#HIS DRAMATIC ASS

[staytotheend]

What my partner said to me today when I was showing him videos of Lestat and ranting about IWTV:

“I don’t know if you like or dislike that French guy”

It’s both sweetie💅

[narratively-doomed]

dialogue taken straight from kaveh's old sketchbook:

[sealhaus]

I had Shen in this very compromising position so the sealant on his feet would dry. My dad walked over and says without, missing a beat:

“It looks like somebody shot his ass”

[throam-hcs]

they both cried at brokeback mountain and ryan's like "whoa...that could've been us..."

[ssaraexposs]

He really can't let others have the last word

[p1nkcanoe]

all the people voting for Swiss being the most dramatic for rolling his ankle clearly haven’t seen that unit fall off his platform and keep playing after 😭

oh, please. we both know the second that curtain fell at the end of the show he demanded to be taken back to the dressing room on a stretcher

[carter-harris]

A memory about their first heartbreak

Her name was Fey. We were in kindergarten. I gave her weeds from the playground that I thought were actually flowers but I was a child what do I know? And well, she laughed at me. I'm pretty sure I cried. Never did again though.

[littlcfreaks]

☎ for blake and declan

NAME: blake (the emoji next to it varies based on how he feels that day and he updates it every morning)

RINGTONE: usually sweet nothings, but he recently changed it to my boy only breaks his favorite toys

PICTURE: its the first picture that he convinced blake to send him and he refuses to change it

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: yeah on my way over calm down (before they broke my heart)

LAST TEXT SENT: i miss you (two weeks later)

[gortaash]

playing baldurs gate 3 and having astarion downed is. so fucking funny SKGJSFG just trying to play the game and him fucking moaning an groanin in my ear. BITCH I'LL GET TO YOU!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Archery Nemesis.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[lafamilledelioncourt]

i know it's v popular to headcanon louis being a supportive rockstar boyfriend, and believe me I'm part of the problem, but i just can't imagine a world where louis has the energy after that season.

the sheer fact that daniel molloy is going to be brain-dialing louis at the drop of the hat when lestat loses his shit to the sixteenth round of mania. "louis help your boyfriend ate the PA" "louis how do i get him to stop crying" "louis he's covered in glitter and guts and sobbing your name, HELP ME MY MAN"

louis is gonna turn his vampire hearing aid off and knit a fucking sweater. he is so tired, and he needs a goddamn nap.

[thatpunnyperson]

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

[britany1997]

* @bookworm551 and I convincing guy roommate to come to our respective celebratory events that are 3 weeks apart*

Her: and also-

Him: no no no I am at my fucking brink. I will not have one more social interaction I will jump off a cliff

[stealingyourbones]

Every day i read a post where people write that “Bruce Wayne has an adoption problem” or that Danny is adoption bait on the first second of seeing him, not even knowing if he has a want of vengeance and a sad backstory and parallels to Bruce, and every day I want to softly cry in a corner.

[riggedtrap]

[wikoymi]

stupid eepy gay people