#HAPPY POLIN DAY BABIES

[whatabarb]

Colin: So? Did you find it pleasing?

Penelope: What?

Colin: What I did to you yesterday in the carriage.

Penelope: *almost spitting her lemonade* Dear God! Colin, we are at a ball!

Colin: *shrugging* Was I good to you?

Penelope: *blushing* This is certainly not something that we should dis-

Colin: Because you were fantastic.

Penelope: *blushing even harder and at the same time feeling rather smug* Oh... Well. Then... Yes... Thank you. You are also very... gifted when it comes to these things.

Colin: I'm very glad. Then it is settled.

Penelope: *confused af* What is settled?

Colin: We are going to marry. We will live in Bloomsbury and we will have four children. Oh, and I'm going to have a lot of fun ravishing you in carriages.

Penelope: *shook and impressed at the same time*

[grace-williams-xo]

RAMBLING THOUGHTS AFTER FINISHING PART TWO. GONNA ADDRESS MY P1 THOUGHTS FIRST. SPOILER WARNING.

1 & 2: I think Debling could’ve worked in the second half, and I’m kinda sad Cressida didn’t get a happy ending. The Creloise fell of a CLIFF after ep 5 but I think it could still be saved

5: no cishet man has ever loved his wife more than Anthony Bridgerton I’m gonna be ill

6 & 12: kanthony’s absence was felt BAD in the finale, I think their reactions to LW were sorely needed. Also Jonny and Simone have both said they’ll be at every sibling’s wedding and stick around for years but they missed Francesca’s??? Also felt their absence too much then. They’re both booked and busy I think we’ll continue to only get a couple episodes a season from them

8: Francesca did get to thrive happy in pt 2 my baby I love her

9: I think they managed to disconnect the mondrich plot even further like 😭 once again, I don’t mind them their plot just feels very empty

10: Pen and Delacroix CONTINUE to be my fave duo I love them so freaking much and they can never get rid of it

13: Portia’s growth this season continued to be 10/10 I loved her and Penelope’s relationship it really showed what it’s like to be closely related to people you oppose and the process of needing to forgive and understand them for your own peace of mind

14: that was not how I was expecting Colin to find out about Whistledown

15: Marcus felt a little rushed in part two but I think I need to watch the whole season together to fully decide

17: this was indeed the longest 27 days of my life I got Covid day after it dropped lmfao

MY ~NEW~ THOUGHTS:

We finally got character development from Cressida and if they write her out I’ll be inconsolable (as will Jessica Madsen)

I hope they paid Golda Rosheuvel good for her feet exposure. Worth more than titties in this economy

I feel the need to tell everyone that £5000 in 1815 is in the realm of £500,000 today and we cannot brush over the fact Penelope has made herself the equivalent of a literal millionaire

Anthony has two moods ‘I’m obsessed with my wife’ ‘I want to win this game’ like it is comical how drastically different his facial expression is in the game of charades compared to pretty much every other scene

Anthony saying the marriage is perfect and not hard work and Kate being like BOY I will humble you,,,, doing the lord’s work I love her so much

At some points I felt like Francesca was fighting Anthony for ‘Violet’s least favourite child’ award lmao

John saying he’s off to look at the wainscotting was unfairly funny

Cressida in the red dress is even better than I imagined fuck even if she’s not gay then I am

Peneloise back together the universe is healing I love my babies all we need now is creloise lovers and peneloise friendship simultaneously I don’t like it being one or the other sue me

However much Brimsley is getting paid isn’t enough,,,, Hugh Sachs the man that you are

I adored Penelope’s wedding dress so much and as bitter as I am still about no kanthony wedding in s2, it felt kind of right somehow for Polin to be the first wedding we properly see in this show

Most of the costumes and makeup feel like they got worse,,,,, big ‘I hired a 14 year old’ energy. I don’t need historical accuracy but I would like a modicum of care and the costume/hair/makeup dept looking at a single historical reference from before 1850,,,, please

We all got the bi Benedict we’ve been asking for and I appreciate it, and recognise that he needed Tilley to explore that, but I still would’ve preferred if they first main queer experience was not a threesome

If they go straight into benophie in s4 (which idk, I’m so torn bc I feel like F, E and B all could work well next season) then I also feel like bi Benedict was just them throwing a bone for 5 mins but meant nothing

The CONTENTIOUS Michaela Stirling,,,,, I was undecided until I saw it but that was the definition of gay panic from Francesca and it worked so well I am so excited.

As your resident peerage expert, it is much easier for women to inherit titles in Scotland than England so I wonder (not that anyone on this show knows anything) if that was a reason they chose Francesca to be sapphic [general peerage info and female inheritance info if you care]

On the above, if they can canonically end racism with one marriage then they can end homophobia with one marriage as well

We all know Eloise was the easy and obvious choice to be the queer love story but part of me does kind of like them not taking the easy route, and them going something more unexpected, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want Creloise/Sapphic El like they had eight children let’s be honest

Finch’s sneeze and Phillips’s “now Varely! The bugs!” were unfairly funny

Everything Lady Danbury said to Penelope about suspecting her and what not felt very in character and you can fight with the wall idc

Did they tell us the name of Polin’s baby boy???

Hyacinth saying she thinks of Gregory as the family pet,,,,, girl you an icon walking amongst mere mortals

Predictions I got right:

Anthony didn’t kill Colin, but “are you gonna duel your own brother” lmao I was on the right track

I knew Polin would win the Featherington baby race and I love that for them (but why were Prudence and Phillipa pregnant most of the season, barely showing, Kate was showing almost immediately, and then in the epilogue the sisters all had baby’s similar-ish ages???? Give the writers room a calendar please)

I SAID FROM DAY DOT THAT THE FURNITURE THEY BROKE FROM SEX WAS A CHAISE I CANT FIND THE POST BUT I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT WHERE DO I COLLECT MY PRIZE SOME OF YOUR GUESSES WERE TRULY FUCKING COOKED

Okay that was too long if you made it this far I’ll make you cookie ily

[polin-erospsyche]

I’d just like to take a moment today before the drop of part 2 to point out a few things about how unserious their bedroom is.

Let’s start with the obvious, there’s a gigantic mirror in front of the bed which has a great view on the bed 👀 like did Colin just place a mirror in every room???

Second the poor settee by the foot of the bed. You will soon join the fate of that lounge chair in the living room. When that day arrives may you rest in peace. Honestly Polin is really that couple who’s going to buy furniture just to be horny and break it.

Lastly, baby girl has been running away from yellow all her life, stating « I never wish to see another citrus colour » and you know what chaotic baby does? Move her out of the Featherington house just to bring her into an apartment full of yellow. Like it wasn’t enough for baby boy to sleep in the same bed as his wife he also needed to bring his emotional comfort YELLOW sheets with him. Like the boy has been surrounded by yellow his whole life and it’s not because he got the girl that he’ll stop now and honestly fair, but also poor Pen.

I can just imagine Colin being so blissfully happy and designing their whole apartment to meet their horny needs and Pen just being on the side « yes my love, yes whatever you want, yes let’s bring in yellow » 🙂‍↕️

I swear it will never get old but Colin Bridgerton is the most down bad, unserious man of the ton

[kitchenisking]

June Fic Rec

Hello my loves! I know that I'm about 2 months late and I'm sorry. My life went haywire and the being of the month along side the bridgeton/polin brain rot. (trust me the brain rot is real)

July and August fit recs with post tonight and tomorrow so keep a look out!

Happy reading😘

Come find me now, we'll hide out (we'll speak in our secret tongues) byGorgeousgreymatter - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 23,569, sterek)

It’s not often these days that his wolf and human instincts are at odds -- not when they’ve been living seamlessly in sync for so long now.

But the wolfish part of him is looking at that boy, pale and too-thin, wearing that ridiculous red sweatshirt that, for one thing, wasn't nearly protection enough in this weather, and for another, might as well be a flashing, neon sign that says chase me, and all it appears to see is want.

Or: Stiles's post-graduation road trip goes terribly wrong, and Derek has to save the idiot human from freezing to death.

Untouchable by Hedwig221b - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 17,107, sterek)

The day Stiles Stilinski entered the Berkeley campus was the day all the alphas went absolutely fucking nuts.

See, omegas were rare, even more than redheads. Got to be extremely fucking lucky to even see one in a lifetime. They were supposed to be these ethereal creatures of beauty and elegance, irresistible and blinding.

And Stiles Stilinski was exactly that.

Bundle of Accidental Joy by tearsandholdme - (Rating: Mature, Words: 69,901, sterek)

Stiles is just trying to live a simple life. Have a job, pay his rent, and survive enough to eat his next meal. But then he's fired from his job, watches a mother abandon her baby, tries to stop her and picks the baby up, and now everyone thinks the baby is his. Even his very handsome and moody boss, Derek Hale, who forces the responsibility onto him at the cost of keeping his job or else. 

----- 

Au of the 1956 film Bundle of Joy

Pack Night Out by jesuisgrace - (Rating: Mature, Words: 2,894, sterek)

What the fuck is my life? Derek thinks to himself. He’s standing in the corner, probably looking like a total creeper. The lights and the loud music drive his wolf crazy and he’s working hard to stay calm. But his pack is happy, and Derek loves seeing his pack happy. 

-

Derek takes the pack to Jungle. Stiles goes missing, and everyone but Derek seems to know what he's up to.

Derek Hale is Suffering Because of Stiles Stilinski's Oral Fixation by junixx - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1,975, sterek)

"Stiles. You can't keep chewing on that." 

"Watch me."

Excess Energy by AClosedFicIsNeverRead - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 8,422, sterek)

What was he supposed to do about this? Wait… could he fuck Stiles? Derek’s brow furrowed as that question formed in his mind. Like… was fucking Stiles actually an option for him? 

- OR - 

The one where Derek has a bisexual awakening after a night of vivid, Stiles-centric dreams and decides to do something about it.

Come Alive by RisingQueen2 (FallenQueen2) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2,352, sterek)

Stiles did not expect to run into Derek Hale again after all these years, let alone tumble into bed with him. It looks like dreams do come true.

The Will to Power by snarkatthemoon - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 3,406, sterek)

'“Let me see you, Stiles.” Derek coaxes Stiles to open his eyes with a hand on his cheek, careful to avoid the fresh wound on his face. Derek’s looking at him like he can’t believe he’s real, and Stiles feels his cheeks and chest heat up with a flush at the intensity of it.

“I can’t bear the thought of losing you too.” His face scrunches up in pain at the mere thought and Stiles isn’t sure how to reply, but now understands why everything feels so potent. 

This isn’t just sex, this is life-affirming sex.'

The Pain is for Pleasure by Staleinskii - (Rating: Mature, Words: 5,711, sterek)

Fuck Derek Hale. That’s all Stiles thought as he got out of his jeep and made his way towards the school. Fuck his smug attitude, and his sparkling green eyes, and his god-like muscles that have the ability to lift Stiles up and slam him against every surface of the loft many many times in many different positions. That was exactly how Stiles landed in his little predicament in the first place: his inability to take one step without the ghost of last night shooting pain up his ass with every step.

(or the one where Derek is packing, and he makes sure Stiles knows it throughout his school day)

Beginnings II by sffan - (Rating: T, Words: 1,138, sterek)

Stiles is sad that no one wants to kiss him. So Derek does.

[gleefullypolin]

Whiplash Opinion on the last 5 mins...

Thankfully talking out my feelings I think I understand why I'm numb. I've been so angry at myself trying to figure out why I'm just like...what's wrong with me? All day. Because I loved this season. Like seriously I enjoyed Season 3. I am not one of those people who hated it or am wanting to complain about it.

But I think my issue is simply the ending. The last 4 episodes were jam packed with feeling. And not easy feelings. They were angsty. There was anger, sadness, jealousy, fear, loneliness...and then love, devotion, loyalty, bravery, empowerment. All of that in 4 hours is a lot to work through. And we went through it all.

And then suddenly, its resolved and so very quickly they wrapped it up. With very little transition. We literally went from a wedding, to Colin sleeping on the couch and avoiding any intimacy with his wife, to resolving the main story, to a 10 second sex clip in bed to BOOM here's a baby THE END.

I think the edits they did right before release hurt them. Removing the montage hurt that piece of intimacy for Polin that would have helped ease feelings back into where they were pre-revelation. it would have eased the audience into family Polin even if it was simply easing us into that bedroom scene. I'll be honest that scene came on like a jump scare.

Mind you I love seeing it but I was like WTF is happening. I would have loved to have seen them entering the room together or laying in bed first together. Something that wasn't as abrupt. They lost the intimacy right at the end and it sort of hurt the ending.

And it left me feeling a bit numb and I think that's what I'm trying to recover from.

Again, I loved the season and I'm happy with Season 3, I still think its the best season of the 3 we have. But it was a pretty big case of whiplash in those last 5 minutes and that's all post editing. They messed that piece up. That's just my two cents.

[penelope-featherington-verse]

Married polin is here y’all!!!! My babies they look so beautiful and happy and inlove<3 This really reminds me of the rmb original book cover😪😪 Bridgerton S3 streaming in 9 days🪞🪷

[mandaplease10]

Violet Bridgerton Prequel Spin Off Idea

I know both Julia Quinn & Shonda have said they would love to explore Violet's story in a spinoff. I don't know if they would do her and Edmund's story or give her a present day spinoff with her relationship with Lord Anderson.

Either way, I have an idea that I think would do well based on a similar format we got with Queen Charlotte.

Past timeline:

We could see Violet & Edmund's love story. How they met, became friends, fell in love, got married, and started the Bridgerton Family.

Alongside this, we could also include Portia Featherington's back story. We know that she did not have a happy marriage and that she married for security, but I do wonder if she did ever love another but wasn't allowed to married them because of status. I'm also very interested in learning about how she got to where she did with Lord Featherington.

Present Timeline:

We could see a look into Violet's relationship with Lady Danbury's brother and maybe see her struggling with it because she does have feelings, but she is also worried about moving on from Edmund.

Portia Featherington's daughters have all found loving marriages and she finds herself happy, but also wishing for a chance at love. Now, that her and Violet are family, the two begin having teas togethers and sharing moments with Baby Polin, maybe getting ready for a special ball/party to celebrate the new Lord Featherington's birth, etc. And it's during their many chats that Violet sets her sights out to help Portia find a love match.

[sweetbuckybarnes]

Penelope Bridgerton’s 21st birthday

Pairings: Colin + Penelope Bridgerton

Summary: It is time for Penelope’s 21st birthday.

Main Masterlist | Polin Masterlist | Birthdays Masterlist

When Penelope was a young girl, she never properly celebrated her birthday. It was always pushed to the side as yet another day in the calendar. A constant reminder that she should have been born a boy and the heir to the Featherington estate.

Her older sisters (Prudence and Philippa) had always tore her down, giggling how Penelope preferred books, sitting by the window looking out onto Grovesner Square. Penelope didn't have the confidence to counter her sisters' words until she was forced into society a year younger than she had wanted.

She didn't realise what day it was, and the fact her 21st birthday had rolled around.

She woke up to find her husband between her legs (which wasn't an unusual occurrence), he brought her to her peak and shuffled his way up the bed.

"Good morning, my love," Penelope smiled, greeting him with a kiss - not caring, he still had some of her, left on his mouth.

"Good morning, Mrs. Bridgerton," Colin replied, pressing a second kiss to her nose. "Happy birthday."

Penelope knew she could easily blame the blissed-out state he caused for her moment of confusion. "Hmm? What did you say?"

"It's your birthday, Pen," he tells her, looking down at her with his own look of confusion.

"But, my birthday is the-"

"8th day of April. Which is today."

Penelope sits herself up and looks at Colin. "It's my birthday?"

The morning of her birthday (being one-and-twenty) was spent a lot different to how she had spent her previous one. Last year, she was acknowledged (somewhat) by her family, she and Eloise were not on speaking terms and she was ignoring Colin’s letters.

However, this year. She was married, happily. Ever so happily. And she had recently become a mama! To her darling Thomas. Deep down, she did not care what gender her baby was, she did hope for a little girl. A little girl all to herself.

Colin played with one of the loose ends of Penelope's updo, not really giving a damn what his mother-in-law was thinking about him. He was absolutely smitten with his wife. Nothing would ever change that.

He took his eyes off Penelope for just a moment, to glance out of the Featherington drawing room (the sounds of Prudence and Philippa complaining about anything falling on his deaf ears), he could see Anthony making his way across the square from Bridgerton House.

He felt a silent sigh of relief leave him. It wasn't that he didn't like his in-laws, but the way they treated Penelope grated him the wrong way.

"A visitor, Lady Featherington," Mrs. Varley told Portia as Anthony made his way into the yellow/green drawing room.

"Oh, my! Lord Bridgerton!" Portia gasps, sitting herself higher in her seat. Anthony was closely followed by Violet, who smiled (for just a second) at her daughter-in-law, cradling Thomas to her side, and then frowning just a little.

Anthony didn't say anything for a few moments. "I am sorry to interrupt this... lovely moment, but it is time Colin and Penelope came to Bridgerton House to continue the... festivities."

"What festivities?" Prudence asked.

Penelope looked down into her lap, reaching her hand over to lace her fingers with Colin's - acting as an anchor so he doesn't completely explode. "Whatever you are thinking, please, do not say it."

The hand, which wasn't laced with Penelope's, was now clutching the side of the patterned chair. "I believe it is time we were leaving, Pen," Colin tells his wife, as he hears Prudence repeat her words. "The festivities, Prudence? It is your little sister's birthday."

"It is your birthday?" Philippa asked.

“Oh, Phillipa,” Portia sighed, even before Philippa gave birth - she wasn’t the… smartest… of the bunch. Portia stood up and cupped her daughter’s face in her hands. “Do enjoy your birthday with the Bridgerton’s. We will be here when you come back for supper.”

Kate stood in front of the birthday girl, gently tying a party hat made by Violet beneath her chin. Penelope watched Colin chase the now toddling heir to the Bridgerton title - little Edmund II.

"Are you alright, Penelope?" The current Viscountess asked her sister-in-law.

Penelope was silent for a few beats. "How did you know you were expecting Edmund?" This was something they couldn’t discuss as Kate was on a trip to India with Anthony when Penelope realised she was expecting.

Kate looked at Penelope with wide eyes. "I was horrifically ill. You could not keep me away from a porcelain bowl if you tried," Kate chuckled for a moment. "Missing my courses was another sign."

"Were you ever tired?" Penelope asked. "I once had a three-hour nap on some sheets. Colin had to scrub the dried ink marks off my face,” they both giggled. “Before I was expecting Thomas, I loved salmon. But ever since, I haven’t been able to find myself in the same room. Even after the birth, I cannot stand it.”

Colin watched from the swings as Penelope and Violet were talking under the gazebo. He smiled as Violet reached over to play with the Featherington heir’s feet (although at 4 weeks old he is technically the new Lord Featherington).

"Uncle Colin!" Augie gave his uncle a child-like shove to his thighs. "Uncle Colin, you promised to play!"

Colin was somehow able to pull his attention back to his nephew. "Indeed, I did. I did promise you."

Colin crouched in front of his nephew, whilst keeping an eye on his mother, wife and son. There seemed to be a bit of a kerfuffle as something happened. He mentioned for Benedict to take over from what he was doing.

Augie made a noise of protest. "Auntie Pen needs to speak to me. Is it alright if Uncle Benedict plays with you?"

Augie's face twitched and looked at the other Bridgerton son. "I like you more," Augie told Benedict. The second-born son stuck his tongue out childishly as Colin got up from the ground.

"Pen?"

"Can you help me, darling?” She motioned to Thomas, who had sadly been sick all down the front of her new green dress.

Colin turned back around after sending Rae to get Penelope a new and (more importantly) clean dress from across the street, as well as something for Thomas.

“Come on, let’s get you both cleaned up,” he leaned down to kiss her but felt her step back. “Pen?” She has never stepped back from a kiss before.

“Do you honestly want to kiss me whilst I have your son’s breakfast down the front of my dress?”

“And I have never thought you could look more beautiful.”

“With Thomas’s breakfast on my dress?”

“As a mother to our baby boy, and being my beautiful wife.”

[maevelin]

Scandal free Bridgerton yet to be found

Okay...but if you think about it. Violet could be happy for Polin being scandal free only...it was not scandal free from the start and she had her hand in it LOL

Like we know Portia had been telling to the whole Ton Debling was going to propose and then Colin goes to the ball (with mommy's blessing), interrupts the dance before the Lord proposes, Debling leaves, Penelope leaves, Colin leaves and all that PUBLICLY and then the very NEXT day the Polin engagement is announced LMAO

This reeks of SCANDAL but Violet is happy because she practically pushed Colin to this direction (well minus the carriage in her head) and then they go forward all PROPERLY about it.

There is an official engagement party (oops Penelope faints) and they declare the wedding date in the church (wait Polin dances in the church) and there is PROPRIETY.

So Violet is happy that she finally gets an unproblematic love story -almost- scandal free and THEN:

Penelope Bridgerton is Lady Whistledown.

And then we get the Polin baby...quite early on. Not something unheard of but mother Violet KNOWS lol

I mean...she really really THOUGHT Colin and Penelope would be scandal free..she really BELIEVED IT.

And now she probably thinks okay. At LEAST Francesca is scandal free. Sure, special licence and quick marriage but it was all very proper and quiet and then enter MICHAELLA.

At this point I would....should...feel sorry for Violet but I am sure it is mostly her GENES working there because have you seen how she acted with Marcus? Ogling him as he ate? Like Daphne did with Simon and Colin did with Penelope and the only diversion is that Antony instead of staring at Kate eating he was...sniffing her!

IT. IS. GENETIC.

Like mama girl what did you expect from your offspring if you can't help it either?

[bisexualfemalemess]

BRIDGERTON SEASON 3 PT 2 SPOILERS

Live reaction episode 5:

I’m a little disappointed that we didn’t get to see Penelope’s answer to colin’s proposal but in my head she just straight up faceplanted outta that carriage. On another note, colin constantly looking back at her to check on her is peak protective husband. Colin ‘my wife’ bridgerton indeed. Also Penelope’s so loved by his family and not him being willing to fight Eloise, his own sister, like hold your horses buddy. El baby she’s loved him since you guys were children. Both are honestly valid and i love them both so much, i just need my peneloise besties back right now. Like so expeditiously. Awww, colin checking up on pen. He’s truly already so far gone. I’M SORRY THE TREE???? What the actual fuck???? Lady tilley arnold needs to get the fuck off my screen. I’ve never read the books but booktok and twitter made me love sophie already, i need her. Not pen listening to her family reading LW Lmaoo she seems so smug about it. EY LADY DANBURY HAPPY ABOUT POLIN THEY’RE SO LOVED BY EVERYONE. KANTHONY MY BABIES. MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE ACTUAL PARENTS STFU. Anthony’s so feral for her 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 aww hyacinth is so excited to tell them about polin’s new engagement my daughter fr. HYACINTH OMG IJBOL NOT HER SAYING GREGORY’S THE FAMILY PET I’MMA DIE. Eloise baby she did not use you, she loves you and you love her so make up bitches. Cressida is so gay for eloise no one can tell me otherwise. OH MY GOD NOT THE BOOK LINE ABOUT HIS LOVE BEING A THUNDERBOLT FROM THE SKY SOMEONE SEDATE ME (might need to make a part two and i’m only 10 minutes in) they’re not even married yet and Benedicts like “your wives” she’s always been a bridgerton for real. PORTIA I AM INDIFFERENT TOWARDS YOU BUT BACK OFF FROM MY GIRLY AND DON’T MAKE HER DOUBT HER RELATIONSHIP. COLINS SO HOT TELLING PORTIA OFF SOMEONE GET ME SOME HOLY WATER OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. HE’S BEEN WITH HER FOR LESS THAN 24 HOURS AND HE’S ALREADY THROWING AROUND THE L-WORD OH HE FELL SO HARD FOR HER IMMA THROW MYSELF IN FRONT OF A MOVING TRUCK. MIRROR SCENE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ALRIGHT ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING OH HIS SPEECH IMMA KILL MYSELF IM SO SERIOUS. THIS IS PERFECT OH MY GOD, NICOLA COUGHLAN IS A GODESS AND THEIR CHEMISTRY IS SO PALPABLE. “LIE DOWN” THAT WAS SO FUCKING HOT, COLIN BRIDGERTON CAN COMMAND ME AROUND ANY DAY. Sex scene, sex scene, sex scene….TO POV???? Oh, that’s such a beautiful song choice. This is literally so intimate, i feel like I’m intruding. Colin bridgerton is a canon consent man and as a woman i think that’s so sexy. That was the cutest sex scene of my life, cute, hot, awkward, everything a first time is supposed to be (i wouldn’t know🙊) KANTHONY SCENE. HES THE CUTEST ALL KISSING HER STOMACH. Newton and Anthony always beefing. Their so cute 😫😫😫. Awww John and Francesca are so cute as well. Awwww him asking about marriage 😖😖😖. VISCOUNTESS KATE IN ACTION MY BABY GIRL. She’s working overtime being pregnant, viscountess and giving eloise advice. She clocked peneloise’s tea. AWW Post-sex polin is the cutest with the book line too 🥹🥹🥹🥹 and the teasing!!! They’re truly so friends to lovers. NOT HER GETTING INTERRUPTED WHEN SHE WANTS TO TELL HIM SHE’S WHISTLEDOWN. FUCK ASS SERVANTS. Oh poor pen having to listen to her fiancé trash-talk her without knowing he’s taking about her, like i wouldn’t tell him i’m Whistledown either after this, bet. Also they literally have no sense of personal space and it’s too cute. Aww a colin and eloise talk. THEY WERE INSEPARABLE AND THEY NEED TO BE AGAIN SOON OR IMMA DO SOMETHING SO DRASTIC I SWEAR TO GOD. Peneloise as bestie sister-in-law’s is something that i need so bad it’s like not even funny anymore. Penelope’s sister need to leave her the fuck alone and portia needs to leave her ulterior motives at the door even penelope was like what the hell is going on. I don’t really mind will and alice plot honestly they’re just a cute married couple, much like polin will be. OH MY GOD NOT BENEDICT CALLING KATE SISTER IM DYING IM DECEASED. THAT FUCK ASS TOP HAH OH MY LORD. NOT COLIN CALLING PENELOPE HIS BRIDE TO BE 🫠

[choster33]

Bridgerton Season 3 Episode 5 Reaction

I have done this for the first four episodes, so I will do this four the next four episodes. I am super excited to watch the last four and am very excited to see all the Polin love and drama! Here we go!

I love the Bridgertons warm reception to Penelope, but was expecting some shock, but it's like they all already kind of knew! And them being so happy it's Penelope is so cute! Eliose is justified in her actions here, I totally get her, Penelope is still keeping secrets from him and knows it will devastate him.

Where I don't understand Eloise is that if she was such close friends with Penelope and paid enough attention to her, she would have picked up Penelope's crush on Colin. Show Eloise sort of irritates me in that she is very self centered and likes to hear herself talk, but doesn't really listen to others.

Queen Charlotte, I think has reasons to be upset with Lady Whistledown. LW has been right about a lot of things, but sometimes she could be sharp and call the Queen and the court out, which is tantamount to treason. LW has been blinded by the power she wields to thinking she has as much power as the queen, but the queen has infinitely more money, power, and might than a writer, so she should have been more careful.

I love me some Kanthony, yes! I've been missing them in the past episodes and now they're back! They're going to have a baby and I want to shout out loud like Anthony did. So so cute! I want to see as much Polin in future seasons!

Eloise, Eloise. I get the anger and confusion, but to question your entire relationship? I hate this rift between them that is not in the books and hope for a reconciliation, but I hate this. Peneloise is a hallmark friendship and super cute. The writers better reconcile them!

I like that the Bridgerton brothers aren't objecting Penelope or making fun of her or anything and just focusing on how swiftly the relationship is moving. Anthony is becoming wise in his years and his marriage to Kate and him telling Colin to tell Penelope how he feels is gold coming from a man forced into marriage in the books.

Portia Featherington, ugh. I love to hate this woman! I think the actress eats up her scenes and she is so infuriating. I totally understand Penelope's lack of enthusiasm for speaking to her mother or engaging with her, it's been a steady stream of neglect and abuse from the Featheringtons all her life.

Fancy on the neighbor boy? Shut up, Portia! He loves her! I would see her side due to Penelope's spinsterhood, but Portia has always overlooked Penelope which is why she is the way she is. And the Bridgertons treated you harshly because of Portia's awful schemes regarding Marina that she knew and cosigned. They were awful and should be chastised. And her entrapping him is rich when Portia had all her schemes in the past.

Come through, Colin! Yes, I predicted that Portia would get a telling off moment and here it is! You go, Colin! The Bridgerton boys are so gentlemanly and chivalrous. This is giving me Anthony telling off the Sheffield- Sharmas and I'm here for it.

Oooooh, mirror scene, mirror scene! I have seen pictures from this scene and had some spoilers and now it's here! Colin is so in love and so cute for this. Penelope is so broken and traumatized she doesn't realize her amazingness and beauty! But Colin sees it and wants her to see herself as he sees her. Yes, yes, yes!

This is so passionate and hot! More of this please! I love how Colin keeps making Penelope look at herself and see her beauty. I also love that this is in the light and the day where nothing can hide. They are also portraying first time sex really well, he is so gentle with her!

I love how into it and focused on her he is which is such a contrast to how he was with the prostitutes. He is so into her pleasure that he is so pleased to make her feel good. Love that for him.

More Kanthony! I'm here for it, they are soooo cute! I love seeing Kate and Anthony and hope that they are here season after season. I love seeing the entire family together.

Love Francesca and John as well. They are going to get married soon I can feel it. I would normally think that they are moving too fast, but I like them so much that I don't care. I think the actors portraying them really do a good job of showing who the characters are and they're undeniable chemistry with each other that them getting together is a foregone conclusion at this point.

I love Kate and think she is a great Lady Bridgerton. I loved last season and am so glad she is figuring in the story still. I love her being a good big sister to Eloise. Kate is so intuitive and wise that this conversation makes sense to happen and I love how Eloise actually listens to her.

I love Varley she is so funny and amusing to me. She is so loyal to the Featheringtons. I hope that we don't have another Featherington scandal to contend with. Portia, keep it together.

Luke Newton is sooo hot! Yummy! And so is Nicola! Perfect breasts indeed!

I saw this coming in a way about the queen. She is pissed at Lady Whistledown and I get that LW is weak right now because she is distracted by falling in love with Colin. The Queen is not wrong, this would be the perfect time to pounce. I like the change from Lady Danbury issuing the challenge to the Queen in the show because the Queen is far more invested in LW in the show and it shows how powerful LW is, even having the Queen as a rival or adversary and getting away with it. Plus it makes the reward and consequences bigger.

Tell him Penelope! She's not going to anytime soon I fear, but I wish she did!

Eloise took Kate's advice and is talking to Colin. This is funny because even in the book Penelope finds it odd that Penelope and Colin got together and was sad she was losing a friend, so I see her reaction here and get it. Especially being at odds currently with Penelope. But I get Colin, too. Eloise loved Penelope and did think of her as a sister.

Ugh, Lord Greer. Poor Cressida. Matches like these were more the norm during this time and it's good that Bridgerton is going here. Love stories like the Bridgertons are the rare stories for the time.

Ha! The look on Penelope's face when Portia steps in! Like what have you done with my mother? I'm glad Portia is changing her tune, but it is hilarious because she has allowed such trauma to be done and said to Penelope over the years. Featheringtons support one another, lol.

I love the matriarchs loving on Penelope! Penelope is such a smart and exceptional woman, she is Lady Whistledown for goodness sakes. So I'm glad that all these other brilliant women see it too.

I don't really like Lord Anderson, that much but I don't know if it's my gut reaction or Lady Danbury's stink eye. I trust Lady Danbury so there's some drama happening here between them and until I know, I don't like him. His smile seems fake.

Eloise is not wrong here, she's not making it about herself or being childish. She is giving Penelope time to tell Colin and also speaks of how Colin would be upset knowing that Eloise knew. It's going to make Penelope lose her mind to give her a deadline like that, but here we go.

I wasn't sure where they were going with a conflicted Penelope and Eloise, but I'm kind of liking the drama. This is a relationship we've seen since Season 1, episode 1 and we're invested in this friendship. So to see Eloise so bitter and disappointed is juicy. She is right, Penelope is hiding something and it will hurt Colin.

I love that the game Charades reveals that Eloise and Penelope are the group's intellectual giants. They are best friends and one of them is Lady Whistledown and so I love that for them. They are so brilliant, no wonder that they are best friends and that they are wallflowers, they are miles intellectually from others.

Oof, Cressida is becoming desperate! I think this is going to be a turn from which there is no return. I was getting to have sympathy for her and was enjoying the friendship between her and Eloise, but now I think her desperation is going to drive her to a bad path. Plus, why is she attacking Eloise? Eloise is smarter than her, and has found out who LW is and is just not telling anyone about it. Eloise is trying to be a good friend and trying to get Cressida down a bad path.

Poor Penelope, she must be feeling so stressed and panicked right now. I like this episode for the pacing and the drama. Tick tock is right. There is so much going on. Baby announcement. Cressida's news. Penelope's fainting.

I knew from the books that Cressida was going to come forward and I like how the show is framing it as an act of desperation. I still don't like the decision to come forward as Lady Whistledown, but this feels more complex than in the books, where Cressida is just a hateful cow.

Well, I loved this episode it had sexy Polin in it as well as lots of drama. She still hasn't told Colin and that reveal is going to be filled with drama. I hope for more passionate scenes and for more drama for the next episodes along with a glorious reunification with Eloise.

Season 3 has been so good so far. The perfect blend of romance, humor, suspense, and drama. Lots of fan service. I am satisfied!

[girllookingoutwindow]

I read a fanfiction where Penelope was kind of the opposite of her canon counterpart. Her fanon counterpart was similar to canon Eloise. She did not like the idea of marriage because getting married would mean she would have to have children and Penelope did not want to be a mother. The thought of carrying a child for nine months and having her body change to accomadate the baby, experiencing painful labor and childbirth, and having to care for another human being until they reach adulthood terrified her. The story is very similar to s3 with Penelope changing her entire wardrobe and Colin volunteering to give her lessons and her managing to snag Lord Debling but the difference is she's very adamant about marrying Debling even though Colin desperately wants her to marry him because Debling doesn't want any children from her. In the story if he were to die Pen would become an extremely wealthy widow. Debling had no other male relatives. Penelope knew that if she were to choose Colin she'd have to give him children because Colin would want a family and Penelope does not want to be a mom. Colin loves her so much that he was willing to give that dream of his up - to be a father - but Penelope declines his proposal after their carriage ride because she loves him and wouldn't take that away from him. But surprise surprise (they actually had sex in the carriage after Colin told the driver to continue on when they reached Bridgerton House) and Penelope discovers she's having his kid on the day of her wedding to Debling and has no choice but to call off the wedding and marry Colin instead. In the epilogue Pen is the mother of a baby boy who is the next Lord Featherington and while she's happy deep down she resents Colin for making her a mom. She loves her kid and loves her husband but begins to distance herself from them until one night when Pen was reading in the drawing room her son who is a few years old asks her why she doesn't love him and Colin and the story ends with Penelope breaking down.

The saddest Polin fic I've ever read.

And now I'm crying too. 😭

[nic-coughlan]

I agree with your whole honeymoon bliss opinion. II remember there was a “spoiler” going around about a sex montage and I guess everyone assumed it would be Polin, but it was actually Benedict… which was weird. Like I understand that is part of his storyline and probably the set up for his season, but could we not have used some of that time to have some happy Polin moments instead?

I mean the man slept on the sofa for like the first days/weeks of his marriage, practically avoiding any contact with his wife. We know that they were feral after all that. 😂😂😂

yeah, i get like the end with the babies and showing them with a baby boy is supposed to highlight that bliss. colin is an author with a published book, penelope is still writing, they have a baby boy together, they're happy and in love, but it was so sudden and over so quickly i couldn't digest it at all. for so much angst to get that teeny tiny bubble is like 'oh.....okay....um thanks i think?'

yeah the sex montage, we all deluded ourselves with that. i mean we have the carriage scene and their first time and yeah, we could have had more, but listen look at the cards we have, yeah? savour it. we did good.

[polin-erospsyche]

Part 2 to my incredibly long reaction to the incredibly short trailer

Part 1

In other news, less dramatic ones, Kanthony are home and they’re bringing with them some much needed order and sense back into the mayhem that is the Bridgerton home and everyone’s happy about it

Yes Anthony, things have been swift. They know. They definitely know the gentleman Colin prised himself on being is long gone, and that he’s compromised Pen and the worst thing is Colin’s not even half apologetic about it. He’s just so pleased with himself? Look at him and his emotional support liquor, he’s li ke « hehehe I did finger her in the back of a carriage, it was wild, I finally know what love is hehe »

El is also hanging out with her emotional support champagne. “Here’s to truly knowing each other, completely” that stings. Also Colin is catching up on the fact that Pen is not being truthful, he’s slowly waking up to all the blatantly obvious clues. Queue to said blatantly obvious clues (also the ring!!!):

The boy is so confused though when she says she’s been writing letters. He’s like “to whom??? I’m right here??? Tell me there’s not another suitor you’ve been secretly seeing” —> actually talking about this do you think that’s how Colin starts to think that he has competition and makes up a completely fictional rival??!

In other news Pen is just there hanging out with a family who finds emotional support in alcohol while she’s just hanging out in her psychological horror show. It’s ok baby, breathe and go tell him. I promise he’ll find it way more appealing than we all thought originally.

Also did I mention I need more horny and domestic Polin??? And they look so good in their new flat??? Like it’s literally their colour. Did Colin really go out there the very next day and was like “I need a blue, green, and yellow flat for the love of my life”?

Ok this is where I start to freak out. First he’s exchanged his emotional support liquor for emotional support tea. So the angst?! I’m gonna need my own emotional support liquor

Also this is so strange to me, he’s in their flat most likely, he’s sitting on the couch. It’s morning so he’s had time to process. Pen (if the shot right after is the same scene) barely dares to go and see him but she also has her hair down and looks to be at home. So are they already living together before they get married? If so the scandal. Or is this ep 8? But there seems to be pillows on that couch too? So did he sleep on the couch? Do we get to see the awkward and fragile state of their relationship, where they’re hurt but their love for each other is still so incredibly deep? If so I will die in the angst ditch that is Polin

And we’re back to lighter stuff, I think this is ep6 so he still had no idea. And just the way she giggles? Oh my heart cannot handle the sweetness.

WHAT AM I GOOD FOR??? So much Colin. You’re worth and count for so much my sweet summer child. Oh hero complex Colin, we love you oh so much. I was dying the whole way through but this is where I perished. THE ANGST. They really need to meet each other midway though. She needs to let him in and he needs to learn that she does not need saving, she needs love and companionship.

Thank you Netflix, I love them ❤️ Polin was getting a bit too real and dramatic for a second there.

[atlafan]

Happiness Begins - a polin modern day au

Penelope didn’t choose to have a crush on her best friend’s older brother. She didn’t choose for that crush to turn into pure, unadulterated love. If she had any choices, she would have chosen for Colin to love her back. To notice her. That’s not fair. He does notice her, just not in the way she’d like him to.

Chapter 1 - Strangers [READ CHAPTER 1 ON AO3]

Time stands still and it's only us   What we feel started way before we ever touched   Just imagine only us   Yeah, you found me right before I'd given up

Chapter 2 - Sucker [READ CHAPTER 2 ON AO3]

Don't complicate it (Yeah) 'Cause I know you and you know everything about me

Chapter 3 - Don’t Throw It Away [READ CHAPTER 3 ON AO3]

Take pictures out of all the frames Pack up your love with all your things See if it helps, give it a week I bet no one else gets you like me

'Cause I know you think you're better off without me now Sayin' all you need is space But baby, we can work this out

Chapter 4 - Used To Be [READ CHAPTER 4 ON AO3]

Spending all your time with your new friends And you take 'em all the places now that we been Say you wanna talk, how-have-you-beens I'm the only one you know that'll listen

Chapter 5 - Hesitate [READ CHAPTER 5 ON AO3]

I will take your pain And put it on my heart I won't hesitate Just tell me where to start

I thank the oceans for giving me you You saved me once and now I'll save you too I won't hesitate for you

Chapter 6 - I Believe [READ CHAPTER 6 ON AO3]

Well, call me crazy And people saying that we move too fast But I've been waiting, and for a reason Ain't no turning back 'Cause you show me something I can't live without I believe

Chapter 7 - Love Her [READ CHAPTER 7 ON AO3]

Drive me crazy, make me mental No other buttons she can push One second she's Miss Sentimental Then she's afraid she's said too much Opposites attract and we're the livin' proof of this But I keep on comin' back like a magnet 'Cause when you love her No matter the fight you know she's always right And that's alright And they say love can hurt But seein' her smile can get you every time

Chapter 8 - Only Human [READ CHAPTER 8 ON AO3]

You got all my love to spend, oh Let's find a place where happiness begins

[gleefullypolin]

Stacy's Tipsy Musing's – Penelope Bridgerton Hot Takes - Part 4

Ok boys and girls, we need to have a little chat about Penelope Bridgerton.

Part 2 has been out now for a couple of days and there have been a lot of hot takes to come out of the season. A LOT of hot takes. I’m going to break this down into 4 parts like I did for Colin ((Part 1, 2, 3, 4, Bonus). 4 questions that I'm seeing really bad hot takes about Penelope.

Not surprising I see lots of hot takes about Pen, because either A) people cannot handle a woman complex emotions and facets, B) hate on a woman who does not fit societal norms and standards or C) are stans who refuse to see that all characters have imperfections which make them even more delicious to watch.

Last time we talked about Colin’s entrapment statement to Pen and her reaction to it.  Question 1,   Question 2, Question 3, now lets get to question 4:

Isn’t Pen ending up with a baby right away truly ending her career and freedom for her and colin and traveling?

Ok so I see this complaint a lot, they didn’t get a honeymoon, they didn’t get to travel, they just had a baby and it’s all over. So for one, we have no idea what they did during their time before they loved up, got embroiled in drama, got married, resolved their issues, published, and had a baby. They very well may have taken time to travel while she was pregnant (Anthony and Kate are spending 6 months traveling to India while Kate is pregnant so it’s not unheard of).

So I don’t think it’s stopping them from doing things. However, they must have spent time editing Colin’s journals, because he mentions that he did that with Pen. We know that the Whistledown is the first of the season because it’s her intro so they have spent their off season editing and most likely in their bedroom because we know that to be Polin’s thing. And his pull out game is shite, so I don’t expect the babies to stop and they didn’t exactly seem to be completely ruined by having one. So perhaps that IS what makes them happy.

Colin wrote a book about traveling ALONE. Maybe he’s done with that. He has a family now. He found his home. His home is Penelope. I’m quite curious to see what happens when we return in S4 to see what they have been up to and what they are doing besides each other. But I have a feeling she will be a devoted wife, mother, and devoted to her budding career. It does not seem she is wanting for freedom, and thus we should not grieve it for her.

Thanks for listening to my musings the last few days! I hope you learned something from all my drabbles, whether you agreed with me or not. If you think of any other questions, my ask box is always open!

Happy drinking!