I do this using an external scheduling function native to Android, and it's the primary reason I only use the mobile app. If I start getting emails because my push notifications are off, I'm adding the address to my spam filter. I keep coming back because of the few mutuals I've got here, and the few weird communities that remain post-nipple-purge. And again, I rarely add new blogs because they'd get buried in the conversations from those communities. If I could, again, have the option to organize those conversations into their own feeds, then I'd probably be following several thousand blogs instead of a few hundred.

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Tumblr’s Core Product Strategy

Here at Tumblr, we’ve been working hard on reorganizing how we work in a bid to gain more users. A larger user base means a more sustainable company, and means we get to stick around and do this thing with you all a bit longer. What follows is the strategy we're using to accomplish the goal of user growth. The @labs group has published a bit already, but this is bigger. We’re publishing it publicly for the first time, in an effort to work more transparently with all of you in the Tumblr community. This strategy provides guidance amid limited resources, allowing our teams to focus on specific key areas to ensure Tumblr’s future.

The Diagnosis

In order for Tumblr to grow, we need to fix the core experience that makes Tumblr a useful place for users. The underlying problem is that Tumblr is not easy to use. Historically, we have expected users to curate their feeds and lean into curating their experience. But this expectation introduces friction to the user experience and only serves a small portion of our audience.

Tumblr’s competitive advantage lies in its unique content and vibrant communities. As the forerunner of internet culture, Tumblr encompasses a wide range of interests, such as entertainment, art, gaming, fandom, fashion, and music. People come to Tumblr to immerse themselves in this culture, making it essential for us to ensure a seamless connection between people and content.

To guarantee Tumblr’s continued success, we’ve got to prioritize fostering that seamless connection between people and content. This involves attracting and retaining new users and creators, nurturing their growth, and encouraging frequent engagement with the platform.

Our Guiding Principles

To enhance Tumblr’s usability, we must address these core guiding principles.

Expand the ways new users can discover and sign up for Tumblr.

Provide high-quality content with every app launch.

Facilitate easier user participation in conversations.

Retain and grow our creator base.

Create patterns that encourage users to keep returning to Tumblr.

Improve the platform’s performance, stability, and quality.

Below is a deep dive into each of these principles.

Principle 1: Expand the ways new users can discover and sign up for Tumblr.

Tumblr has a “top of the funnel” issue in converting non-users into engaged logged-in users. We also have not invested in industry standard SEO practices to ensure a robust top of the funnel. The referral traffic that we do get from external sources is dispersed across different pages with inconsistent user experiences, which results in a missed opportunity to convert these users into regular Tumblr users. For example, users from search engines often land on pages within the blog network and blog view—where there isn’t much of a reason to sign up.

We need to experiment with logged-out tumblr.com to ensure we are capturing the highest potential conversion rate for visitors into sign-ups and log-ins. We might want to explore showing the potential future user the full breadth of content that Tumblr has to offer on our logged-out pages. We want people to be able to easily understand the potential behind Tumblr without having to navigate multiple tabs and pages to figure it out. Our current logged-out explore page does very little to help users understand “what is Tumblr.” which is a missed opportunity to get people excited about joining the site.

Actions & Next Steps

Improving Tumblr’s search engine optimization (SEO) practices to be in line with industry standards.

Experiment with logged out tumblr.com to achieve the highest conversion rate for sign-ups and log-ins, explore ways for visitors to “get” Tumblr and entice them to sign up.

Principle 2: Provide high-quality content with every app launch.

We need to ensure the highest quality user experience by presenting fresh and relevant content tailored to the user’s diverse interests during each session. If the user has a bad content experience, the fault lies with the product.

The default position should always be that the user does not know how to navigate the application. Additionally, we need to ensure that when people search for content related to their interests, it is easily accessible without any confusing limitations or unexpected roadblocks in their journey.

Being a 15-year-old brand is tough because the brand carries the baggage of a person’s preconceived impressions of Tumblr. On average, a user only sees 25 posts per session, so the first 25 posts have to convey the value of Tumblr: it is a vibrant community with lots of untapped potential. We never want to leave the user believing that Tumblr is a place that is stale and not relevant.

Actions & Next Steps

Deliver great content each time the app is opened.

Make it easier for users to understand where the vibrant communities on Tumblr are.

Improve our algorithmic ranking capabilities across all feeds.

Principle 3: Facilitate easier user participation in conversations.

Part of Tumblr’s charm lies in its capacity to showcase the evolution of conversations and the clever remarks found within reblog chains and replies. Engaging in these discussions should be enjoyable and effortless.

Unfortunately, the current way that conversations work on Tumblr across replies and reblogs is confusing for new users. The limitations around engaging with individual reblogs, replies only applying to the original post, and the inability to easily follow threaded conversations make it difficult for users to join the conversation.

Actions & Next Steps

Address the confusion within replies and reblogs.

Improve the conversational posting features around replies and reblogs.

Allow engagements on individual replies and reblogs.

Make it easier for users to follow the various conversation paths within a reblog thread.

Remove clutter in the conversation by collapsing reblog threads.

Explore the feasibility of removing duplicate reblogs within a user’s Following feed.

Principle 4: Retain and grow our creator base.

Creators are essential to the Tumblr community. However, we haven’t always had a consistent and coordinated effort around retaining, nurturing, and growing our creator base.

Being a new creator on Tumblr can be intimidating, with a high likelihood of leaving or disappointment upon sharing creations without receiving engagement or feedback. We need to ensure that we have the expected creator tools and foster the rewarding feedback loops that keep creators around and enable them to thrive.

The lack of feedback stems from the outdated decision to only show content from followed blogs on the main dashboard feed (“Following”), perpetuating a cycle where popular blogs continue to gain more visibility at the expense of helping new creators. To address this, we need to prioritize supporting and nurturing the growth of new creators on the platform.

It is also imperative that creators, like everyone on Tumblr, feel safe and in control of their experience. Whether it be an ask from the community or engagement on a post, being successful on Tumblr should never feel like a punishing experience.

Actions & Next Steps

Get creators’ new content in front of people who are interested in it.

Improve the feedback loop for creators, incentivizing them to continue posting.

Build mechanisms to protect creators from being spammed by notifications when they go viral.

Expand ways to co-create content, such as by adding the capability to embed Tumblr links in posts.

Principle 5: Create patterns that encourage users to keep returning to Tumblr.

Push notifications and emails are essential tools to increase user engagement, improve user retention, and facilitate content discovery. Our strategy of reaching out to you, the user, should be well-coordinated across product, commercial, and marketing teams.

Our messaging strategy needs to be personalized and adapt to a user’s shifting interests. Our messages should keep users in the know on the latest activity in their community, as well as keeping Tumblr top of mind as the place to go for witty takes and remixes of the latest shows and real-life events.

Most importantly, our messages should be thoughtful and should never come across as spammy.

Actions & Next Steps

Conduct an audit of our messaging strategy.

Address the issue of notifications getting too noisy; throttle, collapse or mute notifications where necessary.

Identify opportunities for personalization within our email messages.

Test what the right daily push notification limit is.

Send emails when a user has push notifications switched off.

Principle 6: Performance, stability and quality.

The stability and performance of our mobile apps have declined. There is a large backlog of production issues, with more bugs created than resolved over the last 300 days. If this continues, roughly one new unresolved production issue will be created every two days. Apps and backend systems that work well and don't crash are the foundation of a great Tumblr experience. Improving performance, stability, and quality will help us achieve sustainable operations for Tumblr.

Improve performance and stability: deliver crash-free, responsive, and fast-loading apps on Android, iOS, and web.

Improve quality: deliver the highest quality Tumblr experience to our users.

Move faster: provide APIs and services to unblock core product initiatives and launch new features coming out of Labs.

Conclusion

Our mission has always been to empower the world’s creators. We are wholly committed to ensuring Tumblr evolves in a way that supports our current users while improving areas that attract new creators, artists, and users. You deserve a digital home that works for you. You deserve the best tools and features to connect with your communities on a platform that prioritizes the easy discoverability of high-quality content. This is an invigorating time for Tumblr, and we couldn’t be more excited about our current strategy.

#gods. i don't have any spectacular insight here #but it really feels like they're chasing taillights in the corner office #i stay here because it's different from reddit and the other blue sites #if it gets too samey I'm just gonna go play Zelda or animal crossing

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I love it when the US military headshots a 6 year old terminally I'll girl on a space station and fail to capture her demonic alien rodent brother so he has to go into a coma for 50 years only to be woken up by the grandson of the person who created him in an attempt to create the ultimate most perfect life form, and was later executed for his crimes and now previously mentioned emo goth hot topic alien rodent has to kill his alien hamster counterpart, although it later turns out that hot topic hamster wasn't the original ultimate lifeforms and had a beta stage so goth rat and blue rat go to space again to kill emo rat's older beta brother by using shiny rocks to gain power and prevent the space station from crashing into earth. But emo rat dies in the process. Except that maybe he didn't because when they created hot topic gerbil they also made tons of backups so a bat wearing exotic clothing wakes up what seems to be a clone / robot android of emo rat except it might be the original edge mouse and then aliens invade earth and those aliens gave part of their DNA to "Mr I create ultimate life forms" so this is where the alien part of alien rat comes from but thise aliens are also evil and want to abuse their son gerbil so he goes thrue an identity crisis whether or not to kill everyone like the goth aliens want or to be friends with blue rat and do the right thing all the while looking for more answers on whether or not he's the original metal head rodent, so he grabs a sub machine-gun and a motorcycle and kills a lot of people and aliens and then realizes it doesn't matter whether he's the original or not as long as he's himself and then kills his alien father. Become an with blue rat but he still kinda hates him.

Sonic fandom with shadow backstory is like that one comic about the geologists talking about how everyone knows the something sequence for quartz. Does this make sense. I dunno.

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #shadow #SA2 #sonic adventure 2 #shadow the hedgehog

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From ‘Find Friends Near Me’ to ‘Found My Crew’ — Your Guide to Real Friendships

Gone are the days when making friends meant chatting over your neighbor’s fence or swapping sandwiches at school. These days, we’re turning to search engines, typing “find friends near me” in hopes of meeting someone who just gets us. But here’s the thing: finding meaningful connections doesn’t have to be a guessing game anymore.

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