#HEEELP MEEEE

[restlesscrustacean]

IM FREAKIN PUT I NEED MY WIFE BETWEEN MY LEGS RIGHT FUCKKNG NOW OR IM GONNA GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[emmetryx]

i tried drawing ludwig again for the first time in ages. i forgot how much i hated drawing his hair how do you guys do it i am in agony .

[dimikira]

google how to be successful google how to not worry parents how to stable income how to have place of my own how to end this madness!!!! augh!!!!!

[adiosterror]

Personal classpect crisis incoming So, all of my friends collectively agree I'm a page of hope and idk how to feel about it bro,, like, I have EVERYTHING themed breath not only because of john but because I'M BREATH TOO!! I'M A PAGE OF BREATH!! Okay okay to fill you in, I'm quite literally a page personified. There is nobody more page than me in this whole world. For real for real. HOWEVER. The trouble with my classpecting always comes down to my aspect. I constantly bounce between breath and hope in terms of my personality, but I've been a breath player for my whole time in the homestuck fandom. The trouble is that I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT ANYMORE!! Me and the besties like two years ago were going 'yeah you're so breath coded it's talking about your future being bright and independent' and now EVEN PEOPLE I JUST MET LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO THINK I'M HOPE My best friend was like 'hey (person who I met recently) do you think jake (me not english) is a page of breath or a page of hope' 'oh dude! hope, easy' like WHAAAATT Bro,, I feel like if I swap my aspect now I'll feel like such a faker if that makes sense?? Like "ohhhh, so your name is jake, your whole profile is themed around jake, you dress like jake, and now you're the classpect of jake too?? suuuure....." like NOOOO YOU DONT GET IT!!!! I DIDNT CHOOSE THIS I SWEAR ITS COINCIDENCE I PROMISE!!!!!! I die and rot away. Even if I swap to a hope player wth do I do with all my breath stuff??? I have breath buttons, I have a breath t-shirt, I sent in a john x reader request about being a PAGE OF BREATH!!! What am I gonna do, send in ANOTHER?? NO!!! THAT'S RUDE!!!! Help me out chat, I'm having an identity crisis. I can't be a page of hope when my best friend is a literal prince of heart. It's just too poetic, it's too good to be true, this cannot happen.

[karokawwo]

ok yea no i'm struggling w mhin's clothes and it doesn't help i have a headache

[the-last-high-noon]

my mechanisms brainrot is HORRID someone please kill me

[tottymatsuno]

Nothing is worsw than wanting to read something more than write it especially when ur craving that thing specifically.

I dont wanna read any porn atm but the reallt niche idea that i could eat up in 15k or more rn is sitting pretty at 101 words.

This stems entirely from the fact that im a hack and i never once write something with a true plot thats meant to end. I'm always in it for the world building, the lore, journey and vibes. I would've killed at being a 90s sitcom writer. Best in the syndication business. Put on a random episode and you're good

[fourthtrumpet]

got both a covid booster and flu vaccine today and i feel like im playing amnesia the bunker irl right now. theres a rat king chacing me and my bunker keeps getting shelled

[snailsnaps]

NOOOOOOOO NOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE SICK NOOOOO AUHGGHHH

[ewizaah]

YESYESYES IT WAS WITH THE HELP OF MY FRIEND SPIRITREE_SALSA_TIME!!!! WE CALL THEIR SHIPNAME THAT!!

Hi I wil draw ur piemations Headcannons/aus/whatever just tell me I am taking requests

[r0zeclawz]

this "doctor house" show sounds pretty fun but i have such a phobia of needles im sure they wont do lumbar punctures every episode tho itll be fine!!!!!

[soliusss]

good afternoon chat this is my first time scultpingnplease be nice. it is ion

[cheetahplaza]

heyyy (with the intention of charging you every time you die in the mines even though we are married)

posted this to the wrong blog earlier soz i was tired

ref image under the cut

[simcardiac-arrested]

compensation :-]

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME

[getmoneyghoul]

I wanna finish Batman TAS this week but idk what Batman show to start next. The Batman (2004) or Batman Beyond. Or I could just watch both of them. Or secret third option (Justice League)

[beetlekiss]

dirk strider . I need bicep squish on my face righy now . or else i die . Help .