#Guy Fawkes my beloved

[batfamfucker]

Wishing I could have joined the protests in London for a General Election tonight but I was working. Happy Bonfire Night! Manifesting an Election and the Tories gone 💅

[hacked-by-nymos]

REMEMBER REMEMBER - THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER

V For Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue

[hollowwrites]

It is Weasley Wednesday My Dudes

I have a Garreth x MC story in the works but for now have this…trash.

No one can convince me otherwise but Garreth has a nickname for everyone…do not question me!!

Imelda - Broomelda or Impy

He read a book once about Norse Mythology and found the Germanic Warrior Brunhild. Something about the powerful Valkyrie and shield maiden reminded him of Imelda and once he’d found a way of shoehorning her name into it that was it:

Imelda: (taking off her flying gear after running another time trial)

Garreth: How are we this fine Thursday afternoon, Broomelda?

Imelda: (turns to stare at Garreth)

Garreth: You know…like Brunhild the-

Imelda: I know who she is

Garreth: See you have a Broom, not a sword…and your name is Imelda…Broom…Imelda…Broomelda

Imelda: …No

After that went badly he started calling her Impy, short and fiesty…could kill you. She likes that nickname

Sebastian - Brother (occasionally Shortie)

Sebastian is an inch shorter than Garreth, if that. Only breaks it out if Sebastian is being bratty or he really wants to wind him up. Started calling Sebastian ‘Brother’ in their second year after he got mildly upset at Anne and Garreth hanging out after Potions.

Now they just call each other brothers out of habit. Anne still gets a little red faced when she hears it and Garreth will never admit he still has a thing for Sebastians sister. Will joke about it constantly though.

Garreth: Please tell me you took notes in Potions

Sebastian: I did

Garreth: Oh thank you Brother!!

Sebastian: (Chuckles) Anytime

Ominis: Is that still happening? This brother ordeal I have to listen to?

Garreth: Well I have to practise for when me and my beloved are betrothed

Sebastian: Yeah yeah, take your notes and be gone

Garreth: (Sighing affectionately) I can’t wait to be Garreth Sallow

Sebastian: Enough thank you!

Garreth: Calm down Shortie (ruffles Sebastian’s hair)

Sebastian: (Sighs)

Poppy - Bumbles

Found Poppy sat amongst the beehives doing homework. She laughed at him when he jumped out of his skin rounding the corner, her Hufflepuff Uniform blending in with the hives around her. Once said the way she flits around the school chasing after beasts reminded him of a Bumblebee. Too much of a coincidence!

Poppy: (Bumping into Garreth in the hallways dropping her books) Ooof Sorry Garreth, can’t see past these books.

Garreth: No problem, Bumbles. Where are we going? I’ll help you carry some

Poppy: Just back to the dorms

Garreth: After you (following after Poppy quietly humming) bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Poppy: (Giggles) Stop it you!!

Amit - Stargazer

Pretty obvious one. I imagine Amit and Garreth don’t speak very often, Garreth head down in a cauldron and Amit staring off into the sky, their interests don’t always align but he likes to make people feel included.

Amit: Ah Garreth, Professor Weasley, er…your Aunt is looking for you

Garreth: Ugh, Thank you Stargazer. You are My Knight in Shining Armour. (Turns on his heels and walks in the direction he just came, away from his Aunt)

Ominis - Opal Eyes

Another obvious one. Got caught staring into Ominis’ eyes once and blurted out that he thought they were beautiful like Opals. Rolled with it.

Ominis: Bloody Wiggenweld, AGAIN. I hate that blasted potion

Garreth: Oh, Opal Eyes (throwing an arm around his shoulder) How many times have I told you? Sit next to me and I’ll smuggle you some of mine.

Ominis: I’m already blind I don’t want to lose my sense of smell too

MC - Sparkles, Sparkler, Sparks ETC (Modern AU would deffo call them Palpatine)

Have you seen anyone else shoot lightning from their fingers? Didn’t think so. Immediately came up with the name as soon as he witnessed their Ancient Magic for the first time. Teases them every Guy Fawkes Night (Bonfire Night) for hogging all the fireworks in their fingers.

Garreth: Hey I’ve run out of Sparklers, can I borrow you…Sparkler?

MC: Har Har very funny Weasley

Garreth: (stands behind them scooping their hands in his, waving them around as if they were alight)

Bonus:

Leander - Tabby

Thinks his nickname is because he’s ginger. Garreth doesn’t have the heart to tell him; 1) Tabbies aren’t ginger and 2) it’s because he prances around acting like a lion when in actuality he’s a pussy cat.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Ruby's F/o Tournament- Round 3 - Match 1

It's silly versus silly!! Mayhem versus chaos!! Vote however you'd like; whichever ship of mine you prefer, which character you prefer, or even whoever's vibe you dig more! Propaganda will be below the cut. May the best f/o win!! 🧡💜🩷

Jamison "Junkrat" Fawkes

From anonymous: as a certified junkrat roleplayer i GOTTA go to bat for my boy. He’s like if you made looney tunes as a concept into a person. Autism dialed to 100. I dont care if he’s a criminal he’s a sweetheart. also i think you’d enjoy this tidbit i’ve had him say: “It’s *Junkrat,* thank you very much! I picked that name out meself! Mum didn’t let me make it my legal name, though. Said it’s bad for rez-ew-mes. Jokes on her, I ain’t held a single legal job in all my life. An’ I think Junkrat is very respectable! Makes my interests obvious. I like junkin’, an’ I like rats. Simple!”

From anonymous: We love discord silly noodle man but Jamie is the most iconic of all! In my mind no one is more synonymous with your blog and your ships and its the first one I fell in love with

Notes from Ruby: My beloved Jamison has been the light of my life for four years now and means the absolute world to me. He's manic and wild but not malicious, he's just a sweetheart that's so friendly to everyone he meets! 🧡🧡🧡

Discord

From @rexscanonwife : He's sillay :]

From anonymous: He's a silly guy just look at him he deserves to win !

From @spacestationstorybook : he stays silly!! and mlp selfshippers have to stick together

Notes from Ruby: Discord is one of the only, if not THE only f/o who can come close to rivaling Jamie in terms of how long we've been together and how in love I still am with him, with this year marking our tenth together. He's incredibly sweet in his own strange ways, and even if his way of caring doesn't always make sense, as he'd say, what fun is there in making sense? 🩷🩷🩷

It's not too late! Click here to submit propaganda for any f/o!

[hals-homo-blog]

twirls in my spinning chair. ask game. freemind + feetman

HYEHEYHYEH 👏👏👏👏👏 I'm doing my versions of the characters. Now, I haven't made my own version of Feetman yet, but this is an interesting opportunity to spitball ideas fore him.

Gordon Freemind (HalMind)

Sexuality Headcanon: Questioning. He was straight before he pulled Hal out of that pipe, but now he's not so sure, kissing dudes is Kind Of Cool, Actually. He'll probably land on Bisexual or maybe Pansexual in the end. Gender Headcanon: Cisgender Male A ship I have with said character: Hal x Gordon >:3c They kiss and make out and smooch even >>>:3c A BROTP I have with said character: I think Mindey would be very on-and-off when it comes to being friends with people A NOTP I have with said character: Any ship where he's degraded. To each their own, I respect that, but I Fawking hate that shit. It Icks me way the hell out, keep it away from me. A random headcanon: THEATERRRR!!! 👏👏👏👏 I really lean into him having a thing for Theater stuff, based on him singing the Modern Major General song in episode 45. He and Hal watch musicals together and depending which one it is, they know all the songs and the words. His favorite is Pirates of Penzance, and Hal's is Cats. General Opinion over said character: I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM He really is the ideal man. He is me, we are each other. His entire monologue is just what goes through my head as I react to my day-to-day life. Loving him helps me to love myself, and it's been very healing to know this character.

Gordon Feetman (FeetHal)

Sexuality Headcanon: I think he's probably Biesxual, but he leans towards women. Gender Headcanon: I dunno, I would just say Cisgender Male off the top of my head, but whatever is cool lol. I don't sit on any one side of the line for Feetman just yet. A ship I have with said character: I don't really know, there are a few good, interesting ships with Feetman that I like. Feetman x Freeman(og) when people post that stuff. Freeman(og) seems level headed and sturdy, and he helps ground Feetman with all his flighty panic in a really nice way. A BROTP I have with said character: TOMMMYYYYYY I love the way Feetman and Tommy interact. Tommy becomes like a beloved kid of Feetman's or something, and it's just really endearing. I wish there was more content of Tommy and Feetman interacting like that. Always send me Tommy art >:3c I love him. /pla A NOTP I have with said character: Him and Benrey (fenrey??) Feetman Fawking hates Benrey and he makes that damn clear from Episode one to the finale. I've never liked those ships where the characters hate each other and then people ship them based on the fact that they are mutually incompatible. That said, I always abide by 'To Each Their Own'. Whatever makes people happy, go n' do that so long as it doesn't hurt anybody lol. A random headcanon: His kid Joshua. I wanna see more Joshie content, nobody talks about his kid aside from 2 people, lol. I think Feetman would be a good father just based on the way he acts with Tommy. General Opinion over said character: I like him :3 I don't really have any critiques or anything, I just see him and go "Haha there's that goofy-ass guy again :3"

[grandhotelabyss]

I recently watched Donald Cammell’s WHITE OF THE EYE, which you prefer over Zulawski’s own 80s cult classic POSSESSION. When you speak highly of a film on here I take it seriously, and was not let down: a narratively, thematically, and aesthetically rich (and just remarkably weird) desert southwest giallo slasher of sorts with sinister performances from David Keith and Cathy Moriarty. As I can no longer find the post where you first mentioned it, would you speak more to why you like it?

Thank you, and I'm glad you liked it! I had trouble finding the original post too—Tumblr's tagging system used to use hyphens for spaces and now doesn't, making even reasonably labeled things hard to rediscover—but I did manage to dig it up. I hope you don't mind if I simply paste it in here since a lot of newer readers probably missed it. I only saw the movie once and won't try to recapture the (over)enthusiastic prose I wrote upon the first viewing. Tumblr is also bad at date-labeling things, but I believe this dates from summer 2021.

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I now believe White of the Eye (1987) is criminally unheralded in the semi-arty horror-thriller pantheon (do not, please, speak to me of Ari Aster). 

Being a philistine, I like White of the Eye better, for instance, than the connoisseur’s go-to ’80s cult object, Żuławski’s Possession, which I find unendurably over-stylized despite its other merits. Fun fact: Possession was co-written by novelists’ novelist Frederic Tuten, who once received the most extravagant blurb from my beloved Cynthia Ozick, as friend-of-the-blog @danskjavlarna pointed out: “What an amazing, glittering, glowing, Proustian, Conradian, Borgesian, diamond-faceted, language-studded, myth-drowned dream!” exclaimed our greatest living Republican-voting novelist (remember that Cormac McCarthy doesn’t vote). Tuten, by the way, is not to be blamed for what I call Possession’s over-stylization, which is a matter of performance not script. But I don’t want to get into a hipper-than-thou spiral, “My cult movie’s better than your cult movie,” to be trapped in a crisis of Girard’s mimetic desire or Bourdieu’s cultural capital—merde, but the French are depressing, “too human, too historical,” as Deleuze complained in acclaiming “the superiority of Anglo-American literature.” The work of art has formal, affective, conceptual intrinsic qualities, not just extrinsic social determinants, and White of the Eye is, I argue, intrinsically spectacular.

Speaking of performance: White of the Eye was directed by Donald Cammell, the co-director with Nicolas Roeg of the classic 1970 film Performance. Again a philistine, I could never get into Performance—never even watched it all the way through—even though it sits at the nexus of two of my early influences. First, in a Comics Journal interview in the mid-’90s, English artist Bryan Talbot credited Performance’s jump-cut montage techniques for inspiring the storytelling innovations in his graphic novel The Adventures of Luther Arkwright. The underread Arkwright is the lost key to comics’s British Invasion—without it we wouldn’t have had V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Sandman, or The Invisibles. (It’s also a key to this movement’s cryptic politics, as Talbot stages a Jacobite uprising as anti-fascist revolution, precursor to Moore’s much more famous but still baffling ancom in Guy Fawkes garb. Is all anarchism Tory anarchism?) Second, Performance was a particular interest of Professor Colin MacCabe’s, whose class on James Joyce, with its mind-altering 12 weeks on Ulysses, helped to make me the reader and writer I am today back in that explosive landmark year, 2001. Protagonist of an epochal affaire in poststructuralism’s history and erstwhile director of the British Film Institute, MacCabe later wrote a book on Performance, which, alas, unlike his books on Joyce and Godard, I haven’t read. 

I like White of the Eye better than Performance as I like it better than Possession, though. Mysterious symbolism, desert desolation, languorous eroticism, and, yes, some montage. The scorching, doomed marriage between a fanatic Western audiophile—he looks like the young W. Bush—and his breathy, no-nonsense New York wife; a Paglia-esque misogynist rampage (“that fuckin’ black hole…if that’s not female, I don’t know what is”) in an arid outpost of the Reagan-era bourgeoisie and its multicultural fringe: it all evokes the inherent evil of the American landscape that Burroughs observes in Naked Lunch. It has that ’80s quality of emotional amplitude not just between but within scenes. At every moment you might ask, “Is this sad, funny, or horrifying?” and answer, “Yes.” I do see filmmakers today working in the same vein and aspiring to the same compass. Witness the already famous Jacques Derrida High School in David Prior’s ultimately disappointing Empty Man or the scarcely resistible vaporwave dreamscape of Anthony Scott Burns’s also ultimately disappointing Come True (can’t anybody end a movie anymore?). But White of the Eye does it without effort or self-consciousness, as the very essence of its being an artwork at all—an artifact from a lost civilization.

[littledreamling]

Fluffbruary 50/50 Challenge: February 4 - Snow, Rest

Tags: canonical character death, heavy angst, death, grief/mourning, blood, child death, Catholicism, religion, mentions of Guy Fawkes Day, the Gunpowder Plot, bittersweet ending, more bitter than sweet

The church was cold. Still, it was warmer than outside, where the snow was ankle deep and climbing. By morning, it would be up to Hob’s knees. He shivered at the thought. His rag-thin pants and hole-ridden shoes were no match for the pervasive chill. The church held little warmth within its stone walls, but it was better than nothing.

Hob wasn’t there for the warmth. At least, he wasn’t there just for the warmth. He shuffled along the side of the church, avoiding the glow of the lanterns and candles as much as possible. The more hidden he was, the longer he could stay. As soon as they noticed him, he’d be kicked out. He didn’t belong here, not anymore. He hadn’t belonged here in thirty years. He hadn’t ever belonged here.

In the south transept, under a massive panel of stained glass, overlooked by a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother of All Sorrows, were two stone inlays, sunken slightly into the tile floor. On them, carved into the surface for all to see, were thirty-four words each. He knew them by heart.

Here lies Lady Eleanor Gadlen

Eternally loving wife of Sir Robert Gadlen

She died on the twenty-second of November 

of the year fifteen hundred and ninety-four

May God have her in His Glory

Amen

And then, a foot to the left, another.

Here lies Robyn Gadlen

Son of Sir Robert and Lady Eleanor Gadlen

He died on the twenty-first of April 

of the year sixteen hundred and six

May God have him in His Glory

Amen

He dropped to his knees between them, the chill and grief deadening the impact, and traced the etching on Eleanor’s grave with one cold-numb fingertip. She had been buried with the baby in her arms, stillborn and unnamed. In a bout of righteous and petty anger, he had insisted on any mention of the baby being left off of the tombstone. He regretted it now. Her birth hadn’t been recorded and now, neither was her death. The only daughter Hob would ever have and all evidence of her existence had been scrubbed from history. At least Robyn’s name was carved, quite literally, in stone. The memory of his daughter lived on only in his own mind.

The anger had worn off, but the grief was still fresh. Four and a half decades had passed since that fateful night. The sound of Eleanor’s cries still rang in his ears on particularly cold, quiet dawns. He had held her hand the whole time, her grip tight enough to break bones, but he hadn’t cared. His pain had been nothing to hers. He had never seen so much blood staining white sheets and when the midwife had wrapped the tiny, silent bundle in white cloth, he had felt his heart seize in his chest. And then Eleanor’s hand had gone limp in his and the growing cold on her skin had leached all warmth from his own body.

He hadn’t felt true warmth since. The grief had crashed like an unending wave. For twelve years, he sank, a stone in a still pond, unable to keep himself afloat. And then-

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November , he thought wryly. He’d remember that night for as long as he lived.

“Oh, Eleanor,” he warbled, his voice stumbling over the cobbled street of anguish. “I tried, my love. I tried. You were gone and I… I lost my way. I was always lost without you, beloved. I did my best to raise him the way you would’ve wanted me to. He always had too much of my spirit in him. You left too soon. You were my temperance, my heart, but I couldn’t be that for him. I’m sorry.”

Hob himself had been born and raised Catholic, and in his heart, he had kept the Faith. It had weakened perhaps, but he had clung to it nonetheless, even through centuries of religious turmoil. Living at the center of a Protestant nation hadn’t kept him from passing his religious beliefs, diminished as they were, to his child. Evidently, his Robyn, his baby boy, had been a stronger believer than Hob had ever been. In the wake of Eleanor’s death, in the midst of his grief, Hob hadn’t noticed that faith fueling Robyn’s volatile nature. Nor did he notice the people who Robyn chose to listen to. He wished he had. He wished he had been able to stop it.

Nothing could’ve stopped Catesby, he knew. The man could’ve spoken a crowd into walking into the sea if he had really wanted to. Hob didn’t—couldn’t—blame his son for getting caught up in the frenzy of it all. He’d done stupider in his life. Indeed, he couldn’t find it in his heart to blame anybody , save God Himself. Save himself . 

“Robyn,” he said, his throat clenching around his son’s name, as if speaking it aloud in the soundless church would condemn the long-departed soul. He turned to read the name aligned with his left knee, only to find his vision blurred beyond sight. “I’m sorry, my boy. I- I should’ve been there for you. I should’ve stopped you. Should’ve-” He paused to take a deep, shaking breath. “I should’ve been a better father. For you. For her. Would that I could go back and change… Would that I had been a better man.”

He let his body fall, curling up on his side on top of Eleanor’s stone slab, his arm thrown over the carved words like he used to cradle her body when she was still alive. If he closed his eyes, he could feel the warmth of her body against his, the curve of her hip under his forearm. He knew that the clergy would find him, in the morning if he was lucky, far sooner if he wasn’t. He knew that he would be kicked out, back into the snow and ice, back into his nameless misery. For now, though, he could rest. Cradled between his wife and son, his mind, body, and soul utterly exhausted, sleep came more easily than it had in forty-four years. And when his mind slipped into darkness, it was to the sound of Eleanor’s sweet voice in his ear, humming Robyn’s favorite lilting lullaby.

Read on AO3!!

[allkinds-oftrash]

The Crown S5E8 Commentary 

To the two people who actually read this, hi I’m finally back with these commentary! Its been a busy last two days but we’re almost done!!

Non-Spoiler Thoughts: Great dramatic episode for the tipping point of the saga that is The War of The Waleses! While I get why we got a look into the politics of the BBC, that storyline paled in comparison to the drama of Charles and Diana. So my main two complaints is: They should have shown us the full scale of the War of the Waleses and the interview’s tone should have been different. The tone they adopted worked within the context of the show and Diana’s characterisation this season but failed as a live recreation. For me personally, I think its crucial for the show to get the public events and live recreation scenes absolutely accurate so it can’t be easily discounted as fully a work of fiction and so it can go hand in hand with the scenes that are fictional - since there is so much free rein around those scenes. For me the live reenactments ground the show for me. Overall, I did enjoy it! 

Spoilers Under The Cut:

Okay the ACTUAL Bashir Interview episode Let's goo

Lmaooo William "I might understand it if it was made in my lifetime" PLS HE'S SUCH A MILLENNIAL I like his relationship with Lizzie, it's very sweet Not her comparing changing TV sets to becoming Catholic 😂 Lizzie what are you doing Time to modernise Elizabethh

Diana and Dr Khan my beloved!!

Gsshsjj ohmygod Nov 5 was when Diana recorded the interview And on Guy Fawkes Night - the i r o n y

Tween William is right for setting boundaries but it's also really sad to see She's so alone sigh

I think the BBC sideplot would have been more compelling on it's own if it wasn't going up against the royal family subplots John's right thoughhh about the ethics Also the politics of it all, we really can't escape it huh

It's so funny Dukey wants to do a Queen tribute all while the Bashir interview is being arranged behind his back LMAOO THE RUPERT MURDOCH NAME DROP/CALL OUT I CACKLED DHJDJDJ Dukey why are you sucking up to Lizzie so much kdjdkdk NOT JOHN SAYING YES OUT OF SPITE I'M SCREAMING Lmaooo the excitement on Bashir's face that was endearing

Not Earl Spencer being paranoid about MI5/6 and Jepson Look what you did Martin Bashir Oop you've been caught buddy This is why you should always keep your story straight Oh god shut up Bashir not you turning the siblings against each other

Lmaooo they're going hard on the connection to Nov 5th - I wish they actually released it on that date itself it would have been a vibe! From Bashir drawing the connection and William's school covering it We love to see it! Living for the parallels 👏🏾👏🏾

God this was THE LOOK It's happening omg it's happening Let's go Elizabeth Debecki let's see what you're made of I can't decide if the choice not to show a live reenactment of this interview was good or not Definitely takes the pressure off Elizabeth D but still would have liked to see her recreate it. Like Ik we've all seen the original but it would have been nice to see it fully play out in the episode.

John having a whole crisis in the beach is so funny and relatable pls I wonder if he regrets it now

Hohoho this conversation is gonna be intense Glad she's being honest with Lizzie At least you got a heads up Yesss call her out Diana!! Well make the time Lizzie God I wanna hit my head against the wall Take some accountability Elizabeth Windsor

Do you really Lizzie DO YOU DEFEND HER?? NOT HER GASLIGHTING HER NOT THE INTERVIEW COMING OUT ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY DGDJJDJD YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP I'M SCREAMING

Ohmygod Dukey you have no idea what's coming OHMYGOD DI PICKED CHARLES' BIRTHDAY SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS TO BE ANNOUNCED WE LOVE the pettiness!!! She deserved to do this Yes is it a little mean?? But Charles put her through the ringer, now it's his turn to be put THROUGH IT

Gsjdjej John breaking the news to Dukey I'm cackling The way his face drops omg John said No ❤ to Dukey's protests and we have no choice but to stan Oh it's gonna be memorable night alright I can't believe the Panorama interview overshadows their anniversary pls shdkdk

Everyone's faces omggg Choose Your Fighter; The Reaction to Tampongate or the Panorama Interview

Okay yeah there's a sardonic edge to Elizabeth's answers as Diana when it should have been more sad esp the iconic "There was three of us in the marriage" but I don't hate the change. It works in the context of the show even if it's inaccurate tonally from the actual interview. Yeah Elizabeth Debecki definitely needed to look more sadder in this interview. The sorrow line did not hit as hard.

Charles throwing a tantrum I can't even Okay she did pull it off well in the end But yeah tonally the performance was off It just needed to be more devastating and wistful.

Not Dukey apologising and resigning dhkdjdd This is so dramatic pls

William's scenes/reactions in this feels loaded after what he has said recently about the interview

Overall a great dramatic episode, just slightly disappointed with the portrayal of the interview recreation. 

[fictionallyinparadise]

The beloveds and their pride HCs, part one!! I also couldn't get all the tags lmaoo

Satine: Pansexual and demisexual!!! I always thought she was pan, but then learnt more about demi and that,,,fit her? If that makes sense?

47 (both): Bisexual! Because being ace is canon BABEY!!! Anyway!!!!!

Diana: Pansexual!! So cool.

I don't have HCs for Ella and Charming

Erik: Bisexual and genderqueer! Yeah<3

Charles: Pansexual and demisexual! I watched the movie and went "that man is demi" and then continued with life?

Arthur Morgan: He's queer!! He doesn't identify with any particular identity. He just Is.

Lucifer: Agender, and he's canonically pansexual!!!

Geralt: Pansexual, non binary!! Totally wasn't projecting when I HCed him as non binary NOOO-

Jaskier: Bisexual! Is this canon? It feels canon. Anyway.

Scully: Polysexual!! Ahh,,,

Volga: Omnisexual and trans!!

Gordon: Bisexual and trans. Also I adore how everyone HCs him as trans that's so,,,,

Karl: Queer and trans, preference towards men?? Yeah.

I don't have HCs for Jon and Martin

Sully: Abrosexual!!

Alice: Cupiosexual!

I don't have HCs for any of my Narrator f/os

Amanda/The Pig: Bisexual and graysexual!

Dewey: Bisexual!!

Jason: Asexual!!

Brahams: Questioning!

Slender: Agender and queer

Warren: Gay and trans,,,!!!

Arthur Hastings: I think I've said this before but bisexual!!!!!

Luigi: Pansexual, demisexual, trans!!! Aaa.

Daisy: Bisexual and non binary!

Ray: Abrosexual,,,man I feel bad for not talking about my Sharktopus f/os...wack.

Nicole: Queer? Idk I've never thought about it.

Thomas: Gay!!

I don't have HCs for Harvey?

Lucio: Pansexual and non binary!!!

Revan: Bisexual!!

Nihilus: Queer and trans,,,

Sal (Support Agent): Bisexual and genderqueer!

Therius: Queer!

I don't have HCs for all the Cookies lmfao

Bazz: Gay!!

Cian (Lone Soldier): Bisexual!

Luke: Queer!!!

Din: Unlabeled,,!

Nate (Phone Guy): Polysexual and trans!

Miles Upshur: Gay and non binary!

Bigby: Trans and bicurious!

Snow: Questioning!

Mireal: Omnisexual and asexual!!

Fawkes: Bisexual and graysexual!!

Izold: Polysexual and non binary!!

Alna: Lesbian!

Lyca: Pansexual and trans

Sofia: Bisexual,,

Maleficent: Bisexual and genderfluid!!!

Bruce: Bisexual and demiboy!

Wadsworth: Bisexual

Yvette: Queer!

I don't have a headcanon for Abraham

I also don't have headcanons for my AC:NH f/os

[prettyboykatsuki]

hi my lovely fang!! ramadan kareem! also happy belated isagi day!! loll i’m tipsy doing my skincare and watching formula 1 + premier league football (<-being delusional abt my teams winning. i’m no better than a m*n) but my mind ran on you so i said lemme go blab in your askbox <33

not day drinking or anything dw. just came back in from a bday dinner and then we ended up at a nightclub ?? for some reason ?? the music was really good and it felt good to be out with friends. idk, the old me wouldnt have even entertained the idea of going out so i hope ur proud of me for socializing even when i got drained like an hour into the whole thing.

hope the spring's been good to you so far. (i for one am salty since this weather still feels treacherously winterlike to me.) and remember to pace yourself for school.

life has been so interesting lately: moved out of a toxic household and decided to establish boundaries with family (got villainised for it), trying to learn an instrument as a hobby, became a deku fan (‼️♥️☹️‼️) and an arthur morgan enthusiast (⁉️), my kitchen sink randomly flooded and my landlord was an ass abt it, finally watched howl’s moving castle,

always always still thinking of oliver tho. atp i mentally chant his name like my own personal litany against going apeshit in law school. i think u were talking abt songs that remind u of him and i would like to add for ur consideration: that tyler song w/ pharell? called “ifhy”. also DONT LAUGH but i cannot hear anything off the wiped out album without some association to him. some russ songs too. idk what it is abt that bastard but i enjoy putting him in mental aus he has no business being in: like we both know he’d be a regency AU scoundrel or like a rake or smth and yet i’ll be on the subway crafting it in my mind palace LMAO

back in the day i used to depression-watch the encore westerns channel so those scruffy ruffians u have been read dead posting abt are making my ears perk up a little (a lot).

if i was actually writing you as a legit penpal i would decorate your letter and use different coloured ink and stickers and send u a polaroid and stuff. i am so fond of you like whoa. hugging and squeezing and pulling you 🫂🫂🫂🫂 like taffy!! have a great day and an even greater eid !!

-resident oliver gremlin xoxo

RAMADAN KAREEM EVEN THO I AM ANSWERING POST EID AS SOME KIND OF FOUL BEAST!!!! and happy belated isagi day to u twin i hope it was wonderful

i actually heard alot about the f1 stuff from beloved mutuals posting and general internet circulation!!! lots of . stuff going on in that place from what i can tell . i hope ur special sports guys won i love u !!

also glad ur not drinking too much. a birthday dinner and nightclub feel like a random combo sdjhsdkfj but sometimes u just dont want the night to end so i really get it. im not a club girl either it is so overstimulation for me in a way i have a hard time with so im SO proud of you

i feel u abt spring it is so midwest core how cold it fawking is rn fdkjkhdjfkg. but its fine we ball

ALSO SO PROUD OF U!!!!! setting boundaries w fam is sooo dogshit but u did right by yourself and thats all that matters. iA it becomes easier. also instrument, deku fan, and arthur....... ohhh anon it has been a busy and fun life i see.

I MISS OLIVER SOOO FREAKING MUCH IM HAPPY U BRING HIM UP. i agree ifhy by tyler suits him so much im going to throw my guts up fkgjdffgklsd. also no he is very russ song actually.... best on earth ft him and bia.... i will eat glass. im glad his horrible and annoying ass can support the bad beautiful shorty u are thru law school... the most he is capable of im afraid. ALSO WAIT REGENCY AU KIND OF EATS...... WILL BE SIMMERING ON THAT ..... i think him being a sleazy powerful noble who's been enaged a billion times and broken up with even more chasing u a mean noble girl who hates him ohhh .. ohhhhh

ALSO IM GLAD U LIKE MY RDR POSTING. i am. completely out of my mind about them forreal its actually notfunny anymore JKFDJLKS. but thats alright.

I WOULD LOVE GLITTER PEN. mine would have so many stickers. SO FOND OF U TOO ANON... WE ARE KISSING AND HOLDING HANDS... EID MUBARAK AND MANY BLESSINGS

[lxversrock]

5/11/23

Calm calm day. Chilled in bed for most of it and cooked for my family. I tried a new meat alternative today, called tempeh. Used it as a mince for bolognese sauce and it was so good! I feel like being veggie has really opened up my opportunities for cooking new things. I went to the gym and did some legs (sled push my beloved) and also some boxing. Since tonight was Guy Fawkes, my cat was so scared of the bangs. I took her up to my room and played her fav song on repeat to calm her down. Yes, kitties have favorite songs! I did some more research into seed bombs and guerrilla gardening, planning to start soon.

📻 - Viva La Vida by Coldplay (only song that'll put kitty to sleep)

Love always, T.

[hacked-by-nymos]

𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿, 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝟱𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿. V FOR VENDETTA (2005) dir. James McTeigue

[kaldurahms-lover]

Kaldur’ahm Dating Headcanons

Kaldur’ahm x Fem Reader

(i’ve only watched the young justice show! i have NOT read the comics)

you were a founding member of the team too

comforting him when he found out Garth and Tula were together

...and again when Tula died

getting together during the time skip between seasons one and two

knowing he was undercover

going off at M’gann after she broke Kaldur’s mind.

he definitely calls you “my love”, “darling”, “beloved”, “beautiful” etc. instead of the classic “babe” and stuff.

WILL find a way to take you to Atlantis. 

beach dates beach dates beach dates

he doesn’t like a lot of PDA but he loves to hold your hand at any moment possible

if you have pet fish, he pretend would have conversations with them, just to piss you off since you can’t understand it (even though he can’t understand them either)

when you guys first started dating Dick would hit on you just to make Kaldur mad. it stopped when he woke up one morning to his bedroom being flooded, and him being splashed in the face

like i said, not huge on pda, but VERY lovey dovey and touchy (not in a sexual way) in private

constantly wants to hold you, tons of kisses, playing with your hair, tracing shapes on your arms

THIS MANS GIVES ZERO FAWKS ABOUT YOUR BODY TYPE HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

-

i have more but i can’t think of them rn so yeah

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Ruby's F/o Tournament - Round 2 - Match 1

Vote based on whatever criteria you see fit; the ship of mine you prefer, or whichever character you prefer, or - if you don't know either - whoever you like the vibe of more! Propaganda below the cut. May the best f/o win! 🧡💜💛

Jamison "Junkrat" Fawkes

From anonymous: as a certified junkrat roleplayer i GOTTA go to bat for my boy. He’s like if you made looney tunes as a concept into a person. Autism dialed to 100. I dont care if he’s a criminal he’s a sweetheart. also i think you’d enjoy this tidbit i’ve had him say: “It’s Junkrat, thank you very much! I picked that name out meself! Mum didn’t let me make it my legal name, though. Said it’s bad for rez-ew-mes. Jokes on her, I ain’t held a single legal job in all my life. An’ I think Junkrat is very respectable! Makes my interests obvious. I like junkin’, an’ I like rats. Simple!”

Notes from Ruby: With that adorable propaganda aside, I'm trying my best to keep these Notes as equal as possible but.. I can't deny what Junkrat is to me. He's my number one f/o for four years now, he's the only f/o I've had an official wedding with, I have a tattoo of his emblem on my leg in the same place he has it on his shorts. He's my sweet Aussie bomber, my sunshine, my darling Jamie, and I love him so so much. 🥺🧡🧡🧡

Space Dandy

This f/o has received no propaganda.

Notes from Ruby: Space Dandy, my beloved dandy guy... in space! I've had feelings for Dandy since I was 15 years old, and even all this time later he makes me giggle and kick my feet whenever he does basically anything. While he's basically a himbo without the muscle, he makes up for it with the strength of his heart. Also, he gave up being God cuz that means he wouldn't have a body to physically touch boobs with. King shit. 💛💛💛

It's not too late! Click here to submit propaganda for any f/o(s)!

[digital-corruption]

Pieces of You Part 13

I want to say shopping was a breeze, but I couldn’t shake the feeling of being watched. It was probably just the paranoia instilled by Jake, but I had to bite my lip to keep from looking over my shoulder constantly.

When I got back to the apartment, Jake greeted me with big, affectionate eyes, like a beloved pet would. I couldn’t help, but laugh.

“Oh come on, you have to admit that I was quick!” I walked up to Jake on the couch.

“Could’ve been quicker,” he mumbled.

“Anyway, let’s get you out of that dirty hoodie and shirt, and check your dressings,” I put my hand out to help him stand.

He begrudgingly pushed his laptop aside and carefully stood himself up, trying not to upset his injury. Even though he stood hunched over a bit in front of me, it was the first time I really took in his height. I didn't think I was all that short, but I felt small next to him.

I led him into the bathroom, where I laid out the new dressings and antiseptic solution for him. As I was pulling his new clothes out of the bag and removing the tags, he pulled off the ripped and bloody hoodie and shirt underneath. I gasped at the sight of his chest. Not at the tone of his body, but at the scars. Too many had been left to heal without proper medical attention. He wasn’t looking after his injuries nearly well enough.

“Actually, it'd be nice if I could shower,” he asked with a blush on his face. “I know I'm not in the greatest condition.”

“Um, I hadn’t noticed,” I looked away. “But if you think you’re ok to handle it, I can get you a clean towel.”

“It’s just a cut,” he insisted.

“That is hardly ‘just a flesh wound'!” I frowned.

“Yes, it will open and bleed again, but it'll be easier to keep it clean if I'm clean,” he explained. He started to unbuckle the belt on his jeans, then paused, “Um, the towel?”

“Right, the towel,” I turned away embarrassed. I went to the storage and pulled out a fresh one. I tried not to look at his body as I handed him the towel.

Jake tilted his head and smirked, “You could help me clean it if you want to.”

“Sure, let me know when you’re done,” I nodded.

“Or you could wait until I get out,” he laughed.

“Wait, what?” I suddenly realized he had meant something else.

“You’re so worried about me. Perhaps it would put your mind at ease if you joined me,” he explained.

I gulped, “Ah, no, I'm- uh... I'm good. To wait.”

“Ok,” he gestured to his pants. “I'm going to get undressed now.”

“Hmm? Oh!” I realized that I was staring again and immediately left the room, closing the door behind me. I could hear him chuckling as I went.

While I waited for him to shower, I cleaned up the apartment a bit idly to keep myself occupied. It’s not that he took a long time, it’s more I needed to regain composure. I was cleaning up some of my mess near the couch when I noticed his Anonymous mask, the unmistakable Guy Fawkes mask peeking out of his backpack. I pulled it out and examined it. It was high quality, not one of the cheap knock-offs. I couldn’t help, but put it on. Like any other mask, it was difficult to see out of.

“It looks better on you,” I heard Jake comment.

I turned and saw him standing in the bathroom doorway with just a towel around his waist. “I'd say something V like, but I sucked at vocabulary. I can only think of two V words.���

Jake laughed and walked over, “’Words are the means to meaning, and for those who listen, the enunciation of truth.’ V’s more meaningful lines had no V words at all.”

As Jake approached, I was ever so glad for the mask covering my stunned expression. He’d already changed the dressing on his abdomen, which meant my attention was drawn to how little he was wearing right then. And how close he was getting to me.

Jake’s hand reached for the mask and lifted it just enough to expose my mouth, then leant forwards to kiss my lips. The kiss started tender at first, but quickly became more heated and passionate between us. Then was no denying the months of pent-up frustration of being separated that started to show through the cracks of Jake’s cold exterior.

“On second thought, you need to stop wearing my mask,” he moaned as he pulled away. He gently removed the mask from me.

“I thought it looked better on me?” I teased him with a smirk.

“That’s the problem,” he looked away. “I don’t have good impulse control.”

I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled myself up to him, “Neither do I. This is about your rest and recovery. There’s more that needs healing than just this flesh wound.”

I brought my lips to his, just grazing over the soft flesh to tempt the hungry wolf. He looked at me pained, like he couldn’t accept the offer.

“Jake, you do know that you still have a right to love and be loved?,” I assured him. “They can’t take that away from you. Only you can deny yourself love.”

His cold exterior shattered as he smashed his lips against mine. His hands reached around my waist to pull me even closer into him. As he gently pushed his tongue between my lips to find mine, I could feel drops run down my cheek. I gently ran my fingers through his hair at the back of his head to comfort him. He moaned softly as our tongues danced.

I pulled away ever so slightly and smiled while I took his hand in mine to lead him to my bedroom. As we walked, I could feel his intensity following me eager to continue what was started.

[sagessoftwings]

Hello!! I love how much you put into your matchups and i was wondering if i could participate😁

My name is Elena, im a bisexual girl (she/her) though i have a preference towards guys, id like a matchup with a Haikyuu character. Im a taurus, a Ravenclaw/Slytherin and an infj

I love travelling a lot and would like to visit the whole world, im actually a tourism student, but i also like going on walks, baking, watching movies, going to museums, trying different types of food and window shopping, im a city girl but I like the countryside too!! I too love memes, flowers, art, chocolate and sunny days

Im a very sensitive and empathetic person, im always worrying about those around me and making sure that they are okay and happy, specially if the are my beloved ones, i also have a crackhead side, i enjoy my alone time a lot but I enjoy going out with people (not big groups, they make me uncomfy!!) i consider myself an ambivert because my mood and how i act changes on the vibe I receive from the environment im at, i also have a huge sense of justice and im very into body positivity and feminism

Im not very good at describing myself because of body dysmorphia so this are some pics about me, i hope it okay😅

Neway, i hope this is enough and if not please feel free to message me!! Im also open for chatting anytime! I hope you have a great week and please hydrate yourself and stay safe💖

OH MY GOD YOU’RE FAWKING GORGEOUS BABE AHH. Whew 😩💦

I can totally see you with someone like Wakatoshi Ushijima

HE IS SO SWEET TO YOU OML

He loves to travel with you, always plans stuff for you two to do but his favorite was Europe

He loved watching your face when window shopping it just make his heart dance

MUSEUMS WITH HIM ARE SO FUN

He loves taking goofy pictures with you

Despite what everyone thinks he does have a sense of humor

He also adores watching movies with you

He’ll make a whole set up just for the two of you and make so many snacks

He never got that with his parents so he wants this to be special

He adores you love the country it makes him so happy because it’s what he is used to

Will totally take you strawberry picking

Will try anything new as long as it’s with you

He introduced you to tendou so you two get his chocolate samplers all the time

You and tendou are actually good friends and gave you and Ushi a tour of France

Ushijima loves to take you out on sunny days wether it’s the beach or just a day out on the town he loves it

He always has to be holding your hand or linking pinkies

Gives you soft temple kisses when in public or quick pecs on the lips

Also makes you bomb baths, he’ll get you cool bath supplies for you to enjoy

Whenever he has to go to get together for sports you two always sneak away

His favorite is sneaking of during parties to a field and just dancing

He loves you and always reassures your body

He kisses every stretch mark and every scar

<33

Ps. He thinks you’re so hot good lord, he tries not to think about it to much because he’ll get horny ;))