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HELLO??? HAYDEN!!!!!
#IM LOOSING MY MIND#HOLY FUCK IM SHAKING#I NEED HIM BADLY#HAYDEN HES SOOOO#hayden christensen#anakin skywalker#star wars#girlblogging#anakin skywalker x reader#hayden christensen x reader
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i think im kinda...part time employed
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JONSAS!!!!!!!!! JONSAS!!!!!!!!!!! HOEMYGODDDDDDDD
#hoyl shot whay they fuckkkkkkkkk#what a year this has been for me already im shaking#and set during the war of the roses wtfff. how do i keep on wjnning hello!??!?!??@?@?#txt.me#jonsa#kit harington#sophie turner#HELLOOOOOOO#FUCK U GAME OF THRONES HOLY FUCKK#kitsophie
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#SAD X#you know what happened#you sad fuck#ok i think im back in business for commissions holy shit gotta shake the rust off dfkdfdkj#mmx#megaman x
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Now THAT is how you make a campaign
#holy fucking moly#im shaking a bit#HAHAHAHHAHA#call of duty#call of duty black ops#call of duty black ops 6#cod blops 6#blops 6#black ops 6
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the brief spoilers for one piece chapter 1126 are out and wdym the east blue crew + chopper disappeared with the sunny right before reaching elbaf. and nami wakes up in a "weird room"? and. again. it's the first six members of the straw hats. we are probably getting an ARABASTA CREW focused chapter soon. this cannot be random
#PLUS these are the only straw hats (excluded chopper) who were present at little garden when elbaf was first mentioned#alongside. say it all with me... VIVI#im trying so hard not to be delusional but holy shit#what is even happening#im shaking#one piece 1126#one piece spoilers#op spoilers#fool screams#ALSO BART???? BART IS BACK?????#shanks should go THE FUCK away and leave bart alone.#jealous of the bartolomeo pirates? go eat rocks deadbeats#ohhh i cant stand the red haired pirates SORRY😇😇#EDIT: HOW DID I NOT THINK ABOUT THE MAN MARKED BY THE FLAMES#OHHHH IM SO NOT READY#THE FULL CHAPTER CANT COME SOON ENOUFH
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come home babygirl I miss you </3
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#Kh my fuck8ng god i havent stopped shaking#i cant sleep#look atbher 😭#sevikaaaaaaaaaaaa#oh my god#fuck#fuck fukc fuk#Holy fuck#i miss her so much im gonna throw up#sev come home pls#I cried so hard#BABYGIRL COME HOMEEEEEE#Sevika#please 😭#oh my god the lesbian yearning is strongg#ughhhhhh#👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩#lesbian#look at that dyke ass hair#god#my baby#aigdjhngjdgj
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Watching the fight again, and I want to punch and hug both cellbit and forever from delivering the best rp moment so far in this server i-
Forever crying. His shocked face when the bed got broken to the sudden but immediate warm smile at the end reassuring everything will be fine and cucurucho will deal with this
Cellbit's angry and frustrated screams begging his best friend to snap out of it. The voice cracks when asking forever to look him in the eye and not abandon him, not him too, not right now. Saying he will also save forever from whatever is wrong with him, that he will not lose his son and best friend
#shaking them by the shoulders HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US!??!!?!#but also YOU'RE SO FUCKING AMAZING I LOVE YOU GUYS CONTINUE#they are incredible holy fuck im still in shock#qsmp#qforever#qcellbit#cellbit#forever player
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9-1-1 7x4 SPOILERS
AFTER SEVEN SEASONS, EVAN BUCKELY IS A BISEXUAL MAN HALLELUJAH
#911 abc#evan buckley#buddie#buck and tommy#BUCK KISSED A MAN#AFTER YEARS OF WATCHING I HAVE GOTTEN WHAT I WANT#HOLY FUCKING SHIT YALL#IM SHAKING
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Just. finished fallout. normal.
#what the fuck#what the fuvck what the fuck what the fuck#im so normal about this guys very so normal#(shaking and gripping the edge of the sink hunched over like im playing silent hill)#so normal so normal#what do i even do with my life now#how am i just supposed to go about my day#FUCK that last scene fucking insane though#oh my god the ghoul is so cool#like holy SHIT#the relization that the ghoul could of killed maximus in that first meeting but just like. chose not to? insane.#fallout is ruining my life i have to play every game now#fallout#i need a season 2 NOW#8 hours is not enough#i need to see Lucy kill her father#its like 5am where i am#im going to impulsively dye my fuckass mullet about this#fallout show#fallout series#just fishdeath-ing#fallout tv series#if anyone wants to talk abt fallout with me i dont know how to start a conversation but im clawing at my walls & willing to try please plea
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literally shaking (I'm having an anxiety attack and also just made an insanely impulsive purchase) but I JUST ORDERED THE RAINBOW CRATE AFTG SPECIAL EDITIONS IM GONNA CRY
#i feel so ill rn and this was a stupid purchase and also i will not be able to have them until literally next august but...#considering this my birthday present to myself for November#im shaking holy shit#im so stressed about the fact that im literally moving halfway across the world tomorrow#like what the fuck#anyway this will maybe hopefully calm me down#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court
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There are pros and cons to training.
The cons…. Outweigh the pros, probably, if Jimmy’s being honest. Like, really. Joel’s ruthless- the amount of times Jimmy’s been thrown to the floor, back and butt aching, only for Joel to shrug at his misery, throw a pretty smile, and say: “Up.”
Well. It’s a lot of times.
He doesn’t even know why. It’s not like Jimmy is mean about Joel’s awful cooking skills (though, he is, admittedly, getting slowly better), or about how quickly Joel’s house falls back into an absolute mess (other than a couple minor comments about how it looks like his place was ravaged by a pack of wolves), or- The point is that Jimmy is very polite, thank you. And doesn’t deserve this.
So, please, imagine his shock, awe, and horror when Joel walks through the front door, chest puffed out with pride, holds a bow up into the air, and says, “Today, you’re learning archery.”
Jimmy has half a mind to just run into the bedroom and barricade the door.
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Jimmy did not end up barricading the bedroom door, because he had good normal reactions to minor inconveniences (and also, a little bit, because Joel didn’t own anything to barricade a door with. So instead, he’s out in the clearing where the two of them sword fight, but closer to the treeline.
“So,” Joel says, having finished his terribly lacking explanation. “Go ahead.”
Jimmy makes what is probably an absolutely pitifully horrified face at Joel, who simply shrugs and gestures to the tree he’s supposed to be trying to hit. It’s much less what Joel instructed to him to do and much more what he’s seen from the knights back home that allows Jimmy to hold the arrow and string between his fingers, and then pull back.
The arrow pops out from between his fingers and falls unceremoniously to the floor.
“Oh,” Joel says, staring down at it.
“Oh,” Jimmy echos.
“Okay,” Joel says, picking the arrow up and grabbing Jimmy’s limp hand. “Listen up.” Jimmy’s listening. “So, I cut a lil groove into the arrow back here, right?”
Jimmy inspects the back of the arrow and- oh. Yeah.
“So you put the string into that groove, and you hold it between your fingers. Your fingers are on the string.” Joel takes the bow from Jimmy and places the string in the hand he was already holding. He bites the arrow between his teeth, then curls Jimmy’s pointer, index, and ring finger around the string. He slides the arrow between his pointer and index knuckles, and then looks up at Jimmy and grins.
Jimmy realizes very suddenly that they are very close. And decides, also very suddenly, that he is not going to think about the fact that he can feel Joel’s breath on his lips- he’s not thinking about it!
“Now try it for real,” Joel says, leaning in mischievously- Which Jimmy feels normally about, in case you were wondering - and then leans back and holds the wood of the bow out expectantly.
Jimmy takes it, because he feels normal. And taking things offered to you is the normal thing to do.
He wraps his fingers around the string the way Joel had just told him to, and pulls back, back, until his arm can’t go back any further, and then lets go.
The arrow doesn’t go very far.
Jimmy slouches a little, and Joel pats his thigh reassuringly. Which Jimmy still feels normal about - Shut up!!! He’s being extremely well adjusted about this, thank you. It’s Joel’s fault for being all weird during sword practice, so now Jimmy is getting all flustered at nothing during archery. It’s absolutely, one hundred percent Joel’s fault. Obviously.
Joel goes to pick up the arrow, and Jimmy waits, definitely not pouting, with the bow hanging from his hands.
“It was… a nice first try,” Joel says with the voice of someone who is trying very hard to give a compliment that is not at all deserved.
“What happened?” Jimmy asks.
“Well, you’re all-“ Joel stands up straight, and Jimmy blinks. That tells him nothing. “You have to be, like-“ Joel cuts himself off again, turning to Jimmy and twisting him by the shoulders so that they’re facing each other, hips to the treeline. Joel looks down at their feet and kicks so that Jimmy’s feet are a little further apart.
“There we go!” Joel says, offering another grin.
They’re really close again.
Jimmy decides to not think about the way Joel’s eyes crinkle when he smiles in that certain toothy way, or the way his canines are always a little sharp and make Jimmy so curious about what they feel like (which is a normal average thought, thank you), or how really cutely long Joel’s eyelashes are, actually-
Jimmy blinks, because he’s not thinking about it.
“So?” Jimmy says.
“So, now, when you shoot, you have your arm’s length,” Joel begins, grabbing Jimmy’s hand (and also the bow, which might be important to mention) and raising it up to point at the trees. “And also you have aaaaaalllllll of this,” he adds, tracing his finger from Jimmy’s shoulder to his collarbone.
“What?” Jimmy asks, feeling a little bit distracted by the tingling feeling left behind on his chest.
Joel rolls his eyes. “Look,” he says, voice dry. “Pull the string back.”
Jimmy does as requested, putting the arrow against the string, pulling the string back, and back, and back, and- oh, and back more. Okay.
“There!” Joel cheers. “You gotta bring it all the way back to here.”
He brushes the edge of Jimmy’s lip, and Jimmy lets the arrow fly immediately at the feeling.
HE’S FEELING NORMAL, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
The arrow doesn’t sink into the wood, but it hits it! So! Yay!
“Oh, hey, pretty good,” Joel hums, appreciative.
Jimmy hopes it’s good enough for them to be done, because he needs to lie down. Is it hot out? It feels hot out.
“We’re not done ‘till you get it through the wood though,” Joel says.
Jimmy thinks he feels his spirit leave him, honest.
“That’s fine,” Jimmy says with his mouth, because complaining has never really worked against Joel. “That’s cool. That’s good. That’s. Yeah.”
Joel raises a brow at him as he picks up the arrow. “Okay, now, this time, actually bring the arrow back to your lip,” Joel says.
“Right!” Jimmy replies, holding a hand out for the arrow.
He plants one foot behind him, knocks the arrow, pulls the string back, then makes sure his hands come right to the edge of his lip like Joel said. Then he aims….
“Your arm is shaking,” Joel notes.
Jimmy turns to look at him. “So wh-?”
Joel grabs him by the chin (which makes him feel normal feelings) and Jimmy lets go of the string. The arrow flies, but Jimmy is not at all thinking about it, or even Joel sort of yelling at him.
“Don’t look at me, idiot!!! The string is gonna slap your nose or your eye or somethin’ important and you’re gonna get hurt!!! You keep your eyes on the prize, not on- me!!!”
Some traitorous voice in Jimmy’s head notes that Joel could be considered a prize, which Jimmy quickly shuts up.
Joel’s still muttering (but with more cursing this time) when he picks up the arrow. “Don’t look at me,” Joel hisses as he passes the arrow over.
Jimmy nods, because what else is he gonna do, and then knocks the arrow again. Pulls it back, to his lip, and-
“Your arm is still shaking,” Joel says.
This time, Jimmy doesn’t turn his head. “Well, what do you want me to do about it??”
Joel sighs, and then walks around to stand behind Jimmy.
Normal feelings.
He puts both his arms up and puts his hand over Jimmy’s hand on the string and helps him pull back. His other hand is on Jimmy’s hip, steadying him. Joel’s biceps are rock solid beneath Jimmy’s arm (normal feelings) and his chest is rising and falling slowly against his back. Joel rests his head between Jimmy’s shoulder blades, and Jimmy’s breath hitches.
He can feel Joel’s breath against him when he says, “We let go together. On three.”
Jimmy doesn’t even let himself nod.
“One,” Joel starts.
“Two,” he says, shifting to look at their clasped hands (or maybe the arrow).
“Three,” he breathes against Jimmy’s ear, and Jimmy doesn’t even choose to let the arrow go- the shock of the feeling against his ear makes his hand open all on it’s own.
The arrow lodges into the tree, a fair bit above where Jimmy was aiming, and stays.
Joel steps back, apparently completely unaware of what he’s just done to Jimmy’s heart. “You did it!” Joel cheers. “Good job! You can go back inside now, I’ll clean up!”
Jimmy stumbles slowly back into the shack of a cabin in the woods, and falls into a pool on the bed.
He feels normal. So so so so normal. About everything. All of this.
Normal feelings.
L. L OH MY GOD. OH YMG OD GOHDYMDS GKLJWHKJDSGHIOWJHEGS DGOYSDJGHSDJKGHSDJKGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DONT UDNERSTNADS. YOU DONT UDNERSTAND IVE ACTUALLY STOPPED RBEATHING THIS IS AMAZING AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT EVERYONE LOOK
OH MY GOODNESS
L YOU ARE LOVELY!!!!! MY GOD IM GOING TO READ THIS VOER AND OVER AND OVER WHAT THE FUCK
YOU WROTE JIMMY SO WELL!!!! FUCK!!!!! (EXPLDOES!!!!!!!)
#ryan's screaming#shapeshifter joel au#joel smallishbeans#smallidarity#smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity#solidarity gaming#solidaritygaming#mcyt au#FUCKSLJGHSDLKGHOSUIDG#eyelessfog#IM SAVING THIS AND IM GOING TO SHAKE YOU AROUND IN DMS. HOLY FUCK
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oh....my god
#hannah waddingham#rebecca welton#ted lasso#I am going to faint#the glasses#the hand#the smirk#holy fuck#can she be any more perfect#im literally shaking#she is so fucking pretty#women#tall women are my weakness#weak in the knees#she is god
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GUYYSSSSSSSSNDBFJDJDJX
#HOLY SHIT#IM OANICKING#SHAKING VIOLENTLY#ghost bc#the band ghost#ghost band#ghost band fandom#ghost the band#shitghosting#papa emeritus iv#papa emeritus#cardinal copia#papa emeritus copia#ghovie#rite here rite now#rhrn#IM FUCKING EXCITED
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Having a category 5 autism moment right now (/pos /pos as FUCK) I need to yell at someone about this but no ones fucking online!!! AGH
#HOLY SHIT#Im like. genuinely almost shaking from excitement#GOD THE AUTISM IS HITTING TONIFJT BOYS#its 2 am how the fuck am i meant to sleep#homestuck#homestuck^2#me.txt
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nobody fucking touch me rn i went to see tf one in the cinema and im shaking. they actually made a good transformers movie. what the fuck
#time to go home and read the entirety of jro's mtmte and lost light again ig#what the FUCK i was not expecting it to be actually fucking stunning. that's MY loser dumpster fire of a children's toy franchise how did t#ey actually make it . good#really good#five out of five stars. when elita said “you dont have the touch or the power” i fucking choked#obviously it is only going to mire the canon more because of the changes to megatron's backstory (no gladiators 😔) & lack of allspark plot#but i dont even fucking care. dont even touch me rn i cant ever get over this#broken friendships & corruption arcs are THE SHIT and they did this one better than i was expecting#when pax fell like a falling star... primus itself opened to him...#ratchet cameo! arcee cameo! jazz cameo! not to mention ALPHA TRION#i can see the war in this . i can see this . millions of years in the future they will still b fighting. orion mightve been a “pacifist” by#megatron's standards but he knows how to fight. he fights more than he should. and bee.... bee... THATS MY FUCKING NAMESAKE GUYS DONT EVEN#TOUCH ME RN. IM SHAKING. HOLY SHIT#bumblebee you are SUCH a dork. what the FUCK.#and the quintessons!!!!! i am LIVING for the art direction and the organic/inorganic imagery#those quintesson energon-hoover things reminded me of energon eaters too. & in that first shot of them entering the cave w the primes i#originally thought scraplets before i came back to myself. there's something to be said here tho.#they did a good job with the worldbuilding. suitably alien-like. exceeded expectations. that ginormous quintesson ship? i'm going insane#you can SEE the birth of the myth in this stupid fucking movie you can SEE how op becomes who he becomes. the way he grew. the way they bot#grew until they were the only person that could hold the other back . the way he is going to be irreversibly changed. d16's eyes...#that scene w starscream has a chokehold on me. i cant breathe. the way they all looked at megatron when his blaster emerged#the fight scenes#ELITA ONE !!!#AIRACHNID !!!!#honest to god though i must confess that the first coherent thought i had about this movie was “oh they made him so cunty” . abt pax. i#am so sorry#but okay okay okay i . they were amica endura at the beginning. at the least. i'm. AKHRERJGH#tf one#me when megatron ascended out of iacon & he was the only land vehicle amid a swarm of planes. me when the SYMBOLISM#🐝
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