#Half Asleep

[jttwlmkaddiction]

[inamagicalhallucination]

[ciphercorgi]

I'm working on another batch of WoF bases. I'm in the making of hybrids and in the process of the mudwing dominant hybrids I'm not done with those though. I want to finish them tomorrow ( I know I misspelled hybrids in the picture. I'm half asleep. Please don't comment lol.) I'ma head out now, good night

[scrunckled-idiot]

eh i think anime stuff really makes tf2 shit pop off try something like this

no. i like getting bitches and smelling clean 😎

[donutlover417]

okay i routinely write shit down while half asleep so here's a post of some of my favorites -It’s midnight. I approach, t-posing. This slowly morphs into me doing fornite dances, and then dabbing, all as I chant YouTuber intros. You watch in horror as my Body turns to plastic and contorts until I morph into a fidget spinner. the roblox oof sound effect blasts loud enough to make ears bleed. God has returned.

-Why are chairs so terrifying what secrets do they hold -Caterpillars control the government -God is like a bee he doesnt have legs -What if you yelled at a rock and it yelled back

-I had a dream that m&ms introduced a new character called “mister white-y” who was a whiteboard with glasses, a tie, and glasses and the internet by freaked out because he “wasn’t even a candy” and people began writing MASSIVE analysis videos on his design and why he suck’s super badly Going into massive detail on why each and every aspect of his design sucked He wasn’t in the main line up of m&ms he was a side character

-gay culture is discussing if snails have emotions at 1 am

-I love candle wax I could just rub it all over my body -Dream where someone gets turned to stone and yells “guess I’m sus” while doing an amongus pose before getting turned and everyone was really really really sad wholesome that that was the last night he chose to do

-Amab. Assigned mogus at birth

-Imagine if vaginas were like cheese graters so every time a dude had sex his penis would get smaller. And period’s are just the built up penis bit falling out . That assumes all Afab people have sex tho, which they don’t

-Cocaine belt buckle

-Sex is like mowing the lawn i like to do it with a lawnmower

-Bill wurtz airplane ticket Atlanta Georgia 8;00 pm

-Cake face (body horror)

-Piss is undefinable

-Slime@ rancher dead god

-The bite of an amongus can actually cause arthritis

-Flap my ass like flappy birddddd

-“You know, I’ve jerked off to your wanted poster.”

-Man with hotdogs for eyes

-Egg the walrus husband greets you when you come back from work

-Nine legged baby. it crawls with it's face legs

-why do charmin ads always feel less like toilet paper ads more like someone’s fetish

-I’m just like a turtle I can’t rent my cock

-black hole vagina steals your penis

[noctilionoidea]

Half asleep but I hate when people take old stories/literature and try to make it so modern or pop culture or basic it looses so much luster

Dracula is hot! -You’ve only seen the movies and since people don’t quite understand what I meant I mean that in the way that his behavior isn’t conventionally sexy and he’s barely even a person so much as animalistic urge trapped in a corpse, and while some find that sexy it’s different from being hot in the way that pop culture protrays him

Medusa is a symbol of s/a victims because she is one! -you watched summary videos of Ovid’s version and fell down a misinformation whole removing even the context of Medusa’s versions

Jekyll and Hyde is about split personalities! -you’ve never read Jekyll and Hyde

Frankenstein is the doctor! -he’s a 19 year old who dropped out of college to sew together corpses and makes a son just as bratty as him

Achilles is gay and only gay! -erasure of the women he enslaved for sex

so many more istg. People love to forget nuance

[itsmargobaybee]

I just want someone to tell me it’ll all be okay and to actually believe them when they say it

P.s… I know I’m making a weird face, my flash was bright asffff

[paralysnooze]

CRAZY qsmp fan theory of mine that is probably impossible to become canon

The eggs are not dragon eggs but bird eggs.

Even I'm not a 100% in with my theory; I also think it's a bit dumb, but hear me out:

Yes, magical and monsterous beings exist so, the eggs being dragon eggs is not impossible, but, so are animal/ animal-human experimentations.

If we look into q!Baghera's storyline, she's a successful duck-human hybrid-

Most of the Federation's hybrid experiments failed. It's most likely that it's hard to create a hybrid baby that could live long enough to become an adult, UNLESS they're a specific kind of species...

There are other hybrids from the Federation, but we don't really know if some of our streamers are part of the experiments.

Jaiden (parrot) helped the Federation before. Philza (crow) is a mysterious one because he could be a bird-creature experimentally, genetically, or magically. Of course, there's Quackity and Elquackity (ducks). Big enigmas. We don't know that much about them.

[ There are cat characters too, like Tina and Niki (COUGH COUGH-CELLBITtT-CIIGH-ANTOINE-) but we don't know if it's because they're an experiment or just genetically that way (or furries COUGH) ]

[also, most of them have dominant human features except Baghera. Philza is the only one who canonically acknowledges the existence of his wings.]

It feels like bird-hybrids are the most successful experiments for the Federation. I mean, they "love" their birds!!! And I feel like the eggs are the 2nd or 3rd generation (heck, maybe even more than that) of that project.

The failed specimens either died or got turned into codes. That's why the codes want to be like the eggs sometimes, because only avian-hybrids are able to survive and be stable for a long time.. The only ones put into adoption.

But even if they're successful, that does not mean the experimentation is over. It's always torture.

But eh, that's just my weird theory.

Maybe they are dragon eggs and the Federation is trying to step up their tube-baby game. Maybe they figured that their experiment doesn't necessary have to be a bird-hybrid to be successful, BUT they just have to come from an egg.

If you think about it, birds came from dinosaurs, and dragons are just magical dinos, so the eggs are very close to the bird species (idk what I'm talking about).

Maybe that kind of egg is just a slow hatcher unlike their first experiments, and that's why they need more supervision and more tests than ever.

Only time will tell. (also, I used successful a lot in this post. I could've find a synonym for it or something)

[bevadryl]

ITS HERE!!!!

[ghost-goats-circus-ink]

Drew them while half asleep, enjoy!

[yume-utsutsuu]

stagnant, my room today is stagnant

i dont even notice the rain outside

the room's shadow hangs densely on my fingers

i cant find the words to recall it

僕はゆめうつつ

[accidentallyatekneecaps]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EAT AS MUCH CAKE AS YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mouse-of-dimitrescu]

I'm not supporting murder, it's wrong. I understand. Don't arrest me. I'm just saying that it's literally not Alcina's fault that she has to kill people. She got LURED in by Mommy Miranda then she got the Cadou implanted. And it's not her fault that she has her hereditary blood disease ( porphyria cutanea tarda) which causes her to run on a vampiric diet.

Re8 is basically a survival game, you defeat the obstacles and reach your goal ( Ethan's goal, my goal would be overly flirtatious). Like Ethan WetcatWinters, Alcina is also trying to survive as well as please Miranda who she was brainwashed by. Miranda's grief of the loss of Eva was not Alcina's fault, nor the other lords.

I'm half asleep while writing this. Please excuse my stupid choice of words.

Like Alcina said: Ethan is literally killing her family while trying to save his own. It's unfair. I'm a simp. I know. But for goodness sake. This angers me. And it's fiction.

[artnoutdraws]

[2024/06/13] St. Trina

I drew this 3 hours past my usual bedtime (i.e. the perfect time to draw the Saint of Sleep)

(Obviously, this was before the DLC came out so her canon design was not yet known)

[ghostcrows]

I’m not afraid of dying

I’m scareder of me

I wanna see the sunset

I’m ready to sleep

I’m not afraid of crying

When I’m on the street

I wanna see the sunset

And I’m half asleep

[whats-in-a-sentence]

I found Sherlock Holmes alone, however, half asleep, with his long, thin form curled up in the recesses of his armchair. A formidable array of bottles and test-tubes, with the pungent cleanly smell of hydrochloric acid, told me that he had spent his day in the chemical work which was so dear to him.

"The Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Treasury" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle