#HIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shivroy]

HIBERNIAN ROY-WAMBSGANS!!!!! literally why have a succession oc if im not gonna make a season 4 promo pic of him. this is how hibs can still become canon

bonus: given the slightest opportunity hibs will steal tom's clothes, especially ones that have a nostalgia factor from his dad's college days & how tom dressed when hibernian was naught but a tiny pink fetus. check out the tomshiv nightmare interaction white sneakers

[chalamet-chalamet]

Timmy visiting Hibbing High School (where Bob Dylan graduated ) in Minnesota on January 25, 2024. ✨

Facebook credit to Flom Designs and Photography

[mooshmoom]

he stands

[midwestkali]

Anyone from Northern Minnesota??? I’m planning to visit Duluth, Grand Rapids, & Bemidji the week of 5/21 💋

[leafsbabe]

how Thomas Bordeleau is like in bed

what Thomas Bordeleau is like in bed:

- Thomas is horny

- the end

- no but seriously there are times where it seems like he is insatiable

- he just wants you all the time

- Thomas absolutely loves it when you tell him what to do

- doesn't matter if you're begging for his cock or ordering him to eat you out

- he loves hearing that you want him

- deep down Thomas is a gentleman so he obviously reciprocate when you give him head

- he'll stay between your thighs for ages

- just enjoying himself

- making you come on his tongue, then sucking hickeys into your inner thighs, then making you come on his tongue again

- run your fingers through his hair and tug on it

- unless you shut him up he's going to be loud

- all his neighbors hate him

- but he's not afraid to let the world know how good you feel

- doesn't quite know what he wants

- because he wants to show you off but at the same time he can be really possessive

- sometimes gives you really dark love bites right on your neck where everybody can see them

- doesn't even apologizes when they're super hard to cover up

- he just can't help himself

- Thomas just really loves it when you ride him

- put your tits in his face and just go wild

- just take what you need from him

- and after you come he can pull out, flip you around, and come across your body

- he just likes to claim you in any way he can

- in any way you'll allow him

his dick:

- nice and thick

- very suckable

the experience:

9.5/10

[quitealotofsodapop]

That would be any Wukong tbh

Truth

my brain immediately latches onto Dasheng (Hero is Back) for some reason cus theres a bit in the song sequence of HiB where Silly Girl does a very baby-monkey esque move of clinging to his arm and climbing onto his back, and Dasheng just accepts it and carries her for the next scene.

He doesn't even comment or look mad that the baby straight up peed on him. To him it's just another tiresome monkey cub he's caring for.

Smokey (Reborn) does something similar to Fruitie/Qi Energy when they first meet where he offers his hand to them to grab onto. Btw in the first photo, Fruitie is sucking on Smokey's finger like how a unweaned baby monkey do. Also lets appriciate Smokey instinctually catching the baby one-handed when he fell off his shoulder like a monkey parent do.

Strangely enough, Fruitie directly calls Smokey a "stone monkey" after hearing that he was born from a rock. Little guy is pretty smart, probably he knew about them in the past.

Most of my aus is the different Sun Wukongs getting overrun by a baby monkey.

[doodoocumfart]

I got bit by the succession OC bug and I couldn’t stop thinking abt how insane it was that Stewy almost had a daughter in the script, and then I was like….what if he did….have a daughter. Then I went blind and passed out and woke up and she was in my tablet.

Her name is Iasmim “Mim” Cardoso and she’s the product of a summer fling in Portugal w the daughter of an Angolan politician/oil profiteer. They have a polite non-relationship where Mim lives w her mom (she doesn’t. She’s shipped off to some Swiss Catholic all girls school) and in exchange for his minimal involvement she spends her summers w “dad”. It’s all very non involved. If the lack of his last name doesn’t make that apparent.

She’s an utterly rancid girl who doesn’t strive for much at all or wishes prove anything, and is content w immediate pleasures. Her hobbies are sucking fucking and seething. But she mostly keeps to herself. Her relationship w stewy is impersonal and polite but completely strained. He’s so upfrontly non parental she doesn’t feel like it’s worth hating him for it. She DOES blame him for her features are too big for her face, she hates him for that, making her uglier than she could be.. She never bothers for plastic surgery, the hate is fufilling. She has a clit piercing.

Also thank you THANK YOU @shivroy my sweet beloved friend who I love for letting me talk your ear off abt my girl. And doubly thank you for these awesome drawings of her. And TRIPLE THANK YOU, for creating Hibs and letting me have so much fun drawing him and us making them insane little freakazoid animals circling each other in our minds. Her psychologically torturing Hibs for funsies and personal retribution and motivation is so real. And Hibs denying her her apathy. They’re a beautiful disaster. Fufilling hater ass relationship. I love you endlessly 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[royal-harpy]

🍂 🍂 🍂 fall time the trilogy 🍂🍂🍂

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HIBBING, UNITED STATES.

[monstermoviedean]

donna and jody are dressed like cas and dean here...could mean nothing...

[mxcat777]

So what if

Dream is sort of Shakespeare's patron, right? So would that make Shakespeare on of His™? And if so, would he reside in the Dreaming after his death instead of the Sunless Lands?

'cause if so. Consider.

He's still writing. (A lot)

He keeps up with modern literature, but keeps writing (at least mostly) in Early Modern English (that's it, right? Do I have my lit facts straight?). Imagine his recent plays littered with slang, disney references, (un)subtle references to shit that was based on his stuff that he either loves or hates, both are good.

He's kind of a favourite of Dream's. The same way Lucienne and Jessamy and The Corinthian are. He can get away with saying shit, because if he offends Dream he can turn around and start sprouting some poetry at that vain-ass bitch and all is forgiven. (In the worst cases it takes a new play about his royal majesty the Dream King and how generous and benevolent and regal he is)

Fishbowling happens, not sure what Will would do, the plot bunny didn't care.

Dream is back, all is well, he goes to the New Inn, Hob and Dream are now officially Friends.

They meet up more bc friends see each other more often than once a century. Oh yeah friends also know each others' names and such. So Dream tells Hob a bit about himself.

At some point he's like, hey hob u wanna see the dreaming?

Hob's like yES PLz??

Hob gets a tour, and from that point on usually gets the option at night to dream normally or visit the palace.

On one fateful night, Hob decides to take a stroll through the library, goes looking for Marlowe's shelf, because he kind of wonders what other stuff that genius would have written had he lived longer.

Only to (maybe literally) bump into, you guessed it, Will Bloody Shaxberd.

He stares.

Will goes 'hey'.

And then Hob goes somewhat feral.

(no he is not over it, sue him, he's allowed to hold a grudge.)

He goes off on a rant about, see, ofc ur still plagiarizing marlowe he was so much better i can't believe dream left me for you you useless twat you couldn't write shit without him so why did you get the fucking privilege of living with him and knowing him for fucking centuries i had to fight 600 years for his bloody name and i'm guessing you got it right that first meeting hm?

And Will goes oh shit it's you! And then cuts Hob off with a "you're so right! I was an absolute shit playwright before your friend helped me!"

And Hob is... Understandably lost. This was not how it went in his head.

And then Will continues, I was so nervous the time right after that meeting, I knew he was some sort of supernatural being, no clue what though, he's really not good at introductions, is he, so I sort of assumed you were too, and I was waiting for your revenge for stealing your date away, recently found out you're actually human, albeit immortal, and it was not a date, though, speaking of, have you sorted yourselves out yet?

And Hob, quite understandably even more baffled, sort of gapes for a bit.

Before very nervously denying anything of the sort.

Will just stares.

And goes, bruv, you weren't subtle then, still aren't now, spare everyone else the UST, please, for the love of god, you two need to fuck post haste.

And Hob is like, hahaha, eh, yeah, nope, fun seeing you, BYE.

So Will sighs. And goes to see Lucienne, as any sensible person would.

Lucienne sighs as well. At which point Will steps to Dream himself.

"My lord?" "Yes, William?" "Forgive my directness, but so as not to risk any misunderstandings, what exactly is your relationship with Hob Gadling?" "We are friends. Why do you ask? Is that not clear?" "Well, to be perfectly honest, m'lord, I assumed you were... Involved™." "We are not." "But you'd like to be though, right?" "You dare presume to know-" " I dare presume to know what attraction, romance, love, all that looks like, sire. I must do, after portraying it in my plays for over four centuries. After writing several hundreds of sonnets on the topic." "I-" "In my humble opinion, my lord, it is a good match. He understands you, you continue to fascinate each other, he can provide a safe place where you need not be monarch for a moment. And of course, you are quite obviously attracted to one another sexually." "WILLIAM SH-" "Oh calm down! I'm certainly not judging either of you!" "...he is attracted to me?" "..." "Is he?" "YES! Lord give me faith! Kiss him! Go to him and teleport the both of you onto a bed! Or if you want to be sappy go slow and bring him a rose, but please, for the love of the collective sanity, do something!" "But how do you know? What if you misunderstood? What if it is unwelcome? I cannot lose him!"

At which point Will turns around, leaves the throne room, goes back to the library and rant to Lucienne

"I swear I'm going to write a play about them, just to point out how stupid this is. I feel compelled to call it a tragedy, but I think it needs to have a happy ending, otherwise Lord Broodphius would get stuck on the but what if it does end in tragedy, so I suppose a comedy would be fitting, but then again, this is too painful to watch to qualify as a comedy. Tragic comedy? Comic tragedy? I'll figure it out..."

And Lucienne is like, if you'd like to perform it properly I'm sure there are a few dreams who would be more than willing to help out, take on a role.

Hob comes back to the Dreaming a few days later and finds Will up to his elbows in paper, reference books, thesauruses and rhyming dictionaries (handy things those), and empty mugs and the like.

Will looks up, somewhat manic, and is like, Hob! Great! Just the person I wanted to see! Would you help me, please?

Hob's like, sure? Kind of apprehensive, but he gave everything some thought and decided that as long as he could go on dunking on him, he could let go of most of his jealousy (cuz that's what is was, he's mature enough to admit)

Will goes, Awesome! Tell me about you and Morphius! How do you see him, what's your story, I only ever get bits and pieces from his lordship, so I'm in severe need of some context...

And Hob is somewhat suspicious, but he indulges him, and really, telling the story comes too easy, so he gets into it completely and doesn't even notice when he starts slipping into rants about Dream, about how beautiful, and magnificent, and misunderstood, and kind, and way-out-of-his-league-but-god-dammit-he-went-and-fell-in-love-with-the-bastard-anyway he is

And Will takes studious notes.

And then goes like, so some of the sonnets I've written were with you two in mind, you wanna give me some feedback? (Ahem, sonnet 24/29, some others work too, undoubtedly, but I am no Shakespeare expert, unfortunately)

And he does something similar with Dream, maybe citing Hob's dislike of him as the reason he wants to know more about him without having to bother him overly much, like, I want to set things right between us, but I need to know more about him to do that, will you help me, m'lord

And he does

And Will just sits back and takes notes as Dream also spirals into a passion fueled rant about Hob

And all those notes end up in the eventual play

Auditions for the roles happen when Dream and Hob are out on a Not Date™ in the Waking.

There are surprisingly many auditioning for Hob's role, and surprisingly little for Dream's

Until Will points out that Dream would probably be more offended by an unworthy portrayal of his Love that of himself, at which point some of the dreams bow out entirely, bc Will knows how vain their lord is, so they decide not to risk unmaking and tactically retreat

Will is in his fucking element, it's been way too long since he's properly directed a play!

Eventually Will comes up to the Mutually Pining Idiots like, hey m'lord, Hob, I've written a new play, and I've been working with some of the dreams to make it happen, do you want to see??

So they watch. They watch as two absolute fucking idiots stumble around each other, everyone on and off stage can see how stupidly in love they are except for them, and both start sweating profusely when they start recognizing their own words quoted back at them.

The end of the play is something of a direct call-out and a plea from the dreams to please just talk to each other, fuck and get married, preferably in that order, but they're not picky.

Then everyone leaves them alone for the Conversation that is most likely going to happen.

Will stays behing hiding unobtrusively in the shadows tho.

He's not about to let all his work go to waste if these idiots ty to play it off again. He will lock them in a broom closet if he has to, watch him.

They don't.

Luckily.

There are like three sentences total spoken. Then they're aggressively making out.

Will leaves the room very content about his matchmaking skills.

And hey! He got a good play out of it, if he does say so himself!

[shivroy]

through the ages

[luqya]

SIDU DRAWS HIBIYA (9/9/2023)

Sidu: WIP (I want to say it like that)

[sunny-days-and-warm-mournings]

Father and Son (sneak peek)

[hibiderry]

After a couple of years I finally have all of Cass' original Batgirl run! I had vol 2 and 3 for ages but could not find vol 1 for a reasonable price

[leafsbabe]

how Luke Hughes is like in bed

what Luke Hughes is like in bed:

- sometimes it feels like Luke can never get enough

- he’d be down to spend an entire weekend in bed and just get up to accept food deliveries

- Luke doesn’t tease you too much but he still likes to have his fun

- still, when he gets you all hot he also gets you off 

- saying he likes blowjobs would be such an understatement

- he loves them

- and if you make him wait long enough he will get a little desperate and beg

- thinks you swallowing is the hottest thing

- Luke always makes sure to tell you that

- when he goes down on you he always makes sure to give a little extra loving to your boobs before he eats you out

- he just wants them to know that they’re loved

- Luke might not be the best at eating pussy 

- but he gets the job done and at least it shuts him up

- because oh boy does he get loud

- his favorite position is definitely when you ride him

- mostly because he can be a bit lazy and just lay back and watch you

- but also because it gives you the power to take what you need and he likes seeing you take charge

- Luke often wants to go several rounds 

- he’s a little insatiable

- but at least he’ll do the work during later rounds

- doesn’t really crave a cuddle after sex but he loves just laying around with you and having you run your fingers through his hair

- he’ll absolutely melt

his dick:

- thick

- but average length

the experience:

8.5/10