#HI ALSO

[sillyemojis]

looks at u (kitty vers and tbh vers)

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[girlballs]

you try to gain weights but it all goes to ur cocksnd balls

double edged sword because on the one hand, i Already struggle to fit that thang into the shorts that i own, but on the other. fat cock 😵‍

[t4tbedehopmar]

owwww my tummy hurts.......

[worldsendgirlfriend]

what is your favorite candy to eat? and if you don't like candy... what's your favorite vegetable?

Bouta fully toss the reins to my boy so ima say his fav candy which is meiji chocolate bars But also since im much less about sweets then he is i get to say that my favorite veggie is the carrot. Shes so versatile

[evilneo]

Tumblr called you my tumblr crush im skxvgdgdbn

this is bc EVERY1 LOVE ME <3

[tahdashi]

am i allowed to say body shots w vampire!samu before he sinks his teeth into your skin or no

[cafffine]

my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!

the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.

and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!

hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!

EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon

[suiheisen]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[as-i-watch]

Chilchuck 'i would rather die than admit i need other people' Tims

[magnetostits]

this headline is so fucking horrible why is it whenever indigenous people are murdered everyone avoids saying they were murdered

edit: i was really angry and sad when typing this out so i worded this badly. i know the journalist can’t say murdered when the police haven’t called it what which isn’t surprising considering how often police fail the indigenous community. however this headline should have at least said “found dead” or something like that

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

[girlballs]

damn girlsballs u certainly have girls balls

yeah it's my special talent! i also multiclass in having a girls hog

[oocsydney]

hbomberguy highlighting all of the parts where james somerton plagiarized from other queer creators:

[amygdalae]

small collection of Laios Tshirtguy moments. thank u Ryoko Kui

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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