#HELPHELPHELP

[absolutely-no-one1]

POOB I LOVE YOU UAAAAGSHSHG

[misanthrapologist]

save me lesbian

[shadowmiilk]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM LITETALLY IN CLASS RN (its break time dw) AND IM TRYING MY BEST TO NOT FREAK OUT RN I JUST HSHDBENHXHXJ NAJAJEJXHXNZJZ—

IM ON CALLWITH MY FRIENDS HAVING A CATACLYSMIC AUTISMMOMENT

[problematicraccoon]

IMPORTANT TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION a woman just told me my name is pretty is this flirting

[riichie-was-and-still-is-here]

richie lipschitz ask blog !!!

//idk if i can match this guy's cringe but ill do my best 😭💔 sorry for the stupid ass username but the other ideas i had were too painful to type out

no weird nsfw stuff please !!!

no ships either sorry 💔

^ asks from other characters are totally fine tho!!! just don't expect anything like that ykyk

uh i think that's all ?? im scared

I don't think richie would have the balling cat as his banner thing but I've literally never watched ANY of the stuff he's mentioned 😭🙏

ALSO!!! doing little rps through asks is totally fine but please don't make it like. those rlly detailed ones bc that scares the hell out of me

[averysaurus]

Hey people who write and/or draw, quick question. How do you write or draw when every time you even think of it it feels like an invisible hand starts squeezing your windpipe

[starship-kitten]

Help my girlfriend is talking about magic and I'm literally leaking

[cloudy-squid]

I live with people who think taylor swift is a good person/singer/example

[maddangoo]

this is my first tumblr post i’m scared and confused

[fairyfaeyrzai]

AhahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHA-

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

so i just finished season 9 of Adventure Time, and

HOW THE EVERLOVING FUCK DO THEY JUST THROW ALL OF THIS LORE ON US AND EXPECT US TO BE NORMAL.,,,???1/11/1/11!!!!?///???? I HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED THE MOVIE YET!!!! OR FIONNA AND CAKE!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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[dreamingofbabylon]

old men have gottttttt to start blogging compulsively about their hobbies again PLEASE I know there's some freako out there somewhere who knows how to adjust the tension on the Chandler Tackmaster's threadlock assembly pleeeeeeaaaase I just need the plunger to push forward another MILLIMETER so my baby can finish the tack cycle pleeeease I know you're out there

we as a society have GOT to bring back old-school forums. old men aren't going on reddit to tell me how to troubleshoot incredibly specific problems with my vintage industrial sewing machine. it's a hostile ecosystem to them. it's throwing off the natural balance of sustaining obsolete and endangered trades

[cadaverre]

im so goddamn fucked my hand feels so empty without theirs

[kyujism]

how do i interact with mutuals.. like please u could be my smoochkins🙁🙁

[ryuuka-balaen]

minimizing my tumblr firefox tab and getting jumpscared by the blank query page open in my half-finished Microsoft Access assignment

[saltydog96]

oh dear god doctor who is tempting me again with the random 15th doc posts on my dash. oh god I need to see david tennant running around being so so sorry and being oh so crushed by the weight of the universe in his stupid little converse. i need it