#HTTYD shenanigans

[sarnai4]

Amusement Parks

I am a major fan of amusement parks (Cedar Point specifically) and started wondering what it would be like if the RTTE crew went on a group trip there. So, here's a set of headcanons for how this would do.

Gotta talk about the rollercoasters. Fishlegs is probably not getting on most of them, but I bet Dagur convinces him to try out one loop coaster and the blond is surprised by how much fun it is (it'll be like their time hanging out with their Gronckles). Hiccup is on them, but he's also looking at the engineering aspect and considering how he could build a better one. Snotlout is screaming his lungs out, but he's loving every second of it too. At some point, either the twins and/or Dagur are teasing him about probably not being tall enough to get on some of the rides. (If they're ever right, he will never near the end of it) Mala is too proper to scream on rollercoasters, so she's just smiling. Dagur's laughing the whole time. Ruff and Tuff keep trying to make the other one scream by also fighting on the rides. Astrid loves the adrenaline and Throk would let out a cheer, but he's not sure if that's proper or not. After a few times, he might. Heather and Minden ride coasters like normal people. Lastly, Stoick and Gobber just plain aren't fitting. Sorry guys.

For the carnival games, There's a competition going on. You have Dagur, Astrid, Snotlout, and Throk trying to see who can get the most toys for their S.O.'s (even though Ruffnut is definitely still not Throk's girlfriend). Hiccup really doesn't care about getting a toy, but he knows there's no point in trying to have Astrid not be competitive. Minden also doesn't want a toy, but she likes seeing how excited Snotlout is to get her some. Ruffnut and Mala are sorta competing too and betting on who's going to win because 1. the twin still wants toys and 2. Mala can't let her trash talking go without any of it being dished back out to her. She's just classy with how she does it. Gobber's playing too because he wants to show the youngins how the pros do it. The last time Stoick played, he broke the whack-a-mole and had to pay for repairs, so he's picking who to root for.

Fishlegs is mostly enjoying all the foods and has had 3rd breakfast, 5th lunch, and nth dinner by the time the park closes for the night. The twins normally join him to get filled up on garlic parmesan fries...then feel really sick on the rides. I can see Stoick enjoying the turkey legs in particular.

Cedar Point also has an arcade area because it doesn't know how to be anything other than amazing. Fishlegs is probably here more than with the rides. The others trickle in after they've ridden a lot of the coasters. The twins are on air hockey and intentionally aiming the puck at each other's fingers. This is also why none of the others will play against them. Everyone takes turns on the games, but the competitive side has to return, so this is also a competition. Snotlout actively spends his time sabotaging Dagur on all of the games (he will even block the basketball on those hoop games). In his defense, this is payback. You'll see why in a few moments.

For the other rides, Fishlegs and Heather are on the Ferris wheel. Snotlout and Minden are too, but Dagur has found these little bean bags to test out his aim by seeing if he can still bop Snotlout with them. The mood is very killed with Minden, but she also thinks it's funny. And now you know why Snotlout is cheating later on. Astrid is convinced the non rollercoaster rides don't count, but Hiccup gets on some. The big guys still can't ride unfortunately.

When it comes to the shows, they're all enjoying them and the twins try to have the audience start the wave or some type of chant. (At least one of their attempts works). Heather especially likes the live music. She might even be one of the singers who's going to perform later. For the characters that employees are dressed up as, the twins are amazed. This might lead to Throk seeing if they have a position open for him since it would make Ruffnut happy. Hopefully it won't happen because Dagur keeps trying to have the poor individuals break character by tormenting them. Mala and Hiccup get him to stop eventually, but he's still making faces at the workers behind their backs.

Last but not least, the waterpark. The thrill seekers of the group are on the slides and the twins are also having fun at the kiddie section with the dragon head. Admittedly, the reptile caught Hiccup's eye too. After enjoying the slides, Heather joins Fishlegs in the calmer water with the inner tubes. Stoick acts like he thinks the slides are silly, but Gobber gets him to try them since he seems to be having such a great time. If anyone looks at Mala or Minden for too long, they're getting hit or glared at, respectively, by their boys (Throk included for Mala. Only her hubby can make googly eyes at her).

After all this, I think they'd consider their vacation a very nice one

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

[triumphantfury]

The idea for this oneshot worked its way into my head through a ridiculous conversation between myself and @rosiethedragongeek roughly forever ago, and I have not stopped thinking about it since. I suppose, in a way, you can blame them for this silly piece of HTTYD drabble. @sanfangirl-cynicalromantic, this one is also for you. Lol

(Set during RTTE Season 3) What if, after the events of Last Auction Heroes, Snotlout decided that he liked his new hair and wanted to keep it? How would Astrid feel about it? Shenanigans to follow…

(Artwork is by the amazing @kitxel-draws here on tumblr. And thanks for reading 😁)

[hermesserpent-stuff]

Ryker: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking. Viggo: Huh? Ryker: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out- Viggo: I love you. Ryker: Viggo: Viggo: Also, gruel qualifies as a soup. Ryker: I KNEW IT!!

[sqarletsworldlesswandering]

Also I can see Toothless trying to deescalate things between the duo and riders... to surprisingly little success.

Aven's the one who realised what's going on and tries to calm Edda down.

Then everyone takes on awkward stare at each other.

Yyyyyeah... Or, at the very least, being the new alpha may not exactly help him. Have to do things the old fashioned way or somethin'.

And yeah, Aven would be the one to finally put two and two together... cue aaaaall the awkward stares. Someone breaks the silence with a "Soooo...... now what?" Edda promptly tries to fly off, thinking "small talk my beloathed."

[artinandwritin]

Slowly redrawing a small comic i did a few months ago bc i could’ve. Done so much better with it but didnt for some reason lmao

So here are some progress sketches!! My silly bbies fr fr

[1000dactyls]

I second the appreciation of keeping tgirl Hiccup’s name the same! Hiccup is a perfectly gender neutral name imho 😤 in my own fic poor Hiccup and his sister Hiccup literally have to share the same name cuz their parents and the Naming Dame have no originality when it comes to naming preemies on Berk lmaooo

I suppose it could be worse…I mentioned to a fellow writer that other “runt” names could be something traumatic like Inconsequential or Trifling or Twerplout or Leftovers 😭

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS hiccup is a gender neutral name truthers UNITE. it's a perfectly good name (though me and a friend have spent some time debating about the logistics of changing your name on berk that hiccup could hypothetically face, if it wasn't the name hiccup was born with)

YOUR FIC ITS SO GOOD!!! the double hiccup haddock horrendous the third trouble is absolutely hysterical to me. i love the different nicknames that stem from such, too... because no way would gobber holler hiccup the elder's full name across the forge. although, i suppose there would be something veryyyyy intimidating at getting your full name AND your birth order called out when you're in trouble...

oh noooooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭 am i an awful person for absolutely cackling at these names??????? (then again, both history and i have come up with worse names, sooooooooo....)

[msphagime]

At this point, do I ship them because I like their dynamic... or do I ship them because I like cloak shenanigans?

Bonus random stuff:

[saturnniidae]

It being canonically mentioned in RoB that Snotlout takes a sponge and bar of soap to bathe outside in public when it rains, and the fact the village has had whole meetings about it is actually crazy.

[jessicas-pi]

So, you have chosen the HTTYD Rebels AU...

“Wolf! Wolf, get up, we have to go now!”

Wolf’s scaly black head raised instantly, and Ezra heard him whine in anxiety as he saw the limp body that Ezra was half-carrying, half-dragging across the pebbly shore.

In half a second, the dragon was beside Ezra, crouching low so he could climb up, struggling to pull Sabine with him.

“Fly!”

Wolf whimpered again, looking at Sabine.

“She’s okay, she’s just—not awake! Go!” 

At that second, three of the biggest dragons chasing them burst out of the tunnel onto the beach with a spitting bellow of fire, their bulging eyes wide with rage. Wolf didn’t hesitate in taking to the skies, flapping away from the island as Ezra held desperately on, practically pinning Sabine between himself and Wolf so she wouldn't fall.

Ezra watched behind him, but the dragons stopped on the beach; they didn’t follow, and slowly, Wolf leveled out, circling in the thick clouds, giving Ezra a moment to think.

His first thought was that if Sabine woke up now, she'd probably smack him. Or else shove him away, making one or both of them fall off the dragon, likely to their deaths.

Straightening up, he cautiously arranged her so she was sitting in front of him—much better—and then took stock of the situation.

Conclusion? Not good.

Sabine knew about Wolf—that wasn’t bad, because she seemed to like their ride earlier and he knew she wouldn’t tell his secret—but anyone who knew was still a risk.

Then there was the island.

Ezra hadn’t exactly seen a sign put up saying Welcome to Mustafar, but he’d heard enough from Kanan to recognize the place that the swarm of dragons had taken them.

Kanan told him that Mustafar was where dragonriders went to die—where their dragons turned against them.

Besides Kanan, Ezra—and Sabine, if she counted—might well be the only dragonriders to leave that island alive.

It was obvious what he had to do—he had to talk to Kanan and Hera. They would know more than he did about this, and Ezra needed to tell someone about what he learned.

The only problem was Sabine.

Maybe he could trust her with the secret of one dragon. His dragon.

But the only way he could trust her with the location of the village, and the people and the families and the dragons there, was if he told her everything, and Ezra wasn’t ready for that.

He didn’t have a choice, though, did he?

“Here goes nothing,” Ezra muttered to himself, and nudged Wolf towards the Dragonrider village.

[ziggityzigg]

THEY FUCKING GOT ERET NOOOOOO!!!

[otwdfanfic]

Zephyr in my fav potc costume ft the cursed captain @artinandwritin

[dragonmasterhiccup]

Almost immediately, Toothless bounded away, not taking off into the air, but racing down into the village, following the sound.

They came to a stop outside of the food stores, Toothless' ear flaps parked straight up, sniffing at the wooden door.

Inside, the squeaking and scuttling was louder, along with some tiny blasts of fire. Toothless' face fell into an annoyed snarl, recognising the familiar shooting patterns.

Terrible Terrors. Terrible Annoyances.

"Whoa!" Hiccup lurched backwards, managing to grab the handles before falling completely backwards.

He held on tight, trying to guess where Toothless was taking him.

When they stopped, he dismounted, now hearing what was bothering Toothless.

He sighed. "Terrible Terrors." He shook his head. "Will they never learn?" He opened the door, finding a dozen pairs of eyes belonging to startled dragons looking at him.

He placed his hands on his hips. "You little gluttons oughta know better than to break in here! We have plenty of fish for you out in the open across the village." He pointed out the doors behind him.

"Toothless, let them know they can't break in here again, and we'll show them where they're supposed to be eating." He'll have to reinforce the building in the morning, make some repairs, maybe place a few harmless traps. Nothing that will hurt the dragons, of course, just something that will keep them in place and away from the food.

[useless-moss]

Krogan and Magnus like shiny things. Like to collect and/or steal shiny things.

Viggo's sword, specifically the gems on it, are never safe. He can set it down, take his eyes off it for literally two seconds, and by the time he looks back either the jewels or the entire sword itself are missing.

He can usually find it stashed away somewhere in a nearby tree, an abandoned burrow, or a space in the ceiling.

Krogan and Magnus will then sulk for an hour or so before either finding something else that draws their attention or trying again.

Ryker thinks it's funny and Dagur actively encourages it

[sqarletsworldlesswandering]

On my stars:

Duo, due for being sapient, tries to talk to the riders. Unfortunately, they can't understand them.

... the Riders do notice that they're unusually smart

Also dragon cuddle pile!

Oh dear-

They try and all that comes out is weird musical roaring. They are confused and a little sad. Someone probably picks up on the idea that they're communicating though. The other dragons... might be able to pick it up? But also maybe not?

But yeah, someone is gonna pick up on how smart they are. I can see Hiccup or Fishlegs trying to coordinate a set of "intelligence" tests to see just how smart they are.

Cuddle pile! Yes! The duo just gets cuddle swamped by the other dragons-

[artinandwritin]

The dynamic trio fr fr!! Sometimes they just lodge into my brain and refuse to get out (mainly bc when i think abt them and their vibes i also think abt @spacenintendogs dragons off the coast au and thats a whole rabbit hole to go through every time, man i love that au)

Anyway the Adelaide Siri Gustav trio being iconic <333