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It had been a while since he'd been alone, in fact. That's the sorta success rate we're talking here. #sexylips #greatlips #hot #jimmy #2dburton #comic #cartoon #butt #ass #gross #successquotes #successful #mouth #nipples #surprising (hier: ENOUGH is ENOUGH - OPEN YOUR MOUTH) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0wovCDhqAR/?igshid=1v872ppqewhyf
#sexylips#greatlips#hot#jimmy#2dburton#comic#cartoon#butt#ass#gross#successquotes#successful#mouth#nipples#surprising
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My girlfriend loves to take photos of when I’m asleep, at my most vulnerable.
So I drew this lil picture on our plane ride.
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I’ve been very busy today.
#today#crowning#achievement#work hard#play hard#that's all#poop#bulldog#cutest#tongue#crown#shit#motivation#keep calm#and#carry#on#in
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Most strangers aren’t dangerous, but sometimes you gotta trust your instincts.
#bygeorge#stranger#danger#killed#before#again#teeth#sharp#tash#glasses#creepy#definitely#a#murderer#nose#stare#cartoon#drawing#design#2dburton#daniel#trend
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I’m working on an idea for a new short story about a guy who is basically a cunt to everyone his whole life and then plagiarizes a few Reagan speeches in the hopes of one day becoming the president of the most controversial country in the world. Can’t think of a realistic ending for it though.
#most tragic#not trump#or#vote#trump news#short story#plagiarism#guy#hair#vote harder#america#controversial#president#reagan
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weird...
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You know when your cat looks at you like this...
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This extra kidney ‘a mine.
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Whatevs
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My sister was not pleased when I showed her this.
#my#beautiful#baby#niece#cute#aaw#so sweet#too sweet#cutey pie#great personailty#though#really cool#art#drawing#pic
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Almost Easter I guess.
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My girlfriend’s experience on our trip to Greece.
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No one likes a spoilt kid.
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This goes out to all you humans out there. Ladies and Mentalmen alike.
#you can do better#do#better#you#can#much better#roxane#2dburton#illustration#art#drawing#vest#chubby#chunk#man#gross#stains
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Run.
#something#coming#run#animal#creature#sweet#cute#cool#weird#rat#thing#scared#tingling#illustration#art#drawing
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I’m all for consentual euthanasia.
#kill me#please#consentual#euthanasia#tongue#tash#nips#crying#deformed#2dburton#illustration#art#drawing
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