#HEAD IN HANDS EMOJI

[forkpigeon3146]

i love being aro don't get me wrong this is the free-est ive ever felt knowing who i am finally but im devastated at times that i wont have a wife, that i wont ever flip my claddagh ring, that i will never be normal

and sure i'll love someone platonically with just as much intensity but it'll never be romantic, i can never give people who love me romantically the same affection

[revengeromance]

the Liza Minelli interview………

[stareyed-knight]

> self proclaimed “galacta knight enthusiast”

> doesn’t even post on his birthday

[heartscrypt]

also its fucked up that my first ever attempt at animation is going to be 43 seconds long 4 frames per second why sm i willingly subjecting myself to this

[itsyaboyredacted]

Who up crying over Matpat's retirement

[boneeatingbitch]

HELL ON EARTH<thinking about extraction sleepover lore implications

[nonbinaryphantom]

ah shit here comes my tendency for dropping unknowable gods into my fics who have plans that are beyond humanity’s goals

[daxieoclock]

Anyway hi not to be that person who reposts songs but hey followers you owe it to yourself to listen to this. Holy fuck

[creep-girl]

whiteboard fox needs to have an actual eraser tool that doesnt erase the whole thing u drew . i cant go on like this anymore

[my-names-kris]

u ever just have a friend thats delving into proship territory and u like dont want to leave them because of that but ur morals say u have to and its just ugh

this has happened twice now and both ppl i cared about at one point. one of them i still care about A LOT.

[isjasz]

[Day 113]

🌱🌅❤️

manifesting mumbo in the life series 2 days left manifesting this photo is real i took it its them teasing the life series manifesting

[waveoftheocean]

"i can see it in his eyes" 🥰

[kruinka]

i think i have a type idk happy belated 520

[moderndaypandora]

The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au.  Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously.  Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?

Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.

(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.

Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?

Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?

Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.

Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?


Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?

Desire: well done!

Death: and for a three-month anniversary?


Dream: give them a key to my flat.

Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)

Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".

(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--

Dream: Hob

Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?

Dream: NO.

Death: oh thank go-

Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.

Death: . . .

Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?

Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?

Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.

Death: fuck

Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.

Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?


Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?


Death: yeah.

Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.

Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]

Johanna, morose: the bastard.

In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)

[skimpilydressedwithanaxe]

I made this mainly for fun because I like a lot of colors but it turned out somewhat ok

[adrian-sheppy]

this is queerbait itslike basicaly canon but its queerbait th this is--*is forcefully removed from the stage* REMEMEBR WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU . REMEBE